Dugout Discussion
5 November 2016 2024 comments
Mark Mark
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With the Gameweek programme cut in half over the weekend, Saturday provides us with just five matches and a quartet of afternoon kick-offs.

Manchester City undoubtedly provides the headline act, with thousands of Fantasy Premier League armbands on Sergio Aguero and similarly huge expectations surrounding Ilkay Gundogan – he’s enjoyed more than 474,000 new investors ahead of today’s deadline.

The big news from the Etihad finds Raheem Sterling, subject to big sales and a further price drop this week, seemingly rested by Pep Guardiola for the meeting with Middlesbrough. That will surely seal a further decline over the international break.

Elsewhere, Bournemouth head into the Vitality Stadium meeting with basement dwellers Sunderland looking to maintain strong home form but without striker Callum Wilson who misses out with a knock.

At Turf Moor, Tom Heaton will look to boost his burgeoning save count and FPL reputation when Crystal Palace pay visit, while Joe Allen takes his own blossoming form to the London Stadium as Stoke City face West Ham.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    forshaw yellow

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      forehead yellow

      1. Jernau M Gurgeh
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        foreskin?

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          yellow also

          1. Swanremainsthesame
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            that sounds cheesy.

  2. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Middlesbrough > Barcelona

  3. mental
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    heaton will have 6 saves at least from townsend shots

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Need to be on target to count....

  4. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    KDB, Capoue > Gundogan, Hazard for a hit?

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Lol

    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Selling KDB?! Whatttt

    3. Belsunz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Why would you want to lose kdb?

      1. Team Cruel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Reading here that Gundogan is having all the shots.

  5. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Just on...

    Shaq? On bench or not in squad?

    1. Sailboats
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      in the hospital

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Say what?

  6. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Not sure why people think Gundogan is such a hard name to type

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      It is if your name is Paul Merson

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Gubdrogran

    3. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I can type it with my eyes closed

      fgundofam

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        😀

      2. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        oi fam

      3. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        😆

      4. Ziro
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        😆

      5. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        That's closer than most.

      6. Tomlette Greggs
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        ha!

    4. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      It's Gündoğan you filthy casual!

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Ilkay no need to get angry

  7. abk
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    wish i bought that gandangan fellow

  8. devils advocate
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Is zabaleta hiding Mikhail Gorbachev's birthmark behind his left ear?

  9. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    no shots on target in the city v boro game

    maybe aguero being back was short sighted

    1. Differentiator
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Time to dump Aguero?

      1. Swanremainsthesame
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Again?
        He'll just go & score a brace next week if he blanks this week.

      2. Danstoke82
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Unless he's injured...never

  10. tm245
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Pep with the Knights of Kylo Ren cloak.

  11. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Norwich 1-0 Leeds

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Who's on the assist?

  12. Kaneyonero
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Gandy

  13. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Benteke to get a hat trick now

  14. Nascimento
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    WBA linked with £15m Paul Pogba... FFS please no Pulis 🙁

  15. ChristoBisto
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    A lot of joking going on here today so far. Come on guys I have Sterling this is serious.

    1. Swanremainsthesame
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Dropped 20% since the summer madness.
      Should have got more Euros like Gundo-whatsit

  16. Ziro
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    SoT!

  17. Bolivian Seaman
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    kdb staying wide for the moment

  18. _Gunner
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    KDB so close

  19. Ziro
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    KdB nearly!

  20. SpaceCadet
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Adios Dimitri. Useless

  21. El-Kloppico
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    KdB ruining Kun's assist! 🙁

  22. Nabs Kebabs
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Double Burnley defence for me..didn't think it would be this nerve wracking

    lol

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Better than my double Sunderland lol

      1. Nabs Kebabs
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        ouch lol

    2. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Double Burnley nervewracking... never.

      1. Nabs Kebabs
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Heaton obviously gives a lot of assurance but when your mind starts thinking about the moment scores update and you see the opponent has scored...horrible feeling lol

  23. Fowler23
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Why is Navas playing

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Because 10 vs 12 makes it a slightly more even game

    2. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      To do some running.. Keep fit!

    3. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      This question is what keeps me awake at night

  24. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Take Navas off please

  25. Over Midwicket
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Heaton racking up them saves

  26. some witty pun
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Grant good save from Ogbonna
    Payet assist robbed

  27. Alnair
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Tempted to knee-jerk Wilson the hell out

  28. battystutor
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Any idea what that big red mark behind Zaba's left ear is all about? Something I missed?

    1. devils advocate
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      It's Mikhail Gorbachev's birthmark.

      Not sure if he's holding onto it for safe keeping or if he stole it.

  29. ralfb
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Who to get for sterling? Max 9m, have firminho coutinho gundogansanchez?

  30. devils advocate
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Problem with Gundargonban is the international break and his love of injuries.

    If you wanted him for next gw you'd struggle to wait until after the break to get him considering he's highly likely to rise 0.3mil again.

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      He won't rise much if he blanks

    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Yeah but it's fairly possible Gundringoblepan won't play during the break, plus his injuries have been more unlucky long term things than constant niggles.

    3. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Gundroping will be ok. trust me.