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Gameweek 3 saw some exciting progress across the qualifying groups . We are now starting to get a real idea of which teams will be going through to the next stage of the tournament and who might fall at the qualifying stage. Nobody has been knocked out yet but a few nations are now on thin ice.

Gameweek 3 Review

The average team score for this week was 300 points.Β There were some close ties in the CONMEBOL region this week which kept us all guessing. In particular was the match between Peru and Ecuador, with the Peruvians Β narrowly edging out a win by one point, which ended 302 and 301 respectively. The ties of Brazil v Bolivia, Tahiti v Bhutan, Mexico v Jamaica and Zambia v Tanzania were all decided by a margin of less than 5 points.

The biggest win of the week was for the Cayman Islands who beat Canada by a whopping 84 points in a match that ended 309 to 225.

Costa Rica, India, Singapore, Wales, Netherlands and Zambia are all maintaining a 100% record but these teams are not safe and sound yet.

In contrast, things are starting to look tricky for Brazil, USA, Barbados, UAE, Sri Lanka, France, San Marino and Ivory Coast who all still maintain a 100% record of losing. Again, your future is still in your Β hands at this point but you all need to start winning!

The Luckiest Team Award goes to Zambia, who scraped a win with only 275 points (25 points below average) and left them top of their group with a 100% record.

The Unluckiest Team Award goes to Italy, who lost their tie against Israel despite scoring a whopping 329 points. This would have been enough to win all but 6 ties this week.

The Worst Benching Decision goes to the game between San Marino and Iceland. This match was an example of how not to decide your bench with the 2 highest scoring benches of the week. San Marino benched Spectrum and his whopping 70 points. If Sess! had been benched instead, they would have won the match! Their opponents Iceland benched their own monster haul as Gilli Gold racked up the highest bench total of the week at 77 points.

Meanwhile, the Presser Award for Gameweek 3 Goes to Johnny Orphan from team Poland for his excellent take on Eminem’s β€œLose Yourself”.

I would also like to give an honourable mention to Diva, who as a member of FIFFSA, is not eligible for the award but every week comes up with fantastic press conferences which enlighten the world into the inside workings of FIFFSA and team Seychelles.

Keep the pressers up! There are so many excellent contributors which have yet to win awards.If you haven’t submitted one before why not submit one this week? We are still waiting for Iceland to submit one based upon a Peter Andre advert!

Gameweek 4 Preview

There are lots of exciting ties upcoming this week and some teams should be able to secure their spots in the first round proper of the tournament.

Eyecatching fixtures fixtures include a make or break tie for pointless USA against the competition’s top scorers Β Costa Rica.

Another interesting tie is Zambia versus the Ivory Coast. Zambia are the only team in the CAF region with a 100% record whereas Ivory coast have yet to register a point. However, Β things are closer than they appear as Ivory Coast have only scored 2 less than Zambia over the duration of the tournament and must feel quite aggrieved to be without a win.

In Uefa group C there is a must win clash between San Marino and Republic of Ireland, with San Marino languishing at the foot of the table without a win. It is also an important match for Republic of Ireland as they have only got 4 points so far. This is a real 6 pointer at this stage of qualification.

A more detailed summary of this can be found on the player history tab which includes the rank history of every player in the tournament at our team sheets and tablesΒ spreadsheet.

Housekeeping

Firstly, we would like to clear something up as there has been a degree of confusion across our articles which came Β to light this week. It was stated Β in our article that the auto subbing policy would automatically bench the sixth player of each team if we did not hear from the respective team’s Captain/Vice Captain before the deadline. However, our charter states that your previous week’s benched player will be benched. This was an administrative error and I thought it best to resolve it this week.

As the sixth player was perceived to be the auto benched player, we will continue in this fashion and amend the charter respectively.

Secondly, we would like to address the matter of the deadline for submitting in your substitute. This is 2300 GMT on the Friday night. We are still receiving many mails after this time so please be punctual. This is due to the fact that, as we start adding substitutes to the spreadsheet, which all teams have access to, any late submissions could potentially have an unfair advantage.

Any future substitutions sent Β to us after 2300 GMT will not be accepted and your 6th player will be benched. No Exceptions!

Further Information

A quick reminder of the format. Each Gameweek teams will pick a team of five players to go head to head with their opposite nation. The match will then be decided by the aggregate score of each teams’ Gameweek scores after hits have been accounted for. This week’s games can be foundΒ here.

Captains are required to submit their team sheets toΒ fiffsa.exec@gmail.comΒ by 2300 (GMT) by the Friday of each Gameweek otherwise their sixth player will be automatically benched.

Live scorecards will be up shortly before the early kick-off on Saturday at our score centreΒ spreadsheet.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at:Β fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

Enjoy the tournament; this is the FIFFSA 5-A-Side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-A-Side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee – President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB, VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid.

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  1. Ziro Becomes One
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Ecuador vs Bolivia Update:

    Current site with baps and autosubs:

    Ecuador 155 - 182 Bolivia

    No differentials in Pool and Spurs teams except for a Bolivian Walker.

    All down to Leic vs Chelsea as far as the tie is concerned.

    1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Bolivian walker sounds like a michael jackson song title

  2. MemphisDepay7
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Tahiti vs Indonesia update (before 4pm ko's)
    Tahiti have a 25 point lead

    Differentials -
    Tahiti -
    Moreno [2], Dawson, Dier, Janmaat, Azpilicueta
    Firmino
    Kane

    Indonesia -
    Lloris
    Skrtel, Clyne [2], Alderweireld [2],
    Mahrez, Coutinho [2]
    Vardy [2]

    Those Dawson and Dier goals very valuable for Tahiti as they head towards a 4th consecutive win πŸ™‚

    1. MemphisDepay7
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      *Moreno [3] for Tahiti, the equation now down to -

      Tahiti - Azpilicueta + 39 points vs Vardy [2] + Mahrez for Indonesia.

  3. Mr. Grv
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Differentials Iceland vs England

    Iceland-
    Midfielders - Mahrez
    Forwards - Vardy × 2

    England -
    Defensive - Huth ,Zouma
    Forwards- Costa

  4. Konig Luther
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Portugal Vs Scotland Update

    Auto-subs and Bonus done:

    Portugal: 221
    Differentials (3): Zouma, Azpilicueta, Vardy

    Scotland: 208
    Differentials (5): Simpson, Mahrez, Hazard x3

    Correct me if wrong. Let's see if Hazard will do something tomorrow

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      will be unlucky if we lose when my two choices this week were buy silva or Ramsey, and bench me or Malcolm
      He has 12 points more and a zouma extra

      1. Konig Luther
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        live score updated.. so we have less 13pts and Portugal less 2pts... no spurs CS hurt us.

        Difference: 24pts now (if it is everything updated on live score). Everything on Hazard's feet now or Mahrez if he want.

        1. John t penguin
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          If we look positively that is only one hazard goal

      2. Jose's Magic Omelette
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Bad luck or just bad management? πŸ˜‰

    2. pundit of punts
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      We've got this I feel.

    3. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      You guys have just 193 after auto-subs and bonus.

      We have 219 after auto-subs and bonus.

      Kane blank hurt us but we still have a healthy 26 point lead.

      Good luck fellas, it's going to be close.

      1. Konig Luther
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        it isn't 195?

        1. Jose's Magic Omelette
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          Don't think so. Did you account for hits and autosubs?

          1. Konig Luther
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 12 months ago

            you are correct.. i was counting 18 from autosubs instead of 16pts

  5. BabyB
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    USA v Costa Rica update.

    After our 8*Kane differential blank πŸ™ , the current scores (including autosubs) are:

    USA:
    211 and mahrez, huth and hazard to go.

    Costa Rica:
    205 and vardy and willian.

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Gonna be close.

      Kane is a git.

    2. kj
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      We need a miracle result πŸ™‚

      1. kj
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Actual score should be 211 - 209 for now. As i did not take any hits, but the scoresheet indicated i did. Anyway, don't think it will make any difference to the final result.

        1. BabyB
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          i think i accounted for that actually. The other 4 points comes from autosubs (think you have 8 ward pts from your bench but we have 12 to come on.

          Not over at all, a vardy brace wins it for you. Could very easily happen!

          1. kj
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 11 months ago

            Congrats USA!

    3. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Wow good result if you go on to beat arguably the team of the tournament!

      1. BabyB
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Wait and see. I'm just waiting for a Willian free kick drifting in to the far post!

        1. kj
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          Too far a gap to chase. The 5 x Butland points was massive!

  6. Bibelnissen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    So after a horrific sunday for Peru, it all comes down to:

    Brazil: Vardy x2 + Zouma
    Peru: Hazard + 26p

    A Vardy brace and there goes our lead...

    1. oghash
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Think you're safe

  7. The Fantastic Mr Fox
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Cayman vs Mexico : 202 - 193

    Differentials left

    Cayman
    Courtois 1
    Huth 1
    Hazard 3

    Mex
    None

    1. Bibelnissen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I'll put my money on Cayman in this one

      1. oghash
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Maverick choice!

      2. The Fantastic Mr Fox
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Your betting against some pretty steep odds.

        -2 per player and we lose

        1. Bibelnissen
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          The scenes if that actually happens though!

    2. djenzio
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Cayman pretty much won with the base 2pts per player

    3. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      None? Doesn't he play for cardiff

  8. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Colombia vs Argentina differential update

    Colombia

    Vardy 2
    Willian 2
    Begovic
    Hazard

    Argentina

    24

    Kane blank puts us right back in it πŸ™‚

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      0-1 (Ivanovic)

      Good luck πŸ™‚

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        We'd still only lose by 5, presuming none of them got baps

        1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          But will begovic play?

          1. Piggs Boson
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 12 months ago

            No

        2. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          Malaysia vs India score update:

          Malaysia 220 + mahrez
          India 175 + hazardx2 + vardy

          Already taken into account autosubs, baps and differentials, etc.

          Looks good for a 3rd win on the trot for malaysia unless hazard goes absolutely mental tonight!

    2. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      just made the match tonight even more exciting!

  9. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Love it when my defenders score.
    Pity though Dawson is my second sub
    Any chance one of azpi hazard vardy or mahrez doesn't show up.

    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Second sub for me as well πŸ™ oh wait Kolarov didn't play did he πŸ™‚

    2. oghash
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Qxpi might not, he's not started regularly recently

      1. oghash
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Azpi bloody autocorrect how is qxpi more of a word than Azpi?

        1. DA Minnion (Former great)
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          That would be ideal and let the other 3 score two or three a piece.

  10. oghash
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Update (I think) for our match (auto subs already made):

    I am on my phone so please double check.

    Chile 200 Uruguay 201

    Chile differentials left:

    Simpson x 1
    Hazard x 1

    Uruguay differentials left:

    Huth x 2
    Vardy x 2

    I think we've lost this one.

    1. Bibelnissen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Live scoreboard has it at 199-202.

      And I fancy you to win tbh. Will need a big Hazard score to bring you down.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        I agree. Uruguay should be favourites

  11. djenzio
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    It's gonna come down to the wire against the Irish!

    36 points VS Simpson,Zouma,Hazard and Vardy

  12. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    South Africa 193, differentials: Zouma

    Djibouti 233, differentials: Azpilicueta, Hazard, Vardy

    (auto-subs already made)

    Kane, Coutinho etc. blanking meant that I personally had a nightmare today, but that sealed our win.

    1. Defcons are for Kinnear
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Zouma: 3 goals, 2 assist, 1 penalty save, 1 CS, 2 bps

      Azpi: 2 OG, Red card
      Hazard: 2 penalty missed, red card
      Vardy: Red card in 2nd minute

      1. VS10_
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        πŸ˜€

  13. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    ROI vs San Marino update: 181 - 215 (after auto sub's).

    Differentials

    ROI
    Simpson x 1, Zouma x 1, Hazard x 1, Vardy x 1.

    Looks like 3 pts for San Marin-o. Well played guys!

    1. djenzio
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      one us has got the Math slightly wrong....

      it ain't over yet! knowing our bad luck Zouma will score a hattie tomorrow!

      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Official scoreboard has 179-215 but Numb has a Cedric auto sub 2pter coming in.

        1. djenzio
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          cool

          odds are in our favour but still feeling anxious for tomorrow's game!

          1. John t penguin
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 12 months ago

            NOOOOOO
            I've still got three songs about Marino to post

            1. djenzio
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 12 months ago

              better do it quick then

            2. BabyB
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 12 months ago

              You might have another week for the USA songs though πŸ™

            3. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 12 months ago

              How about congratulations, the only way is up, and MacTerry where's your troosers

        2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          We have a Barkley sub coming in as well

  14. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Solomon Isles v Iran
    diffs
    Sol Islands
    Simpson, Mahrez & 1 point
    v
    Iran
    Azpi, Hazard & 2 x Vardy.

    Come on Reg & Eden. πŸ™‚

  15. Keyser Jose
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Bhutan - 242 vs Japan - 210

    Bhutan - hazard, 5 x mahrez, 3 x vardy

    We have 5 x mahrez, vardy, a simpson sub so game over

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Bhutan may end up with the highest score in GW16.

      Tough luck considering your score is pretty good too

    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Loving the grav πŸ˜‰

  16. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Seychelles v Zimbabwe is going right down to the wire differentials are

    Seychelles 217 points

    Begovic or 5 points, 1 x Simpson, 1 x Vardy

    Zimbabwe 215 points

    1 x Wilian, 1 x Mahrez

    It will be very close. If Seychelles somehow manage to win this I think we will think ourselves lucky that 2 of the Zimbabwean side had no defensive replacements once Kolarov didn't play.

    Really hope Begovic doesn't surprisingly play

  17. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Looking at the spreadsheet it appears as if there are an awful lot of very close ties this week. Quite low scoring as well

  18. DJDave1979
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Very low scoring week.

    1. Jeremiah
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Speak for yourself πŸ˜‰

  19. Jigger & Pony
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Ooh it's come down to Hazard x2 vs. Huth +8 points in Thailand vs. New Zealand... Who wins?

    1. Gloria Kanchelskis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I get it at Huth + 15 for New Zealand. Vs Hazard x2 for Thailand.

      As for who wins - that's anyone's guess:lol:

      1. Gloria Kanchelskis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Make that +13 😳

  20. Jeremiah
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Looks like we've sealed the win against Japan with a fairly decent score πŸ™‚

  21. A.T
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Differentials for the Wales v Northern Iteland match.

    Wales: Simpson, Huth, hazard, Mahrez, Vardy plus 20 points

    Northern Ireland : Nothing πŸ™

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I fancy Northern Ireland here

    2. Odikostar
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Wales are pretty much qualified then

  22. OPTA FPL
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Germany vs Russia update?

  23. Narcos-Philadelphia
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Seems like we have won the tie vs montenegro.
    Well played guys. Your kane *10 was really dangerous. Kept us nervous during the full 90mins of the spurs match. With the dier and dawson goal it was like you guys are gonna steer ahead of us.

    All the best for the rest of the tournament

    1. chicrah
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Great game guys. Really nervous watching the Spurs game yesterday.

  24. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Jamaica:
    Vardy x 2 + Mahrez x 2 + Haz + Azpi + Morgan + 23 points

    Canada:
    Zouma

    Well done boys!

  25. Van Klinkert Delarosa
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    North Korea v UAE - differential spreadsheet.

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xZ6MqHq6EQrMVsExy5pdHPbVzVZNQ-ECW1cMncMB9n8/edit?usp=docslist_api

    .
    Current points :

    North Korea [ 237 ] vs UAE [ 206 ]

    .
    Hits taken :

    North Korea [ -8 ] vs UAE [ -12 ]

    .
    Captain left :

    North Korea [ Hazard ] vs UAE [ - ]

    1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      North Korea :

      McCarthy πŸ™
      Nyom x 2

    2. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      North Korea :

      McCarthy πŸ™
      Nyom x 2 😎
      Kolarov x 2 πŸ™
      Dier 😎
      Mertesacker 😎
      Bolasie 😎
      Coutinho πŸ™
      Hazard x 3
      Barkley πŸ™
      Ramsey 😎
      Stanislas 😎
      Giroud 😎
      Kane x 2 πŸ™

      .
      UAE :

      Alderweireld πŸ™
      Mahrez
      De Bruyne x 2 πŸ™
      Lukaku 😎
      Vardy x 2
      Myhill πŸ™
      Dawson 😎
      Evans πŸ™
      Sagna πŸ™
      Skrtel πŸ™
      Van Dijk πŸ™
      Silva x 4 πŸ™
      Deulofeu 😎

      1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Emoji counts :

        North Korea : 😎 x 8 | πŸ™ x 7

        UAE : 😎 x 3 | πŸ™ x 12

        .
        Differential left :

        North Korea : Hazard x 3

        UAE : Mahrez + Vardy x 2

    3. That's cleared that up then

      1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Why is that mate?

  26. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    France update - including bench points we are trailing again by 9 points.

    Differetials are -

    France - Azpilicueta & Vardy
    Lichtenstein - Hazard

    Can we really lose again? πŸ™

    1. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      RECOUNT!!! Boris' maths skill are rubbish, as are his attention to detail.

      France have 6 more points coming in from an Ozil VC after a Smalling captaincy fail. And also one of our players has captained Mahrez leaving the situation as follows.....

      France - 227 points with Mahrez, Vardy and Azpilicueta
      Lichtenstein - 230 points with Hazard.

      This could be close indeed.....

      1. Odikostar
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Wow, that's an interesting one. Liechtenstein need a win, while you're desperate of it.
        Norway need 44 points from azpi, willian and vardyx2 to beat croatia btw..

        1. Boris Bodega
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          Well that will be impressive if you get it....GL

  27. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    ok I have had to change the lyrics a bit, but see it all the way through

    to the tune of maria (the blondie one)

    They play like they don't care
    Slow as sh*te, hav a mare
    Ooh, it makes you wanna cry

    They cannot play the game and their heart is in so much pain
    Ooh, it makes you wanna die

    Ooh, you all want to play them?
    its a team that you can own?

    Marino
    You've gotta zero
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Latino
    Ave marino
    A million and one candle lights

    I've seen this thing before
    a few weeks in and they start to score
    Soon all their guys are on fire

    Won't come in from the rain
    They stay all day just to train
    Blue as ice and desire

    you all wanna see them?
    Ooh, playing away or at home?

    Marino
    You've gotta be seeno
    up the league watch them climb
    Regino
    Ave marino
    Can't believe you used to be sh*te

    you all wanna see them?
    Ooh, playing away or at home?

    They score like they don't care
    Walking on imported air
    Ooh, it makes you wanna fly

    Marino
    they top the leagueo
    and they have just qualified
    Regino
    Ave marino
    cant believe you used to be sh*te

    Marino
    they top the leagueo
    and they have just qualified
    Regino
    Ave marino
    cant believe you used to be sh*te

    Marino
    they top the leagueo
    and they have just qualified
    Regino
    Ave marino
    cant believe you used to be sh*te

    Blondie retriever - Maria Lyrics

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Top work JTD. My own version didn't make it to the second verse although I did get plenty of rhymes for Marino.

    2. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Take more drugs.

  28. Colonel Wasabi
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Brilliant JmcTD !

    Just scrambled out a version of We Three Kings last night - but saving it for the next article.
    Should get us in the Christmas spirit.
    Will tell the boys to read this - standby for upvotes.
    πŸ˜€

    1. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Doh - RF - attach to the above !

    2. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      cant say I am not fair
      was trying to work something in about playing Scotland in last 16 but couldn't remember how the next round looks

      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Great work JTD πŸ™‚

  29. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Cuba vs Barbados UPDATE!

    After auto-subs I make the scores to be this:

    Cuba = 25pts + Vardy x2, Simpson

    Barbados = Hazard x2, Huth

    Basically, Hazard needs to go mental tonight! πŸ˜›

    Vamos Cuba! Somos Cubanos!! πŸ˜€

    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Splendid - I reckoned about the same. Vamos Cuba!

  30. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Canada better be prepared for a #TeamMexico backlash.

    Would they rather surrender now?