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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Pay me, Pay you , Pay us for ever ....

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Lol

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Vamos a la Payet.

    3. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Now thats a first post . no apology needed

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Still needs an explanation. It's a Lionel Ritchie song but what's the connection to Payet.

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Hmmm , is in my mind , thats all that counts

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            License

    4. Bellerinmondo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      who et all the pays

  2. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Janmaaaaat u fool

  3. Ógie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    He is going for the Naysmith hatty right foot now going with the left headed goal incoming

  4. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Wasn't Kouyaté playing further up the last few weeks?

  5. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet looks like a footballer

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      That's because he's a footballer.

    2. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Informative.

    3. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Very footballer-like I agree

    4. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😆

    5. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      To paraphrase Michael Owen.

    6. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Owen? Is that you??

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        😉

  6. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Janmaat is a very attacking defender. But he plays for Newcastle

    1. Fiona B
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      This. Always looks dangerous when I find myself in the unfortunate position of watching newcastle

  7. Jay_
      10 years, 7 months ago

      My mate and closest rival that I'm always texting in games has captained Payet and has Creswell, I was 50 points in front before kick off with no players in this game

      1. BabyB
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        yeah, my brother has Payet (c). Been texting him abuse about his team all weekend and he was very quick to text me after that goal..

        1. Jay_
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Fair play to them, big balls 🙂

      2. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Payet owners rejoice 😎

        1. Greenbackbøøg…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          🙂

        2. Syd.
          • 16 Years
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          \o/

        3. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
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          Yep

        4. Costa in Wengerland
          • 14 Years
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          \●/

      3. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        What happened to Carroll's head ffs

        1. GuyIncognito
          • 16 Years
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          He's rocking the Zlatan look.

      4. Fiona B
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Payet looks a little tubby, I love it.

        Come on you chubby little maestro, get me above the average score!

      5. Tommy J
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Forgot to sub in Kouyate in UFPL for one of my 2 pointers....Rookie mistake....

      6. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        Will Carroll survive the warm up? 🙂

        1. Royal5
          • 14 Years
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          😆

        2. Costa in Wengerland
          • 14 Years
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          Hahahah

      7. Numb
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Aren't most people talking about selling Payet? Or sold him?

        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Tonight was his audition for whether he was staying in the team or not. That goal probably means I'll keep him for next 4.

          1. Fiona B
            • 11 Years
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            Haha same. Saved me a -4 rage transfer if he blanked

        2. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
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          Fools and Horses

        3. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Many sold him after his mom performance last week because he didn't get any points.

        4. Valar(Keith)
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          most sold him and are pretending they own him.. surely.

      8. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I like that Payet has a slight Mohawk, must make him slightly more aerodynamic and faster, therefore giving him the edge over his opponents.

        1. Costa in Wengerland
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Omg ur theories 😮

        2. Old Man
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Perceptive - nice theory.

      9. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Sakho injured???

        Subs warming up

        1. Valar(Keith)
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          😯

        2. BabyB
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          nah, just a random warmup/get the crowd going.

      10. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Ugh 8% ownership for Payet

        Not good for the rank but could be worse 😕

        1. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          That's pretty low?

      11. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Nice to see James Collins getting that kind of appreciation.

      12. Pablitto
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        It was such a Yaya-esque shot from Payet, wasnt it?

        1. Odikostar
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          It had yaya written all over it

        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Is it worth playing goal.com fantasy champions league?

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Times are tough.

        2. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Yeah if official site isn't up.

      13. Jay_
          10 years, 7 months ago

          That dog running across the advert is quite distracting

          1. Syd.
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            It is very annoying

          2. Nomar
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            +42.

            Every time I see it I think, why is there a dog about to run on the pitch?

        • Greenbackbøøg…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          God I love Payet

        • ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Payet is a baller

          1. Heydudes13
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            ^

        • Syd.
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Party tricks from Payet

        • Dormer
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          How can I find the top 10k/100k/ of Payet? Can't see him on fpldiscoveries

          1. Woy of the Wovers
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Link to all the teams and count.

          2. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            10k is there on spreadsheet.

            1. Dormer
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Payets not there though, I want to see how little he's owned in the top 10k if at all possible

              1. TorresMagic™
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                Got the link?

          3. BabyB
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            check fpldiscovery.

        • Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Payet playing like Marhez atm....

        • andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Payet is such a baller

        • Valar(Keith)
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Payet or Demel?

          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Pfff Guy every day.

            1. Valar(Keith)
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Jiminez could do what Payet does with one leg in a cast

          2. Royal5
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Lol, forgot about Demel. Where's he at?

        • Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Andy Carroll skipping along the touchline.

          That's an injury waiting to happen if ever there was one!

          1. Valar(Keith)
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Why is he doing that btw? someone injured?

            1. Nomar
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Probably wants to make sure he has time off at Xmas, so better off getting himself crocked up now, innit.

          2. Morbius
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            First sub to ever be subbed off, before being subbed on.

        • Davido989
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Noble does too many of those passes. Calm down son

        • JamieLfc
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          So frustrating watching this as someone who sold Payet impatiently a few weeks ago