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1 December 2015 781 comments
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Yannick Bolasie’s brace against Newcastle brings the Palace midfielder under our Digest analysis this Tuesday lunchtime. We also assess Sunderland’s progress under Big Sam and wonder whether Arsenal can overcome their latest batch of injuries to maintain their Fantasy appeal at both ends of the pitch.

The Player

Having seen his side fail to score in three of the previous four Gameweeks, Alan Pardew’s tactical tweak earned Palace an emphatic 5-1 home win over his former club Newcastle.

Key to the Eagles’ rampant performance was Pardew’s decision to bring Yannick Bolasie into a central support role behind Connor Wickham. With Jason Puncheon moved to the left flank, Bolasie’s pace through the middle, allied with Wickham’s strength and aerial ability, proved too much for the lacklustre visitors as the DR Congo international scored twice to take the Selhurst Park side into seventh spot.

There’s no doubt that Bolasie is a frustrating Fantasy asset to own. In 2013/14, he produced the most shots by any player (48) who failed to find the net, for example. Last season, he had scored just once in the first 20 Gameweeks before Pardew was appointed – he then finished the campaign with four strikes and 12 assists to his name.

Impressively, Bolasie has already equalled last term’s tally in light of his weekend double. It’s clear that, under Pardew, he will remain a viable candidate in the mid-price bracket across the Fantasy games, though a series of erratic displays – just three sets of returns in 13 appearances – indicates how much he will test our patience.

Encouragingly for Palace and Fantasy managers alike, though, Bolasie’s brace means he’s scored four times in the last seven Gameweeks – over that period, he’s had more attempts on target than any midfielder in the Premier League. With Everton, Southampton, Stoke, Bournemouth and Swansea in the next five, Bolasie has the chance to develop a consistency that may yet afford him a place in our five-man midfields before long.

The Team

A 2-0 home triumph over in-form Stoke earned Sunderland a third win in six matches under Sam Allardyce as the Black Cats clawed their way out of the drop zone.

When he took charge in Gameweek 8, Big Sam looked to have his work cut out. Having failed to win or keep out their opponents in the first eight under Dick Advocaat, the Wearsiders picked up three points in the process and were in danger of being left behind in the battle to beat the drop.

The speed of Allardyce’s impact has been impressive. Brave enough to continue with a 3-5-2 despite a 6-2 thrashing at Everton, the new manager has been rewarded with back-to-back victories that have steered his charges seven points clear of basement-dwellers Villa.
With Allardyce focusing on clean sheets as key to his side’s progress, the Sunderland defence have belatedly found their way back onto our radars. Between the posts, Costel Pantilimon has averaged over five points per appearance since the change of manager, whilst Patrick van Aanholt and Billy Jones’ raids from wing-back have earned both players a goal and assist with Big Sam at the helm.

In midfield, Allardyce’s wing-back system leaves us little to scout for, though, with the likes of Jeremain Lens and Adam Johnson handed bench-warming duties. Front pair Jermain Defoe and Steven Fletcher have netted twice in the last six and whilst both offer options in the sub-6.0 bracket, Allardyce’s focus on tightening up in defence means that, like last season, any Fantasy interest is likely to be limited to the Black Cats’ backline.

Looking at the schedule, though, clashes with Arsenal, Chelsea, City and Liverpool in the next five hands the Wearsiders a tough task to maintain momentum. The fixtures smile a little kinder around Gameweek 20 onwards, though, suggesting Big Sam’s men could be worth a flutter once the second half of the season kicks in.

The Talking Point

After limping out of Arsenal’s draw at Norwich with a hamstring problem, Alexis Sanchez has placed Fantasy managers on red alert.

Already, the Chilean has been transferred out of 120,000 FPL sides amid fears of a spell on the sidelines. Sanchez’ form – a single assist in five – allied with Mesut Ozil’s stunning run of returns, has seen the German’s ownership soar to 35% after he moved to second in the midfield standings.

There’s no question that an absence for Sanchez will dent the Gunners’ ability to hurt opponents in the final third and there’s a fear that this could prove detrimental to Ozil. With Aaron Ramsey and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain just emerging from the treatment room, and Theo Walcott still injured, the Gunners only have Olivier Giroud and Joel Campbell as full fit options for Ozil to feed in attack right now.

Given that they’ve scored just three times in as many league outings and also have concerns over Santi Cazorla in the centre of the park, it remains to be seen whether Arsenal’s attack can offer us the same potential.

The same can be said for their prospects at the back if Laurent Koscielny is ruled out with a hip problem sustained at Carrow Road. With Francis Coquelin sidelined for up to three months, Arsenal’s title tilt is threatening to derail as we head into the busy festive period – they’ve now mustered just one clean sheet in five in light of Sunday’s disappointing draw.

If our worst fears are realised, Arsenal’s capacity to absorb their injuries will certainly be put to the test in the next few weeks. Their ability to prevail is likely to have a significant impact not only on the title race but the prospects of many Fantasy managers over the packed festive period.

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  1. England's Number 1
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    It's that time of the week again!

    What you've all been waiting for!

    My FPL video!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1HfZ6OmSUI&feature=youtu.be

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Christ, these self promo guys and their post counting skills to get to the top of the page

    2. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Things I have been waiting for this week:

      1) Pub to open
      2) GF to finally give me my birthday "special" present
      3) Not this

      1. Spencer
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Poor Aunt Sally

    3. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nice one!

  2. Del Monte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    So 1 month until the January window opens. What transfers do you expect to happen at your club?

    Man Utd

    RW

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Chelsea

      CB/CF

      1. Del Monte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Stones and Griezmann?

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Nope , more like bench fodder

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      None

    3. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Liverpool

      GK

      1. Del Monte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        JK: “I am absolutely satisfied with the goalkeeping situation – sorry to kill your stories! We’re not looking for a goalkeeper.”

        1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Must have missed that. Still think we'll be in for one though, even if it's just a backup.

    4. Differential C (Mark)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Vardy swoop would be a steal!
      Maybe Kane>CHE?

      1. Del Monte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        No way Kane leaves in January

        1. Differential C (Mark)
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Fair enough, but Chelsea needs a class CF. Costa is not a PL striker.

    5. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Can the Man Utd wage budget handle a decent striker while roonpig warms the bench?
      Rooney, if you're reading this, MSL is calling

      1. Del Monte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Rooney > Everton
        Kane > Utd

        Next Summer!

      2. Nascimento
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I do happen to be reading this and have to vehemently protest.

    6. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Chelsea. Complete new team as they are sh!te.

    7. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Man Utd

      ST

    8. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Partick Thistle

      New squad

  3. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    This looks decent for this week 🙂

    Gomes
    VVD Moreno Bellerin
    Coutinho Hazard Sterling Ozil
    Kane Vardy Lukaku(C)

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      It does indeed 🙂

      Love the Sterling punt !!! Btw , when will you release your captaincy model?

      1. Arvin-ation
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Cheers, slim returns recently but has looked threatening.

        Hoping to update it this week with an improved formula. So once that's done. 🙂

    2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      It does!

      Need to get your ass in the Brazil group chat ASAP 😉

      1. Arvin-ation
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Cheers Boss.

        Will get onto that. 😉

    3. deanchatt
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Guys who would you drop out of this lot

      Mahrez KDB Deulofeu Ozil Coutinho

      Lukaku Vardy Kane

      I'm thinking Deulofeu...

      1. Differential C (Mark)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        DLF is the one to drop

      2. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        You'd be right

    4. Differential C (Mark)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nice lineup! Although a little worried on VVD. Jordon Ayew looks very dangerous in that CF role!
      I myself am putting Saints defenders out,, but everything else looks great!

    5. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Heard they stopped the match for 10 min due to a Gomes injury. Head related/making sure he was OK?

  4. Guru Mediation
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    http://members.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/public-stats-tables/view/2283/

    Bournemouth conceded the most chances in the last 10 and committed the least fouls. Given that the number 1 tactic for stopping Hazard has been to bring him down early I think Bournemouth are the perfect opponent for him!

    (thanks Doos for another great table)

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Ooo ...I like this , good research

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Something is telling me that Bournemouth has sharpened up in the back. I don't have any evidence at hand, and the only thing I remember off hand is that they let 3 goals slip in vs Eve

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Ha

      2. Guru Mediation
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        haha, good work!

    3. Hibbo
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      This is pure guess work but say Hazard gets 7 touches in the box and 5 chances created (the same figures as home to a plucky Norwich) he then jumps onto every table for imminent assists or goals - the works.

      If he gets any shots away versus the 3rd choice gk too...

      1. Guru Mediation
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        3rd choice keeper!? Great point. Hello captain Hazard!

        Some of the smaller sample size tables have Haz as goals and assists imminent.

        1. Scratch
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          He couldn't be worse than Federici

        2. Hibbo
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Yeah the fourth match back (GW11) he had a stinker versus Liverpool got pulled on 58th minute and didn't touch the ball in the box.

          This falls off when Bournemouth is added (using the four match sample size) and this is when in terms of underlying stats he then hits the headlines.

          Hopefully I am ahead of the curve and get some points this weekend and those points will be accompanied by Hazard slipping into a big numbers article IMO.

  5. El Patron
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Is Sanchez out 3 weeks confirmed?

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      No

      1. El Patron
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Should I sub him out now anyway? Don´t like to wait 🙁

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Nah

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Confirmed by Facer (4-6 weeks) 😉

    3. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Potentially. Wait for confirmed news.

      1. El Patron
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Do not like to wait baaaaaaaaaaaaa :´(

        1. Worzel Gummidge
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I had him and got rid due to price drops. I am using my eyes to judge his injury and to my untrained eye, its bad.

    4. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      There are articles claiming everything from, he is fine to out for 4-6 weeks.
      Check hot topics from a football physio's interpretation of his injury (based on telly shots) for IMO the best source on this to this date

  6. Theatre_Of_Screams
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Give the armband to Ozil or Vardinho?

  7. Tabasco
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Thinking Sanchez & Sterling to Ozil & KDB tonight as if Sanchez falls I can no longer afford it. Thoughts?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Keep Sterling IMO

    2. Teddy Brewski
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Is it for a hit?

    3. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Just Sanchez to Ozil will do for now.

    4. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I would do that. Sterling isn't a good FPL asset IMO and Ozil is on fire. Couple that with Sanchez injury then good to go.

      For a hit, I would just do Sanchez to Ozil and don't take a hit in the latter.

  8. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Henderson, Sturridge, Benteke and Firmino are all back, while Philippe Coutinho has been passed fit after a hamstring scare. (James Pearce)

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Why the comma? Coutinho not in the squad?

  9. Worzel Gummidge
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Ageuro owners/keepers. (C) this week?

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Maybe. A strong case for Ozil/Lukaku/maybe the Lei boys as well/maybe Cout if he is 100%

    2. El Patron
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I will go for Hazard(C) if I sub out Sanchez. If he blanks against Bournemouth at home then he´s finished.

  10. You Know You Are On FFS A Lot When...
    ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    You know you are on FFS a lot when………

    - Your toddler hands you a scribbled drawing and instead of suggesting it gets put on the fridge, you say “hulk this”

    - When you are asked by your wife if the Sunday roast she cooked you was nice, you tell her it was template.

    - When your mum phones you and tells you some gossip about her neighbours, your first question is “source?”

    - You tell your missus you want to buy a new car because your current one “keeps trolling you”

    - You refer to all of your co-workers with an “inho” at the end of their name for no apparent reason(e.g. Brianinho, Sharoninho, etc)

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Put this on the fridge...!!!

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        ...or hulk it...whatever 😕

        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        😆

    2. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Excellent

    3. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      - You have to dumb down your fantasy football knowledge when discussing the topic with mates, so you don't sound 'odd'.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        This^

        -Say that Martial is a average player , run fast and hide in a corner

        1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Every year my mates tell me they're going to beat me.

          Yeah right, you and your auto-pick-Lamela squad don't stand a chance!

          1. Eden Hazardous
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            We are not better , Rooney was in our pre-season template.....

            1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Not mine 😉

              1. Eden Hazardous
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                👿 You lucky git

            2. GENERATION X
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              And Hazard - what were we thinking...

              1. Eden Hazardous
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                Hazard was informed decision , Rooney was hoping for Manu and Rooney alike to become world class

                1. GENERATION X
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 7 months ago

                  OK Fabregas ...

              2. Irish Madridista ⭐
                • 15 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                😀

      2. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        So much this.

      3. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Totally!

      4. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        This. I was talking to a mate who plays it very casually a couple of days ago and he looked terrified when I started discussing specifics stats of De Bruyne and the goal threat of Coutinho.

      5. GENERATION X
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        People have little time for enquiries about assists and if an hour has gone yet...

      6. PDM TOP 1,000 any Season rc…
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        There's never anybody who's on our wave lenghs !

      7. Mr Alex
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Haha so true!

    4. GENERATION X
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      What is it a Ford Lukaku?

    5. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      -Maximum bonus means 3, and not a 13th cheque

    6. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      - 'Spread the risks' replaced by 'Coverage'

    7. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      You know what the word differential means and actually use it.

      Your blood starts to boil just a little bit when someone tells you something is essential.

      WC doesn't mean World Cup...

      You know that the shrug emoticon is quite possibly the most dangerous emoticon ever invented.

      1. L S P
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        My better half has taken to responding to my heavy sighs on saturdays and sundays with "fantasy problems?"

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Pfft, "problems" is such a nice word for them..

          Torturous, hellish, death inducing events more like.

          1. L S P
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            the heavy sighs on Friday are usually greeted with "troubles deciding on your fantasies?"

            yes.

    8. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      -When you agree with someone , you scream 'THIS' !!!

      1. Black Knights
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Even worse if you say '+42'.

    9. Gooner Kebab
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      There's a difference to monday morning football banter or should I say Monday morning FPL banter...

    10. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      - Using the words 'in my opinion' too much.....

    11. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      You start using 😉 in other online/text conversations and forget that it makes you look f**king creepy.

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        😆

      2. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        😉

      3. mad_beer ✅
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Everything is essential. 🙂

    12. pundit of punts
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When yuu meet up with your mates after a long time and immediately ask, score check?

    13. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😆

    14. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When you've just bought something new and you ask your friends/family for an 'RMT' 😛

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When you justify being cheap on food as its an enabler for that round of drinks you're going to buy later. You also don't mind if plans for going out fall through as you've still got lots of cash in the bank for next time.

    15. Ayew Serious
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When you come to home to your wife crying telling her you took a hit when you were drunk

    16. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😆

    17. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When you sat on the table waiting for family member to have dinner, you ask, any preamble today?

      1. RedLightning
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        And before that, when you ask about the deadline.

    18. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      You have a work team lunch and a few people fancy steak, and when they order the waitress says "I'm sorry we're out of steak" and you stand up and shout "LOL at those who wanted steak" like a nobcheese.

      1. Hibbo
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Work team lunches are an absolute balls of uncomfortable small talk - avoid at all costs.

    19. John Nerdelbaum
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Very good

    20. PurpleCobras
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      You have a wry smile when you notice a number plate with the letters OOP, ITB or FFS... Might just be me that one.

      1. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I saw one with DGW a few weeks ago and thought, "Already?!"

      2. Bouncebackability
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        My number plate ends PVA ha

      3. Grumpy Camel
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Or ADM or KDB
        I am doing these daily

      4. PurpleCobras
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Ha not just me then! RMT is the other one

    21. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When you join a WhatsApp group for a team competition and talk even more about FPL and FFS related matters

    22. Robben Mee Blind
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      ....you tell your boss that the report is G2G

    23. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When you see Ayew Serious more than your own family.

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        😆

    24. GENERATION X
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Or you see a surname on the side of a van and think it's a sign to put them in your team.

      I do wish Wijnaldum Builders Ltd would hurry up with next doors extension...

    25. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      You decide your holiday hotel based on its wifi coverage

    26. FPL Notebook (John)
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When your girlfriend walks in on you on a Tuesday night with your computer hooked up to the tv, and all she sees is 3 middle aged bearded men...

      1. Xhaka Kahn't
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        🙂

    27. Zasa
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When 'juuuuuhuuuuuu' is your default celebration for everything.

    28. Stoke me a Clipper
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      You start using terms like 'Maverick' and 'Differential' in meetings at work, and everyone things you're a bit odd....

    29. GENERATION X
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      there is no such thing as 'smart casual'

    30. Sharkytect
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When your girlfriend has caught you sneaking on to the laptop one to many times at night to check FFS chat and you have to resort to "I'm watching porn" as an alternative excuse.

    31. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      You walk into a pub and see that Arsenal are 1 up so you ask a lad who scored. He replies "Sanhcez" you wait 5 seconds then ask who got the assist 🙂

    32. FPL Daniel
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      HHHAHAHAHAHAHA. A good one mate, love it 😛 🙂

  11. Scotty B
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Butland
    Clyne Gomez Van Dijk
    Mahrez Ozil KDB Sanchez
    Lukaku Vardy Kane
    Subs McCarthy Westwood Richards Reid

    I have 2 FT & 1.1M ITB need to use this wisely this week.
    What's best options chaps?

    1. Differential C (Mark)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      G2g, Save!

      1. Teddy Brewski
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        What? He has Gomez in his squad with 2FT's.....

    2. Teddy Brewski
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Gomez and Sanchez to go for sure

      Barkley/Coutinho
      Zouma/Alder/Belleriin/Smalling

  12. Teddy Brewski
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    For a hit?

    1. Teddy Brewski
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I've got to stop doing this.....

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        What? Replying to your own posts?

        1. Teddy Brewski
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          And that!

        2. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Only absolute....

          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            .....losers reply to themselves.

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Good comment IM.

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                Pfff

                1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                  • 15 Years
                  10 years, 7 months ago

                  I do apologise.

                  1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                    • 15 Years
                    10 years, 7 months ago

                    STOP APOLOGISING TO HORSES.

                    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                      • 15 Years
                      10 years, 7 months ago

                      Have you no self respect, look at what you're doing to us.

              2. Gooner Kebab
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                this?

  13. Differential C (Mark)
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    So.....I just transfered David Silva in.....
    Should I start him, or is he still not fit for a start?
    If he goes. lanzini get his place in the starting lineup in my team.

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      City play tonight.

      1. Differential C (Mark)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        😮
        I'll have to hope for the best! Fingers crossed!

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Start Silva, Lanzini is a good backup though.

      1. Differential C (Mark)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Ok, just hoping nothing bad happens tonite!

    3. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      ...transferring Silva in and not starting him is like asking Lisa Ann out on a date and then eating toothpaste on dry bread in order to get violently ill, so missing the date...

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        bwahahaha

      2. Differential C (Mark)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Haha!

      3. Black Knights
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Ha, we have a MILF fan.

        1. Christina.
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          It seems i'm not the only one...

      4. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Ha.

      5. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Probably shouldn't have Googled who she was at work...

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I suffered the same fate.

          1. Black Knights
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            As if you both didn't know!

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              More of a GILF man myself.

              1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                • 15 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                Give her a few years though...

              2. Christina.
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                Gilf Suggurdson?

    4. El Patron
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Well done for bringing in Silva instead of the predictable KDB choice. Hope it pays off. Only a 4.7 ownership on him O.O.

      1. Differential C (Mark)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Exactly! Was thinking the same thing!

        1. danlynch13
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I brought him in aswell hope it works out for us both

          1. Black Knights
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Silva: The Gravless' Choice.

    5. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I would transfer him out now until seeing him start tonight or confirmation he will play at the weekend. Then transfer him back in only after this.

      1. Differential C (Mark)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I in too deep in this to get out! All out or nothing!

        1. Worzel Gummidge
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I was joking. This would cost a -8. You have him so play him. Just make sure he doesn't play tonight and get injured for the weekend.

  14. Carcaju
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Sanchez - Ozil - KDB - Mahrez - Mane

    Vardy - Lukaku - Martial

    2 FT, 0.4 in the bank, Sanchez valued at 11.1 and Martial at 7.8. What should I do?

    1. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      sell both

      1. Carcaju
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        And bring who in?

    2. Differential C (Mark)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Martial+lukaku>> ighalo+barkley

      1. Cradders
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        2 Strikers for a midfielder and striker??

    3. Scratch
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Lanzini & Aguero

    4. Teddy Brewski
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Sanchez to Coutinho
      Martial to Kane

  15. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Nailed on 4.0/4.5 defender for xmas period?

    1. Scratch
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Wolscheid, O'Shea, Simpson

    2. El Patron
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Simpson, Bennett, Oshea

    3. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      richards if you don't own him. not much in that range with good fixtures

      1. Gooner Kebab
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        It's finally come full circle since the start of the season, I may keep him.

    4. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      If your planning to play him regularly then Wolscheid, otherwise Simpson

  16. bitm2007
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Myhill
    Toby, Moreno, Cathcart
    kdb, Ozil, Mane, Mahrez
    Lukaku, Vardy, Ighalo

    Butland, Sauare, Davis, PRODL

    Got 1 FT and a massive 11.1m ITB, but is there any need to loosen the purse strings this week ?

    1. Differential C (Mark)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      no! Your squad still looks premiuim as it is!

      1. bitm2007
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        My thinking as well, planning to bring in Kompany, Kun and Kane, but I don't think the timing to right for any of them.

    2. Teddy Brewski
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      If you want a Utd defender long term then i'd bring Smalling in for Prodl

      Kane next week

      1. bitm2007
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Been considering it, but my current D all have decent fixtures

        1. Teddy Brewski
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Utd's fixtures and defensive record is too good to ignore imo

          1. bitm2007
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Thanks also concidering DDG for Myhill

  17. Jose's Magic Omelette
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    People were joking about this after the Ronaldo vanity project but oh dear, it seems somebody thinks it would be a good idea...

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/leicester-city/12027235/Jamie-Vardy-in-talks-to-turn-his-Premier-League-rise-into-a-Hollywood-film.html

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Get banged.

      1. Differential C (Mark)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Haha

    2. Differential C (Mark)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      His story is pretty inspirational if you ask me. i mean, he was in Fleetwood town for crying out loud! Would not mind watching it.

    3. The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      They're taking the idea to Hollywood to gauge interest?!? Don't think it will make it past customs!!

      1. Jose's Magic Omelette
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        😉

    4. Monkey Hanger
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Wonder if it would include his racist outburst in the casino. Somehow I think not.

      1. Jose's Magic Omelette
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Indeed.

    1. Gooner Kebab
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      gtg

  18. laGan1n1
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    will Tibo start against Bournemouth ?

    1. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      There's apparently every chance he will.

  19. _Gunner
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Current back 5 are
    Cedric Rojo Kolarov Francis Saylor*

    Would you drop any of them for a hit?
    Or just hope the first 3 plays?

    1. El Patron
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      WOOOW and I thought my defence was shíte 😉

    2. Teddy Brewski
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nothing for a hit. Decent chance of those first 3 all starting

      1. Differential C (Mark)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        After Yoshida's howler, you're probably right.

      2. El Patron
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I think Rojo is injured.

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Rooney would want to be on his Lindeguard.

      1. Gooner Kebab
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Get banged comment wouldn't be appropriate at all. Footballers and their strange sense of humour.

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          "This why you don't want to be in an elevator with me Gooner Kebab?"

  20. TheMadman
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Butland / Hennessey
    Cathcart / Aldi / Monreal / Bertrand / Rojo
    Ozil / Mahrez / Tadic / Sanchez / Willian
    Vardy / Lukaku (C) / Kane

    Planning on doing Sanchez > KdB once I find out how long he's out for.
    Other than that, I'm thinking of playing my Bench Boost chip, especially if Rojo is fit.

    Thoughts? Should I play it or not?

    1. El Patron
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Sanchez-> Hazard is the way to go.

      1. TheMadman
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Already have Willian and I don't want to double up on Chelsea mids, since they aren't doing very well. KdB is also creating much more than Hazard, and plays for a more potent team at the moment.

        1. Live Lad
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          To KDB is almost no-brainer since you don't have any City

          1. TheMadman
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Yep, unfortunately I'm one of those people who got rid of him last GW for Ozil.

  21. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone on here remember the shrug emoticon..?

  22. Paulie Walnuts
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    DDG
    Moreno / Toby / VVD
    Ozil / Coutinho / Barkley / Coutinho
    Vardy / Aguero / Kane

    McCarthy / Bellerin / Simpson / Westwood

    How am i looking for this GW, any changes needed???

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Ugh... De Bruyne

      1. Krul Runnings
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I'm starting Bellerin all day long there. Maybe for Moreno tbh.

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      With 2 Coutinhos, sure you are looking great

    3. Differential C (Mark)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Looks great, but just a little worried because Jordon Ayew look real good for AVL, vvd not the best option imo
      Why is there a double Philippe though?

  23. Jebiga
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    So Coutinho will play against Newcastle ?

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      hopefully, Yes!

  24. Costa Nostra
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Shocking how many are considering bringing Hazard in over KDB or Ozil. Nothing warrants it IMO. This coming from a Hazard jersey owner!

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Let the crazies crazy I say.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Fixtures over form.

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Not you too Rupie...

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          No way. But that's the reason people are doing it.

          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Hmm, I think it's more about his price and historical data. Not many people getting Willian, Oscar, Costa, etc.

    3. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Punt! Punt! Punt!

    4. El Patron
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      KDB and Ozil,
      -Boring choices.
      -Over 30% ownership.
      -Never liked Ozil
      -Subbed KDB out last week, I´m too proud to bring him back

      Hazard
      -15% ownership
      -plays Bournemouth next
      - Costa likely on the bench, Hazard plays striker and takes penalties.

      Hattrick Hazard 🙂

    5. A.T
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Well I thought he looked very good in the last game. I don't see it a such a crazy idea at all. It depends if you want to double up or not IMO.

    6. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      He's on my shortlist of 3 but then again I have KdB & ozil (Mahrez & Bolasie make 5)

  25. Paulie Walnuts
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    DDG
    Moreno / Toby / VVD
    Ozil / Coutinho / Barkley / De Bruyne
    Vardy / Aguero / Kane

    McCarthy / Bellerin / Simpson / Westwood

    How am i looking for this GW, any changes needed???

    1. Differential C (Mark)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Good to go

      1. Differential C (Mark)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Butwhat i said about vvd still stands

        1. Paulie Walnuts
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          OK matey thanks... just Arsenal look on the ropes at the moment

      2. Paulie Walnuts
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        thanks

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      nope, looks good

      1. Paulie Walnuts
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        cheers mate

  26. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I am on -12 for the week 🙁

    Rage transfers are baaaaaad.....

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      a lil Christmas excitement for you

    2. Differential C (Mark)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Woah! How angry were you?

    3. Jebiga
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I did -12 last gw and won 81 pts

  27. ol3andre
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Ozil - Coutinho - Mahrez - Mane - KDB

    Vardy - Benteke - Lukaku

    Which to bench in GW14? Right now I am benching Benteke.

    1. A girl has no name
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I would also go with Benteke. Consider Mahrez though.

      1. ol3andre
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks alot!

  28. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    So I'm planning Ayew > Coutinho later this week. How is his output with Sturridge on the field? Sturridge doesn't steal some of his points, does he?

    And I'm edging to Coutinho over Barkley who is also a good option. So thoughts on that?

    Thanks

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Sturridge will come, get injured and leave...Coutinho will go on forever...

      1. Jazz!
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        🙂 You a Coutinho owner?

        1. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          haha Yes! 😉

    2. The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Philip likes movement ahead of him as he likes to get the ball forward to a striker as quickly as possible, he's not a playmaker, he creates chances. His assist potential will get better with Sturridge back. Only good for Coutinho output.

      1. Jazz!
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        That's nice. Who's the Liverpool corner taker?

        1. The Raging Bull
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Milner, Coutinho, Moreno, Henderson