Scout Notes

Scout Notes – Gameweek 1 – Monday

Cesc Fabregas grabs a pair of assists as Chelsea overcome Burnley 3-1 at Turf Moor. Diego Costa nets on his league debut, while Branislav Ivanovic and Andre Schurrle are also amongst the goals as the Blues get off to an impressive start.

Chelsea New Boys Dazzle in Burnley Destruction
Positioned in the Blues double-pivot alongside Nemanja Matic, Cesc Fabregas showed that, despite a deep-lying role, he looks poised to play a major part in our Fantasy seasons. The Spaniard pulled the strings for Jose Mourinho’s side in an outstanding first-half display that harvested a pair of assists and the maximum bonus points as he overshadowed the pricier Eden Hazard in the Chelsea midfield.

Up front, Diego Costa continued the momentum that saw him score four times over the summer friendlies. Drafted in by 37% of FPL managers prior to the weekend, the former Atletico Madrid man was second only to Wayne Rooney in last week’s Captain Poll and his predatory instincts will surely persuade more to invest as Mourinho’s men welcome Leicester, Swansea and Villa to the Bridge in the next five.

Schurrle Stakes a Claim
The German’s excellent strike also brings him onto radars as a potential mid-price option. Coming in at just 7.5, Schurrle scored eight times in just over 1400 minutes last season, with an average of 176.4 minutes per goal quicker than any Chelsea player – currently sitting in just 6% of FPL sides, he looks a real prospect if he can retain the role on the right of the attacking midfield three.

Luis and Cech Warm the Blues Bench
Mourinho started last season’s back-four for the Burnley clash as new signing Filipe Luis was named amongst the substitutes, with Cesar Azpilicueta and Branislav Ivanovic fielded as full-backs. Clearly, though, the new boy won’t be expected to sit on the bench every week and it may not be for a number of matches before we get a clear idea of Mourinho’s intentions – there seems little conclusions can be made on last night’s team sheet. Thibaut Courtois got the nod ahead of Petr Cech for the number one jersey, though before the match, the Blues boss added further uncertainty to the situation by stating:

“Thibaut is my number one tonight against Burnley. I don’t make decisions for the season; I make decisions for a match.”

Arfield’s Budget Appeal
The Clarets man was one of only three budget midfielders to get amongst the goals this week, along with Ki Sung-Yeung and Lee Cattermole. Having netted eight times in last year’s Championship, Arfield carries the main scoring threat in the centre of the park in Sean Dyche’s side and, after proving his capabilities against a side that chalked up 18 clean sheets last season, could come into contention as a cheap fifth midfield option.

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  1. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Confirmed - summer signing Lazar Markovic will wear the No.50 shirt for #LFC. 😆

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    1. Jebiga
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I think hes better than Sterling...

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      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😯

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        1. Billy Gilmore
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          9 years, 9 months ago

          No bias or anything. 😉

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  2. Gaffers
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    9 years, 9 months ago

    This weekend is going be pages and pages of either

    "LOL @ Mata owners" or

    "LOL at those who sold Mata"

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    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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      9 years, 9 months ago

      pretty much this 😀

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    2. Wouter
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      9 years, 9 months ago

      Or both do well and we're all happy. 😀

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    3. Francescoli
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      yeah i'm sticking with mata. great fixture list. LVG will get the best out of him.

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      1. Gaffers
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I'm sticking, but not overwhelmingly optimistic. I want my double transfer next weekend to get Aguero without hits (if he starts firing)

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    4. AarÖn Özilski
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Or

      "LOL @ Hazard owners" or

      "LOL at those who sold Hazard"

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    5. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      So long as I dont here "LOL at those without Yaya" I'll be happy

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  3. backflipbedlem
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    9 years, 9 months ago

    So after last nights display, I'm thinking it might be wise to swap out Hazard for Fabregas!
    will give me an extra million.
    What day do prices change?

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    1. fitzy
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      http://totalfpl.com/pricechanges

      When they get in the red or green 100% then that night around 1-2am gmt price changes happen.

      Btw don't knee jerk, hold onto hazard for now.

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      1. backflipbedlem
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Is there a way to see this red or green 100% stat?

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    2. Rupert The Horse
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      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      They change every night.

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    3. RyanC
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      9 years, 9 months ago

      Wouldn't swap Hazard out yet tbh. He was quality last night, did everything but assist/score really. The fact that he nearly got bonus points without being actively involved in a goal says it all.

      Fabregas is great, don't get me wrong. But just don't be too annoyed when Haz does start firing - which he will.

      Stick with. In my opinion. 🙂

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    4. BeachBadger
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      9 years, 9 months ago

      Are you still wearing your christmas hat?

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      1. backflipbedlem
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Its christmas everyday when you're a Palace fan! 😉

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  4. Francescoli
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Gilks SWA (A) or Bego HUL (A)?

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    1. Barry Woj
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Gilks doesn't play.

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    2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Gilks, to troll your rivals 😉

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      1. Francescoli
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        damn. fail.

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  5. Warning Hazard ahead
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Need help with who to start this GW please:

    Krul/McGregor?
    2 of Bertrand/Hangeland/Hutton/Jones

    Thanks FFS!!

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  6. shirtless
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Any Sky players around?

    Had a nice start... Rooney(c), then transferred in Dzeko(c) for 20 points, then switched to Costa(c) for a 91 point week. 3733 overall.

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    1. Derbz87
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah I did similar went Rooney-Studge-Costa the games almost irrelevant its about saving up enough transfers to take advantage of similar Sat-Sun-Mon opportunities and midweeks. Takes a lot of planning but I do like the fact player values are set and don't change makes it easier to plan

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      1. Van Dal
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        This!

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    2. SAINTS
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Slightly better. Moved to Sturridge from Rooney and then to Costa. 98 points.

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      1. Van Dal
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        9 years, 9 months ago

        well played mate.

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    3. Van Dal
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      9 years, 9 months ago

      nice. im on 80. captains were rooney studge costa

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      1. Derbz87
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        91 for me and 82 for my 'B' team

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    4. Son is Rising
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Ramsey Sturridge Costa 🙂

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    5. shirtless
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I couldn't afford Studge for Rooney, so punted on Dzeko. Now have to decide to get Rooney back or not this week!

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  7. Van Dal
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Crazy and deranged,

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      New username idea?

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      1. Van Dal
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        for you yes.

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        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Nightmarr.

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          1. Van Dal
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Not bad actually.

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  8. Kante Me If You Can
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Hi. I got both, Hazard and Mata. Keep them or transfer? Or maybe save 1FT.

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    1. sambyy
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I have them both too and I'm saving the transfer.

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      1. Kante Me If You Can
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        i thinks that a good move right?

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  9. Dušan Citizen
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    9 years, 9 months ago

    Haz to Fab for -4 and next week also -4 to get Aguero and I think I will be happy with my team then.Should I do it?

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    1. Christina.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Im toying with it.

      But, my friends on here saying Im an Arsshole.

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    2. Cilly Bonnolly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Nope. Not for hits.

      You won't be happy with your team. Someone will score a couple this week and you'll want him.

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    3. RyanC
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      -4 to go from one brilliant Chelsea mid to another? Not sure I see the logic in this one. Definitely wouldn't spend points on a sidewards step.

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      1. Dušan Citizen
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        9 years, 9 months ago

        Yeah,but Fab is on corners and free kicks and Chelsea defenders are good scorers after corners.Haz did nothing yesterday and I Fab is rising tonight.

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        1. RyanC
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          It's your call at the end of the day, just trying to help. I don't agree that Hazard did nothing last night - he was excellent. Personally, I think Haz will be a higher scorer than Fab over the first six weeks and over the season. But it'll be close.

          Just to clarify: Haz to Fab may not be a bad transfer. But I wouldn't take a 4 point hit to go from Haz to Fab.

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    4. Kalix
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Hazard scores all his points at home, not away.

      Definately keep him for the weekend! Nevermind getting rid for hits 🙂

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  10. Mr Smith
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Seen quite a bit if talk of people wanting to bring Aguero in, I have to be honest I just looked at City's forthcoming fixture and a bit if sick just came up.

    What's the deal here then?

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      He's essential whilst fit 😉

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      1. Mr Smith
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Bugger, reworking in the team it is then 😆

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    2. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Too many people can't control their emotions. Good looking guy all right, but come on! 😉

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    3. Ryan
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      He is fixture proof tbf. Even so he still isn't nailed on to start in GW2 so should be avoided really.

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      1. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        This. Fixtures mean nothing when getting Aguero. Hamstrings on the other hand

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    4. Kalix
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      He scores from the bench. He scores when starting. He scores no matter who he plays.

      The only bad time to have Aguero is when he doesn't start at all.

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  11. Tornado
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Fab or sterling for next 6mths?

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    1. Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      both

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    2. ThunderKlopp
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      both!

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  12. CelticBhoy1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Who's the best 4.5 mil defender for the next month?

    Yoshida? Chester? Coloccini?

    All advice much appreciated

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    1. MrX
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Chester IMO

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      1. CelticBhoy1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks Joe Bryant.

        Capable of scoring too and the slight better fixtures.

        Although I was impressed by Southampton.

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        1. Monk
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          He scored 1 last season. Ok he scored last week but don't expect Coleman levels of attacking contributions

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  13. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Neil Taylor...keeping or dumping?..will he start ?

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    1. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      keeping and probably no

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    2. Courtois in the Rye
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Keeping for now as two great fixtures. He struggled against Januzaj but that doesn't mean he won't play.

      If he doesn't start though then he's out pronto.

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    3. Marknlard
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Keep for now, see how it goes.

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  14. The Machine
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    For those that keep referring to Fabregas' "0 shot" stat in their argument against him,

    I'm assuming you won't be captaining diego costa then? 2 shots in the enitre match, only 1 on target

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    1. Christina.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You tell them Nate. You tell them.

      Siggurdson(c)

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    2. Willis.
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Costa has a good goalscoring record. Fabregas doesn't.

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      1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Fabregas scored a fair few at Barca...quite capable of scoring a few...

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        1. Willis.
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Mate, I could score 10 goals a season playing for Barca in La Liga if I wanted to.

          Fact is, apart from one anamolous season at Arsenal, Fabregas has never been a goalscorer.

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          1. Christina.
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Im assuming you are referring to the season he scored 15 GLS for Arsenal?

            Ok, let's ignore that season as he scored 214 pts.

            He scored 205 and 182 in two other seasons though.

            Basically the same as Hazard the last two seasons.

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            1. Willis.
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              He scored 205 and 182 assisting the likes of Van Persie and Henry.
              Hazard scored 200 past 2 seasons assisting Torres.

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              1. Christina.
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Don't you dare and change the subject young man!

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      2. Christina.
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        9 years, 9 months ago

        Hallo Doos.

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        1. Chris_White
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          😆

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      3. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        lol. go look at his stats

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          1. The Machine
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            looks good enough to me

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            1. DO RE MI MATA
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              He was partly playing 'striker' for Barca too you know.

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              1. Christina.
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                9 years, 9 months ago

                Look at his Arsenal FPL pts.

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                1. DO RE MI MATA
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 9 months ago

                  The one where he score 3 in22 ?

                  No idea, don't get me wrong: ovely football player. But wasn't following the PL back then. Where did he play? Seems to me he'll hardly enter the box.

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                2. Willis.
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 9 months ago

                  Look at his Arsenal goals.
                  2004-05: 2 goals in 33 apps
                  2005-06: 3 goals in 35 apps
                  2006-07: 2 goals in 38 apps
                  2007-08: 7 goals in 32 apps
                  2008-09: 3 goals in 22 apps
                  2009-10: 15 goals in 27 apps
                  2010-11: 3 goals in 25 apps

                  Apart from 2009-10, awful

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                  1. Christina.
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 9 months ago

                    If he gets 190-200 FPL(and I think he will) then he is a bargain.

                    It's all that matters to me and most others.

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      4. ThunderKlopp
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        He does but did not look threatening at all - kept running into players and got looking with a mindless foot through the ball finish that went through the defenders legs
        mind you he is in my team and staying there!

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        1. ThunderKlopp
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          lucky*

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      5. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        While I kinda agree with your point, bar last year Costas goal scoring record isnt that great.

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    3. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Nothing like a bitter FPL player not owning a player and trying to find comfort in the stats.

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    4. Oz lotto
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      This... He looked almost unplayable and he is such a class player that he will shoot when necessary. He top scored for Chelsea mids so I'm not sure where the argument is really!

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    5. getfunky
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      sod his lack of goals, he's an assist machine, if he chips in with a few gaoals aswell then great.

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      1. ThunderKlopp
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        fab has corners and free kicks to ivanovic and terry and will get some goals - he ran the show for 20 minutes

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    6. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Both stats are a problem, I'd hold if you owned either and hold off if you didn't own one of them. Don't buy don't sell, simple.

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  15. AarÖn Özilski
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Ashamed to ask this as an Arsenal fan. Are we playing UCL Playoff tonight or tomorrow ?

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    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      tonight

      hang your head in shame! 😉

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      1. AarÖn Özilski
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Cheers Ramessi 😆

        Hoping for a 3-0 win with Sanchez scoring one.

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  16. Baines on Toast...
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Is it just me who wants Hazard more after yesterday? Looked good on the ball, could see him doing very well this week.

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    1. Oz lotto
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Looks so dangerous when he cuts inside

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      1. Christina.
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        So does the old lady on my street corner in here 1972 Mini.

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        1. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          *her

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    2. RyanC
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Totally agree. I'm even thinking of captaining him based on yesterday. Surprised to see how many people are shipping him out.

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  17. MrX
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Tempted to do young+Haz > Cesc + Sigg . Please tell me i'm right?!

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    1. Snikii
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      tbh this seems like the only decent reason to drop haz but its 50/50

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    2. RyanC
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Wait until after next week before getting rid of Hazard. If you really want Sig, make the 0.5 up elsewhere in my view.

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  18. Amateur Pundit Zan
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Would you take schurrle over siggy if you could afford either?

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    1. Business Dog
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      no chance

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    2. beric
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      No

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    3. Wouter
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      No. Schurrle is not nailed on.

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    4. AarÖn Özilski
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      If schurrle starts every game for chelsea, i would take him over hazard.

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    5. Giroud U Kidding
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Siggy all day long. Schurrle will be in and out. Siggy will start every game

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    6. Raddy
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      If schurrle was nailed on, for sure. In-fact if that was the case I'd say he would be one of the best mids in the game in terms of FPL.
      But he is not nailed on.

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  19. Brian (Not the Messiah)
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Fab or Mata until Christmas?

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    1. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You tell me.

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      1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        apparently all transfers need to be for at least 4 months otherwise it's a kneejerk 😉

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        1. Chris_White
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          😀

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  20. sedm2810
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I'm thinking of getting in Robertson over Chester. An attacking wing back in a decent defence could get a lot of points. What do people think?

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    1. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      He's on my watchlist. Much rather prefer him over Chester.

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  21. Francescoli
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    captain cesc, costa or siggy this weekend?

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    1. beric
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I might leave it on rooney tbh

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      1. Francescoli
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        yeah tempted. but it's hard to look past the chelski attack at the moment..

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        1. beric
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Haz, fab, schurrle, oscar, costa...so hard to guess who will get there points. Whereas over at united...

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          1. Arvin-ation
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Very true, good point.

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          2. Francescoli
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            valid

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          3. beric
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            *their 😳

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      2. Barry Woj
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Having seen your past 2 ranks. I'm doing the same.

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        1. beric
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Haha, still undecided yet though!

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  22. CelticBhoy1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Costa!

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  23. Van Dal
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Fabregas the new Yaya!

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  24. CelticBhoy1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Siggy or mata?

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  25. What we say and what we mean
    Hamstergod
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Inspired by some responses to Jonty's Hot-topic,

    Shortlist of FPL terms

    "Casuals"
    People who tend to choose the scoring player in
    form thus ruining something only I knew about.
    As I am not a casual, I will stubbornly ignore that player
    and claim others to be too mainstream.
    These people also tend to get my differential (see below)
    after he made the mistake of scoring.
    Essentially not being casual is like being a hipster.

    "Coverage"
    The idea, that once you have a team, the players
    share points.
    You cannot afford Fabregas, Sturridge or
    Ramsey?
    No worries, you use your coverage picks and
    Matic, Lucas and Arteta should get a share of their points.

    "Defender Rotation"
    A fickle idea, which makes us scour the bottom of the table for wonderful
    defensive options, regardless of the fact that the team conceded 2.5 goals
    a match last season.

    "Demel"
    A mythical god-like figure, no team will every be truly complete without him.

    "Differential"
    A player I have painstakingly chosen amongst the most obscure picks,
    double-checked his ownership is under 1% and when he finally scores,
    I am angry that other people will actually buy him.

    "Essential"
    Every man and his dog owns this player, but you.

    "Knee-Jerking"
    The idea, that if you get a player after he scores well
    you are ultimately preparing for failure.

    "Rank"
    An overused term used for seeking advice from people luckier than you and
    believing that they must know more if they are 10k places above.

    "RMT"
    A way how to legally spam a football forum.
    Can also be used as a way of showing off , shooting down
    any advice, as your team is perfect anyway.

    "Season Keeper"
    A player I stubbornly hold onto despite his loss of form and newly
    rising appetite for pies.

    "Template"
    The best scoring team, a team I loathe and hate and believe every looser around
    has, while I revel in my rank of 1 300 000 and my original team full of wonderful
    differentials.

    I hope you find at least some of this funny 🙂

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    1. Chris_White
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Brilliant

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      1. Chris_White
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        You did, though, forget "Kolarov".

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        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          He's in there, second last one 😉

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        2. Hamstergod
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          yeah , couldn't fit everyone in 🙂 Some other honorable mentions

          No Mata

          Berbatov

          Lol@ someone/something

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    2. Francescoli
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Demel. Gold

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    3. Giroud U Kidding
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Nicely done and funny

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      1. Hamstergod
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks !

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    4. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      "differential" quality 😆

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      1. Hamstergod
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        🙂

        someone here was complaining on Saturday, that his differential Sigurdsson scored and now all the casuals will buy him, so that was the inspiration 🙂

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    5. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You forgot "I'm on 95 pts, is that any good?"

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      1. Hamstergod
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        yeah, true 🙂

        Or how much do we expect xy to score today.

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        1. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          The list is endless! Great post though 🙂

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          1. Hamstergod
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Thanks 🙂

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      2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😀

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    6. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Needs to be green'd. Excellent 🙂

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    7. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      brilliant 🙂

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    8. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I want to sell Lamela for Fabregas because after his two assists he is clearly 'essential' and a 'season keeper'. I'm concerned however that I'm 'knee-jerking' because its only been one game and I still want spurs 'coverage' for the QPR game. I also like Lamela because he's a 'differential' and all the 'casuals' are jumping on the Fabregas 'bandwagon'. To do this move I'd also need to downgrade a defender, is 'Demel' 'nailed-on'? I'm just a 'casual' Perhaps someone with a high 'rank' can advise?

      'RMT'

      McGregor, Gilks
      Ivanovic, Dier, Chester, Hutton, Vlaar
      Ramsey, Sterling, Lamela, Siggurdson, Cattermole
      Rooney, Costa, Berahino

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  26. chrrizzy
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Worth going -4 for Giroud > Bony? Any thoughts?

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    1. CoolBeans
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I would, as long as you have Ramsey.

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  27. Mr Sarcastic
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I've officially lost the plot now, looks like this is really happening in my fantasy life!

    gw2: Terry, Mata => Chester, Fab
    gw3: Costa => Aguero or Hazard => someone or.......

    Naaah, surely can't do that, need my pills asap.

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  28. trustmeimpurple
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    This is my team -
    Coleman Debuchy Cahill
    Coutinho sanchez Siggy Henderson
    Jelavic Bony Costa
    Should i keep this 3-4-3 or have a 4-4-2 with lovren replacing jelavic or bony?

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  29. Parm
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Rojo

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    1. Arvin-ation
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Yeessssss. Please come in at 5m-5.5m

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      1. DO RE MI MATA
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        5.0 lol 😀

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  30. cklessa
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    4 point hit to Eriksen to Fab?
    Would mean keeping young the extra week

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