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Continuing our new series – this week’s “Masterplan” considers the midfield – without doubt the key area for all Fantasy Managers in a season which has seen the 3-5-2 established as the dominant formation.

The Problem

We’ve an embarrassment of riches in midfield areas. With Nani remaining almost essential and with double gameweek’s looming for the likes of Arsenal and Chelsea, how do we best configure our midfield selection to maximise returns?

Plan A

The safe option, packed with confirmed big-hitters boasting set-piece dominance.

Both Chelsea and Arsenal have to be a priority given that they face double fixtures in gameweek 33. Both have decent attacking form and offer options with the potential to “explode” with double figure returns. Frank Lampard looks by far the best option in Carlo Ancelotti’s midfield which reduces funds for the other four slots. Samir Nasri perhaps presents the best pick in the Arsenal engine room right now, although he could be vulnerable to rotation with Arsene Wenger also presented with plethora of options. Cesc Fabregas, given the selection of Lampard looks an expensive choice; as for Andrey Arshavin – can we really trust him to hold his form? Debatable and a risk as a result.

Nani is a given – it’s just too much of a gamble to overlook him. That leaves two spots with Rafael Van der Vaart, Ashley Young, Charlie Adam and Tim Cahill all offer strong appeal in the mid-price. Budget options meanwhile include the in-form Jamie O’Hara, Villa’s Marc Albrighton and the double gameweek appeal of Birmingham’s Craig Gardner.

For me, Van der Vaart is just too influential to overlook – there’s a risk that he’ll be rested but setbacks for Gareth Bale and Aaaron Lennon looks to have secured his starts for decent short-term fixtures, even with the Champions League tie with Real Madrid beckoning.

That leaves one spot – and, budget permitting, Ashley Young and his set-pieces just about edges over Tim Cahill, with Charlie Adam lined up for a transfer in for gameweek 33 to catch three consecutive home matches.

Plan B

A lighter option, still reliant on a couple of heavyweights but with two cut price selections and just a hint of a differential.

Go for Nani, Lampard and Nasri to capture the gameweek 33 doubles and then opt for Jamie O’Hara with either Adam or Albrighton taking up the fifth spot. Albrighton might well fair better over his next two gameweeks (eve NEW), with Adam facing a gameweek 34 clash with Arsenal. That’s his first of four home matches however, a factor that will surely see him get the nod for many Fantasy Managers from gameweek 33.

Plan C

Differentials are the objective here with a mini-league gap to close, although the foundations remain sound with two reliable expensive options.

Keep Nani and opt for Lampard to protect against big scores but go for the less popular Arshavin to cover the Arsenal double fixture. Gamble on Tim Cahill’s fitness for his three favourable fixtures (AVL wol BLA) and look to Villa’s Marc Albrighton to cover their kind run. Use the final slot to really hunt that differential – take a risk on the in-form Luka Modric who is pulling in Bonus points and could find goals and assists given Tottenham’s run of forthcoming opponents (wig STK ARS WBA). It’s still important to keep Adam on the watchlist for his run of home games.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Demí
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    CRICKET

    How about this for the script to end all scripts:

    India batting 2nd, and are 2 runs away from victory with only 1 wicket left. Tendulkar is on Strike on 99 and is clean bowled by Murali in his last ball in One day Cricket

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      So it would upset everybody except the chucker? 😀

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      1. Demí
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        😆

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      ...but Murali gets called for a no-ball (for chucking), and Sachin caresses the free hit for four through the covers.

      Riot averted.

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    3. The Assassin-Faced BabyDave
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      YAWN

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  2. tosey
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    how do i get the app for premierleague.com? not a clue with all this iphone stuff worked out how to text and use facebook so far

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Log in with your username at:

      http://m.fantasy.premierleague.com/M/home.mc

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      1. tosey
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        cheers mmw

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    2. The Artist
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      gotta be honest, if you're using an iphone, the regular site is SO much better to use than the mobile version.

      Since I started using my htc, I haven't visited the mobile site once.

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  3. Back on the horse
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    For AB's FT game

    Zigic
    Beattie
    Beckford

    'ftw'?

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    1. MAD
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      Ba, Varney, Bent

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    2. MAD
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      Where can I sign up for this game.. or am I too late?

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      1. Back on the horse
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        http://applebonkers.wordpress.com/category/forward-thinking/

        a few weeks late, but you could catch up.

        you think Varney more likely to play/score over Beattie?

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        1. MAD
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          Varney had a few goals disallowed last GW. He's looked dangerous.

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  4. Scroobius Mac
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    Who would you expect to score more this week Nasri or Silva?
    It involves a 4 pt hit but as I'm going to take one next week to do the same move Nasri only needs to get 1 pt more to be worth it.

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    1. MAD
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      I think they will score about the same this week tbh.

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      1. Scroobius Mac
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        Yeah I can't see there being much in it personally only thing is I could more feasibly see Arsenal ripping B'burn to shreds than City doing the same to Sunderland.

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        1. mikeywoodward
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          Even if arsenal rip them to shreds nothign says nasri will be involved.

          silva is pretty much integral to city where as nasri isnt

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  5. Dragan Stojkovic
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    Is Hoilett playing wide on the right/left for Blackburn or up front?

    Thinking of going 3-5-2 for a few weeks and having him as the cheap third striker option but if he is playing in midfield I may wait till next week and put DJ back in.

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    1. MAD
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      Go DJ or Ba over Hoilett imo.

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  6. Optimus.
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    well lads did hart>>mignolet zigic>>suarez

    foster(minolet)

    smalling hangaland coleman(huth,kelly)

    nasri adam vdv nani(young)

    rvp(c) suarez rooney

    would ye leave it as it is or maybe bring in huth or young?cheers

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  7. Retro
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    FOOD

    Just about to tuck into a Scotch Egg.

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    1. ralphypne
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      SCOTH EGGS:

      got the black pepper and mayo on?

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      1. Demí
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        MAYO

        Hellmann's or Other?

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        1. ralphypne
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          OTHER

          Heinz or Tesco?

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Other - Co-Op!

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          1. Soop
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            Regarding mayonnaise, I say premium. I'd go cheap on mustard though.

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            1. ralphypne
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              Massive priority mixup here.

              Soop, what mustard do you go for out of interest?

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                1. ralphypne
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                  Never tried that. Good?

                  I like Maille Original Dijon ALOT. I even dip my carrot sticks in it.

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                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                    Their tomato sauce is hell, but their mustard is heaven!!! 🙂

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      2. Retro
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        Hmmm. Pepper might be nice. I'm not very saucy, so no Mayo, thanks.

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  8. ralphypne
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    is RVP going to play this weekend? didn't look good when he limped off.

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    1. MAD
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      dead leg supposedly

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      1. ralphypne
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        does that translate to a yes?

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    2. MAD
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      should be fine imo

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  9. Pack The Ripper
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    Guys is Rooney worth hanging onto?

    If i transfer him out for Berba, i will have enough to upgrade Nasri\VDV\A Young to Lampard.

    Good move?

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    1. tosey
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      im getting rid of rooney but i wouldnt bring in berba

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      1. Hybrid.power
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        Hang on to him for this weekend anyways.

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    2. hmmm
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      I'm thinking of holding onto him for another 2 weeks and then swapping him for Gyan.

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  10. No Pirlo No Party
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    Well back to fantasy football after a nice little break...

    Team this GW:

    Foster
    Luiz - Smalling - Dawson
    Lampard - Nani - VDV - Adam - OHara
    Rooney - RVP(c)

    Bench: Begovic - Walker - Welbeck - Bramble

    Thoughts? Thinking of saving my transfer...

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
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      Thats a good team and I dont see why you'd need to make a trasfer

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      1. No Pirlo No Party
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        Cheers KOL, played my WC last GW so pretty set up at the moment.

        Keeping an eye on the Smalling situation, but he should be okay for couple more weeks?

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        1. Kings of Lyon ★
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          From what i've seen mate smalling looks to hav his place for a couple of weeks yet.

          Good WC team.

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    2. Sess!
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      Wilcarded? That's scarily similar to the team I'm trying to achieve

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  11. Demí
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    CRICKET

    Will be finished on saturday... so all the moaning can come to an end :lol:'

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      But the Season starts the next weekend but one!!! 😀

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      1. Kings of Lyon ★
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        As does the masters and F1 race will be on and I'm sure theres snooker... 🙂

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  12. Back on the horse
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    Breaking Bad:

    Anyone think they have based the Saul Goodman character on Ari from Entourage?

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    1. Soop
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      Still not seen it >____<

      I may even rent the series through Love Film if I can't think of anything else to get

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      1. herman murman
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        Breaking Bad is a great show, i have only seen the 1st series though

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      I thought they based it on Sean Penn's character from Carlito's Way. With less manic coke sniffing.

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      1. Back on the horse
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        Well, I've only just watched the ep when he first appears. good addition.

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        1. Drip Doctor
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          How good is Entourage, i've always wanted to watch it but it's got like 7 seasons or something like that, that's a lot of catching up!

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          1. stilicho
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            It appears to be Sex and the City for blokes.

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            1. MAD
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              haha, haven't thought about it before, but it's exactly like sex and the city for blokes 😛

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            2. Drip Doctor
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              Sounds decent.

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          2. Andy
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            Watch the first two (maybe three) seasons of Entourage, that'll be more than enough and they were watchable. It just rinses and repeats the same storylines all the time though - or did until I gave in and word doesn't seem to be any different.

            Vince in dilemma... Vince gets out of dilemma, E has Woman 'trouble', Turtle is there and Drama is a sad sack.

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          3. Back on the horse
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            It's good. The guys are like friends, for people like me who don't have any.

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        2. Attila the Bum
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          Damn good programme, still waiting for Season 3 to appear on Amazon.
          Watching Boardwalk Empire to tide me over, enjoying it too.

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      2. The Artist
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        Admittedly, that still leaves a pretty wide range if coke-sniffing levels!

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    3. Sess!
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      No nothing like it. Breaking bad dicks on entourage any day of the week. Although I do like to watch the occasional entourage for the amount of tits and ass on show

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  13. herman murman
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    Van Persie's son is called Shaqueel. LMAO!

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    1. MAD
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      I thought that was the funniest part of the video as well 😮

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  14. Demí
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    Harry on SSN just now

    VDV will be "wrapped in cotton wool for Madrid game"

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    1. tosey
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      good good as both rivals have him 🙂

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    2. hillbillypete
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      so he wont be playin this weekend then?

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    3. Kings of Lyon ★
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      Ineresting but with Bale & Lennon out they cant drop him.

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      1. hillbillypete
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        i think lennon will be back unless u have heard otherwise?

        modic has played on left before and pienaar on right.

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        1. Kings of Lyon ★
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          Iv heard nothing just seen a few people say that on here....

          I kinda want VDV to play & score big... hes only got me 4 pts all season :/

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          1. hillbillypete
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            lennon has been a poor buy for me...need to get rid really

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            1. Kings of Lyon ★
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              He had potential mate.

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              1. hillbillypete
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                i know...always seems to play well but no returns

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      2. tosey
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        modric huddlestone palacios kranjcar ?

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        1. Demí
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          14 years, 8 months ago

          Sandro instead of thudd maybe

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        2. Kings of Lyon ★
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          yeah true, could even throw sandro into the mix aswell...

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    4. Hybrid.power
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      Lord, this doesn't sound good for the weekend.

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    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      That'll be ninety minutes, then ... 😉

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  15. TommyK
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    I know I posted this last night, but this video is hilarious:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c

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    1. herman murman
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      frightened!

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    2. Blue Teets
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      LMAO thanks for posting that. Amazing !!

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      1. TommyK
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        Hehe

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    3. Kings of Lyon ★
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      I like it. Do you the band which band covers? dont even think iv heard the original

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      1. TommyK
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        Nope- aftraid not. The original is hilariously bad, you have to listen to it! 😛

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        1. Kings of Lyon ★
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          I cant believe i'm gonna listen to this :/

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        2. Kings of Lyon ★
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          I hate you so much right now :/ That is horrendous!!!!!!!!

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  16. Blue Teets
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    Baconnaise the greatest condiment ever ?

    http://link-shrink.com/9209

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
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      Sweet chilli sauce wins hands down.

      hang on... this isnt fantasy football 😉

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      If United get Sneijder they'd want a really class defensive mid to cover him. Do you think Fletcher can do the job? How do you think he would fit in the formation? Would you play 4-5-1 with Sneijder in the hole? That means one of Berbatov, Hernandez or spudhead would be benched.
      Just curious, he's a cracking player but wouldn't he change your style an awful lot?
      Oh and the greatest condiment ever is HP Sauce.

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      1. Demí
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        reply fail 😆

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Why? Look at his name. Oh and I get my saucy tuppence in too.
          So Fail Fail.

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          1. Demí
            • 14 Years
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            lol oh yea, i didnt see that.

            Damning hell :mrgreen:

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Let it be a lesson to you. I never fail 😛

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              1. Demí
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                I'll catch you out one day squire 😆

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                1. Attila the Bum
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                  You'll have to get up very early in the morning to catch me Father - veeeeery eaaaarly in de mornin

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              2. Retro
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                except when your ranking went down to 900000000

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                1. Attila the Bum
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                  Shush you.

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          2. Funkyav
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            Attila - i see this morning that Newcastle are after Shane Long. He looked v good against Uruguay. what do u think?

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              He looks alright, I missed the Uruguay match but whenever I've seen him he looks a hard working solid enough player.
              We are also strongly linked to a £10m bid for Carlton Cole - that would be pretty shite. I'd prefer Long, he's not going to set the world on fire but he's a useful 10-15 goal a season striker. I'd be happy if we got the likes of Gervinho who we're also strongly linked with too.

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              1. Funkyav
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                ok check out the highlights if u can, i was really impressed. v similar to Doyle i guess but i do think that Doyle could play at a higher level (apologies to any Wolves fans).

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                1. Attila the Bum
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                  Will do. I actually quite like Doyle too to be honest, I think he works the channels well.

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      2. TommyK
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        Best sauce ever is definitely tabasco.

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        1. yer old da
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          I'll see your tabasco and raise you a Reggae Reggae - put some music in your food. 😉

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      3. Blue Teets
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        Two strikers are always preferres ad OT and you can't have the wing play SAF wants with a man in the hole.

        He will play English style CM like fatty.

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        1. Blue Teets
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          Grammar FAIL.

          *preferred at

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            Do you think Fletcher will be able to cope with the increased defensive duties?
            If I was Fergie I would prefer Schweinsteiger to Sneijder - I think he'd suit United more.

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            1. Blue Teets
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              Schweiner is 1st choice no doubt!

              Fletch is a jack-of-all master of none type player.

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              1. pompeyfan
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                Sneijder will no way go to Man Utd. They wouldn't pay the fee required, they couldn't afford his wages. He wouldn't want to go there. When is the last time a world class player at the top of their game went there? I think that is enough reasons.

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                1. Blue Teets
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                  You've obviously never heard of Bebe or Kleberson...

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                2. TommyK
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
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                  Berbatov and Tevez weren't exactly that long ago were they? 😕

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                  1. pompeyfan
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                    They were good players but not world class and certainly not in the same league as Wes

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    3. ralphypne
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      That sounds wrong. Have you had it??

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      1. Blue Teets
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        Ye it is AMAZING no joke lol. I was horrified at first tho, they goin crazy for it in US..obviously

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        1. MAD
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          I bet it hasn't seen bacon in it's whole life.

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          1. TommyK
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            See below

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    4. TommyK
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      LOL "Baconnaise is suitable for vegetarians"

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  17. TommyK
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    Is it just me or is the old guy in this video extremely dodgy?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXpyekMzcGY

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      The whole video is extremely dodgy!!! 🙂

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    2. MAD
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      Isn't it his dad? The pea.

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    3. MAD
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      no it is not... I fail

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    4. Goose
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      Can't watch the video right now but I'm guessing from what your saying it's something to do with Jens?

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        No it's an advert with Chicharito and there's an old guy in it whose only purpose appears to be to look dodgy!

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  18. Retro
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    I really should be getting commission for starting all these interesting threads about sauce and the like 🙂

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      You're more likely to garner abuse! 😉

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    2. Epic Fail
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      Better than cricket I suppose.

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  19. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    Quick poll: Which squad is stronger?

    A:
    Foster
    Jaaskelainen

    Bardsley
    Coleman
    Huth
    Hangeland
    Vidic

    Nani
    Bale
    Meireles
    Downing
    Arshavin

    Carroll
    Hernandez
    Tevez

    B:
    Foster
    Begovic

    Coleman
    Smalling
    Kolarov
    Huth
    Djourou

    Nani
    Young A
    Dempsey
    Parker
    Barton

    Van Persie
    Bent
    Rooney

    Thanks?

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    1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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      sorry for long post!! 🙂

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    2. Funkyav
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      B

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    3. Fratboy
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      I don't think it's possible for you to have laid this out worse, unless maybe....

      F
      O
      S
      T
      E
      R

      J
      A
      A
      S
      K
      E

      F*ck it

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      1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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        haha, I had it set up nicely but when I posted, it went like that!! Soz!

        any opinions anyway, A or B.

        go on....

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    4. Demí
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      Owwww my eyesss 🙁

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      1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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        a or b mate? please? its important, 🙂

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        1. Demí
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          B mate

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    5. gatzi
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      There's a way to make it not so long....:P

      BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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  20. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
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    God I hate the vatican...... (just thought I'd put that one out there lol)

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    1. Fratboy
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      shhhhh, I'm pretty sure the pope lurks this site

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        • 15 Years
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        I'm not a lurker. Consider yourself excommunicated bitch.

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        1. Fratboy
          • 14 Years
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          If that's not an alias then you will burn for that 😛

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    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Hmmm.

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      1. TommyK
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        • 16 Years
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        It thought you'd be right with me on this one Attila- weren't the hunst the enemies of Christendom? 😛

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
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          Attila was known as The Scourge of God. Wasn't so much Christendom he was after as complete destruction of the Roman Empires (east and west)

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          1. TommyK
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
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            Lovely guy! 😛

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      +42! 🙂

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    4. MAD
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      I hate Israel.

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      1. MAD
        • 15 Years
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        😮 wasn't me...

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    5. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      I hate whatever germs have given me this scratchy throat indicating definite future dose of man-flu.
      I also hate that we have no orange juice left.
      I hate that it's so windy one of my chilliplants blew over. A very promising one too.
      I hate that I'm not a billionaire
      I hate that I'm not in charge of the world
      I hate that I don't have a time machine
      I hate that Scarlett Johansson is now dating Sean Penn
      Just wanted to get that off my chest

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        See- doesn't that feel much better? 😉

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        I reckon you'd want to say a few hail Marys after that. Planted out your chillies already? Bold!

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          In the little plastic greenhouse - not much good in the wind.
          Here I have a question for you, one of the courgette seedlings has appeared and it looks like
          http://www.manchestereventsguide.co.uk/img/full/pop/little-shop-of-horrors-feature.jpg
          Well maybe thats a slight exaggeration but its big. Is that normal?

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
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            Nahhh - that's a little 'un! 😉 Yes, I told you - you need to plan for BIG!!! 😀

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      3. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        No orange juice!?!?!?

        Blasphemy........

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      4. MAD
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        I have that throat thingie too 🙁
        The plant can be saved! If it's broken you can just tape it toghether and mother nature will fix the rest, this if it's just happened though.
        Money doesn't buy happiness.
        Power doesn't buy happiness.
        What would you change and how can you be sure it wouldn't affect your existance right now?
        She is? That bitch!

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
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          She is! Terrible isn't it? She and Beyonce are my Concubine to be #1 and Concubine to be #2. She's in danger of being knocked off the list I tells ya
          The time machine bit would make life a helluva lot easier for me as an archaeologist, FPL player and gambler 🙂

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      5. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        i hate when the valencia rooney partnership is lauded as the best thing since sliced bread despite valencia only assisting 4 of rooney's 26 goals last season

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          surely more then 4 😯

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        2. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Shhhhh....... 😛

          I actually think Valencia could be a godsend for Hernandez- all those early balls into the box for him to run onto.

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          1. Manamongst
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            That's if he actually plays in a league game. Chicharito's form is out the roof, but I'm sure he will be rotated. Sad...and bad timing on my part.

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    6. Fratboy
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      Is this a prayer?

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    7. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      if theres one thing i think the newly highbrow FFS scout should avoid, it's religious debates gentlemen. Everything else is on the table...but no religion.

      if history has taught us anything, it's a never-ending debate that never ends well.

      everyone agreed?

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        I see the vatican as more of a political entity than anything else tbh.

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
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          But yeah religion is a dead end in debating terms.

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      2. Fratboy
        • 14 Years
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        whole-heartedly

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      3. tosey
        • 16 Years
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        and cricket

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          😯

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        2. Fratboy
          • 14 Years
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          +10000000000

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      4. MAD
        • 15 Years
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        +1

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  21. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    this article mentions two players i wont be getting into my team anyway- tim cahill and feckin modric!

    delighted to hear vdv will be wrapped up.

    any news on rvp gents?

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    1. tosey
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      nothing official yet

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    2. MAD
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      he has a son called shaqueeel

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      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
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        🙂

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    3. Fratboy
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      wouldn't be too sure about VDV just yet, but it doesn't sound good

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      1. RMT's Professor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
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        I worried about how the champions league would influence his Prem Playing time when I got him. Surely though it's invaluable for Spurs to be in the Champions League next year and their best shot is top 4. Hhmm...

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  22. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    I agree with RBJ.

    Lately there's more talk about Cricket than football on here!

    NO RELIGION and NO POLITICS.

    (unless its about Coillte forests, aint that right RBJ? 🙂 )

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    1. TommyK
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      No religion I agree with- politics is fun though.

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  23. Boom!!!
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    NEW POST!

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  24. mokumdevils
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Tevez, albrighton (sub) & dempsey out

    Nasri, VDV & SEB (sub) in

    will surely make more points with nasri & VDV? especially with double gameweeks etc...

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    1. Manamongst
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      As weird as this world is, it wouldn't surprise me if Nasri did absolutely NADA, and SEB gets a brace...

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  25. Manamongst
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Milijas or O'Hara this week?

    I need to ship Nasri, Nani or Young and trade for one of the above two Wolves to be able to get RvP.

    Nani would be too early IMO, and getting rid of Nasri would be hustling backwards w/ the DGW coming. Young is due, but I can't risk it. If Ebanks-Blake isn't playing I would feel better grabbing Milijas as Doyle is injured and default spot-kick duties would default to Milijas.

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  26. dribbler
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    that article is complete garbage

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