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4 March 2017 2183 comments
Mark Mark
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Just a few weeks ago, today’s opening fixture at Old Trafford would have been the main attraction, with Zlatan Ibrahimovic the sole focus of our attention.

But rivals City and Sergio Aguero now dominate Gameweek 27 – our thoughts already running ahead to Sunday’s encounter with Sunderland at the Stadium of Light.

For now, we need to concentrate on Saturday’s events with Ibrahimovic still capable of making a major impact on our weekend.

Again the most popular captain pick and surely skippered by the majority of those who have ignored Aguero, his owners will be willing the Swede to translate recent cup form – six goals in four outings – back to the league.

A goal and an assist in his last four Gameweeks is a modest return by Ibrahimovic’s standards but, in Bournemouth, he now faces an ideal opponent.

The Cherries arrive at without their captain Simon Francis, having failed to stem a relentless tide of goals. Without a clean sheet since Gameweek 19, Eddie Howe’s side have conceded 20 in the seven matches since.

The scene is set for Ibrahimovic to deliver a big return to kick-start Gameweek 27, as Fantasy Premier League managers begin the chase for a three-digit tally.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ibra Yellow.

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I think it's time to upgrade to dial up.

    2. FPL Puppy
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Your streaming must be lagging. 😆

    3. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      ?

    4. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Wait till you see what happens next!

    5. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Match just started Yeah?

      1. Duffy Dunk
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Should be up to 3-0 at half time

  2. Monkeyfist
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    That didn't take long. Unless it was already like that!

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Friend

    1. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Haha

    2. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Awesome!

    3. Yankee Toffee
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Ha!

  3. FPL Puppy
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ibra lol

  4. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ibra off?

    1. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      No

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      No just Dingo being Dingo.

      1. The Wise Owl
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Phew.

      2. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        He got a yellow? I live in Australia.

        1. MikeDuff
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          You should be ahead of us then! What score it finish?

  5. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Pogbas haircut is nearly as bad as Ibras man bun.

  6. George Sillett
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Today's events in this match so far actually can be summed up quite simply.
    Mings - a diabolical action which deserves a long ban.
    Ibrahimovic - a deliberate elbow which should get a retrospective ban.
    Surman - correct second yellow dubious first.
    Kevin Friend - a terrible day at the office.

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Move on mate.

      1. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Just rationally summarising not dwelling. Unlike some.

    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Wow I am being marked for review..... don't bother won't comment again for ages c ya mods

      1. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        What the hell for ?

        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          I think calling someone a mug for being a mug isn't allowed... don't worry about it slouch I'm a little pi$$ed ... last chance saloon for you remember

          1. George Sillett
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            That's a very fair comment. If I've been a d*ck I have no issues with told so.

        2. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Doesn't "marked for a review" just mean that you used a word that is not allowed here, and the comment will not be posted. And mods around have nothing to do with it, it's programmed.

          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Maybe, I've forgotten it's been so long... i wasn't swearing so it's pathetic if the case

    3. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      All fake news

      United haven't got one decision all season

  7. Duffy Dunk
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    ffs Ibra has been doing his best recently in all competitions except PL

  8. ILOVEBAPS
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Can't believe I was going to captain Ibra! So glad the DGW popped up.

    1. FPL Puppy
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Imagine the pain of having (C) on Ibra...

    2. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Still time. Never say never.

    3. The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Ibra is my VC. I'm hoping Aguero plays!

  9. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Footballers very considerate these days, covering their mouth when they speak so they don't pass on any germs.

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Wouldn't expose myself in Manchester either tbh 😉

  10. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Rooney restored to Utd line-up and Utd Struggling to break down 10 men

  11. fedolefan
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Jones better never play for United again after this performance.

    1. fedolefan
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      That's harsh, but still.

  12. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Any chance of an Ibra red?

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      At OT?

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Well he's on his second yellow card so plenty of time for a third...

    3. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      What do you mean? There is always a chance of something.

    4. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      No Friend left his other red card in his Chevrolet

  13. Egyptian Giza
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Did I put NFL up by mistake or what?

  14. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Mings just trying to be a wind-up merchant now.

  15. FPL Puppy
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Mings down

  16. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Fellani coming on.

  17. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Triple sub coming up (Rash, Lingard, Fella)

  18. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Fellaini to the rescue

  19. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I see Terry got f**ked over when he was away from home.. Now he knows how his wife feels

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4280436/Burglars-ransack-John-Terry-s-mansion.html

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆 😆

  20. PvA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    World class footwork from Josh King

    He should be mentioned with the likes of Iniesta, Modric and Bale

  21. Ógie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Rooney Mata and Carrick off?

  22. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Fella, Lingard and Rashford getting ready...

    I miss Mkhitaryan

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      He hasn't been around enough to be missed

  23. FPL Puppy
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Rashford and Fellaini coming on

    1. FPL Puppy
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      And Lindgard

  24. Lawrø
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Looks like Rashford, Lingard and Fellaini are coming on

  25. Smurf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Brought King in this week and also used my free bet on him scoring anytime. Thank you Phil Jones.

  26. Lav
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    So happy to have no United or Bournemouth players at the moment.

  27. vickyz r3d d3vil$ !!!
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Rashford and lingard coming with an OWN GOAL

  28. The special 5
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Will ibra be subbed?

  29. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ibra off?

  30. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Triple Utd substitution incoming 😮

    1. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Bringing on Fellaini, with his far more experienced usage of elbows, to finish off what Ibra couldn't.