Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 34

I’ve rarely been so downbeat about a double Gameweek.

Each season we seek them out. Like searching for the local derby in the fixture list, we anticipate them and look to relish every minute of exctitement they can deliver. These are the times we cherish as Fantasy Football managers; friends and family just don’t understand.

But this Gameweek 34 has never really convinced me.

Even before Thursday’s events, the allure of uncertain Manchester United assets, backed the unmagnificent Middlesbrough and Palace candidates, always struggled to appeal.

In midweek our one protagonist bowed out – the single asset who seemed most likely to break the double-digit barrier was cruelly removed from the equation.

It’s almost as if Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s knee buckled under the weight of our double Gameweek expectation.

Without our leading man, it’s now left to uncovincing understudies Christian Benteke and Alvaro Negredo to keep our show on the road. Confidence has taken a knock, but it seems we simply must pin our hopes somwehere.

We’ve seen it all before: previously, 70,000 of us based our double Gameweek prospects on a certain Stephane Sessegnon, such is our willingness to seek out that one big return.

Splintered over six days, the agony and anxiety of Gameweek 34 is set to be strung out and prolonged. We could easily end up heading into Wednesday praying for a Middlesbrough clean sheet and cheering every Ben Gibson clearance. If ever you needed to build a case on how Fantasy Football can warp your view of the beautiful game, there it is right there.

But this is perhaps part of the appeal of double Gameweeks. We spend the season steadily building around in-form assets, working towards any template that arises, then these end of season events arrive to shake things up and promote unlikely heroes.

The words Negredo and Triple Captain were never meant to sit within the same sentence. Just as Carroll and Triple Captain jarred twelve months ago.

But no matter how much we attempt to anticipate and strategise, somehow it seems these double Gameweeks creep up on us, forcing us down the most unexpected avenues.

Benteke and Negredo now have the opportunity to carve their names in Fantasy Football folklore over the course of the next seven days.

Clearly, Zlatan, for all his bravado, titles and winners medals, just couldn’t handle that kind of pressure. Sessegnon set the bar too high.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. JÆKS ⭐
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    I'm going to watch Bournemouth vs Boro, what is wrong with me?

    1. Ibracadabra
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Nothing. Everything is so so right with you.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      You have an addiction.

      1. JÆKS ⭐
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Googled it, might be the Negredo-syndrome

    3. T444
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      It's not televised

      1. JÆKS ⭐
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        None of the games are here in Belgium 😀

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        So.

      3. Donkey_Sanctuary
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        It is televised. Just not in the UK. There are many ways to watch it should you wish to

    4. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Radio 5 Live all the way

    5. JÆKS ⭐
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Haha it's on top of the page as well

    6. nkhoughton
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Is it on TV?

    7. vectorman
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      You got fox soccer premium haven't you. 😉

      1. JÆKS ⭐
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        I live in Belgium, so I'll have to rely on some crappy streams online 😀 But they aren't streaming any games on tv here unfortunately.

        1. Donkey_Sanctuary
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Why not get a good stream? There are so many available it seems daft to watch a crappy one which buffers all the time

  2. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    King and Negrado. Lets go boys!!

    1. drughi
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      hoping for a 0-0

      1. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Hoping for 10-10

        1. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          With 10 king and 10 Gibson goals

  3. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Talk about Ake starting today.

    1. Feeling_blue
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Conte said he would in place of Cahill. Said he has 2 players in each position ie Ake is Cahill's backup, Terry for Luiz and Zouma for Azpi

  4. Scholes Balls
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Predictions for the early games ?

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Bournemouth 10-0 Middlesborough

      1. Lav
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        King all 10

      2. BobBradleysOpportunity
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        I've got a similar scoreline but the other way
        0-10

      3. red devil 7
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        unlikely

    2. T444
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      At least 8 goals in the Middlesborough game.

    3. Alnair
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      BOU 2 - 0 MID
      HUL 1 - 0 WAT
      SWA 2 - 1 STK
      WHU 1 - 3 EVE

  5. Feeling_blue
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    My rival's keepers are Robles and Foster, plus he has Olsson and Mcauley

    1. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      His team is also dedd?

      1. Feeling_blue
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        It is now

    2. T444
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I would bench boost

    3. Mark-O
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      0 0 0 0

  6. Rainer
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    This Negredo captaincy haul will be one for the grandchildren!

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Haha

    2. red devil 7
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      hi grandpa.

    3. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Has he got grandchildren.

  7. the snazzy viking
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Lincoln promoted

    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Abraham?

      1. Gaz Downright
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        😐

  8. ljuta zena
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Olsson out the team

    1. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Sherlock alert

  9. Lav
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Dear Josh King,

    Please score a brace or hatty, its really needed. However do it after 60 mins when you force Gibson off. Do this for all of those who have had you before your hatty against West Ham.

    Regards,
    Lav & other FFS members who want this

    1. Feeling_blue
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I'd prefer Gibson to score and King to score a hattrick

    2. F4L
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      being a Chambo and (K)ing owner, yes plz

    3. Fitzy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Probably too close to kick-off for him to log in and read this.

    4. Moose™
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      This

    5. ljuta zena
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      My cap this week, feeling proud

  10. F4L
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    This Negredo bandwagon will crash and burn

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      you should worry about your own team

    2. NATSTER
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I did join. A bit regretted. But I hope it will turn to be the right one.

    3. Lav
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Saved my transfer this week

    4. Prison Mike
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Haters gonna hate

    5. Ravager
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      This forum is gonna be interesting in a few

      1. Ravager
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Woah, reply fail but still kinda works.

    6. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Sorry pal, Bemba gets the +1 here 😛

      1. F4L
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        😛 Lets see who's right in a couple of hours

        1. Rainer
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          If he blanks today, I only got him in for Sunderland 😉

          1. F4L
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            😆 That's all that will be discussed tonight on here

  11. Mark-O
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    What are the reasons for TC Negredo now rather than Kane or Sanchez in dgw36/37?

    1. Lone Wolf FPL
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      use WC in 36

    2. El-Kloppico
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      big balls..
      Punt"

  12. NATSTER
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    A bit regretted to do Origi -> Negredo as I expect goals in game of LIV v CPL.

    Hope I will be glad after at the end of GW.

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      LIV vs CRY will finish 0-0

      1. NATSTER
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Hope for Liverpool to get 3 points.

    2. Licious Lizard
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      You won't. Trust me 😉

      1. NATSTER
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Hope you are right. 🙂

  13. Krafty Werks
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    No Robles, Fabio or Olssen here...nice!!

  14. Sonic Huth
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    WC activate? gw36 TC SANCHEZ!!!!

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      hows dat.. game still updating..
      Awaiting to activate mine too

      1. Sonic Huth
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        I'll take that as a yes!

  15. Deano
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    On a WC what do you think of this?

    How many of these are we going to cope with in the next 3 hours?

    A. 0-10
    B. 11-20
    C. 21-30
    D. 31-40
    E. 41-50
    F. Far too many of the fockers!

    1. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      G

    2. Sonic Huth
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      H

  16. Numb
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    I don't have Negredo. Anyone have a big sofa I can hide behind?

    1. CloudSky
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      They dont make that big of Sofas.

      1. Numb
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        🙁 😮

    2. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      There is no hiding from Alvaro!

    3. Sonic Huth
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Negredo 4 pointer incoming

    4. Licious Lizard
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I am sittting behind a hassock myself. Can look above it - so no real point, but he ho

    5. TOPCAT1960
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Wouldnt worry too much tbh

    6. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      He's not that highly owned so relax. Numb out

      1. Deano
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Straws again!

    7. ljuta zena
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I have only Zaha and dont need sofa

    8. Individual
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Normally, when Negredo has a good fixture, are you worried?

      1. Deano
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Not when they're desperate to stay up and name an attacking structure!

  17. Dušan Citizen
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Why wouldn't Negredo score a hatty?

    1. Badgevilla
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Cos god doesn't exist

    2. Numb
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      If he does, Mark and Jonty will be recounting the events of this week for years to come.

    3. ljuta zena
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Bcs he didnt all the season

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        There is a first time for everything 😉

    4. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Because he's an average striker for a poor team in a pretty bad fixture? If this was a SGW, no-one would be vaguely considering bringing him in.

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        He is far better than average. Class.

    5. Licious Lizard
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Donkgredo

  18. matiakez
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Today's the day for Baines.

    1. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      to score an og and get sent off

    2. Moose™
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Started Robertson instead of Baines. Ugh.

    3. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Finally benched him, so a pen will defo happen

  19. HurriKane
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    When will the lolling begin .

    Expect lots of them for either negredo owners or non ownets 😀

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Lukaku will punish sellers too.

      1. Number Four
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Nah, Lukaku is average. Does ok because he's their only striker.

        No goals today.

        1. HurriKane
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          thanks for the jinx. watch him destroy whu now 😉

          1. Number Four
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            No chance fam

        2. Donkey_Sanctuary
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          How is a player who has broken a lot of goal scoring records and is wanted by many top clubs average?

    2. Lone Wolf FPL
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      thats obvious isn't it

    3. red devil 7
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      lol at negredo owners

  20. Jigger & Pony
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Can't believe I am already looking to transfer Negredo out in Gw35. Gabbiadini?

    1. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Oh yes

    2. Moose™
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Hell yes.

    3. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Even when next scores 6 in the next two, he'll still become Gabbi next week!

  21. Ninja Škrtel
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    me after the deadline. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/whid1.gif

    1. ljuta zena
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      hahhhahaaaahhhaaaahahahaahah

    2. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      That's a bad actor Oscar in the BG.

  22. Bring on the shots
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Surely you can't be annoyed or lol at Negrado if he gets 2 points today ... he has 2 matches to smash the gameweek with!

    1. red devil 7
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      unless he sees red in the first half.

      1. mcrayeps
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Ouch

    2. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      i wud be upset if he dosnt score a hatty in each game

  23. Badgevilla
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    I'll get the ball rolling shall I.. lol @ Negredo owners

    1. UnitedFan
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      lol

    2. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      lool

    3. Lone Wolf FPL
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      you know that lol should start AFTER someone fail, right?

      1. Badgevilla
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        It's Negredo being captained im sure the percentages of being right are in my favour

      2. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Lol @mlexer

        1. Badgevilla
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          This^

    4. Sonic Huth
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Nailed it

    5. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Lol @me

      1. Lone Wolf FPL
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        this

  24. Fred54
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Only have Gibson and Lukaku today.

    Lost Siggy and Groscki. Passed on Negredo.

    More of a case of hoping I took the right turns.

    1. Origi-nal
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Everyone is hoping they took the right turns

  25. TheTinman
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Borough cleanie please

  26. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Lol at everyone

    1. Lone Wolf FPL
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      sometimes it's better just to read not to write

  27. Number Four
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Negredo will get four goals and one assist this game week.

    1. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Nope, he won't

      1. Number Four
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Yes he will

    2. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Your name is number four, but you talk a number two.

    3. Sonic Huth
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      *4 points

    4. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      come on just 4? id say double hatty is the minimum 😉

    5. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      come on man, that's a little optimistic, 2 goals and 1 assist is more realistic

  28. BobBradleysOpportunity
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    boro 3 at the back? lots of crosses for negredo to get on the end of?

  29. FISSH
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Just realised now, after the deadline how bad Middlesbrough actually are and why on earth have I captained Negredo??

    1. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      cuz he has two games, and plays two poor defences

  30. Dele
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Negredo 3 goals over 2 games, 1 assist and maximum BAPS!

    Allvvaarrrooooooooo!!!!!

    Points 🙂

    1. Licious Lizard
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Negredo=Deg Roen