634x258 The Knee Jerk
30 September 2013 3489 comments
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Romelu Lukaku flexes his substantial Fantasy football muscles to wreck the Newcastle defence and leave us re-assessing our forward lines yet again. Meanwhile, the withdrawal of Hatem Ben Arfa and a transformed second-half showing from Newcastle has his owners hovering over the panic button.

The Game Changer

Lukaku simply ran riot in the first half with the Newcastle back four unable to cope with his pace and power. Having transformed and won the game at Upton Park from the bench, this evening, the Belgian dismantled the Magpies with a brace and an assist that put the game out of reach.

We shouldn’t be surprised by Lukaku’s impact. We saw last season that, when he is given pitch time, he can deliver, with 17 goals from just 20 league starts at West Brom. Jose Mourinho may feel that his game is not refined enough for the Chelsea squad but Lukaku has nonetheless proved to be hugely effective on the Premier League stage.

Fantasy managers now have to carefully consider their front lines. Lukaku at 7.6 and rising in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) will clearly represent outstanding value if he can replicate the strike rate shown at the Hawthorns. On tonight’s evidence, there’s every chance he can achieve that and more, putting further pressure on the three slots in our squad.

The Underused

It seems almost folly to discuss yet another option up front but we shouldn’t ignore Loic Remy’s late goal which left the Goodison nerves jangling. Three goals in three starts underline the Frenchman’s impact that, while less explosive than Lukaku’s at Everton, has been no less effective.

Available in the same FPL price bracket, Remy’s performance will likely be overlooked but, having been shifted to a central role in place of Papiss Cisse tonight, it’s clear that Remy will, quite literally, be central to their aspirations this season.

The Selection Poser

Hatem Ben Arfa’s withdrawal at half-time took everyone by surprise and yet, minutes later, his replacement Yohan Cabaye, scored from range to hand the Magpies an unlikely lifeline. Despite attempting to focus play through Ben Arfa in the first half, Alan Pardew took the decision to replace him with the more combative Cabaye for the second period and the change appeared to pep up the visitors as they came close to an unlikely comeback.

The reason behind the change is uncertain. Certainly Alan Pardew gave no indication of an injury in his post-match comments, leaving Ben Arfa’s owners frustrated at the curtailed pitch time and somewhat anxious that the mercurial winger may have fallen out of favour ahead of the Gameweek 7 trip to Cardiff. We await further noises from St James’ Park.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Scottys Army
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Granville

    Any official timescale for bradys injury yet ?

    I have heard anyhting from 7 days up to 6 weeks on here.

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      6 weeks?

      7-10 days over int break was what I heard with him not missing a game

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    2. Last Resort...
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Nice! My seed planting of 6 weeks is working ! Muhahaha. It's actually ~7-10 days off, and then I bet he gets eased back in with an appearance or two from the bench.

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      1. Scottys Army
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        their a 1 man team

        brucey knows that

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      2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        he won't be eased back

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      3. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        He is playing under injection this weekend. Notlike they are protecting him.

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  2. the Penman
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    I looked through the top 5 players to see their secrets.

    Turns out they're the top 5 so far because they picked all the right players just in time for them to score big each week. #affirmingtheconsequent

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    1. Al Pacino
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      #captainobvious

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  3. only2
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Who is the best £4,0 defender to get? Need to replace never-ever playing braford.. 😛

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    1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Baker 3.9

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      1. only2
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        baker looks awsome, nice upcoming fixtures for AVL, but how secure is hes spot?

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    2. Dial Square
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Burner seems nailed on and Cardiff better than Palace

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      1. only2
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        yeah, Burner looks good value!

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    3. Well you know, Triffic
      • 15 Years
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      Faye

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  4. Crabster
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    That figures... Its very lucky..

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  5. SpinyNorman [*_*]
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Delph > Brady for -4

    Yay or nay?

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    1. ~SpartakMac
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Not for me...

      Better options out there, Amalfitano et.al.

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  6. David silva
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Migs(Boruc)
    Coleman, Zab, Fonte (ferdinand, Chester)
    Michu, Hba, Ozil, Brady (JWP)
    Giroud, Soldado, Rooney

    Ferdinand to Rosenoir and than Soldado to Suarez for a hit? Means defense will be week until I can get some money in the bank and plan to do that with Rooney to Benteke when he is back.
    Or should I just hold Soldado, HELP!

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    1. Benjimaate
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Stay as is.

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  7. meule
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Mignolet/Harper
    Coleman, Vidic, Mertesacker
    Eriksen, Michu, Oscar, Moses
    Rooney, Sturridge, Giroud
    (Whittingham, Baker, Chester)

    A) Giroud+Moses > Suarez+ Barkley and then sturridge to benteke when's fit
    B) Keep FT

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  8. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Guys,

    Oscar --> Sigurdsson?

    http://www.chelsea-mad.co.uk/head_to_head/chelsea/vs/norwich_city/index.shtml

    Chelsea seem to suck VS norwich @ Norwich?

    http://www.mehstg.com/whustats.htm

    Spurs seem to OWN vs WHU & have nice fixtures after?

    Eriksen, Sigurdsson or Paulinho?

    Thanks 🙂

    Lost @ Bottom.

    I think Sigs is nailing himself on with such epic performances.

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      chelsea are unbeaten v norwich since 1994. you don't know ur facts.

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      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Okay smartarse

        From an FPL perspective.

        Chelsea suck vs norwich

        Less than 1 goal per game since 1994.

        I know my facts.

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  9. ~SpartakMac
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Good week apart from Terry on the bench, curses...

    But onto other matters, how does Breaking Bad compare to The Sopranos/The Wire for those who've watched both?

    Watch the finale today (only episode I've seen mind) but not sure if it can be put on the same level as Tony & the gang.

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    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      You watched the finale of Breaking Bad first? 5 seasons set up that finale!

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    2. Last Resort...
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I watched and loved the Sopranos, but in my opinion no other television series is even in the same league as Breaking Bad. It's by far the best series I have ever watched.

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      1. ~SpartakMac
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Well I'll definitely going to give it a watch, just thought that last episode had nothing on the last episode of The Sopranos - writing wise, just didn't have the same depth.

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    3. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      you watched the finale first?!.
      .
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      ._.

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    4. Red20
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Oh no you couldn't have!
      The finale is the only one I have left out of the 5 seasons!!

      Intense!

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  10. notoriousbmp
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    RMT

    Migs

    Mert dawson Shaw

    HBA Michu Brady Ramsey

    Suarez rooney Giroud

    Subs: Zabs Barckey Coleman

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    1. notoriousbmp
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      *barkley

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    2. Venom Snake
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Why is zab on the bench

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      1. notoriousbmp
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        But who should i take off for him

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        1. Red20
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          I'd play Zabs over Shaw.. You will be hoping Michu scores v Shaw

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  11. Jax
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    so 3 weeks from tonight crystal palace v fulham is on. will anyone have any players from either team?

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    1. Hibbo
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      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      No. Had Berba for ages last year. Once bitten twice shy.

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  12.  ⓖⓐⓩⓩⓐ™
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Hi guys am I mad to do these transfers for -12 hit?

    Collins. > Terry
    Ben Arfa > Ramsey
    Eriksen > Barkley
    Giroud > Suarez

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      could work

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      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        no it won't. -12 is stupid.

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    2. Scottys Army
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      great moves

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        care to reply to my Brady dilemma over the page?

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        1. Scottys Army
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          i will

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  13. Jeremiah
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Is Mirallas, Bony & Soldado > Brady, Lukaku & Suarez for (-8) crazy ?

    Or could just do Mirallas and Soldado > Brady & Suarez

    Thoughts ? 🙂

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    1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      See below man, headwrecking. I'm saying do it but I can't talk myself into doing my own plan.

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  14. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Was gonna do -12 last week to get Suarez and Lukaku for Benteke and Giroud, didn't do it. #Guttedbeyondbelief.
    Got Sturridge for Benteke yesterday but really really want Suarez.

    A) Rooney -- Suarez, Toure -- Davies -8
    B) Stick.

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I should take more hits, was going to get lukaku and ramsey but didn't

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    2. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Stick

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    3. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Rooney and Toure out? Thats nuts.

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  15. The Machine
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    New strategy to reach level 2

    Say anything anti-Nate

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    1. Al Pacino
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Nobody even cares about levels... 🙄

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    2. Scottys Army
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      i hate nate

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    3. hnmfm
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      anything anti-Nate

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    4. Crouch Potato!
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I thought you would have been an uncle! I guess I ignored the little signs.

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    5. PB-THE-VET
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      🙂 +1 for u

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  16. notoriousbmp
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Michu or barkley

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    1. Telpuialion
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Michu i think. But Barkley isnt a bad shout either. I would say decide based on your funds.

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  17. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Ah, that awkward moment when the game updates you see you've lost your H2H to the mighty team known as...
    Average.
    The nightmare continues.

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    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      BTW, the game HASN'T updated yet before you all switch tab!

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I have drawn a H2H with Doosra

      wonder which is worse

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      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        I won't comment, I'm in his bad books 😉

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    3. Minty
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Roy for the past 4 weeks I've lost to below average

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      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Hi Minty, long time, no see.

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    4. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      when i first starting playing couple season back...I was like, who names their team "Average"??...have some ambition

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      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        haha, me too

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  18. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Soldado to lukaku crazy? I'm in desperate need to free up some money

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    1. truncheon
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Really not crazy at all. Especially if you need the funds.

      Only real plus for Soldado over Lukaku seems to be nailed on and penalties.

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      1. truncheon
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Also, one Cup less for you to worry about Lukaku rotation isn't it??

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  19. Guy Demel's SH
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Walker or Enrique? I already have Migs

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  20. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Can any Man City fans tell me what they think will happen with their defence following their defeat to Aston Villa? Will Kolorov keep his place and play vs Everton or will Clichy come in?

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      man city fans will know as much as non city fans mate.

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    2. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      LB spot is in the air I think, its hard to say. Zabs, Kompany and Stasic are nailed on

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    3. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Everyone dropped.

      Clichy- Lescott- Garcia- Richards.

      😆

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    4. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I'd say Kolarov will play next week.

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  21. Tim Canterbury
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    autosubs on

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    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Chester and collins coming on for Evra. Oh wait.

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  22. Del Monte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    ramsey rising again tonight

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  23. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    I got a grand total of 13 points from my back 8 this week :(.

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  24. The Machine
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Yes Rooney off the bench!

    Thank God Walcott didn't play

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  25. FPL Daniel
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    The plan: This week Suarez for Teke, next week Sturridge to Lukaka. Will have the best striking force atm

    Rooney Suarez Lukaka.

    Thoughts..?. Only need to find 2m for Michu and all is set 🙂

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    1. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Good plan

      Unelss Lukaku thrashes City

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      not bad plan. I am going sturridge lukaku and rooney.

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    3. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Do you not think VP will fire up, Daniel? I'm desperately trying to find a reason to keep him.

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        He will fire up definitely. But is he worth 14m...?

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    4. Scottys Army
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Dan

      So you think selling sturridge is the best option as i have

      rooney suarez and sturridge currently

      but want luk for week 8

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Keep this week we are gonna reasses next week. Lukaka has City..

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    5. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      By front 3 this gw.

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    6. Red20
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Had Rooney Suarez Lukaku this week..

      Rooney (C) !

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  26. gers23
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    Miralles to Ramsey now or wait?

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    1. Midtable
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Didnt kevin get a knock

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  27. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Giroud or Rvp out for Suarez ?

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  28. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
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    Lampard to that WBA lad or Paulinho..?

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    1. LewanGOALski
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I am keeping him. I really wanna have 2 FTs during int. break

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  29. hnmfm
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Sturridge and Suarez are equals points wise, right or wrong?

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    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Sturridge has had some really lucky goals so far this season. Suarez much better player and will score more imo

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