Before we all finalise our UEFA Champions League (UCL) Fantasy squads for Matchday 1, the most important task is choosing our team name.
- READ MORE: How to play UEFA Champions League (UCL) Fantasy 2025/26
- READ MORE: A comprehensive guide to UCL Fantasy – Players, tips, team reveals + more
Both ourselves and Fantasy Football Community will be providing managers with plenty of content throughout the season.
So here are a few groan-inducing team name ideas to consider.
PLAYERS
- When Harry Met Saliba
- No Kane, No Gain
- The Wimmer Takes It All
- Hey Jude Bellingham
- Sommer Lovin
- Haven’t Got A Kalulu
- Wirtz Case Scenario
- Wirtz Nightmare
- Make The Wirtz Decision
- Dier Quansahquences
- Rice, Rice, Baby
- Calafiorication
- Pro Evolution Saka
- Dark Side of De Roon
- Baby Reijnders
- Old Havertz Kai Hard
- Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
- Chicken Tikka Musiala
- Groß Misconduct
- Back of the Neto
- Under My Cucurella
- Botman Returns
- Pain in Dias
- Gvardiols Of The Galaxy
- Øde Toilette
- Pinky and De Bruyne
- Had One Tchouameni
- Love The Way You Szoboszlai
- Alisson Wonderland
- The Konate Kid
- Iñaki Breaky Heart
- Koke Barcola
- Openda Door
- Slumdog Mignolet
- Tickle Me Olmo
- Sans Merino
- Schlotterbeck Girl
- Le Normand Conquest
- Give Me Some Kudus
- Snoop Udogie Dogg
- Burkardt, Play Hard
TEAMS
- Bayer Neverlosin’
- Borussia Teeth
- Pathetico Madrid
- Real Strugglers
- Haaland Globetrotters
- Inter Row Z
- Hardly Athletic
- Bilbao Baggins
- Sporting Abeergut
- Sub-standard Liege
- Dynamo Chicken Kiev
- Not-So-Young Boys
- This Is Sparta (Prague)
- Smells Like Team Spirit
- Parmesan Belgrade
- Cry Me A River Plate
- Kairats of the Caribbean
CLASSICS
- Norfolk and Chance
- Game of Throw-ins
- Champagne Super Rovers
- My Hits Don’t Lie
- Dude, Where’s Micah?
- One Size Fitz Hall
- Obi 1 Kenobi 0
- Fifty Shades of Andy Gray
- Murder On Zidane’s Floor
- Come Digne With Me
- Absolutely Fabregas
- Neville Wears Prada
FFSCOUT MINI-LEAGUE PRIZES
Meanwhile, those who have registered a Fantasy Football Scout account (paid or free) should join our mini-league (code: 1nxwz3), because finishing inside its final top 10 will get a share of £1,250 worth of prizes.
- 1st – £150 cash + Annual Chief Scout membership (worth £90) + Mega Bundle add-on (worth £50)
- 2nd – £100 cash + Annual Chief Scout membership
- 3rd – £50 cash + Annual Chief Scout membership
- 4th to 10th: Annual Chief Scout membership
But you must be registered at least one month in advance of the final Matchday. If you already have an annual subscription, we’ll sort you a free extension for 2026/27.

