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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    What happened to Oxford?

    1. The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      tucked up in bed.

      1. TheSteel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        LOL

      2. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Makes sense

    2. Bellerinmondo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      struggling to match the research excellence of Cambridge in latest league tables

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Puberty!

    4. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Rotting on my bench..

  2. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Oh dear Ogbonna owners

  3. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    DAMMIT MOSES

  4. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    You useless shite Victor!

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      i love moses
      you can count on the 2 points

  5. Rains of Castamere
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Sod off Moses

  6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Moses what the heck are you doing

    Nearly payet assist

  7. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Moses you donk

  8. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Feck off Moses

    That should've been a Payet assist

  9. Bellerinmondo
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    ah, thought that was in!

    1. Bellerinmondo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      miles out

  10. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Beautiful pass by Payet

  11. Declan
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Ogbonna clean sheet locked in

    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Oh dear.
      😆

  12. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Ffs Moses

    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Awful finish

  13. Fiona B
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    My lord that pass, Payet is central to everything

    Unfortunate about Donkey Moses

    1. DannyBoy....
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Lanzini's pass to Payet was just as good.

      But nobody owns him and therefore nobody comments.

  14. TheSteel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    As a non owner of every player out there right now, I hope Newcastle scores and there are at least 10 yc in the second half.

  15. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Why moses why

    1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      He's a sleeper agent and just got activated?

  16. Ludo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Moses at 5.3m... how long before Mark gets him in?

    1. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      was just wondering that myself 🙂

  17. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Eye of the needle stuff from Payet there.

    1. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      barn door stuff from Moses.

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Yep

    3. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Side of the baron stuff from Victor and Mark

  18. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    More baps for Pay as you go ? key pass

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      And another one.

  19. copps
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    best defender to bring in at 5m or under?

    1. Ludo
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Craig Dawson, maybe

    2. Bellerinmondo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      dawson or naughton/williams

    3. Rider on the Storm
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      i was thinking about gabriel but i am not sure he is a sure starter (mertesaker threat)

      1. copps
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        ive been looking as well. 3 clean sheets in the last 3, so im thinking he may keep his place. but for how long...

        dawson and williams i am also considering.

  20. Woy of the Wovers
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payettes out in force tonight, it seems.

    1. Bellerinmondo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      It's nice to own a player who just looks so good in real life football too

  21. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Kouyate has no ball control

    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      He is working on it with a tantric instructor

  22. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Williams, Bellerin or Clyne as possible Ogbonna replacement then.

    1. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Clyne for me his 2 upcoming fixtures are too attractive to overlook

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        And after that?

        1. Bertzeiner-m
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I can see cleanies at Spurs and Everton after that get him out

    2. The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Bellerin

    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Can you afford Kosc?

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I could yeah

        1. Bolivian Seaman
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          More man city, you got kolarov? Shaw

          1. andy85wsm
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Kolarov - Shaw - Ogbonna - Muniesa - Huth currently.

            1. Debauchy
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Still got WC ? then Clyne if no other needs ?

              1. andy85wsm
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 15 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                Wildcard is gone

    4. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Got a Pulis defender? Check out Dawson's attacking stats if you dont

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Have Myhill

    5. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      long term bellerin, short term clyne (except not too keen on liverpool's defence even against nor and villa)

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah not sure I am either

    6. Rewant-WantToWinEverything!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      He could have had a CS today..5 points straight to the bin! 🙁

    7. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Not worth transferring in a defender.
      That said I have Clyne already , but looking to Bellerin soon

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Why isn't it? 😮

  23. Bertzeiner-m
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Clearly Moses's H2H match up has the armband on Payet

    1. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Wow reply fail

  24. Rider on the Storm
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet is saving my gameweek.
    Is he playing well?
    i wanted to leave him on the bench next gw against man city...

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Best player on the pitch so far

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Playing really well. Don't bench him v City.

      1. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        yeah , maybe AoA

    3. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Yes
      May still bench though ?

    4. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I was going to do the same

    5. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nope.. He's barely got a mention on here

    6. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Plan was/is to play Ighalo over him next week.

    7. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I'm benching
      As good as he is WH probably still won't score against city.

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        City have to concede sometime

  25. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Oh dear, Noble 😆

  26. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Time for a pee

  27. Jay_
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Well done boys

    • JayBomb
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      De Gea
      Gomez / Williams / Sagna / Richards
      Yaya / Sanchez / Mahrez / Ayew
      Kun / Gomis

      McCarthy / Darmian / Payet / Maige

      Q. Who do I bench? Thanks in advance

      1. Burning Plastic
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Well what you have is the best 11. IMO no need to change anything; well Darmian instead of Williams maybe.

      2. JamieLfc
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Williams and Richards

      3. Valar(Keith)
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Players barely walked off the pitch and the RMT's come back in full flow 🙂
        you cant bench anyone else even if you wanted to..

      4. Rider on the Storm
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        so you leave payet on the bench...
        in fact i have same dilemna, playing payet (mci) or Richards or gomez

    • Park the bus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Should I WC?

      Stek 4.0
      Kolarov Azpili Huth Coates 4.0
      Ozil Yaya pedro Mane bentaleb
      Aguero Benteke Wilson

      Rank now below 1m. If aguero is confirmed out I think I've got to...

      1. Bertzeiner-m
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Any ft's?

        1. Park the bus
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Yeh 1 FT. Thinking Coates out first then bentaleb

      2. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Nope.
        There will be a better time imo

      3. Bertzeiner-m
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        No need for a wc a couple hits will sort this out

    • The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Anyone looking at Lens? he's in the same mould as Payet.

      1. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Had him since day 1.

      2. Bøss ⭐
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        if he played for a different team I would

        1. The Raging Bull
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Trying to look past who good players play for, clouds your judgement in FPL.