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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

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  1. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Pay me, Pay you , Pay us for ever ....

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lol

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Vamos a la Payet.

    3. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Now thats a first post . no apology needed

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Still needs an explanation. It's a Lionel Ritchie song but what's the connection to Payet.

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Hmmm , is in my mind , thats all that counts

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 11 months ago

            License

    4. Bellerinmondo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      who et all the pays

  2. FPL Daniel
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Janmaaaaat u fool

  3. Ógie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    He is going for the Naysmith hatty right foot now going with the left headed goal incoming

  4. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Wasn't Kouyaté playing further up the last few weeks?

  5. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Payet looks like a footballer

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      That's because he's a footballer.

    2. 4vets
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Informative.

    3. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Very footballer-like I agree

    4. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      😆

    5. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      To paraphrase Michael Owen.

    6. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Owen? Is that you??

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😉

  6. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Janmaat is a very attacking defender. But he plays for Newcastle

    1. Fiona B
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      This. Always looks dangerous when I find myself in the unfortunate position of watching newcastle

  7. Jay_
    10 years, 11 months ago

    My mate and closest rival that I'm always texting in games has captained Payet and has Creswell, I was 50 points in front before kick off with no players in this game

    1. BabyB
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      yeah, my brother has Payet (c). Been texting him abuse about his team all weekend and he was very quick to text me after that goal..

      1. Jay_
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Fair play to them, big balls 🙂

  8. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Payet owners rejoice 😎

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      🙂

    2. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      \o/

    3. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Yep

    4. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      \●/

  9. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    What happened to Carroll's head ffs

    1. GuyIncognito
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      He's rocking the Zlatan look.

  10. Fiona B
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Payet looks a little tubby, I love it.

    Come on you chubby little maestro, get me above the average score!

  11. Tommy J
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Forgot to sub in Kouyate in UFPL for one of my 2 pointers....Rookie mistake....

  12. THE Wild Rover
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Will Carroll survive the warm up? 🙂

    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      😆

    2. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hahahah

  13. Numb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Aren't most people talking about selling Payet? Or sold him?

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Tonight was his audition for whether he was staying in the team or not. That goal probably means I'll keep him for next 4.

      1. Fiona B
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Haha same. Saved me a -4 rage transfer if he blanked

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Fools and Horses

    3. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Many sold him after his mom performance last week because he didn't get any points.

    4. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      most sold him and are pretending they own him.. surely.

  14. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    I like that Payet has a slight Mohawk, must make him slightly more aerodynamic and faster, therefore giving him the edge over his opponents.

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Omg ur theories 😮

    2. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Perceptive - nice theory.

  15. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Sakho injured???

    Subs warming up

    1. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      😯

    2. BabyB
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      nah, just a random warmup/get the crowd going.

  16. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Ugh 8% ownership for Payet

    Not good for the rank but could be worse 😕

    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      That's pretty low?

  17. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Nice to see James Collins getting that kind of appreciation.

  18. Pablitto
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    It was such a Yaya-esque shot from Payet, wasnt it?

    1. Odikostar
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      It had yaya written all over it

    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Is it worth playing goal.com fantasy champions league?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Times are tough.

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah if official site isn't up.

  19. Jay_
    10 years, 11 months ago

    That dog running across the advert is quite distracting

    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      It is very annoying

    2. Nomar
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      +42.

      Every time I see it I think, why is there a dog about to run on the pitch?

  20. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    God I love Payet

  21. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Payet is a baller

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      ^

  22. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Party tricks from Payet

  23. Dormer
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    How can I find the top 10k/100k/ of Payet? Can't see him on fpldiscoveries

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Link to all the teams and count.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      10k is there on spreadsheet.

      1. Dormer
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Payets not there though, I want to see how little he's owned in the top 10k if at all possible

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 17 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Got the link?

    3. BabyB
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      check fpldiscovery.

  24. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Payet playing like Marhez atm....

  25. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Payet is such a baller

  26. Valar(Keith)
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Payet or Demel?

    1. 4vets
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Pfff Guy every day.

      1. Valar(Keith)
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Jiminez could do what Payet does with one leg in a cast

    2. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lol, forgot about Demel. Where's he at?

  27. Nomar
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Andy Carroll skipping along the touchline.

    That's an injury waiting to happen if ever there was one!

    1. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Why is he doing that btw? someone injured?

      1. Nomar
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Probably wants to make sure he has time off at Xmas, so better off getting himself crocked up now, innit.

    2. Morbius
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      First sub to ever be subbed off, before being subbed on.

  28. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Noble does too many of those passes. Calm down son

  29. JamieLfc
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    So frustrating watching this as someone who sold Payet impatiently a few weeks ago