October
04

The latest episode, created mid-afternoon today, was not recorded amidst a playground, although, at times, the background noise and smutty innuendo would suggest as much.

While the fruit of our loins play merrily in adjacent rooms, Granville and I retire to find some quiet and systematically pull apart another week of Fantasy football with all the usual regulars thrown in. Granville has a 22-point lead to show for his efforts, while I’m doing all I can to remain calm after what can best be described as a false start. The green arrows are coming. Surely they’re coming?

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  1. Which player out of this three to right hand man baines until January transfers: I dont have liverpool or spurs but gibbs is .6 cheaper and Arsenal have proven strong at the back.

    Glen Johnson
    Kyle Walker
    Keiran Gibbs

    • 2 years, 6 months ago
    • 2 years, 6 months ago
  2. they are only 500,000 and 260,000 and they are giving me out advice, eh think i should turn this off

    • 2 years, 6 months ago
  3. Is it worth getting rid of podolski and fellaini for suarez and duff for a 4 point hit?

    • 2 years, 6 months ago
    1. yep - or go for Bale if you have the $$$

      • 2 years, 6 months ago
  4. Morning all

    Who to captain out of this motley crew? ... currently with Bale but think Tevez may do some damage .... or then again Ivanovic ....oooh my head hurts

    Vorm

    Baines, Jagielka, Vertonghen, Ivanovic

    Dembele, Santi Cazorla, Kagawa, Bale

    Tevez, Pogrebnyak

    • 2 years, 6 months ago
  5. Ivanovic or Mcauley? both have clean sheet potentials,

    Otherwise team is:
    Mannone
    Vertonghen, Jenk, McAuley or Ivanovic
    Santi, Fell, Michu, Ramirez, Haz
    Tevez, Ba,

    • 2 years, 6 months ago
    1. Ivanovic is the go to man.

      • 2 years, 6 months ago
  6. Transfer Fellaini out for Bale on GW8?

    • 2 years, 6 months ago

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For Gameweek 33

  • Howard
  • Baines
  • Huth
  • Kolarov
  • Lennon
  • Bolasie
  • Silva
  • Hazard
  • Kane
  • Aguero
  • Murray
  • Bertrand
  • Zaha
  • Vardy

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Goalkeepers

Last updated: 16 Apr, 2015 8:28am
Player Club Factors
No Change Davis SOT B, Rest, £
Up Howard EVE B, Vs
Up Courtois CHE B
Up Schmeichel LEI C, Vs, £
Down Mignolet LIV B
Down Fabianski SWA C
Up Adrián WHM C, Vs
Up Hart MCI C, Vs
Down Ospina ARS B, Rest, £
Up Heaton BRN C, Vs, £

Defenders

Last updated: 14 Apr, 2015 11:50am
Player Club Factors
No Change Ivanovic CHE B
No Change Bertrand SOT B
Up Baines EVE B, Vs
Down Schlupp LEI C, Vs, £
Down Alderweireld SOT B, £
Up Cresswell WHM B, Vs
No Change Dann CPL B
Up Skrtel LIV B
Up Trippier BRN B, Vs
No Change Wollscheid STO C, Vs, Rest, £
Up Rose TOT C, Rest
Up Koscielny ARS B
Down Van Aanholt SUN C, £
Down Dawson WBA C, VsX, £

Midfielders

Last updated: 15 Apr, 2015 9:36am
Player Club Factors
No Change Hazard CHE A
No Change Silva MCI A, Vs
Up Bolasie CPL A, Vs
Up Fellaini MUN B
Up Mata MUN A
Up Fábregas CHE B
Up Cambiasso LEI B, Vs, £
Up Lennon EVE A, Vs
Down Sigurdsson SWA C
Down Sterling LIV B
Down Sánchez ARS B
Down Henderson LIV B
Down Mane SOT C, Vs, Rest
Down Downing WHM C, Vs

Forwards

Last updated: 16 Apr, 2015 10:31am
Player Club Factors
Up Aguero MCI B, Vs
Down Kane TOT B
Up Murray CPL A, £
Up Vardy LEI B, Rest, £
No Change Remy CHE B, Rest, Inj, £
Up Rooney MUN B
Down Giroud ARS A
Up Benteke AVL A, Rest, Inj, £
Up Pellè SOT C, Vs
Down Austin QPR B, VsX, £
Up Lukaku EVE C, Vs, Inj

Selection Factors

A, B, C Current Form
Vs Favourable Fixtures
VsX Unfavourable Fixtures
Rest Rotation Risk
Inj Injured/Returning from Injury
OoP Out of Position
£ Potential Bargain
Sus Suspended/Near Suspension

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