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12 October 2018 1162 comments
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The Fantasy Football Scout community haven’t relented in their efforts despite us entering the dead zone that is the international break.

Early transfers were a source of discussion, along with premium strikers and Liverpool defenders.

Our latest Community Round-up feature also looks over the various tournaments and mini-leagues that involve FFS users.

The Hottest Topics

Brazilian pair Bernard and Kenedy were two of the names mentioned in Gregor‘s “eye test” as the Community began the week by looking back at Gameweek 8.

With those matches out of the way, we asked whether you were pushing the button early on your Fantasy transfers or waiting till the FPL assets in question were back from international duty.

Bullet Eder asked if we should go without a premium striker this season, while ZoumasBloomers switched focus to the defence and wondered if doubling up on the Liverpool backline is worth a gamble.

Taking stock has been in order over this international break, too.

Deulofail asked for your season by numbers, while WesManTooth and Jealous Viper wanted to hear your biggest delights and most lamentable regrets of 2018/19.

Pierce34 challenged the FFS community to beat his captain score for the season, meanwhile.

Community Tables

Here is just a small selection of the excellent array of public tables created this week and available in the Members’ area

Remember, to see your table featured here (if that’s what you want!) please ensure you include a description explaining the purpose of it.

Community Tournaments

Brayden McCullough still leads our public Fantasy Football Scout League but has slipped to second overall after three Gameweeks at number one.

Luke Aiello is the new leader in our Fantasy Football Scout Members League and has also regained the lead in RedLightning‘s Top 10k Any Season mini-league. He played his Wildcard in Gameweek 7 and is now up to 28th overall. He has had two previous top 10k finishes (6,621st in 2014/15 and 2,759th in 2016/17).

RedLightning still leads the FFS Mods & Cons mini-league, with Chris Atkinson (RMT’s Professor) now in second place.

FFS user Lawrø has created a new community tournament which he describes as “similar to Community Watch but shorter.” Find out more about it HERE.

We’d like to remind our readers that it is not too late to sign up to the Fantasy Football Scout Charity Cup taking place on Saturday November 17. Find out more about it HERE.

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  1. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    C'mon Sancho.

    Become a legend.

  2. THFC4LIFE
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    https://www.skysports.com/football/news/35849/11524682/mohamed-salah-scores-directly-from-corner-for-egypt-before-going-off-injured

    So Salah scores from a corner, picks up and injury and goes off, then gets strapped up and comes back on before being subbed. Eventful night for the fella

    1. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Selfies with Kim Jong-il later

      1. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I hear he's preserved in one of the pyramids

        1. My heart goes Salalalalah
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Racist

          1. Deulofail
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            You're right. Asians don't take selfies.

            1. My heart goes Salalalalah
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Bahahaaaaaaaa

            2. My heart goes Salalalalah
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              *shart*

              1. Deulofail
                • 10 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Don't. I watched 120 Days of Sodom last night, and I don't want to be reminded.

  3. FPL Scoop
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Fabianski
    Alonso Robertson Trippier Doherty (AWB)
    Salah Hazard DSilva Fraser (Billing)
    Aguero Mitrovic (Kamara)

    Any thoughts welcome lads, 2FT 0.3 ITB

  4. NorwichCityLad
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    If Salah was out who out of these 3 would want?

    A) Sterling
    B) Richarlison
    C)Mane

    1. Pukki Party
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      A

    2. big_cliff
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I'd get Shaq

      1. NorwichCityLad
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Would leave to much itb

        1. Flynny
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Youd want a lpool attacker ....so mane for me

    3. Hart-ake
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I would probably go Mane, but definitely tempted by Sterling as well. Think some sort of attacking Pool coverage is needed though....

  5. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Salah owners selling for Sterling/Mane or just benching him until KDB becomes available?

    1. MTPockets
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Benching 12.8m? Nope

    2. Mysterion
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Hasn't even been ruled out of Egypt's next match yet. Knowing them, they'll probably start him in Swaziland

      1. My heart goes Salalalalah
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        hahahaha Swaziland. Brilliant

  6. FPL Scoop
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Salah flag what?

    1. My heart goes Salalalalah
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Union Jack for fun

  7. Cornholi0
    • 16 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Goodbye Salah :/

  8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Lukaku scores a brace

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      World's best player with nothing so far

      1. MTPockets
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Bendtner's injured

  9. Ray In Bruges.
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    These two teams took "ghost game" far too literally.

    1. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Because they are literally the living spirits of their dead selves?

      1. Black Knights
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Literally.

    2. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Chance missed by England. Dier hit the post, Kane hits the bar and Rashford missed two one-on-ones.

  10. mocky666
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Why no fans at England game ????

    1. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Nobody can be arsed to turn up.

      1. My heart goes Salalalalah
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Saw that

    2. Richd
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Because the Croatians were racists.

      Luckily we live in a beautiful country where this wouldn’t happen.

      1. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Careful now. Didn't you get banned the last time you were getting emotionally patriotic around here?

        1. Richd
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          No I did not.

          1. Richd
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Also it’s a fact. Google it ! It could have been stopped. But hopefully the authorities clamp down further in Croatia as it’s not acceptable.

      2. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Scotland is a different matter entirely.

        1. Richd
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          🙂

          I’d be shocked. The police would stop it instantly.

    3. The Mighty Hippo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      The stadium was full at the start of the game

  11. BOATIES FC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    The commentators are going way over the top on Sanchez performance tonight

    1. Nascimento
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      That's the media's Man Utd love-in for you!

  12. George Sillett
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    I will enjoy Mane's imminent price rises .

    1. MTPockets
      7 years, 10 months ago

      And another couple of blanks?

      1. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Streaky Mane is capable of anything .

        1. My heart goes Salalalalah
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Capable of being brilliant and blanks

        2. MTPockets
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Perhaps, but currently streaking nothing in 7 games across all competitions.

          1. George Sillett
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            He's the type of player I think who you have to hold for the long term as when he gets points it tends to be quite a few. Frustrating to own though .

            1. MTPockets
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Yeah I'm being partly sarcastic but if Salah's out it's awkward. Mane's form is bad but he's also greedy and seems to like attention. So quite possible that he raises his game for some moment in the light.

              1. George Sillett
                • 10 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                A flasher ?

              2. Mysterion
                • 8 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Seems to like attention? Moment in the light? I think you don't know much about Mane at all tbh, he's ridiculously shy and a humble guy, on and off the pitch.

                Greedy? https://twitter.com/AnfieldExpress/status/1045581337376231424

                1. MTPockets
                  7 years, 10 months ago

                  Do you have his stats for chances not created?

                  1. Mysterion
                    • 8 Years
                    7 years, 10 months ago

                    Never said he wasn't wasteful/ erratic/ inefficient... always has been. But the whole rivalry with Salah thing is so dense and baseless

                    1. MTPockets
                      7 years, 10 months ago

                      I didn't mention a rivalry, only that's he's evidently greedy and that was as implied pro not con.
                      Same could be said for Salah and a lot of footballers. My main issue is his bad form

  13. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
    • 16 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    The Kane injury time-bomb is ticking - that was his 7th game in 28 days

    1. The Polymath
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Isn't that 6? I thought he didn't turn up against Cardiff?

      😉

      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
        • 16 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Boom boom!

      2. #FPLBhuna
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Ha.

        Xd

    2. DeathoftheParty
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Moura bandwagon...

  14. Niho992
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    what's worst for salah owners, to he played in next egypt game, and probably rest vs Huddersfield, or not involved in that game, so we wont know wil he play

    1. I Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Best case is he is available but on the bench and doesn't play.

    2. Vizzini
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Think it's a convenient cover story for being left out of next Egypt game at Anfield's request.

  15. I Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Getting Salah back was a big part of why I wildcarded. Not too pleased atm but I suppose Sterling + cash to upgrade elsewhere is a nice option to have.

    1. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Rooky error by me, getting him in before the games to save the odd .1 million.

      Ripped team apart to get him also. 🙂

  16. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Croatia's midfield is twice as good as ours. Happy with a draw. Shame we couldn't sneak a goal.

    1. My heart goes Salalalalah
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Ours? You haven't seen Bafana Bafana in action...

  17. Niho992
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    my plan for this GW was to transfer trippier for Robbo, but now i will probably go -4 to bring mane instead salah. Headache

    1. @fpl_phenom
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      do you think he injury is bad?

  18. I Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    If Salah is out, how does this WC team look?

    Patricio (Hamer)
    Alonso, Robertson, Doherty (Balbuena, Wan-Bissaka)
    Hazard, Sterling, Richarlison, Fraser (Kenedy)
    Aguero, Firmino, Mitrovic

  19. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Salah will likely be fine, relax everyone

    1. Richd
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      If not gotta choose between KDB and Mendy. Ouch.

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Speculation or fact ?

  20. @fpl_phenom
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    if salah is out... thoughts on this wildcard team?

    Fabianski Button
    Alonso Robertson Taa Doherty Bennett
    Mane Hazard Maddison Richalison Masuaku
    Aguero Lacazette Mitrovic

    1. The Overthinker
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Wc at this stage looks so good

      1. @fpl_phenom
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        cheers mate... just have to wait and see now on Salah injury.... if theres doubts ill just go with this as I wasnt 100% sure on putting so much of my budget on 1 player anyway

  21. The Overthinker
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Want to give a friend a gift related to marvel . She is my potential girlfriend too 😀

    Have decided to give her a thor keychain and Loki (her fav character) pendant.

    Any other suggestions ?

    1. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Lots and lots of condoms

      1. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Don't overthink it

        1. _Make
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          XD

        2. My heart goes Salalalalah
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Please

      2. My heart goes Salalalalah
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Would you for -4?

        1. Deulofail
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I haven't seen her. But yes.

          1. Deulofail
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            (I'd hit that)

            1. My heart goes Salalalalah
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Red arrows on your STD test I heard

              1. Deulofail
                • 10 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Came back negative, unlike yours.

          2. My heart goes Salalalalah
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Can only increase your rank

            1. Deulofail
              • 10 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              I can't rise much more than this 😉

        2. The Overthinker
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Will give my armband 😉

          1. Deulofail
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            I'll tag you back in in 9 months

    2. The Overthinker
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Can any mod delete this? xD embarrassed af

    3. Mysterion
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      So what you're saying is... you Loki wanna get out of the friend zone 😉

    4. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      This is so so weird.

      1. Pinturicchio10
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Says the midget albino horse.

        1. Deulofail
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          To the very hairy baby parade

      2. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        More or less weird than asking for birthday suggestions for yourself? 😉

        1. Deulofail
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          😆 😆 😆

        2. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 17 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          😆

      3. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        There are many things about some people which are weird.

    5. MTPockets
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Too soon for iron fist?

    6. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      One

    7. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Send her this comment thread in a Moonpig.com custom card

    8. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Thor blimey, is it me or is it hot in here?

    9. Brosstan
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      lol

      1. Brosstan
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        what is a "potential girlfriend" ?

        1. The Overthinker
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Someone who will be my girlfriend in like 3 months time :3

          1. Eddie
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Like a timeshare thing?

            1. Deulofail
              • 10 Years
              7 years, 7 months ago

              Just came back to this thread and cracking up 😆 Good times...

          2. panda07
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            3 months?! You really do overthink things. What else do you have planned to woo her in these 3 months?

    10. The Overthinker
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I should probably sleep xD
      Night

    11. _Make
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Just tell her you want to get your Ragnaroks off.

    12. My heart goes Salalalalah
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      "Potential" girlfriend. You're right hand bla bla bla?

    13. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      How about getting her the character Black Widow?

      It would be a kind of subliminal message that she can dispose of you after she has had her way with you.

      1. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Haha. The best one yet.

    14. jtreble
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      “... Any other suggestions ? ...”. Yes, don’t solicit non-football advice on FFS. Member and non-member standards are very low.

      1. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        If you love this, check out my post on the next page 😉

    15. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      You're over thinking it. A rocking ruby , a skinfull and a good seeing to should certainly make an impression.

    16. noquarternt
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      'Potential girlfriend' lol

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I know, comes across as an optimistic stalker.

    17. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      HULK SMASH

    18. Your Mum Zohore
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Give her your precious stones...

  22. The Overthinker
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    How many transfers you need to activate WC?

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      About a -16 for me.

    2. Netley Lucas
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      The option arises once you go into hit territory

    3. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      How embarrassing 😉

    4. #FPLBhuna
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Officially? 2 I believe

    5. The Overthinker
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I can potentially do 4 transfers which is equivalent to (-12)...

      Would you hit or keep?

    6. ooooo
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      around -16 or -20

  23. ooooo
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Changes to this WC team? 0.0itb
    Patricio
    Alonso mendy Robbo Doherty
    Haz Mane Richarlison Maddison
    Aguero Arnie Mitrovic

    Button Duffy Hojberg Success

  24. The Mighty Hippo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Will everyone stop contemplating getting Sterling in for Salah please, he was my differential.

    1. _Make
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      You can get 12.8m sterling for him right now.

    2. Dannyb
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      This

  25. #FPLBhuna
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Ben dinnery

    Initial tests suggest it is "nothing major," a strain, no tear but Salah will undergo further assessment. #LFC

  26. dontyouknowimloko
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    First time post, advice needed pls.

    Trying to avoid hits this season but... got exact cash for Keane & Kane to Mendy & Kun.

    Waddya reckon?

    1. Fitzy.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Post the rest of your team for some context.

      1. dontyouknowimloko
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Cool, 0.2 in bank and team is

        Patricio
        Alonso Robbo Doherty
        Haz Mane Maddison Fraser
        Laca Wilson Kane

        Bett Hojberg Holebas Keane

        If I’m gonna switch, wanna beat the PR. Will Mendy rise, FPL stats say lock finishes tonight?

    2. Ghost Gooner
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Decent moves but I'd wait as long as possible and monitor price changes

    3. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Look good.
      Unless you have Salah obviously, in which case hold.

      1. dontyouknowimloko
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        No Salah for me this season... 13m and not even on pens is too much imo.

  27. The Overthinker
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    *Current Team *

    Ederson
    Alonso monreal Robertson
    Knockaert Fraser mane Hazard Maddison
    Vardy Aguero

    Hamer Awb kabasele kamara.

    Thhinking about Wildcarding ..

    Transfers
    Monreal to TAA
    Kamara to mitrovic
    Kabasele to duffy
    Knockaert to ant available player ..

    Views about this?

    1. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Don't change the subject 🙂

      1. The Overthinker
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        xD

        This is a serious post

        1. potatoace
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          All look decent moves.
          So is Knockaert becoming a benchfodder

          1. The Overthinker
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Yes.
            A playing bench fodder ( kamara never played, did he?)

            1. potatoace
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Correct.
              Tbh I've gone 352 with Kamara and happy with results so far.
              So many good mid-priced mids.

    2. dennis the menace
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Dont WC

  28. dennis the menace
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    A) Alonso and Ings
    B) Laporte and Arnie

  29. panda07
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Could any of you elite level managers help me out with my team? TM, Numb and FPLVirgin I'm looking in your direction.

    Hart
    Robertson Alonso TAA Doherty
    Hazard Rich Fraser
    Augero Kane Mitro

    Hammer Maddison AWB Hojbjerg

    1 FT 1.4m ITB

    1. dennis the menace
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Save FT

    2. Sir Edo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      A elite level manager says wait for the IB is over..
      If no injuries, save transfer.

  30. Deulofail
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Recently acquired a friend and looking for advice how to make her love me

    She is a bit older than me but she makes good pie and her granddaughter is in my class so I know her family like.

    1. Alan The Llama
      • 16 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Take her to the bingo

    2. dennis the menace
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Take her teeth out and itll feel better

      1. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I don't know this better for her or me? She say she can't eat without her teeth, but it okay I feed her with the tube

        1. George Sillett
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Toothless gobbling ?

          1. Deulofail
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Gobbling the tube yeah but I have to wipe up her drool

            1. George Sillett
              • 10 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Lovely . She's a gem.

    3. Stimps
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Tell her you captained Doherty last weekend

      1. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I will save this for third base

    4. #FPLBhuna
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      give her a thor keychain and Loki (her fav character) pendant.

      1. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        She did tell me she loved Loki (her fav character), but I think she hate thor cuz he's nuthing without his axe. I think she just trying to impress me

        1. #FPLBhuna
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Xd

        2. My heart goes Salalalalah
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Nutting without his axe can't be that bad

          1. Deulofail
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Nuttin without an axe just Spiderman

    5. _Make
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Not joking, I unsubscribe to all personalised ad preferences and the ad they're showing me on this page, based on the demographic, is "want matures... Meet your 40+ match".

      Appropriate and timely.

      1. _Make
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Basically the internet thinks we're losers.

        We'll show them!

        *checks last couple of pages of comments*

        You win this one, internet.

        1. Deulofail
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I think they are for me I have personalised ads on and my new bride is arrive soon just like me now

          1. George Sillett
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            I am sure that it will be a beautiful 24 hour relationship and worth every penny in your bank account.

            1. Deulofail
              • 10 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              It is subsidised by the state because I have relationship promblem and because she is old i get her for free. She must share her pension too

    6. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Just ask yourself the following 2 questions and then you have your answers .
      Does she have her own hair and teeth ?

      1. TokyoRed 東京赤
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Yes, but not where you’d expect them.

        Even the teeth.

        1. Deulofail
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          This is true. I take the teeth to show and tell.

        2. My heart goes Salalalalah
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          HahHahahaaaaa

    7. jtreble
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Honestly, this humour. Why did I join FFS? I should have know better than to join any organization that would accept me as a member.

      1. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        It is very good pie

        1. jtreble
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          :).

        2. My heart goes Salalalalah
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Deulo... Say it with me:

          Poes sharp

    8. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Show her your Jonny.

    9. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Whip out your Kane.

      1. My heart goes Salalalalah
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Too Harry

    10. _Make
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Make sure you miss her sitter. So whip out your Rashford.

      1. My heart goes Salalalalah
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Brilliant

        1. _Make
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          😉

    11. fedolefan
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      You probably will need to pay her a little more than what you acquired her for. That's all that'll be needed.

    12. Brosstan
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Wazza?

    13. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      This is what you need her to do .

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6RIYi0D_m4o

    14. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Nevermind them losers above mate, go with your heart and absolutely smash her if thats what your heart is telling you to do...

    15. Del Griffiths
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Jeez. This was grim reading. There's a place for you boys in cyberspace and it's not among people discussing Callum Wilson's possible price rise.

      1. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Harsh.

      2. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Then you'll love this from the previous page https://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/comment/19073980