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We check in with the Opta data next and roll out our usual post-Gameweek assessment of the weekend’s standout performers.

Huddersfield Town’s target man and a certain Liverpool winger both up their attacking potential ahead of a reduced Gameweek 31.

Meanwhile, big-hitters from the Leicester, Spurs and Arsenal midfields stake a claim for our upcoming Wildcards, while we also check out the impact of Chelsea’s new frontman at Stamford Bridge.

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  1. Waylander
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Man Utd look a very poor side.

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      The manager is the problem

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      They've got some great players, they just don't have a great manager.

  2. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    A few on here and BT commentators labelled United's performance in Seville as a tactical masterclass.

    🙂

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      They all had triple United defence in UCL Fantasy...well the 4 people that mange to log in.

    2. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      When Mou gets a 0-0 it's a masterclass, anyone else it's boring.

    3. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      They were huffing from the crack pipe.

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        My condolences pal. Mourinho just did a Poch 😉

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          No condolences needed Berb, football won. Poch lost to a better team/manager. Mourinho went for a 0-0 draw in the second leg at home to Sevilla on the back of some recent good form/comebacks. I can forgive Poch's mistakes, this was fully intentional and United got spanked as a result.

          1. Davido989
            • 15 Years
            8 years, 1 month ago

            You're always so balanced, it's too hard.

            I'll get my usual fish later xo

            1. Somalion
              • 16 Years
              8 years, 1 month ago

              😆

              Football fan first, can't be fussed when absolute drek gets dumped out

    4. Brosstan
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Idiots acted like idiots, news at 11

    5. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      If you pair the 0-0 draw with Sevilla with a diminant home performance I think the majority of people would agree.

      1. The Nuttmxn
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        *dominant.

  3. Rik Waller
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    What will be his excuse? Get your early predictions in now...

    1. Team Bobcat
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      They dont play like a team. Few big players but little unity. Sanchez has just added to their problems also. There was a reason man city shyed away. Pogba has confidence issues. Lukaku heading the same way. Nothing a new manager couldn't sort out. Mourinho not the man

    2. el polako
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Busy Premier League schedule.
      " We had to play Sevilla few days after difficult game against Liverpool, PL dont help their teams, yada yada yada"

      1. Dr Van Nostrand
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Or the ref

      2. Fresh_From_Desh
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Nerve agent attack in Salisbury

  4. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Was Pogba injured

    You couldn't play that bad if you tried ?

  5. Hazz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    eNgLiSh TeAmS aRe BoSsInG tHe ChAmPiOnS lEaGuE!!

    1. Isco Disco
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Bossing against shit teams like Basel and Porto

    2. Ajax Hamsterdam
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Haha 🙂

  6. Bun Rab
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    I know it sucks Utd fans, but on the plus side less rotation in PL for them, Spurs and likely Chelsea tm.

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Not touching United or Chelsea, accept maybe Willian. Will take punts on other players.

      1. Ibracadabra
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        It's better UTD are out. Mourinho won't rotate and they are good against the minnows, and with his ego bruised, he may try to show a more attacking style in the last 2-3 months to save his job. If he wins the FA Cup, finishes 2nd, and people remember a few 3-0 wins from the spring, that's his only hope to salvage an otherwise nondescript season.

      2. Bun Rab
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        For any doubles Lukaku may be an option if he can keep some form. I will have Christensen and Willian probably. Lots of mid grade mids will allow for a big forward line.

  7. Isco Disco
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    C'mon DDG! It's time to say farewell to Shamchester United and join the kings of Europe. Madrid is the right place for world's best keeper.

  8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    United should have gone out and attacked Sevilla from the start

    Mourinho trying to knick a 1-0 at home

    1. Bleach †
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Classic Mourinho tho..

    2. Dr Van Nostrand
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Too risky in UCL with away goal rule

    3. mojoindojo
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      *nick

  9. F4L
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Scholesy in tears almost

  10. JohnnyMagrinho
      8 years, 1 month ago

      How the hell did Liverpool lose to this team at the weekend?

      United never looked like getting anything out of that game and to be honest they were lucky it was only 2-1. For a moment it looked like Sevilla were going to run riot at the end there.

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Dejan Lovren. 🙂

        1. Dr Van Nostrand
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          And Craig Pawson

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            8 years, 1 month ago

            And none of the attackers doing anything of note
            And TAA being exposed

      2. Ibracadabra
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        First 10-15 minutes United were on front foot, Lukaku with a few nice combinations, Rashford running strong and shot deflected, they lost it after that, but could have been 1-0 up on another day.

    • FPL Maldini
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      I wonder how Carragher feels after that result?

      1. dark91
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Must be spitting

        1. £27.6m in sterling si…
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Excellent

      2. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        He'd want to see a phlegm by phlegm replay of the Seville goals all night long.

    • mojoindojo
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Pogba Sanchez Lukaku Rashford et al.

      And Mourinho to nullify them all...

      1. F4L
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        not fully. Lukaku was good tonight, showed his class. The other 3 had awful end product every time they looked to create something

        1. Team Bobcat
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          They have a huge problem in sanchez. Need to off load him asap. Disgruntled dressing room

      2. diesel001
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Rashford is a striker. He can't cross. Hate that he plays on the wings.

      3. Zilla
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Lukaku was actually good tonight. Rash did f all until the last mins when he moved from right to left.

    • diesel001
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Barcelona vs Sevilla
      City vs Roma
      Bayern vs Liverpool
      Real vs Juventus

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        ?

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Man just did the draw in his taxi.

          1. Epic Fail
            • 15 Years
            8 years, 1 month ago

            Fake news

            1. Fred54
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 1 month ago

              Fake Tax...Maybe not.

    • ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Chirpiness level on here had dipped in the last few hours

      1. diesel001
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Disappointed with Utd. Think they need Luis Enrique as their manager - give them some attacking intent. Arsenal could do with Mourinho to give them some defensive steel.

    • Can’t beat em so&hell…
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Quick one... is a free hit like a WC in the way I can make unlimited changes during the week?

      I may as well start now?

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Aye

    • Dr Van Nostrand
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Wonder if any driving United fans will be filming themselves shouting 2-1 at passers by tonight

      1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Gonna be a long drive back to Surrey for them

        1. Fresh_From_Desh
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Hahaha

        2. Spike ⚽️
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          There's one or two that live in Cornwall as well

    • Zilla
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Those deluded scousers

      1. F4L
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        United still have the biggest chance of silverware this season tbf

        1. Dr Van Nostrand
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          UCL is miles more important

        2. Zilla
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Watch Brighton dominate us on the weekend 😀

      2. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Yep fancy them saying they would knock United out of UCL. As if United are on par with Liverpool.. .

    • Defcons are for Kinnear
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      I don’t usually do this but lol @ United. I heard some of their fans talking about who they’ll face in the QF

      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        If only I knew lols get so many up votes I’d do it more often. Fodder for the ego

      2. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        At least they can concentrate on closing that 37 point gap in the league to Man City now.

      3. Super Silva
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        You just got one from me too. And I am a United fan. Disgusted

    • Jigger & Pony
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      What a poor result. Deserved it.

    • The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Maybe I’m naive but why not start like they finished? The team is full of attacking players who amazingly play better when attacking 😕

      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        One word. Mourinho

      2. Jigger & Pony
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Agree. Why leave it so late then show urgency and panic...

      3. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Because Mourinho got fed up of them scoring goals lately.

      4. Bun Rab
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Mou likes to 'control' games, and attacking means you can lose the ball more often. He assumes that he can get at least a goal.

      5. Zilla
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Mou, if only..

      6. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Mourinho would lose his USP

    • lespaul
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      How come the scout team think Rooney is 4th choice penalty taker ? Hasn't he taken the last few ?

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Missed last week.

        1. lespaul
          • 16 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          I know but has sam indicated he has lost duties ? Usually one miss isn't enough for that

          1. lespaul
            • 16 Years
            8 years, 1 month ago

            Oh it seems he has.....interesting

    • Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Stay classy boys, people are hurting

      1. F4L
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Villa fans are livid right now as well

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          I'm glad the race to the autos looks out of reach now rather than getting hopes up, it was never gonna happen.

          1. F4L
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 1 month ago

            after your game against Wolves I thought it was wide open, I really don't rate Cardiff. Would have loved Villa to have got second personally , don't fancy facing you in the play offs

      2. Dr Van Nostrand
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        People? That's generous 😉

      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Did a 9 year old edit that!
        By Gawd! Never gets old

    • Jayv807
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Ederson has taken over as my primary troll this year

      GW19-21 20points 6.8ppg

      Joins my team GW22

      GW22-27 17 points 2.8ppg

      Leaves my team

      GW28-30 28points 9.3ppg

      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Goes under the radar

    • Flynny
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      When are people looking to wildcard?

      32

      Or

      33

      Thanks

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Not sure but definitely one of them 2.

      2. Bun Rab
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        33 atm.

    • Jet5605
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Hey guys, I have 7 starters, 2 FT and 0.5 ITB.

      A - Speroni & Richarlison > Begovic & Stanislas
      B - Kenny > Ake (and save 1 FT)
      C - Richarlison > Stanislas (save 1 FT)
      D - Kane > King (save 1 FT)

      VVD
      Salah (c) - Richarlison - Shaq - Walcott
      Firmino - Wilson

      DDG - Speroni - Bavies - Ota - Kenny - Ogbonna - Mahrez - Kane

      1. Bun Rab
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        B of those. Main one not likely to be back barring injury.

    • Desperately Seeking Dusan
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      I just didn’t want to even dream it could happen but it did! I think it’s the highlight of my season seeing the enemy of football and that lot out of the CL.

      Especially after their “masterclass”. According to the sycophantic pro Man U media anyway.

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Desperate

    • SoShy
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      So Kane out for 6 weeks.. UTD out of the champions league.. time to bring in Lukaku after the blank

    • Baked baines
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Have Salah, Firmino already.
      Which one is better?

      A) VVD & King/Wilson -4
      B) Mane & King/Wilson -4

    • Ratatouille
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Shaqiri or Stanislas? Already got King.