Champions League
5 September 2025 1 comments
FPL Marc FPL Marc
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Before we all finalise our UEFA Champions League (UCL) Fantasy squads for Matchday 1, the most important task is choosing our team name.

Both ourselves and Fantasy Football Community will be providing managers with plenty of content throughout the season.

So here are a few groan-inducing team name ideas to consider.


PLAYERS

  • When Harry Met Saliba 
  • No Kane, No Gain 
  • The Wimmer Takes It All
  • Hey Jude Bellingham
  • Sommer Lovin
  • Haven’t Got A Kalulu
  • Wirtz Case Scenario
  • Wirtz Nightmare
  • Make The Wirtz Decision
  • Dier Quansahquences
  • Rice, Rice, Baby
  • Calafiorication
  • Pro Evolution Saka
  • Dark Side of De Roon
  • Baby Reijnders
  • Old Havertz Kai Hard
  • Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
  • Chicken Tikka Musiala
  • Groß Misconduct
  • Back of the Neto
  • Under My Cucurella
  • Botman Returns 
  • Pain in Dias
  • Gvardiols Of The Galaxy
  • Øde Toilette
  • Pinky and De Bruyne
  • Had One Tchouameni
  • Love The Way You Szoboszlai
  • Alisson Wonderland
  • The Konate Kid
  • Iñaki Breaky Heart
  • Koke Barcola
  • Openda Door
  • Slumdog Mignolet
  • Tickle Me Olmo
  • Sans Merino
  • Schlotterbeck Girl
  • Le Normand Conquest
  • Give Me Some Kudus
  • Snoop Udogie Dogg
  • Burkardt, Play Hard

TEAMS

  • Bayer Neverlosin’ 
  • Borussia Teeth
  • Pathetico Madrid
  • Real Strugglers
  • Haaland Globetrotters
  • Inter Row Z 
  • Hardly Athletic
  • Bilbao Baggins
  • Sporting Abeergut
  • Sub-standard Liege
  • Dynamo Chicken Kiev
  • Not-So-Young Boys
  • This Is Sparta (Prague)
  • Smells Like Team Spirit
  • Parmesan Belgrade
  • Cry Me A River Plate
  • Kairats of the Caribbean

CLASSICS

  • Norfolk and Chance 
  • Game of Throw-ins 
  • Champagne Super Rovers
  • My Hits Don’t Lie
  • Dude, Where’s Micah?
  • One Size Fitz Hall
  • Obi 1 Kenobi 0
  • Fifty Shades of Andy Gray
  • Murder On Zidane’s Floor
  • Come Digne With Me
  • Absolutely Fabregas
  • Neville Wears Prada

FFSCOUT MINI-LEAGUE PRIZES

Meanwhile, those who have registered a Fantasy Football Scout account (paid or free) should join our mini-league (code: 1nxwz3), because finishing inside its final top 10 will get a share of £1,250 worth of prizes.

  • 1st – £150 cash + Annual Chief Scout membership (worth £90) + Mega Bundle add-on (worth £50)
  • 2nd – £100 cash + Annual Chief Scout membership
  • 3rd – £50 cash + Annual Chief Scout membership
  • 4th to 10th: Annual Chief Scout membership

But you must be registered at least one month in advance of the final Matchday. If you already have an annual subscription, we’ll sort you a free extension for 2026/27.

FPL Marc Broadcaster, writer and overthinker. Hoping that ‘differential potential’ will catch on.

1 Comments Login to Post a Comment
  1. Barry St Germain
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 3 Years
    3 months, 14 days ago

    Barry St Germain! Also works for anyone called Gary, Larry, Harry or Carrie!