By watching west brom games?

Defensively

On his back or sideways ?

On a bed.

In a flat pack four poster bed...

eyes shut on left side according to the missus

On a bed of nails outside of course

On a bus

I would say he lines up a lot of pillows in a solid defensive formation to prevent any attacks from his wife, and the revenue commissioners.

He always has a clean sheet

Counting Draws

Defended by tall centre backs who know their job. Big Gareth tucks him in whilst jevans reads him a bedtime story

If he gets a point today I'd say very well.

What are the chances of him saying in his post match interview 'we kept our shape'?

You mean he puts on that accent and is actually a cockney?

Yeah it is the reason why I went for Sanchez over Hazard as captain.

In case he got "pulised"

I think WBA have been very good this season

I don't even find they're being that negative today. They're organized, not giving Chelsea a sniff but their attacking play when they break so far has been more positive than Chelsea's...

football is about playing your strengths vs the opposition's.
If Chelsea can't break down Pulis' West Brom then their attack ain't as good as the Brom defence. Give Costa, Haz and Pedro the grief everyone

Defending is an art, wouldn't like every team doing it but I like that WBA shut teams down the way they do it.

What? Look at money wba have spent. . More than most clubs have

Unusually highscoring season for brom

Yeah man he's a damn good manager. Just not great viewing

They've been very impressive this season from an attacking perspective. Props to Pulis.

I think that'd be a great sub.

He has been obsolete

Fingers crossed he is due a blank

He has a great record v WBA, expect a brace in second half....

Gundo.

Probably B

Pep will bench Gundogan for you.

A

They'll be too busy in their own half to attack

Explain?

Carroll is too injury-prone, and I wouldn't really want a Baggies striker either.

Defoe & Friend or Nyom?

Benteke and a 4.6 def?

Luis and Llorente??

Too cheap therefore not premium

Because he does the have the explosive qualities of Kane or Sanchez. He's similar to Hazard, who I never think is a great captain pick

Surely it's because he plays for Swansea. Similar with Defoe - one of the top-scoring strikers, but he's playing for a pants team.

I very nearly (c)d him this week, but it's Swansea, so I didn't.

Obvious captain choice over Kane at home to hull next week?

I thought you would take more risks with a username like that!?

Don't usually work for me either.nacho case in point.

-12 hits rarely pay off in 1 week, but you got the players for longer than 1 week.

1-2

2-0
Spurs are bottlers

0-1

2:1

1-2

You have a decent chance Chelsea appear to be broken today

I've got him for better or worse

Won a penalty

Fouled for the 'penalty'

Won a penalty

He was fouled for the penalty that they scored from.

Fouled for the penalty

rules

He got that elbow to his head which caused the pen.

Foul on him led to penalty. FPL rules.

Dial up? x10

See how Origi and Carroll do later.

Rondon for me

Don't ask

1 shot on target. Luiz free kick

Nope. WBA shutting them down.

Haven't had a shot on target yet besides a Luiz FK. WBA generally defending quite well

They've been Blea(c)h

No. Its like a high school basketball game with west Brom playing zone defense, and Chelsea passing ball around perimeter patiently trying to break it down. Chess match.

My this seasons (c) picks are simply horrible, but props to Brom, they can defend really well tbh.

So this is your fault 😀

Is that a premuuunicccion

He really is cack

He will show his broken brilliance in the second half

Captain Sanchez in midweek please

It was always going to be a hard ask for attacking against a Tony Pulis team

Hopefully he holds onto the CS point

Yes just moan in a goal

But nobody captained them then 😛