[sbu_large_image] Preamble
17 October 2015 2108 comments
Mark Mark
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Rarely have fortunes shifted so dramatically between Gameweeks.

Looking at my array of injury flags in midweek, sitting alongside my previous 103-point tally, the phrase “from the sublime to the ridiculous” seemed to fit rather well.

Sergio Aguero’s snapped hamstring was like the first domino: the butterfly flapping its wings that led to complete chaos. Things just won’t be the same without the City striker.

Just when I thought I could shut down the part of my brain dedicated to deciding the destination of the FPL captaincy, he’s forced me to wake it up again and torment it with a choice from an array of hot and cold midfielders.

To compound matters, with my five-man defence reduced to the pair of loose cannons that are Kurt Zouma and Micah Richards, I’ve actually had to turn to my chips for help.

I had hoped that I could park these decisions: safe in the knowledge that double Gameweeks were incoming, I’d reserved the thinking time for those little baubles until 2016.

Instead, I’ve had to put one in play and switch my team to “All out Attack” – not as a result of a crafty strategy, but out of pure desperation. I’m not sure that’s what the FPL boffins had in mind.

This morning I’m beckoning my boys out of the dressing room with the clear remit to score more goals than Zouma and Richards concede at the other end. There’s no guarantees.

With Eden Hazard my current captain and my entire defence on the pitch alongside him, today’s encounter is going to be an interesting and confusing affair for me.

In truth, that’s in keeping with what has been a surreal international break.

We watched while players fell one by one, as fifty shades of red developed in our squads and now we collectively go forward, praying that the points hits we’ve fired out into the ether come back with profit.

All of this followed a Gameweek 8 which seemed to have restored parity.

The majority of folk on our pages had cashed in on Sanchez and Aguero and, suddenly, the Fantasy Football Scout’s community were on top of the world. A week on, we’re all tipped into turmoil by the reverberating twang of Aguero’s hamstring.

From champagne and caviar, to hits and chips.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    "the reverberating twang of Aguero’s hamstring"

    Great preamble, Mark 🙂

    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I liked that. That and 'hit and chips'.

  2. Doolittle
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    RIP our greatest ever manager. A devastating day, hopefully we will do him proud at Goodison.

    1. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      One of the greats.

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      RIP.

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Very sad new....

    4. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      RIP.

      His team was great in the mid 80s. Would have had a good chance of winning the Europen Cup but chance was ruined by some Liverpool "fans"

    5. A.T
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      RIP

  3. Pariße
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Origi to become the next bandwagon.

    1. Fanta sea
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      has to score first in my opinion.

  4. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Vardy, pelle(c), mitrovic

    Let's do this.

    1. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Have ayoze myself.. Like the mitro punt

  5. Krul Runnings
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    To all the people who have a pop at other people's picks. DONT. You're achieving nothing other than embarrassing yourselves.

    And for all the inevitable "LOL @ 'x' Owners" , that there will no doubt be this weekend. You are even more sad and pathetic.

    Anyway, enjoy the games guys

    1. MattysFantasyFooty
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      True I tend to not coming on this site during matches as all it is, is people saying lol @ x which is quite tedious tbh

    2. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Also to a LOL @ 'x' ppl,

      Karma is a biatch

    3. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      yeah. i'm sick of getting caught up in the collateral damage kharma

    4. CABAYE4
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      The LOL @ X brigade are by far the worst part of this forum. Pathetic.

    5. Mary
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Bemba Da needs to stop emailing fpl everything somebody elses player gets an assist. Its petty

    6. uberpwnage_23
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      A bitter Sturridge owner right here

      1. Krul Runnings
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        People saying Sturridge was a terrible pick just because hes now out this weekend, are they for real?

        You were just unlucky and that's the end of it, not a bad pick at all.

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          This

          1. uberpwnage_23
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            It's the equivilent of everyone transferring aguero in before he went on international break. Naive or just plain stupid?

      2. Krul Runnings
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I have Pelle Lukaku and Vardy my friend. I'm just making a point for others.

    7. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Being offended by all the lol@?

      Relax

    8. @persecuted_by_mods
      10 years, 9 months ago

      The dumbest thing is, whenever someone makes a post like yours you'll be met with something like ''you're only saying that because so and so flopped or is injured''

      There was a ''lol at sako'' last gw and when I said it was dumb the person replied I only think it's dumb because I have Sako in my team- I've never had him

      1. @persecuted_by_mods
        10 years, 9 months ago

        For examples see the two posts directly above me.

        I don't have Sturridge, the lolling is still dumb and not funny. By all means lol if he started and misses an open goal or something

      2. Krul Runnings
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Yep, in the same way I don't have Sturridge in my team, but think it's laughable how straight away people have a pop at people who do.

        Why waste the time typing something just to have a pop at someone else irritating

        1. @persecuted_by_mods
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Exactly! I'll never understand it. My posts are much more likely to have a lol at myself in them than anything else

    9. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah...at some point people went there from years of ¨LOL @ my rival for X¨ to ¨LOL @ ´X´ owners¨...

      At the end of the day...let it go...Did I own Sako last week...sure...did I captain Aguero...of course...so F-it.

  6. MattysFantasyFooty
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    I have triple Leicester this GW so you can say I'm now a Leicester fan this gw

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      saints to win with leicester blanking

      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Leicester don´t blank mate. That´s why they´re super hedgy to own this season.

        Until they stop scoring goals of course...

  7. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Robbie Savage is a *********

    1. Pasqualinho
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Capricorn?

    2. FPL Maldini
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Football pundit?

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        woman?

    3. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      stonecutter?

  8. Arsenals Number 19. Santi C…
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Few teams with strikers costing double digits I'd say which is very rare all big hitters injured or bang out of form

  9. Del Monte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    When is Benteke back?

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Not soon enough

  10. The Chosen One...
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Sturridge must have sneezed an pulled his hamstring

    1. Shifty
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      did a morning stretch in bed and snapped his hamstring, sneezed and tore the other one.

    1. Pariße
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Great advice, there's an injury crisis going on and people were trying to fix it with Sturridge.

  11. Rolls-Royce
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Eden Hazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!

    Practicing!

    1. fedolefan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Needs some more practice. There's an 'r' missing.

      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        These posts can be quite annoying. I don't mind so much if they genuinely need the practice.

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      not starting!

  12. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    @JAZZIIHD

    Did you join me with the Monreal transfer?

  13. Shifty
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    @ Every Dog

    Ok you take a 32 point hit. We know.

    It's not a badge of honour you know? Completely unjustifiable. Pretty much did a Rickardinho.

    1. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      What's a Rickardinho?

      1. OPTA FPL
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        took 500 hits for fun

        1. Milner4eva
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Ah okay, strange! Haha

          Yeah a -32 is pretty much the same as only making a team starting in gw2, not the best of strategies

          1. OPTA FPL
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            and gave up his team though

      2. Jacques The Lad
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        "I don't know what a hollaback girl is, but I have to imagine it's a foul, disease ridden thing, that wears to much makeup to cover up the fact that it's a 47 year old fish-dog."

    2. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Not if he beats ur score by 32 😉 (agree it is a bit mental and i did-20, but can pay off on a good gw...)

    3. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I'm proud to have big balls. Never thought I'd see the day taking a hit above -12.

      It will be justified.

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Team was boring and I wanted to have a bit of fun. This game is about having fun right?!?

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          -32? are you on crack?

        2. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Size of brain also counts , eh

      2. Shifty
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        good luck then. i hope you brought the players we both own score well.

      3. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        You hope so anyway

    4. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Each to their own. I hope he gets a 100 pointer.

  14. OPTA FPL
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Sanchez vs Pelle captain, show your hand?
    Sanchez here

    1. Darth_Newdar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Pellé

    2. Slam
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Sanchez

    3. Punty
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Mane

    4. JogaSemmedo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Pelle over Sanchez & KDB

    5. MattysFantasyFooty
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Sanchez here wishing it was on KDB

      1. sylvanshine
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Pelle , too many KDB(C)s in my mini league need a differential.

    6. Rake
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Sanchez

  15. Jimmers
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Really sad news about Howard Kendall. RIP

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      +1 for a former Rovers player and manager 🙁

      RIP

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        this

    2. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Po out a lil liquor!!

  16. zizoo10
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    anybody placing any bets tonight?

    thoughts on this multibet:

    Spurs - Win
    Everton - Win
    West Ham - Win
    Soton-Leic over 2.5 goals

    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Chelsea win and BTTS

    2. Gr3g
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Chelsea win by 3 or more 🙂

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        doubt it.

      2. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        hell to da naw.

  17. Mid-Table Obscurity
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    puncheon or ramsey for ufpl? going puncheon atm

  18. sambyy
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Well my Sturridge punt didn't work that well...

    1. Pasqualinho
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      No playing subs?

      1. sambyy
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I do. Surman.

        1. Pasqualinho
          • 17 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Not much of a silver ling there, then. Unlucky.

    2. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Made it to the 'acceptance' stage of grief pretty quickly.

      Tough break though.

  19. bigwig
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    c'mon Walcott (c)

    1. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      hopefully Arsene doesn´t throw the Giroud Monkeywrench out there...

  20. Dušan Citizen
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    No hits this GW will be utter differential.

    1. Punty
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Pff, just a 12 point head start vs me

    2. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      4 points isn't really much of a differential

      1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Makes all the difference in H2Hs though.

      2. Numb
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        That's a lot of OR places!

        1. Syd.
          • 17 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Not if you bring in the right player

          This week makes sense to take a hit

    3. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Sort of, but if your playing someone tripe to avoid a hit then can get wiped quickly

    4. zizoo10
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      i think even a -4 is somewhat a huge differential

    5. OPTA FPL
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      but people who took hits this week will get more advanted than you ext gws, they sort out their teams

      1. OPTA FPL
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        next

      2. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        yep..people not taking hits this week are prolonging the problem to some extent...and only piles the to-do list higher for the next week. Granted some of the low priority trades you´ve put off may very well stop being priorities at all but it is putting off fo next week what most likely should have been done this week.

    6. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Yes! I agree so much with this, instant way of getting ahead of the game

      Got a feeling it might be one of those hotlrrible low scoring GWs where hits come at a premium too

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Wow, only imagine if average is about 30

    7. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Yes. this. But no hits this week is probably the same as -8 unless you have a ridiculously lucky squad out there. A 1/5 of the people we think are going to play aren´t. That´s not even considering the injured.

  21. Realdeal14
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone else (C) Hazard?

    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      7.8%

      1. Belalugozi78
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        how do you know? Or is it just the poll results?

    2. AllThePies
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      o/

      Over Pelle too..

  22. Zombie
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    So as Sturridge does it again, let's watch it again as well - https://vine.co/v/eKhZ2Oi3Azg

    1. bigwig
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      haha

    2. Jay_
      10 years, 9 months ago

      😀

    3. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      lool

    4. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Hahahah

  23. Lizard Lips
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone else full of regret with their changes already?

    1. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Only Sturridge and Bavies owners probably

    2. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Kolarov to Dawson for a hit...just hope Kos is out so Im justified in my transfer

    3. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Nope

    4. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      For once no. Very tricky week to navigate, no point fretting over it.

  24. Valar(Keith)
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    For the first time in my fpl career ive used a WC before Christmas.. Security blanket gone. time to button down the hatches and start making Friday night transfer.. been one big party with TV and early transfers uptil now 😆

    1. Shifty
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Good luck Valar. A good week to WC.

    2. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      You get another one after Christmas so best use it in a time of need

    3. Lizard Lips
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      You only lose it if you don't use it before Xmas anyway!

      1. Valar(Keith)
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Thats just this season

  25. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Sturridge is worse than Darren Anderton when it comes to injuries

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      he's worse than aguero...

  26. TotalJustice
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Need some opinions for draft team lads!!!
    Play two out of these...

    1. Sakho
    2. Verteonghen
    3. Galoway
    4. Reid

  27. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Sturridge trolled me like this last season, I tried to warn people.

    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      This is why I wouldn't go anywhere near him

  28. bigwig
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    It serves Strurridge right for being such a shite dancer

  29. @ocprodigy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    When you find out you need to be in Newcastle when you have a ticket to the derby next weekend.... :'(

    1. bigwig
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      at least you don't have to watch Newcastle..