The latest episode, created mid-afternoon today, was not recorded amidst a playground, although, at times, the background noise and smutty innuendo would suggest as much.

While the fruit of our loins play merrily in adjacent rooms, Granville and I retire to find some quiet and systematically pull apart another week of Fantasy football with all the usual regulars thrown in. Granville has a 22-point lead to show for his efforts, while I’m doing all I can to remain calm after what can best be described as a false start. The green arrows are coming. Surely they’re coming?

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1,755 Responses to “The ScoutCast – Episode Eighty Three – Kids”

  1. October 5 at 12:34 pm

    Jafooli says:

    Last….

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  2. October 5 at 10:12 pm

    Guinney says:

    they are only 500,000 and 260,000 and they are giving me out advice, eh think i should turn this off

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  3. October 6 at 8:52 am

    50 Fent says:

    Is it worth getting rid of podolski and fellaini for suarez and duff for a 4 point hit?

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    1. October 7 at 12:22 pm

      ToTT Starrs says:

      yep – or go for Bale if you have the $$$

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  4. October 6 at 9:57 am

    22yards says:

    Morning all

    Who to captain out of this motley crew? … currently with Bale but think Tevez may do some damage …. or then again Ivanovic ….oooh my head hurts

    Vorm

    Baines, Jagielka, Vertonghen, Ivanovic

    Dembele, Santi Cazorla, Kagawa, Bale

    Tevez, Pogrebnyak

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  5. October 6 at 11:39 am

    StayupPompey says:

    Ivanovic or Mcauley? both have clean sheet potentials,

    Otherwise team is:
    Mannone
    Vertonghen, Jenk, McAuley or Ivanovic
    Santi, Fell, Michu, Ramirez, Haz
    Tevez, Ba,

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    1. October 7 at 12:23 pm

      ToTT Starrs says:

      Ivanovic is the go to man.

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  6. October 7 at 12:20 pm

    ToTT Starrs says:

    Transfer Fellaini out for Bale on GW8?

    • 0 replies
     

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No Change Vorm SWA C, Vs
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No Change Vertonghen TOT A, Vs, Rest
Up Luiz CHE A, Vs, Rest
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Up Boyce WIG C, Vs, OoP
Down Bassong NOR B, Vs
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No Change Mata CHE C, Vs, Rest
Up Walcott ARS C, OoP
Up Hazard CHE B, Vs, Rest, Inj
Up Maloney WIG B, Vs, £
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No Change Coutinho LIV B
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Up Kagawa MUN B, Rest
Up Walters STO B
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Up Lukaku WBA B, Vs, Rest
Up Benteke AVL A
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Up Defoe TOT B, Vs, Rest
Down Lambert SOT C, Vs
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