[sbu_large_image] Dugout Discussion
17 January 2016 1802 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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Capping off the weekend’s play, Stoke City cross swords with Arsenal at the Britannia Stadium. The Potters won three of their previous four in the league and haven’t lost at home to the Gunners since 2010 (three wins, two draws). As for Arsenal, they’ve recorded just one victory in their last five road clashes.

Owing to a 22.2% shot-conversion rate, Stoke accrued two more goals (10) than any team over the last four Gameweeks. On the defensive end, only three sides have conceded fewer goals in home fixtures (10) than the Staffordshire outfit, while only two clubs have allowed fewer shots inside the box (61). Furthermore, no side has surrendered fewer big chances (nine) on home soil than Stoke, ensuring that the north Londoners are in for a challenging afternoon.

Despite mustering an unremarkable 49 attempts across the last four Gameweeks, Arsenal made their possession count with the most big chances (11) and the joint-fourth-most shots on target (18). On the flip side, only Sunderland and Watford (both four) shipped more goals than Arsene Wenger’s charges, who also served up the third-most shots inside the box (38). Mark Hughes’ side will take heart from the fact that the Gunners’ rearguard was breached on seven occasions in their previous two away fixtures.

  1. King Carlos
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    Damn u cech... concede already

  2. Jafooli
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    Cech again

  3. Debauchy
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    Cech , just lovely to have

  4. Jazz!
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    Wollschied get in the BAPS. Get a yellow Butland plez too

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      This. Wolly never seems to get in the baps.

  5. FISSH
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    looks like Cech will be getting the baps

  6. Les Bleus
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    Seriously can Stoke stop shooting the ball at Cech?

    1. Paul Psychic Octopus
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      But he's standing in the bit that they are aiming at

      1. Les Bleus
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        10 years, 2 months ago

        They can aim a bit to his left or right though?

  7. Ayew Serious
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    This game says a lot about Özil

    1. In Like Flynn.
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      It does.

    2. boc610
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      and walcott

  8. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    i really hate this season

    1. Shifty
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      i'm with you

  9. Paul Psychic Octopus
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    I can't tell you how much I would like a Bellerin OG, assisted by a long punt from Butland

  10. King Carlos
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    Arnie as false nine now?

  11. Lingardium Leviosa.
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    Butland you whore don't you dare concede!!!!

  12. KUN+10
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    Who is (c) Daniels against Sunderland?

    1. Jazz!
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      He won't get pens every week...

      1. Paul Psychic Octopus
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        but assists and clean sheets all help

    2. ZLNR
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      SAFC are in a scoring streak but concede like crazy, BOU attack sure (c) but not def

  13. Chaps Before Baps
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    Both keepers have been superb today

    1. Royal5
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      Chech has. Butland not done much.

  14. Jafooli
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    Would football be a better without keepers?

    1. Mr. Grv
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      No

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        What about no out field players?

        1. Gnu
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          • 16 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Both.

          1. Jafooli
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            Think you're right their Gnu.

        2. Mr. Grv
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          Now this would good .Imagine the excitement

    2. In Like Flynn.
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      Rush goalie?

      1. Jafooli
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        Yeah that would be decent.....

      2. GAMBIT
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        What's a rush goalie? Like in 5 a side?

        1. Jafooli
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          Yeah kinda, anyone can save, but only one person at a time inside the D

      3. Danno - Emre Canada
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        Scramble?

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      Last man back is the way forward

      1. Jafooli
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        Blindfolded keepers?

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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          They would need sticks to make up for the blindness

          1. Jafooli
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            10 years, 2 months ago

            Hockey sticks

          2. Business Cat
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            Or guide dogs

        2. Gnu
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          10 years, 2 months ago

          You're not a big fan of football, are you Jaf? 😆

          1. Jafooli
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            😀 not really.....

            1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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              Do you think guidedogs would help ?

              1. Jafooli
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                10 years, 2 months ago

                Only if they had to wear clogs...

            2. Gnu
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              You posted the 'Groundsman' one after that post.. now you're talking.
              Has to be one burger stand on the park, choice of away team where it's located.

              1. Jafooli
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                10 years, 2 months ago

                Got legs that. And a mobile disco playing techno at full volume. And each player needs to eat a burger every ten minutes.

                1. Gnu
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                  "Stoke break from the corner and Mertsacker is still in the queue for a burger, this looks dangerous". (barely heard over the booming background beats)

                  1. Jafooli
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                    😆

                  2. Jafooli
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                    10 years, 2 months ago

                    Ozil's got ketchup all over his chin.

    4. Business Cat
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      I've often thought about the following rules to mix things up.

      - the ball's position on the pitch is tracked by technology
      - there's countdowns of 30min, one for each team
      - while the ball is in one team's defensive half, it counts down that team's countdown...it switches which countdown is counting down when the halfway line is crossed by the ball
      - when a team's countdown reaches zero, the other team is rewarded, might be that the team who's countdown expired loses a player, or a penalty is awarded.
      - countdown is reset to 30min after expiry

      This way:
      - attacking possession is rewarded
      - sitting back and parking the bus is discouraged
      - passing sideways and back to the keeper is discouraged, no point playing keepball in your own half
      - no fannying around and time wasting on free kicks or rolling around on the floor if the ball is in your own half

      1. Jafooli
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        10 years, 2 months ago

        Like it.

        I also think zero points for 0-0, makes teams go for goals....

  15. In Like Flynn.
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    Tssk! I was hoping Bojan would be off on 58.

  16. Ayew Serious
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    So we have been cursed to another Butland 7+ pointer

    1. Jazz!
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      On my damn bench! Hate Myhill

    2. In Like Flynn.
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      Can't be ignored any longer.

      1. Ayew Serious
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        Hard to ignore when he's sitting there on the bench

    3. KISSES
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      Yep

  17. Gonna mesut up
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    The Stoke fans whistling is driving me nuts.

    1. Mr Alex
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      This. I have no idea what reason they have for such persistent whistling.

      1. Paul Psychic Octopus
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        10 years, 2 months ago

        trying to get a taxi?

        1. Mr Alex
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          10 years, 2 months ago

          Sounds legit.

  18. KUN+10
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    3 Points (27 BPS): Koscielny
    2 Points (26 BPS): Cech
    1 Point (25 BPS): Johnson Butland Wollscheid

    1. Jazz!
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yaay cmon Wollschied!

    2. KUN+10
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      Need a few more saves from Butland

  19. Woy of the Wovers
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    This is looking like a 1-1 draw.

    1. HNI
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      0-0 hopefully

    2. KISSES
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      Looking 0-0 to me

  20. HNI
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    Whose place Targett has taken on LW??
    And considering he played well, he may well be nailed for some matches now right?

    1. Jazz!
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      Tadic

      1. HNI
        • 13 Years
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        So then its just one off right? I mean Tadic is quality and will soon play instead of Targett right?

        1. Jazz!
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Probably, but saints are playing a 3-4-1-2 set up ATM with Targett at LWB/LM so not sure...

          1. Paul Psychic Octopus
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            10 years, 2 months ago

            so Bertrand one of a back three?!?

  21. Lingardium Leviosa.
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    Full time already!!!

  22. Jafooli
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    Hennessy going to get dropped right?

    1. Woy of the Wovers
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      GK need to stay central.

    2. In Like Flynn.
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      Got to be a danger. 1 more game?

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
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        Would take that....otherwise it's tranny time...

    3. Business Cat
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      I think so. McCarthy owners rejoice in union

    4. HNI
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He more likely will...but you never know as the error vs Mancity wasnt very big like before one

  23. Revival
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    Time for Wenger to activate bench boost

    1. Jimmers
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      Not much there

  24. Sif
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    Clear pen there for the 'touch your arm at any time in the box' lot.

  25. Jazz!
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    Don't shoot at Butland Arsenal!!

  26. French Gooner
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    ox is so poor today

  27. Bubz
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    Could do with a Butland and Bellerin head collision, both taken off as a precaution.

    1. In Like Flynn.
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      😆

    2. Butland in the Village
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      Lol Yes!!

  28. Bøwstring The Carp
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    C'mon Arsenal, destroy the clean sheet!!

  29. TorresMagic™
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    walcott cs

  30. Jimmers
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    Really poor run of games from Walcott