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26 September 2015 1839 comments
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Saturday’s tea-time kick-off finds a floundering Newcastle United outfit playing host to Chelsea at St James’ Park. The Magpies are yet to taste victory this term and will have their work cut out against a resurgent Blues side that bested Arsenal last time out.

The Toon’s most glaring deficiency this season has been a paucity of goal threat: the Tynesiders rank bottom of the pile for goals (three), attempts (50), shot on target (14) and big chances (three). Allied to this, only three teams have conceded more goals (nine) than Steve McClaren’s troops. On a more positive note, Newcastle will be clinging to memories of their hard-fought 0-0 draw away to Manchester United in Gameweek 3 as inspiration.

Chelsea are certainly not back to their best, but they showed real signs of improvement against the Gunners: only three sides conceded fewer shots inside the box (four) than the London club last Gameweek. Nonetheless, the Blues place joint-top – alongside Sunderland – for goals conceded in road matches (eight), underlining their struggles away from Stamford Bridge.

Robbed of Diego Costa through suspension, Jose Mourinho’s men will be charged up and seeking back-to-back wins as they bid to make up ground and fix their faltering title tilt.

  1. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Comeeee oooon Chelseaaaaa

  2. The Algerian Dream
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    What a crazy PL saturday! All matches with 3+ goals.

  3. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    The relegation battle heats up.

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😆

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😆

  4. walkman666
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    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Willian with another free kick to win it?

  5. Pariße
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    no assist, Willian was fouled

  6. Sweetpea
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    No assist

  7. Gaz Downright
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    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard assist. Oh, wait...

  8. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Now Zouma or Ramires was fouled??

  9. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Wow

  10. Lallana_
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ramires is a mad man

  11. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ramireeeeess!!

  12. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
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    Newcastle are bottling this big time

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Fisticuffs in the dressing room ...

  13. walkman666
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    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ramires almost!

  14. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Fergie time

  15. Sasquatch Slayer
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ramires looking a better option than Pedro lol

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      When has he not?

      1. Sasquatch Slayer
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Haha

  16. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I see Remy barely made the 60.

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Mike, pedro > mata a good pick regardless of United fixtures?

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        10 years, 4 months ago

        Yes. Ish.

  17. The Algerian Dream
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    lol Ramires more dangerous than all other Chelsea strikers combined...

  18. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Comeee oiooon champiooonsss!!

  19. Daniyal
    • 14 Years
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    suddenly remembered Lampard.How great was he in these situations a goal when u need it

  20. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Falcao to score the winner

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Obviously. 😉

    2. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Pedro please

  21. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    This tony fella giving ramires acres

  22. Hairy Potter
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Wow

  23. Paulie Walnuts
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    This Chelsea team look worse than my saggy arse

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      How dare you insult your lovely derriére??? 😉

      1. Paulie Walnuts
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Thanks Mike xxx

        Can you give me some transfer direction, I want to take a -8 this week

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          • 16 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          I am utilizing my wild card. Money or points?

          1. Paulie Walnuts
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            I have 1.9 itb

            I want pedro, Gomez and Wilson out

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              10 years, 4 months ago

              Walcott, Alderweireld/Fonte, Vardy/Igahlo, imo.

          2. walkman666
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            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Points....money can come from them.

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              • 16 Years
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              It depends. Still Early Doors!

  24. Licky
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Pedro doing what Pedro does best there... Pace Pace Pace, realise he has no footballing brain and runs into a dead end.

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      + 42.

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Pedro or Navas?

      1. Licky
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Must be something in the water down in Spain. Both.

      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Have you ever seen them together? No?

        1. Mull
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          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          City vs Barca last year though 😉

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            • 16 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Ha! 😀

        2. GAMBIT
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          I saw them together live when Spain played Switzerland in 2010. That was the game that was Spains first defeat after breaking the record for the longest run of wins or something to that effect

        3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          well now I'm not saying I'm Batman but have you ever seen me and Batman together?

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            • 16 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            No. Hmmm ... 😆

      3. GAMBIT
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Pedro, he actually has a good goal scoring record and a final ball

    3. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      So he's an expensive version of Aaron Lennon?

      1. Licky
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Yeah but an affinity for the jammy goal too.

    4. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Pedro has no footballing brain? alright...

    5. walkman666
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      Yeah. At Barca, he gave speed and very inconsistent finishing.

  25. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Blow the whistle ref.

  26. Theatre_Of_Screams
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Are most people doing Wilson to Vardy then?

    1. walkman666
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      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Vardy, Ighalo, maybe Bojan or Diouf. Not sure. 3 of next 4 for Leicester are away, and their scoring may decline some.

    2. clooz
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      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Most likely

  27. Ron_Swanson
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    McLaren just had some sort of fit

  28. Gaz Downright
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    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Wonder if McClaren's look of fear affects his players in any way...

  29. GAMBIT
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I feel like its also time to get rid of Pedro...

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Just realized?

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No ... that was three weeks ago ...

  30. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    McClaren 😀