Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 35

Pregnant with huge expectation of our own making, Gameweek 34 cluttered our thinking and dominated our strategy.

To varying degrees, most of us emerged from Thursday’s final act content with the end results of a six-day points-fest.

But once totals were tallied and as we began to pick through the bones, the regrets and doubts started to mount. We almost had to stop for fear of further punishing revelations as we analysed deeper.

Hindsight – that wonderful weapon wielded by Saturday evening gloaters – certainly starts to nag at those who, like me, threw down their Bench Boost chip.

Through fresh eyes it’s clear that I had two prime Triple Captain candidates on offer in Aguero and Sanchez, but chose instead to recruit and back a cast of mediocrity from our bench.

My raggy doll lineup will now limp over the line for Gameweek 35, somewhat revived by a shot of quality as I sheepishly open the door for Harry Kane to return.

I openly admit that I was somewhat carried away with the Wildcard/Bench Boost scenario in a double Gameweek. It stacked up to provide a heightened level of excitement and anticipation that I found just too difficult to resist; new exotic forbidden fruit in a troubled season.

In the end, I’ve got enough out of the six days to convince myself that I “won”. I’ve enjoyed a significant rank hike, but it was perhaps a pyrrhic victory at best.

Urgent repairs are required and I look ahead to Gameweek 37’s fixtures bewildered as to how I can squeeze some worth from my remaining Triple Captain chip.

I’m worried that I’ve sold the soul of my squad for the promised treasures of Gameweek 34 and, as the final weekends go by, the real cost of that dramatic Wildcard surgery will reveal itself.

Harry Kane comes in this morning, partly as a Captain choice but also as a reassuring figure that represents the pedigree of my pre-Gameweek 33 lineup.

I can look on him in my forward line and keep my gaze locked, preventing it from wandering over to Mitrovic, or looking up and catching sight of Lanzini’s boyish grin.

A couple of weeks ago these figures prompted excitement and hope. Now they’re reminders of how easily I was seduced by the allure of an easy three-figure Gameweek. That cheap thrill may well prove costly.

I got what I wanted, now I want to forget: removing all the traces that act as reminders and hope that I get away with it.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Could really do with Sturridge being benched this week

    Rival could hammer me if he starts 🙁

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      No no no !!!

      Goals is what we want

    2. ARKANOIIDE
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      heresy

    3. The Mandalorian
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      the predicted line up is firmino up front and sturridge on the bench

    4. Billy Gilmore
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      -1

      I've captained him

    5. Dead Cat Bounce
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Hear hear

  2. Relaxing
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Wish I'd had the balls to (c) Aguero

    1. Trae44
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Balls? It was the most sensible pick

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Kane and Aguero were the most sensible picks

      2. Relaxing
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Slight rotation risk was enough to put me off

    2. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Must be tiny

    3. ARKANOIIDE
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      "balls" to (C) Kun - is this a troll post? ;]

    4. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Didn't realise Man city game had finished already.

      1. Relaxing
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        You're right. We'll wait and see, I just fancy him to outscore Kane is all

    5. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      You wish you had the balls to captain the man level second in top scorers, probably the best player in the league vs a poor Stoke side?

      You and I have very different definitions of balls.

      1. Relaxing
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Honestly thought Pelle would rest him

  3. Rhinos
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Cant help thinking all us Kane cappers are gonna be wondering why we didnt go for the best player in the league against a 40yr old keeper

    1. vickyz r3d d3vil$ !!!
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Hey..u dint captain Mane ?

      1. Rhinos
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        didnt have tim to put armband on him, would have if could have

        1. vickyz r3d d3vil$ !!!
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          Aaah..i jus swapped captaincy from Mane to Kane in the last minute..

          Some sites were showing him not to start..so just couldnt risk a show from bench..

    2. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Knew the gamble, Aguero isn't an unknown quantity and Stoke side was no surprise.

  4. Fraser walk with Mee
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    In 2 hours Liverpools squad wille be announced...It's going to be pee pee pants city here real soon...

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      My son did that an hour ago. Don't think it was related

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        😀

      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        😆

      3. Fraser walk with Mee
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        You'll never know 😉

  5. Bubz
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    I honestly would love to know what takes FPL so bloody long to update ranks etc. It takes about 5 hours these days. And 45 minutes to update the teams. What takes so long?

    1. boredjames
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      nearly 4 million players now. Lots of data to crunch

      1. Bubz
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        But, like, how does it work? Do they go through every team individually? I'd have thought in this day in age it could be done much faster

        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          How can it not be done one by one? Every team is different. Different scores, different ranks, different players, different leagues etc. And 4m is a LOT of teams to do. They're processing around 2000 teams a second during the update.

      2. Fred54
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Agree, game has grown rapidly over the past couple of seasons. Probably don't want to spend more money than they have/want to.

    2. Ally - Killie Til I Die
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Agreed

    3. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      From memory it always takes longer the closers to end of season it gets

    4. Thomas Magnum
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Time to enquire about job vacancies

    5. The Wise Owl
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      They're using an Amstrad to process the data.

    6. MarkyMarkovic
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      There's an army of programmers on this site who would no doubt lend a hand!

  6. Thomas Magnum
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Mane TC GW38?

    1. Oven Glover
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Sanchez at home to Villa

  7. Sponge-worthy
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Still updating, oh come on!

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Comeee ooooonnn. Outrageous

  8. Les Bleus
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    10 maximum players already with Sakho, Lovren and Gabriel still to go 🙁

    1. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      11 maximum with Sakho, Coutinho, Lovren and Gabriel. I feel your pain 🙁

      1. Les Bleus
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        🙁

    2. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      11 with only Clyne as a risk.

  9. Lizard Lips
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Having to guess line ups is an awful part of the game.

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Need more fantasy reporters

  10. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Well Aguero starts.. who would have guessed that? 😉

    1. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Yeah I. Really confused at do,e of the posts around here. I knew he'd start but still preferred to captain Kane. Early KO was a factor.

    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      phew gnu

    3. Thomas Magnum
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Pellegrini would have taken a wild guess 1 minute before deadline

  11. FPL Daniel
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Can't believe still isn't updated

  12. Boo Ya Ka Sha
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    who else switched the armband from Kane to Kun last minute?

    1. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Never switch last minute imo.

  13. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Football Focus predicting Pennington to start alongside Stones later, who?

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Pennington who??

    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Pennington

    3. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Everyone are awful

      1. Sess!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        *everton even....some of you are 'ok'

        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          😆 good save

    4. Rhinos
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      sure the pennington will drop soon

    5. Heels_Over_Head
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Former quarterback of the new York Jets... Quite fit for his age tbh

      1. Boo Ya Ka Sha
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        he was terrible

      2. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Chad Pennington is probably still better than EJ Manuel and Fitzpatrick.

    6. Syd.
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      United were even money

      Pennies from heaven

  14. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Given
    Muniesa, Wollscheid, Shawcross, Cameron
    Whelan, Imbula, Bardsley
    Diouf, Joselu, Arnautovic

    Hmmm. Looks OK to me, actually ...

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Joselu will score imo

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        With those clowns at the back for Citeh? It is entirely possible.

    2. Thomas Magnum
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Spot the differential GW36. Shay Given clean sheet against City and is well priced at...

    3. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      My thoughts are they cant be as bad as against Spurs. If they are then aguero will fill his boots.

    4. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Weak on the fullbacks otherwise fine

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Cameron is very good in that position. Actually.

        1. Bøwstring The Carp
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          Can he keep up with Navas though?

          Muniesa on the others hand 😕

    5. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      That looks brilliant for a parked bus.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Yup. Whelan and Bardsley kicking sh!t out of everything.

    6. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Given
      Muniesa, Wollscheid, Shawcross, Cameron, Whelan, Imbula, Bardsley

      Diouf, Joselu, Arnautovic

      ...more likely?

      1. NATSTER
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        It looks more like this. 🙂

    7. Fpl Richie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      A routine 2-0 city win I'd say. No sweat broken.

    8. Billy Gilmore
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Bardsley will be RB

  15. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Free WC incoming?

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I see no other alternative 😉

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      3 week season. Rest invalidated

  16. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    I clicked "confirm" on Kun (C) then I got the "game is updating" page

    I presume it didn't go through?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      if it ever updates you will find out

    2. Rhinos
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      nope

    3. FPL Daniel
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Minutes till we find

    4. Boo Ya Ka Sha
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      what do you want to see when the updating is finished?

    5. Trae44
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Don't think so

    6. Bubz
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      In this case, it automatically puts the C on your goalkeeper I heard

    7. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Nope

    8. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Heh same here, waiting for the update. From Kane, right?

      1. Fred54
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Kane still captain.

  17. Les Bleus
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    In USA, they have programs dedicated to fantasy sports. Why don't we have that in England?

    1. Rhinos
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      They also have lots of guns

    2. FPL Daniel
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      We are 10 years behind 😉

    3. Thomas Magnum
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      They don't have them here in Australia either but then again we don't have 32 Quatrebacks to analyse each week

    4. Mickey Tyrion™
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      People almost always have buy-ins here to join a NFL Fantasy Draft. Don't know if its common to wager money in FPL mini leagues in England like that or not. But could be a difference when so many people are putting money into a pot for something.

    5. Bartowski
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      We used Fantasy Football with Baddiel and Skinner was awesome...

      Some of you younglings won't understand but we used to have to do our fantasy football via the post!

  18. TotalJustice
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    chances of Pelle being benched???
    any info about linups?

  19. ARKANOIIDE
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    This post is dedicated to DOOSRA - i would like to thank you for your recommendations in the beggining of the season - started with Mahrez and Payet, top of all my MLs, thank you and especially the tables ^^

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Oh my

  20. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    UPDATED

  21. The Raging Bull
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    updated

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Relieved

  22. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    broom

  23. Les Bleus
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Updated

  24. Dušan Citizen
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    finally

  25. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Kane (C) 😎

    1. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Can't believe I didn't TC Updated, it was so obvious.

  26. Slartibartfast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    updated

  27. Ha.
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Updated

  28. Gooner97
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Take a bow FPL

  29. Jøssy ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Updated

    1. Sylas
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      *ing

  30. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Crap.

    Left Mahrez, Simpson and Sanchez on the bench......

    #BenchWankery