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Changes for Crystal Palace prompt disaster, while tinkering by Arsenal brings a much-needed victory.

Here’s the first instalment of our Gameweek 34 teamsheet summary, outlining the trends and tactics on show and offering early insight into the likely line-ups to come.

Arsenal

Starting XI: Cech; Holding, Koscielny, Monreal; Oxlade-Chamberlain (Bellerin 84), Ramsey, Xhaka (Coquelin 76), Gibbs; Ozil, Welbeck (Giroud 84), Sanchez.

  • Arsene Wenger made two changes from the side that lost 2-0 to Tottenham Hotspur for the home clash against Manchester United, with Rob Holding and Danny Welbeck replacing Gabriel and Olivier Giroud.
  • Holding started on the right of the three-man defence, while Welbeck operated as the lone striker in the 3-4-2-1 formation. Granit Xhaka recovered from a knock in time to retain his starting spot in central midfield.
  • Xhaka lasted 76 minutes, before an ankle problem saw him make way for Francis Coquelin in a straight swap. Hector Bellerin and Giroud then entered the fray in place of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Welbeck.
  • The Gunners now travel to Southampton on Wednesday night, before a trip to Stoke City on Saturday. The side that started yesterday currently looks to be Wenger’s first-choice XI, perhaps besides Shkodran Mustafi, who may replace Holding once he recovers from a thigh problem. Given the improved performance against United, Wenger may resist the temptation to rotate, so Gabriel, Bellerin and Giroud, along with Theo Walcott, appear unlikely to earn recalls. Coquelin provides the alternative to Xhaka in the middle of the park if the Swiss international is unavailable.

Current Status: Settled
Risk Areas: Central Defence, Central Midfield

Bournemouth

Starting XI: Boruc; Smith, Francis, S Cook, Daniels; Stanislas (Gradel 71), Arter, L Cook, Pugh (Ibe 78); King, Mousset (Fraser 57).

  • Cherries boss Eddie Howe made two alterations for the home clash against Stoke City, with Lys Mousset replacing the injured Benik Afobe, while Junior Stanislas was handed a recall at the expense of Ryan Fraser.
  • Stanislas returned on the right of the attacking midfield trio in the 4-2-3-1 formation. Mousset was stationed in the No 10 role and Joshua King moved into the lone striker role vacated by the injured Afobe.
  • Howe’s first change saw Fraser introduced in place of Mousset, with Max Gradel and Jordon Ibe brought on for Stanislas and Marc Pugh shortly after. Ibe (right) and Fraser (left) played out wide and Gradel was stationed in the No 10 role.
  • Stanislas was forced off with cramp as a result of recent injuries, so, with that in mind, Fraser may well be handed a recall for Saturday’s home clash against Burnley. Ibe and Gradel provide further options in the wide positions. Dan Gosling has missed the last two matches with a calf complaint but, if he is passed fit, offers an alternative to Lewis Cook in central midfield.

Current Status: Settled
Risk Areas: Central Midfield, Flanks

Burnley

Starting XI: Heaton; Lowton, Long, Tarkowski, Ward; Boyd (Brady 83), Westwood, Hendrick, Arfield (Gudmundsson 83); Vokes, Barnes (Gray 79).

  • Sean Dyche was forced into making one change from the side that beat Crystal Palace 2-0 for the visit of West Bromwich Albion to Turf Moor, with Kevin Long making his first appearance of the season in place of the injured Michael Keane.
  • Long partnered James Tarkowski in central defence as Ben Mee missed out once again due to an ankle injury. Despite scoring as a substitute against the Eagles, Andre Gray had to settle for a place on the bench, with Sam Vokes and Ashley Barnes favoured in attack.
  • Gray was the first player summoned from the bench, replacing Barnes in a straight swap for the final 11 minutes. Robbie Brady and Johann Berg Gudmundsson then took over from George Boyd and Scott Arfield out wide for the remaining seven minutes. Gudmundsson played on the right while Brady was stationed on the opposite flank.
  • Keane missed out against the Baggies due to a knock but he could be available to return for Saturday’s trip to Bournemouth. The England international may replace Long in the starting XI then, with Tarkwoski’s place in the side also in doubt should Mee recover from his ankle injury. Brady and Gudmundsson could push for starts out wide, while Gray remains a viable starter in attack for the Clarets.

Current Status: Fairly Settled
Risk Areas: Central Defence, Flanks, Forwards

Crystal Palace

Starting XI: Hennessey; Ward, Kelly, Schlupp; Townsend (Lee Chung-yong 57), McArthur, Milivojevic (Flamini 67), Puncheon, Van Aanholt (Delaney 77); Zaha, Benteke.

  • Eagles boss Sam Allardyce made once change from the side that lost 2-0 to Burnley for the trip to Manchester City, with Jeffrey Schlupp starting in place of Damien Delaney.
  • Schlupp started in the unfamiliar position on the left of a three-man defence alongside Martin Kelly and Joel Ward. Patrick van Aanholt and Andros Townsend operated as wing-backs. Wilfried Zaha started alongside Christian Benteke in attack in the 3-5-2 formation. But after falling a goal behind early on, Big Sam decided to change back to a 4-3-3, with Townsend playing on the right of the front three and Zaha drifting across to the left. Ward returned to right-back, with Schlupp partnering Kelly in central defence.
  • Townsend’s difficult afternoon was brought to an end just before the hour mark when he made way for Lee Chung-yong in a straight swap. Mathieu Flamini then took over from Luka Milivojevic in the middle of the park, while the final change saw Delaney replace van Aanholt. Delaney joined Kelly in central defence with Schlupp moving across to his more natural position at left-back.
  • The switch to a three-man defence did not pay off, so Allardyce should start with a four-man backline for Sunday’s crucial home meeting with Hull City. If James Tomkins (ankle) remains out, it’s likely Delaney will partner Kelly at the heart of the defence, with either van Aanholt or Schlupp starting at left-back. Big Sam will be desperate for Yohan Cabaye (knock) to be fit. The Frenchman is likely to replace James McArthur in central midfield if he’s available. Townsend and Zaha should flank central striker Benteke in attack.

Current Status: Fairly Settled
Risk Areas: Left-Back, Central Defence, Central Midfield

Everton

Starting XI: Stekelenburg; Holgate (Kenny 78), Williams, Jagielka, Baines; Barry (Valencia 65), Gueye, Davies, Calvert-Lewin (Barkley 46), Mirallas; Lukaku.

  • Toffees boss Ronald Koeman made two changes for the trip to Swansea City, with Gareth Barry and Kevin Mirallas starting in place of Ross Barkley and Enner Valencia.
  • Barry returned at the base of midfield alongside Idrissa Gueye in the 4-2-3-1 formation as Mirallas initially started on the right of the attacking midfield trio. Tom Davies took up the No 10 role, with Dominic Calvert-Lewin on the left.
  • Following a disappointing first-half display, Koeman decided to bring on Barkley for Calvert-Lewin. Barkley operated on the right of the advanced midfield positions, seeing Mirallas move over to the left. The Everton boss then made an attacking second change as Valencia came on in place of Barry. The Ecuadorian played just behind lone striker Romelu Lukaku, while Davies dropped back slightly alongside Gueye in the middle of the park. Jonjoe Kenny was handed his first appearance of the season late on, replacing Mason Holgate in a straight swap for the final 12 minutes.
  • Morgan Schneiderlin wasn’t able to recover from a thigh injury in time to face the Swans, but the midfielder could be an option for Friday night’s home fixture with Watford. He may potentially replace Barry in the starting XI, while Barkley could be handed a recall at the expense of either Calvert-Lewin or Mirallas. Valencia provides another viable option in the wide positions, while the more attacked-minded Kenny could rival Holgate at right-back, although the latter is expected to retain a starting role. Given that Everton are unlikely to claim sixth spot, there’s a possibility that Holgate could move to central defence with Jagielka making way.

Current Status: Fairly Settled
Risk Areas: Central Midfield, Central Defence, Flanks

Hull City

Starting XI: Jakupovic; Elmohamady (Evandro 86), Maguire, Ranocchia, Robertson; Markovic (Huddlestone 65), Clucas, N’Diaye (Mbokani 77), Grosicki; Niasse, Hernandez.

  • Tigers head coach Marco Silva made one adjustment for the visit of Sunderland to the KCOM Stadium as Abel Hernandez started at the expense of Evandro.
  • That change saw Silva switch from a 4-2-3-1 formation to a 4-4-2, with the Uruguayan starting alongside Oumar Niasse in attack.
  • Shortly after the hour mark, the Hull boss introduced Tom Huddlestone for Lazar Markovic who had sustained a knock. Huddlestone joined Alfred N’Diaye and Sam Clucas in central midfield, with Kamil Grosicki moving into the front three alongside Hernandez and Niasse. Then after falling a goal behind, Silva turned to Dieumerci Mbokani, who replaced N’Diaye. That effectively saw the hosts switch to a 4-2-4, leaving just Huddlestone and Clucas in midfield. The final roll of the dice involved Evandro being brought on for right-back Ahmed Elmohamady as the Tigers ended the match in more of a 3-3-4 system. Evandro played just in front of holding midfielders Huddlestone and Clucas as Hull looked to find a late equaliser.
  • Silva’s main decision for Sunday’s crunch trip to Crystal Palace looks to be whether to start with a 4-2-3-1 or a 4-4-2. Evandro will probably start in the No 10 role in the 4-2-3-1, but he may lose out to Hernandez if the Hull head coach wants to start with two forwards. Huddlestone provides a possible alternative to N’Diaye and Clucas in central midfield, as does Michael Dawson in central defence.

Current Status: Fairly Settled
Risk Areas: Central Defence, Central Midfield, Attacking Midfield, Forwards

Leicester City

Starting XI: Schmeichel; Simpson, Huth, Benalouane, Fuchs, Albrighton, Ndidi, Drinkwater (King 66), Mahrez (Gray 77), Okazaki (Slimani 62); Vardy.

  • Craig Shakespeare named the same side that beat West Bromwich Albion 1-0 for the visit of Watford to the King Power Stadium.
  • The Foxes boss opted for a more attacking 4-2-3-1 system against the Hornets, with Riyad Mahrez (right), Shinji Okazaki (No 10) and Marc Albrighton (left) starting in the attacking midfield positions behind lone striker Jamie Vardy.
  • The first substitution saw Islam Slimani brought on for Okazaki in a straight swap. Minutes later, Andy King replaced Danny Drinkwater in central midfield, while the final change involved Demarai Gray being introduced in place of Mahrez. Gray was stationed on the left wing, with Albrighton shifting across to the right flank.
  • Wes Morgan is expected to return to contention for the matches against Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspur in Gameweek 37 following a hamstring injury, so Yohan Benalouane’s run in the side could come to an end. With safety now assured, Shakespeare might look to hand more minutes to Gray, with either Mahrez or Albrighton suffering a loss of pitch time.

Current Status: Settled
Risk Areas: Central Defence, Flanks

Liverpool

Starting XI: Mignolet; Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner; Emre Can, Lucas Leiva (Lallana 68); Wijnaldum (Grujic 86), Firmino, Coutinho; Origi (Sturridge 68).

  • Reds boss Jurgen Klopp named the same side that beat Watford 1-0 for the home encounter against Southampton, with Philippe Coutinho fit to start after being forced off with a dead leg against the Hornets.
  • Klopp rolled out the 4-3-3 formation once again. Coutinho (left) and Roberto Firmino (right) flanked central striker Divock Origi, while Emre Can and Georginio Wijnaldum operated just in front of holding midfielder Lucas Leiva.
  • With the match goalless, Klopp decided to introduce Adam Lallana and Daniel Sturridge in place of Lucas and Origi shortly after the hour mark. Lallana played on the left of the three-man midfield, with Can dropping into the defensive midfield role, while Sturridge took over as the central striker. Marko Grujic was handed a couple of minutes late on in place of Wijnaldum in a straight swap.
  • After getting another 28 minutes under his belt, Lallana should be ready to start when Liverpool travel to West Ham United on Sunday. Lucas may drop to the bench, with Can starting as the holding midfielder. Following another disappointing display from Origi, the Belgian may come under pressure from Sturridge for the central striker role.

Current Status: Settled
Risk Areas: Central Midfield, Central Striker

Manchester City

Starting XI: Cabellero; Clichy, Otamendi, Kompany, Fernandinho; De Bruyne, Toure, Silva (Zabaleta 67); Sane (Navas 84), Jesus (Iheanacho 84), Sterling.

  • Pep Guardiola made four changes for the home encounter against Crystal Palace, with Yaya Toure, David Silva, Leroy Sane and Raheem Sterling starting at the expense of Aleksandar Kolarov, Jesus Navas, Aleix Garcia and the injured Sergio Aguero.
  • The City boss reverted to a back four, with Fernandinho moving to right-back, leaving Gael Clichy at left-back. Toure was stationed in the defensive midfield role and Silva and Kevin De Bruyne operated slightly further forward in central midfield in the 4-1-4-1 system. Sane and Sterling played out wide, leaving Gabriel Jesus as the lone striker.
  • Silva, who was a major doubt pre-match due to a hamstring problem, lasted 67 minutes before being replaced by Pablo Zabaleta. The Argentinian was stationed in his usual position at right-back, allowing Fernandinho to join Toure at the base of midfield in more of a 4-2-3-1. With six minutes remaining, Navas and Kelechi Iheanacho came on for Sane and Jesus, seeing Navas operate on the right side of midfield and Iheanacho as the lone striker.
  • After a much-improved performance, Guardiola may be tempted to stick with the majority of the side for Saturday’s home fixture against Leicester City. He could face a selection dilemma if Aguero can recover from his groin injury, which may make him consider a change in formation to incorporate the striker alongside Jesus. Fernandinho could also be an option to move back into midfield, with Zabaleta and Navas alternatives at right-back.

Current Status: Fairly Settled
Risk Areas: Right-Back, Central Midfield, Forwards

Manchester United

Starting XI: De Gea; Tuanzebe, Jones, Smalling, Darmian; Herrera (Rashford 63), Carrick; Mkhitaryan (Lingard 60), Mata (McTominay 85), Rooney; Martial.

  • United boss Jose Mourinho made six alterations from the side that drew 1-1 in the last league match against Swansea City for the trip to Arsenal, with Axel Tuanzebe, Phil Jones, Chris Smalling, Matteo Darmian, Henrikh Mkhitaryan and Juan Mata replacing Ashley Young, Eric Bailly, Daley Blind, Luke Shaw, Jesse Lingard and Marcus Rashford.
  • Mourinho opted for a new back four at the Emirates as Tuanzebe was handed his Premier League debut at right-back. Jones and Smalling returned from injuries to combine in central defence, leaving Darmian at left-back. Mata and Mkhitaryan operated on the right and left of the attacking midfield trio respectively, with Anthony Martial stationed as the lone striker in the 4-2-3-1 formation.
  • After seeing his side concede twice in quick succession, Mourinho decided to firstly introduce Lingard in place of Mkhitaryan in a straight swap, before bringing on Rashford for Ander Herrera. Rashford played alongside Martial in attack, leaving Michael Carrick as the only defensive-minded midfielder as United looked to get back into the match. The final substitution saw youngster Scott McTominay handed his Premier League debut, coming on for Mata for the final five minutes.
  • United face Celta Vigo in the second leg of their UEFA Europa League semi-final on Thursday night before travelling to Tottenham Hotspur on Sunday, so we are again expecting Mourinho to rotate his side at White Hart Lane. Rashford and Mkhitaryan are the attackers most likely to be handed a rest, with Rooney and Martial likely starters against Spurs. Carrick is another who looks set to be involved on Sunday, while in defence Tuanzebe, Jones and Smalling may all start as the trio are less likely to get the nod in Thursday’s tie. Antonio Valencia was once again rested on Sunday with the right-back possibly set to be left out in north London. United then face a trip to Southampton next Wednesday, where we may see Mourinho recall many of his first-choice players.

Current Status: Unsettled
Risk Areas: Full-Backs, Central Defence, Central Midfield, Flanks

Part Two of Line-Up Lessons, covering the remaining teams, will be published tomorrow.

  1. Farke in hell
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    chances of a CS dwindled because of kante's absence

    1. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Definitely. Chances of multiple goals improved too.

    2. Slippy
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It's middlesborough.

    3. Unsuccessful
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Near-Lack of clean sheets since Christmas made the chance quite slim anyway

  2. pakornk
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I have a feeling that Luiz might score today.

    1. CloudSky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Please no. Let Alonso score and let Luiz get a rest in 58.

    2. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      One of Chelsea defenders is bound to score

  3. Unsuccessful
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    FPL Mistake watch
    (Got Sane, Yoshida and kept Pickford instead of Pedro, Stephens and Cech)

    Sane 3
    Yoshida 6 (&wed)
    Caballero 6 (benched Pickford)

    Pedro (mon)
    Stephens 7 (&wed)
    Cech 7 (&wed - would have benched Cab)

    Score 15-14 so far, and don't like my chances. Next week will be telling. It's not often I really kick myself, but this feels like a bit of ball-dropping.

    1. Jive Turkey
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Cech 8

      1. Unsuccessful
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        If I had him, I'd have known that.

        Sad times.

  4. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Any truth in the false, untrue and completely made-up rumour that Costa has just got a knock in the warm up?

    1. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sadly, no.

    2. CloudSky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Supposedly the rumor is false, untrue and completely made up.

    3. makaveli123
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yes. My secret source can confirm it.

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Mods. Ban please.

        1. makaveli123
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Source: guy on twitter with 20 followers

          1. Ginola14
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            posted a pic on instagram getting a massage, please add flag

  5. makaveli123
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Are they wearing t-shirts with Kante's name on them?

  6. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Costa limping?

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      This is a question not a statement.

      Remove it at your peril, Stalin.

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        The things we have to go through just to make sure 😀

        1. Jafooli
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Like living in a repressed Soviet Union village in the 1960's , this place sometimes

          1. T444
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            You can say benchwankery as it gets through the filter but you can't say fe- followed by -ck

            Ok mommy

            1. Jafooli
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              😆

  7. Sims
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Gonna laugh so hard if both Costa and hazard score

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Goals are funny?

    2. Ginola14
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      you dig?

      1. Sims
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I don't understand what you're saying to me right now

        1. Ginola14
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          but you dig?

    3. Pirlø's Pen
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I dig

    4. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Top 10 worst posters shortlist

    5. T444
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      They are high ownership players expected to score against lower opposition. Even if the opponents are fighting for survival it's still not unusual for players of that calibre to score.

      I don't see why it's funny

  8. WVA
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Any chance of Chelsea not scoring :(?

      1. WVA
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Haha

    1. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yes

    2. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      No Chelsea goals 13/1 ave it

  9. liiusions
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Another Costa brace incoming I reckon

    1. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Brace of yellow cards i reckon

      1. liiusions
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        That'll do for me but I reckon this is the game Chelsea win 4/5-0

  10. Ibracadabra
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    No Kante should mean room for Boro to operate centrally and they are decent on the counter with Adama Traore speed and even De Roon late runs into area. I would not be surprised by a Boro goal. 2-1 CHE home win. Kante covers so much space that Matic/Fabregas just can't cover. Good news is CHE will be on the ball 70% of the game but Traore is the one that should worry them.

    1. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      The only slight problem is that my gran has a better final ball than Traore, and she's been dead for ten years

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I bet you're the life and soul of parties.

    3. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Traore is trash

    4. Sims
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Let's not forget the match fare has partnership has previously won Chelsea he league and they were the best defence that season. I think people maybe overreacting to kantes absence here especially against the worst attached in the league

      If this was anot her team I would agree with u

      1. Sims
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Matic fabregas partnership *

  11. joeleenus
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    2FTs, BB and 0ITB. Sort in order of who has to go first!

    A. Bailly
    B. Gabriel
    C. Benalouane
    D. Ward-Prowse
    E. Benteke

    1. Ginola14
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      a b

    2. T444
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      A d

  12. Pirlø's Pen
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Hazard 19 pointer incoming to really condemn all of us that decided to captain Sanchez

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Then Sanchez 19pter next match

    2. Sterling is £11Mill..…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Costa owners can count themselves lucky if Hazard allows Costa to celebrate his goals with him

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Pretty sure we all Hazard right?

  13. Unsuccessful
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    If Courtois gets sent off, Alonso goes in goal and saves the pen, does he get the pen save points?

    If this happens and they win 1-0 with Eden assisting Alonso for the goal, I might salvage sine pride.

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'll check the archives

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Fanfic football is that way. ---》

    3. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Niall Quinn 1991

    4. Sims
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Alonso scoring a brace more likely no

      Not to mention it's already happened once this season

      1. Unsuccessful
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I would say about 231x more likely but 436x less fun

    5. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I've seen players have save points before without even being in goal. Not the same as a pen save, but still.

    6. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Azpi will be the keeper,he is Mr.Versatile 🙂

    7. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Is 67 an unsuccessful 69? Are you back to back or something?

      1. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        That would be 66

        1. Hooky
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          That's spooning

  14. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Who is the referee tonight?

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Which sport, which game Syd? Please be more specific.....

      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        The World Penguin Tossing Championship

        1. Jafooli
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Pingu is referring that.

            1. Jafooli
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              😆

              1. Fred54
                • 11 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Whoops meant this one...

                https://youtu.be/EO71yUSIx8o

                1. Jafooli
                  • 13 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  Classic 😀

                  Pingu with a potty on his head.....

        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Beastiality?

          1. Jafooli
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            C'mon Pingu....

        3. Viper
          • 15 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          😆

  15. fedolefan
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Boro playing at full strength. 😯

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yes they are located near the coast so are sick of being 'on the beach'.

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        😀

      2. fedolefan
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Hey you!!

        this 'on the beach ' term which keeps getting thrown about is nonsense imo.
        :
        :
        This is a case of when you let your fantasy thinking take over reality. Players, managers still have thier pride, future prospects etc to play for.
        :
        There is no on the beach and we should just play the form and fixtures as per usual.

        1. Fred54
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I here ya. Felt embarrassed that the phrase was getting traction.

    2. Unsuccessful
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      They're celebrating their Conservative mayor.

  16. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Moses to punish sellers hard tonight.

    1. fedolefan
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      SIMS to lol at Moses sellers tonight.

      1. Sims
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I never lol I just laugh hard

        1. Pirlø's Pen
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Sims

      2. Team Cruel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        u git

    2. Sterling is £11Mill..…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Someone owned Moses?

    3. Sims
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Will the owners be laughing as hard though?

    4. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      He's more likely to part the Red Sea

    5. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Moyes*

  17. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Just realised if Middlesbrough lose tonight they are relegated

    Goodbye Boro

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      * riddance

  18. Alan The Llama
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Cesc first goalscorer at 7/1. Worth a punt.

    1. Crow
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Not very good odds tbh

  19. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Squawka News‏Verified account @SquawkaNews 56s57 seconds ago
    Vinicius Jr, 16, has had medicals at Real Madrid ahead of a €45m move from Flamengo, but the transfer won't take place until he turns 18.

    😯

    £40m for a 16 year old...

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I bet £35 million of that goes astray to third parties and others

    2. Pirlø's Pen
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      bloody hell he must be special

    3. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Games gone etc.

    4. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It's ridiculous they are even allowed to do that. It's blatant grooming.

    5. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      £40m for Vinicius! They must be blind

    6. Cilly Bonnolly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      But it's not for a 16 year old. It's for an 18 year old.

  20. Viper
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Massive game tonight for my main mini league which is really starting to come to the boil.

    I have Hazard & Alonso

    Rivals have Pedro, Cahill, Costa.

    Somethings gotta give..

    Actually nervous 😆

    1. Shaikh91
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I have Luiz Hazard and Costa. My ML rival has courtois azpi and cahill. Should be interesting

      1. Viper
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I fancy you to come out on top there.

        1. Shaikh91
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I hope so but a Chelsea cl will give him a minimum of 15 points

          1. Shaikh91
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Cs*

      2. Crow
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Wow 3 chelsea defence should be worth 20 points minimum, azpi 9pts and the other two cs

  21. joeleenus
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    2FTs, BB and 0ITB. Order by priority of replacement please!

    A. Bailly
    B. Gabriel
    C. Benalouane
    D. Ward-Prowse
    E. Benteke

    1. T444
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I already answered that on this page.
      A third time and it's spam

      A d need to go

  22. Fuchs Mane Kante
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I remember the good ol days when you could read fake news on here and adjust your team accordingly.

    (C)osta red card tonight get a fiver on it.

    1. Viper
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'd pay quite a bit of money for that

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Desperate attempt by Boro to void the game....

    2. Unsuccessful
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Oops

    3. fedolefan
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      They were testing the bus. All set to be parked on the bridge now.

    4. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Damn. I hope the players survived tapping a car in a 10 tonne bus.

      1. Hooky
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        At least we know Traore wasn't driving as he would have missed it

    5. GENERATION X
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      shot from negredo hit driver

  23. Viper
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I'd happily settle for a 0-0 tonight.

    CS points and both dgwk games matter

    1. Garlana
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yeh me too, makes the season more interesting too as spurs will have an ounce of hope....at least think they will 🙂

    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      1-1 Hazard & Costa OG

  24. barracuda
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Is Silva better pick for the next GW than Eriksen?

    1. Unsuccessful
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It depends on the result tonight really.

      Also depends on how much Spurs cover you already have.

      Triple Spurs might be a little to heavy.

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Does it really?

      2. barracuda
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Got Kane. It fells like they will give up.

    2. GENERATION X
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      another issue is city mids will be like pool earlier in the season. need to pick right horse

  25. Feloh
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    all hazard cappers unite!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Unsuccessful
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I shall call your fan club the Garden of Eden

    2. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Here we go!

  26. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Neville and Jamie ready to fight. 😆

  27. Numb
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Batshite not even on the bench tonight. Good news for Costa owners.

    1. Sims
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      More time for Costa to get red

    2. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Don't think he is that bad a striker. Should move to Everton if Lukaku leaves IMO.

      1. fedolefan
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Where is Lukaku going? He is staying put forever unless he goes to another country and plays for a team trying to get into the Champions League.

  28. Deano
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    So Pedro playing leaves me 31 points on the bench. Next week's BB should be 12 max then!

  29. The Royal Robin
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Happy to take a hit on this team. Already done Lukaku > Jesus for free. Any suggestions?

    DDG
    Cedric Alonso Brunt
    Hazard Son Alli Sanchez
    Jesus Benteke Gabbi

    (Grant Baines de Roon Mee)

    1. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Looks good to me. Perhaps swap Brunt for Baines, but a tight call. Presume you have no bench boost.

      1. The Royal Robin
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I have BB, would you play it?

    2. fedolefan
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ouch, removed Lukaku over Gabbi and Benteke? He has his plum 4 goal fixture this week.