Dugout Discussion
4 March 2017 2183 comments
Mark Mark
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Just a few weeks ago, today’s opening fixture at Old Trafford would have been the main attraction, with Zlatan Ibrahimovic the sole focus of our attention.

But rivals City and Sergio Aguero now dominate Gameweek 27 – our thoughts already running ahead to Sunday’s encounter with Sunderland at the Stadium of Light.

For now, we need to concentrate on Saturday’s events with Ibrahimovic still capable of making a major impact on our weekend.

Again the most popular captain pick and surely skippered by the majority of those who have ignored Aguero, his owners will be willing the Swede to translate recent cup form – six goals in four outings – back to the league.

A goal and an assist in his last four Gameweeks is a modest return by Ibrahimovic’s standards but, in Bournemouth, he now faces an ideal opponent.

The Cherries arrive at without their captain Simon Francis, having failed to stem a relentless tide of goals. Without a clean sheet since Gameweek 19, Eddie Howe’s side have conceded 20 in the seven matches since.

The scene is set for Ibrahimovic to deliver a big return to kick-start Gameweek 27, as Fantasy Premier League managers begin the chase for a three-digit tally.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra Yellow.

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I think it's time to upgrade to dial up.

    2. FPL Puppy
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Your streaming must be lagging. 😆

    3. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      ?

    4. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Wait till you see what happens next!

    5. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Match just started Yeah?

      1. Duffy Dunk
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Should be up to 3-0 at half time

  2. Monkeyfist
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    That didn't take long. Unless it was already like that!

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Friend

    1. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Haha

    2. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Awesome!

    3. Yankee Toffee
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ha!

  3. FPL Puppy
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra lol

  4. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra off?

    1. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      No

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      No just Dingo being Dingo.

      1. The Wise Owl
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Phew.

      2. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        He got a yellow? I live in Australia.

        1. MikeDuff
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          You should be ahead of us then! What score it finish?

  5. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Pogbas haircut is nearly as bad as Ibras man bun.

  6. George Sillett
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Today's events in this match so far actually can be summed up quite simply.
    Mings - a diabolical action which deserves a long ban.
    Ibrahimovic - a deliberate elbow which should get a retrospective ban.
    Surman - correct second yellow dubious first.
    Kevin Friend - a terrible day at the office.

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Move on mate.

      1. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Just rationally summarising not dwelling. Unlike some.

    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Wow I am being marked for review..... don't bother won't comment again for ages c ya mods

      1. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        What the hell for ?

        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          I think calling someone a mug for being a mug isn't allowed... don't worry about it slouch I'm a little pi$$ed ... last chance saloon for you remember

          1. George Sillett
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            That's a very fair comment. If I've been a d*ck I have no issues with told so.

        2. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Doesn't "marked for a review" just mean that you used a word that is not allowed here, and the comment will not be posted. And mods around have nothing to do with it, it's programmed.

          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            Maybe, I've forgotten it's been so long... i wasn't swearing so it's pathetic if the case

    3. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      All fake news

      United haven't got one decision all season

  7. Duffy Dunk
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    ffs Ibra has been doing his best recently in all competitions except PL

  8. ILOVEBAPS
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Can't believe I was going to captain Ibra! So glad the DGW popped up.

    1. FPL Puppy
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Imagine the pain of having (C) on Ibra...

    2. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Still time. Never say never.

    3. The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ibra is my VC. I'm hoping Aguero plays!

  9. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Footballers very considerate these days, covering their mouth when they speak so they don't pass on any germs.

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Wouldn't expose myself in Manchester either tbh 😉

  10. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Rooney restored to Utd line-up and Utd Struggling to break down 10 men

  11. fedolefan
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Jones better never play for United again after this performance.

    1. fedolefan
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      That's harsh, but still.

  12. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Any chance of an Ibra red?

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      At OT?

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Well he's on his second yellow card so plenty of time for a third...

    3. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      What do you mean? There is always a chance of something.

    4. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      No Friend left his other red card in his Chevrolet

  13. Egyptian Giza
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Did I put NFL up by mistake or what?

  14. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Mings just trying to be a wind-up merchant now.

  15. FPL Puppy
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Mings down

  16. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Fellani coming on.

  17. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Triple sub coming up (Rash, Lingard, Fella)

  18. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Fellaini to the rescue

  19. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I see Terry got f**ked over when he was away from home.. Now he knows how his wife feels

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4280436/Burglars-ransack-John-Terry-s-mansion.html

    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      😆 😆

  20. PvA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    World class footwork from Josh King

    He should be mentioned with the likes of Iniesta, Modric and Bale

  21. Ógie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Rooney Mata and Carrick off?

  22. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Fella, Lingard and Rashford getting ready...

    I miss Mkhitaryan

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      He hasn't been around enough to be missed

  23. FPL Puppy
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Rashford and Fellaini coming on

    1. FPL Puppy
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      And Lindgard

  24. Lawrø
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Looks like Rashford, Lingard and Fellaini are coming on

  25. Smurf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Brought King in this week and also used my free bet on him scoring anytime. Thank you Phil Jones.

  26. Lav
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    So happy to have no United or Bournemouth players at the moment.

  27. vickyz r3d d3vil$ !!!
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Rashford and lingard coming with an OWN GOAL

  28. The special 5
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Will ibra be subbed?

  29. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra off?

  30. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Triple Utd substitution incoming 😮

    1. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Bringing on Fellaini, with his far more experienced usage of elbows, to finish off what Ibra couldn't.