[sbu_large_image] Dugout Discussion
23 November 2015 1574 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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Before Gameweek 13 rides off into the sunset, we’re saddling up for one last time as Crystal Palace invite Sunderland to Selhurst Park. The London outfit will fancy their chances against a team that’s recorded a solitary win this season.

The Eagles emerged victorious in just one of their last four home match-ups, yet they were pitted against both Manchester clubs and a buoyant West Ham. Although only Southampton (67) and Everton (64) conceded more attempts than the Eagles (63) over the previous four Gameweeks, Palace saw their net ripple just five times during that stretch and notched three clean sheets in their last six outings.

Sunderland rank top for goals against (26) and shots inside the box conceded (120) across the full campaign. Sam Allardyce’s appointment at the Stadium of Light hasn’t quite solved the Black Cats’ defensive struggles, given that they chart third for goals against (eight) and second for shots inside the box conceded (38) over the last four Gameweeks. The Wearsiders are showing promise in the final third, though, with as many shots on target as West Ham (17) between Gameweek 9-12.

  1. Slam
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    *breaths out*

  2. fickle
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    Outside the box!!

  3. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Souaré clearance 😎

    1. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Hes the besssst

  4. HNI
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    Think Cattermole would be a good replacement for injured Carrick in the England Squad...

    'There goes Ronaldo twisting and twirling around Clyne, now Smalling and ohh he is kicked on the face by Cattermole!..There goes his Gillette commercial...'

  5. OrmskirkFC
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    Whatever happened to Lens, is he done under Big Sam?

    1. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
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      Best player they have by far..let's leave him out.

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
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        Doesnt track back. The sunderland fans are quite damning of him given that he was a big signing for them

  6. fickle
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    At this rate there will be a MARK III, MARK IV and MARK V by half time

    1. Gooner97
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      Who'll mark them?

      1. fickle
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        Man to man:

        MARK I MARKS MARK II

        MARK III MARKS MARK IV

        MARK V is zonal

  7. Jazz!
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    cmon dann

    1. Slam
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      ^

  8. Ayew Serious
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    Who's excited for a 30,60,80,85 and 90 minute bap checks?

    1. Jazz!
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      meh

      1. Jazz!
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        me*

        1. Ayew Serious
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          πŸ˜†

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
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      45 is the best. 60 is the best time to start looking.

      1. Ayew Serious
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        True but can't wait to see Souare all over them

        Add 45 then

  9. Hect.OR 98th
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    Bolasie mate, please do something. I bought you this week.

    1. King Kav. QC at law
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      Looks useless so far, sell.

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        change your grav please.

        1. King Kav. QC at law
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          No you.

        2. Clump
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          Any chance I could use yours too? πŸ™‚

  10. Syd.
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    Piss poor football

    1. Jafooli
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      That you Brenda?

  11. Lovren an elevator
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    Any reason why yedlin has been dropped?

  12. Ha.
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    Palace wanting to pass it in :angry:

    1. Jøssy ⭐
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      : mad :

      1. Ha.
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        :very angry:

        1. Jafooli
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          :p1ssed right the gook off:

  13. Je suis le chat
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    I think it would be fun if the bookies did odds on bonus points in games, would add interest in 0:0's.

  14. Dugout
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    The current top four scoring midfielders this season are:

    Mahrez (96), 9.13 points per 90mins
    Ozil (80), 7.04 points per 90mins
    Payet (74). 6.43 points per 90mins
    Ayew (74), 5.86 points per 90mins

    At the start of the season, I think we would have expected: Hazard, Sanchez and Silva to be up there by now. To be fair, Silva has been injured. Sanchez isn't far off, but he's been incredibly inconsistent. It seems we can forget about Hazard for now.

    So with one third of the season down, who do you predict will be top four scoring mids for the remaining 25 games?

    Ozil and Mahrez look set to continue. Silva, KDB, and Sanchez are surely going to be up there. Will Hazard come back? Is Coutinho under Klopp becoming essent***? Firmino? Erikson? Barkley?

    1. Ayew Serious
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      Ozil

    2. Davido989
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      Ozil, Sanchez, Firmino, KDB, Silba.

      1. Dugout
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        No Mahrez?

        1. Davido989
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          Think he'll drop off a bit, with the others really stepping it up.

          1. Dugout
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            I have to say, he doesn't look like dropping off to me. I'm more concerned about Sanchez than Mahrez.

            Can't decide if Coutinho or Firmino looks better.

            1. Davido989
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              Leicester are on a roll right now, would expect them to slow down soon. Sanchez is very worrying for me, and if it wasn't for his fixtures, I'd be selling.

              I prefer Firmino to Coutinho, for FPL. Was thinking of getting him this week but I might just wait one or two more gameweeks.

      2. Jøssy ⭐
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        Hope you're right. I have the first three!

      3. Bellerinmondo
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        Reckon firmino will get enough minutes with others all fit?

        1. Davido989
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          Yep. Liverpool's best number 10.

          1. Bellerinmondo
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            Interesting. So you'd pick him over coutinho? I can't decide

            1. Davido989
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              I would, personally. Though both seem to be good picks.

    3. fickle
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      KDB could be up there i reckon

  15. The Raging Bull
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    Bolasie clutching his shoulder. Doesn't look promising.

    1. King Kav. QC at law
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      Looks like he'll come off injured to me.

      1. The Raging Bull
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        needs some deep heat on it. That'll fix it.

        • 12 Years
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        change your grav please again.

    2. Kiwivillan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Ahh bollocks

    3. Jafooli
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      Fa Fecks Sake.....

  16. Kiwivillan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Bolasie needs to hurry up and score a hat-trick

  17. Duke Silver β˜‘
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    1-1 with an own goal from Dann would be sweet.

    1. King Kav. QC at law
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      999-999 with 1,998 own goals would be ideal.

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        change your grav please again again.

        1. King Kav. QC at law
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          Pipe down.

        2. thattreblefeeling
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          change your grav please

          1. King Kav. QC at law
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            πŸ˜†

      1. ​
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        With 999 Bolasie assists.

      2. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Got to say,not cool stealing a grav.

        1. King Kav. QC at law
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          Ruth won't mind.

          1. internal error
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            Couldnt stand ruth tbh

    2. Jafooli
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      And Bolaise up the other end. Perfect.

  18. ​
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    28 minute BAPs check:

    3 Points - Larsson (10)
    2 Points - Coates (9)
    1 Point - Jones, M'Vila (8)

    1. Ayew Serious
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      Kinda ruins my 30 minute one

      1. ​
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        I dunno its all changing so fast right now, Coates is already back up to 3 BAPs

    2. Jafooli
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      Bolasie?

      1. TheSteel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        No

    3. Jazz!
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      dann? πŸ™

      1. TheSteel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        No

  19. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Which palace player do most people on here own?

    1. Jazz!
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      dann

      • 12 Years
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      ian wright wright wright

      1. King Kav. QC at law
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        Change your photograph please.

    2. Jafooli
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      KdB

    3. Bøwstring The Carp
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      Vardy I presume

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
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        Didn't even read that properly πŸ˜• Hennessey maybe

    4. Syd.
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      Prince Philip

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
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        Best answer so far

    5. Jøssy ⭐
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      Bolasie

  20. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    HENNESSEY!

    1. King Kav. QC at law
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      Thanks Parm.

        • 12 Years
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        change your grav please again again again.

    2. thattreblefeeling
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      Oggy Oggy Oggy Parm fan club

  21. Del Monte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Thoughts on this rabble boys?

    Butland (Myhill)

    Smalling Bellerin Moreno (Kompany) (Targett)

    Sanchez Hazard Mahrez Ritchie (Lingard)

    Aguero Vardy Ighalo

  22. ​
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    Can we do a whip round for Mark II's legal fees over this clear case of identity theft?

    1. King Kav. QC at law
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      I only see one Mark II.

        • 12 Years
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        change your grav please again again again again.

        1. chinmusic
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          If you can be a mark 2 Mark with the same grav - even if it is technicolor- why can't he be a copycat too?

    2. Jøssy ⭐
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      I'll contribute!

  23. EmreCan Hustle
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    Is it madness to go for Kane over Aguero if I don't have any City attacker?

    1. Bellerinmondo
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      I'm thinking Kane first then aguero

    • 12 Years
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    I feel like Mandela or Mother Teresa. Hero worship.

    These guys..

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
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      Dat guys

    2. Syd.
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      Never worship dead things

        • 12 Years
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        That's cold. πŸ˜‰

    3. King Kav. QC at law
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      Give yourself a pat on the back.

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        change your grav please again again again again again.

  24. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Looks like Bolasie is about to come off for Glen Murray

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      😯

    2. ​
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      You fecker, took me a good 10 seconds to remember he's at Bournemouth.

      1. Jøssy ⭐
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        Oh, and that!!

    3. Jafooli
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      Serious? What a pile of dung....

    4. Jøssy ⭐
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      There's nothing wrong with him!!

  25. It’s gonna Ben Mee
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    Come on Mackems!

  26. Jazz!
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    oooooh

  27. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Bolasie 😎

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
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      What's wrong with me tonight... that should be 😯

  28. Syd.
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    The linesman looks about 75 years old

    1. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Old is good. Distinguished. Judgement. Experienced.

  29. Duke Silver β˜‘
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    Crystal Palace - the Harlem Globetrotters of the Premier League.