The ScoutCast – Episode Eighty Three – Kids
Filed under: Fantasy Football Podcast - Posted by: Mark
The latest episode, created mid-afternoon today, was not recorded amidst a playground, although, at times, the background noise and smutty innuendo would suggest as much.
While the fruit of our loins play merrily in adjacent rooms, Granville and I retire to find some quiet and systematically pull apart another week of Fantasy football with all the usual regulars thrown in. Granville has a 22-point lead to show for his efforts, while I’m doing all I can to remain calm after what can best be described as a false start. The green arrows are coming. Surely they’re coming?
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| No Change | Hart | MCI | B, Vs |
| Up | Cech | CHE | B, Vs |
| Up | Robles | WIG | C, Vs, £ |
| No Change | Lloris | TOT | C, Vs |
| No Change | Foster | WBA | C, Vs |
| No Change | Vorm | SWA | C, Vs |
| No Change | Mignolet | SUN | B, Vs |
| No Change | De Gea | MUN | A |
| Up | Boruc | SOT | B, Vs, £ |
| No Change | Jääskeläinen | WHM | A |
| No Change | Begovic | STO | C |
| No Change | Howard | EVE | A |
Defenders
| Player | Club | Factors | |
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| No Change | Kompany | MCI | B, Vs, Rest |
| No Change | Vertonghen | TOT | A, Vs, Rest |
| Up | Luiz | CHE | A, Vs, Rest |
| No Change | Baines | EVE | A |
| Up | Boyce | WIG | C, Vs, OoP |
| Down | Bassong | NOR | B, Vs |
| Up | McAuley | WBA | C, Vs |
| Down | Johnson | LIV | B |
| Up | Jones | MUN | A |
| No Change | Sagna | ARS | B |
| Up | Huth | STO | C |
| No Change | Cuéllar | SUN | B, Vs, £ |
| No Change | Rangel | SWA | C, Vs |
| Up | Clyne | SOT | B, Vs, £ |
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| Up | Bale | TOT | A, Vs |
| No Change | Mata | CHE | C, Vs, Rest |
| Up | Walcott | ARS | C, OoP |
| Up | Hazard | CHE | B, Vs, Rest, Inj |
| Up | Maloney | WIG | B, Vs, £ |
| No Change | Y Touré | MCI | B, Vs |
| No Change | Silva | MCI | B, Vs, Inj |
| No Change | Fellaini | EVE | C |
| No Change | Coutinho | LIV | B |
| Up | Morrison | WBA | C, Vs |
| Down | Cazorla | ARS | C |
| No Change | Snodgrass | NOR | B |
| Up | Kagawa | MUN | B, Rest |
| Up | Walters | STO | B |
| Down | Lallana | SOT | C, Vs |
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| Up | Tevez | MCI | A, Vs, Rest |
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| Down | van Persie | MUN | A, Vs |
| Up | Sturridge | LIV | B |
| Up | Lukaku | WBA | B, Vs, Rest |
| Up | Benteke | AVL | A |
| Down | Aguero | MCI | B, Vs, Inj |
| Up | Rodriguez | SOT | A, Vs, £ |
| Up | Defoe | TOT | B, Vs, Rest |
| Down | Lambert | SOT | C, Vs |
| Down | Rooney | MUN | C |
| Up | Carroll | WHM | A, VsX |
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| Down | Remy | QPR | B |
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| Inj | Injured/Returning from Injury |
| OoP | Out of Position |
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October 5 at 12:34 pm
Jafooli says:
Last….
October 5 at 10:12 pm
Guinney says:
they are only 500,000 and 260,000 and they are giving me out advice, eh think i should turn this off
October 6 at 8:52 am
50 Fent says:
Is it worth getting rid of podolski and fellaini for suarez and duff for a 4 point hit?
October 7 at 12:22 pm
ToTT Starrs says:
yep – or go for Bale if you have the $$$
October 6 at 9:57 am
22yards says:
Morning all
Who to captain out of this motley crew? … currently with Bale but think Tevez may do some damage …. or then again Ivanovic ….oooh my head hurts
Vorm
Baines, Jagielka, Vertonghen, Ivanovic
Dembele, Santi Cazorla, Kagawa, Bale
Tevez, Pogrebnyak
October 6 at 11:39 am
StayupPompey says:
Ivanovic or Mcauley? both have clean sheet potentials,
Otherwise team is:
Mannone
Vertonghen, Jenk, McAuley or Ivanovic
Santi, Fell, Michu, Ramirez, Haz
Tevez, Ba,
October 7 at 12:23 pm
ToTT Starrs says:
Ivanovic is the go to man.
October 7 at 12:20 pm
ToTT Starrs says:
Transfer Fellaini out for Bale on GW8?