[sbu_large_image] Preamble
18 April 2015 2121 comments
Mark Mark
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I always like to draw parallels between Fantasy Football and the real task of football management.

This perhaps springs from the days of investing hours watching stick men edge around the screen in Football Manager, eventually graduating through the iterations of Championship Manager – all the time convincing myself of my credentials as a real-life gaffer.

It’s nonsense, of course, but when Arsene Wenger recently revealed his process of team selection, I couldn’t help but identify with one of his statements…

“…you always have your team in your head, for the whole week. You never go to bed without thinking about what the next line-up will be. You live with that always. That can create uncertainties, because you think about it every day. If you don’t know on Friday night, you will not know on Saturday morning so you have to decide in your head early, and go for it.”

It takes no effort to apply this to Fantasy Football.

My own team selection undoubtedly lives “in my head” and, granted, normally, by Friday night, my mind is pretty much made up.

However, this week has been riddled with uncertainty. It’s hard to remember a Gameweek that throws so many variables our way.

Missing fixtures for six teams. An immediate double Gameweek for two genuine heavy-hitting sides. Three fixtures for the Champions elect to consider. Three fixtures for an unlikely budget source to mull over. Then we can throw in the usual factors – points hits, rising prices, falling prices and injuries.

It’s a head-spinning scenario and, while I think I’ve resolved my own moves, I’m far from convinced that I’ve settled on the optimum solution.

When there are this many factors involved, I find myself analysing deeper than ever, attempting to see if the order of my transfers and the potential use of points can be improved. I’m sure I’ve missed a trick.

Part of me is worried that plundering future double Gameweek assets seems just too simple. While we’ve seen the likes of QPR and Villa deliver very recently, there’s always a nagging doubt that prioritising targets on this basis can be dangerous.

Cesc Fabregas vs David Silva has been my major conundrum. While the former has the two fixtures to come, Chelsea’s desire to score goals and therefore his ability to play a part in them is a concern. Silva’s own goalscoring rate has accelerated and while City’s season is in danger of fizzling to Europa League nothingness, their Etihad match-ups with West Ham and Villa appear to offer Silva the platform to outperform his compatriot, even with one fewer fixture.

Looking back at Mr Wenger, he has his own midfield dilemmas but seems able to just put his best players on the pitch and get results.

I reckon I could have the Arsenal teamsheet picked by Friday night, probably even Tuesday morning. However, throw in blanks and double Gameweeks and my decision-making is far more muddled.

But Wenger would probably pick Fabregas. He’s been getting things right lately and I’ve been fortunate enough to do the same. I’ll go with Fabregas.

Having tirelessly trawled statistics and form, this is crazy logic that should never influence my decision. But sometimes 11.30 is not time enough and it takes such a ridiculous theory to tip the balance.

I shouldn’t beat myself up about it: the parallels with real-life management may still remain intact.

In a few years a “sophisticated” Sam Allardyce will probably reveal how he picked his Saturday teamsheet based on what his players had for breakfast.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Holy See
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Vodka with cranberry or orange juice? Or both for a hit?

    1. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Take the hit.

    2. waldo666
      11 years, 6 months ago

      not for a hit....go orange

    3. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Save and just have the vodka.

    4. McNulty
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Banter

    1. Zombie
      11 years, 6 months ago

      This..so much of this

    2. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It's good to release before the game I suppose.

    3. Jafooli
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Zabaleta - Demi - Mangala - Sagna

        1. Jafooli
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Classic....

  2. Zombie
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Daredevil is a very good show...just saying

    1. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Only seen the first episode, but it looks brilliant already.

      1. Zombie
        11 years, 6 months ago

        😀

    2. Slaps
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Agreed, unlike the movie...

      1. Zombie
        11 years, 6 months ago

        the movie was utter shite and that's why I am really worried about Affleck as the next Batman. He seems more like a crybaby rather than a dark rich superhero

        1. Slaps
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Wow, I had no idea

            1. Slaps
              11 years, 6 months ago

              Bale is a big act to follow (ask Lamela)

    3. SweeSwee
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I watched the first episode and was underwhelmed. Does it get better?

      1. Zombie
        11 years, 6 months ago

        It definitely does

  3. Mull
    11 years, 6 months ago

    In about 15 minutes it'll start to sink in that we actually bought Leicester forwards 😆

    1. Jafooli
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😆

    2. Jay Jay Okocha
      11 years, 6 months ago

      :/

      I feel dirty

    3. McNulty
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Try Leicester defenders :sick: :ill: :vomit: :hopefullyoneoftheseworks:

      1. Jafooli
        11 years, 6 months ago

        😆

      2. Mull
        11 years, 6 months ago

        : oops :
        😳
        https://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies

        1. McNulty
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Thanks 🙂

  4. SPorting
    11 years, 6 months ago

    May the Boyd have mercy on my soul.

    1. Grumpy Camel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      +1

    2. Holy See
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Aboyd with me my child.

  5. SweeSwee
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Anyone else not have a WC next week and planning a 12 point hit? Just me?

    1. Davido989
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I can get 7 for a -4. That's fine with me.

    2. drughi
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I took a 12 point hit once. Scored 156 points

      1. Breadbin
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Berb, Rooney, Adam.

        1. drughi
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Nah Rooney captain 64 points. Season 09/10

    3. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Just you.

    4. Marty McFly
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Nope. I've got 5 DGWers and will probably just do Mane or Eriksen > Henderson or Coutinho. Might do both if I'm feeling lucky for -4pts.

    5. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I'll be looking at 8 - 12 point hit next week and that includes 2 free transfers.

      If a wildcard is worth 20-30 points I feel a hit might be worth it too!

  6. getfunky
    11 years, 6 months ago

    feck, just realised 5 mins too late that i left the captains armband on boyd. oops

    1. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      What the F was it on him for in the first place?

    2. Konig Luther
      11 years, 6 months ago

      the question is why you had the armband on boyd?

    3. Patty
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Why did you have it on him in the first place

    4. whitters_2014
      11 years, 6 months ago

      What a differential 😉

    5. Chenku╰☆╮
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Stop trolling ppl.

    6. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Post your link when it updates.

    7. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Yawn

  7. Davido989
    11 years, 6 months ago

    here's hoping leicester keep a clean schlupp

    1. Jafooli
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😛

    2. SPorting
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Always wipe after using the WC.

  8. Clam. ☘️
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Let the WCing begin

    1. Chenku╰☆╮
      11 years, 6 months ago

      18 min to go..

    2. Breadbin
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Looking forward to RMWCT already.

  9. Trigg ⭐️
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Come on FPL, update! I've been waiting a long time to use this WC ...

    1. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      +1

      1. Trigg ⭐️
        11 years, 6 months ago

        How many DGW you getting, Epic?

        I'm thinking of going for it and getting 10. 3 LIV, 3 CHE, 3 LEI and Hull GK.

        1. Epic Fail
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Same. I'm going all out, especially with their decent fixtures after too. Minus the Hull guy.

        2. Margarido
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Front line?

          Aguero - Giroud - Vardy?!

          1. Trigg ⭐️
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Will wait for Sturridge news.

      2. whitters_2014
        11 years, 6 months ago

        -2

    2. Davido989
      11 years, 6 months ago

      -1

    3. kalmoffit
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I thought I'd have sold Eriksen by now

  10. whitters_2014
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Performing the cardinal sin by reposting sorry

    So deadline

    how's this look for next week guys? (-4)

    Pants
    huth skrtel Bruce (kos rose)
    Silva fab haz sterling (c) cout
    vardy remy (rose)

    Transfers in skr sterling

    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It depends on what happens in the games this week THAT HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET.

      1. whitters_2014
        11 years, 6 months ago

        True I don't have a Wc though haha

      2. Breadbin
        11 years, 6 months ago

        He needs help 😉

    2. Breadbin
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Ask after this week.

  11. drughi
    11 years, 6 months ago

    F5 with the left wc with the right

  12. rdamjan
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Argh, emotions for my team will kill me. Switched C from Kane to Rooney in last seconds:)

    1. Patty
      11 years, 6 months ago

      On purpose?

      1. rdamjan
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Yes. Heat before the derby. Feel sorry already:)

  13. Margarido
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Great piece, as always brilliant from Mark.

    WC active in 30min.

  14. Randy_Marsh
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Pva (C)

    🙂

  15. Ten Season Wonder
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I've only just gone and captained Baines!!!!

    #cantwatch

    1. drughi
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Ings '2

    2. lifeofTy
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Me too pal!

      Hold me, I can't view it haha.

      Should of Silva'd

      1. Ten Season Wonder
        11 years, 6 months ago

        I'm completely chasing buddy

  16. Breadbin
    11 years, 6 months ago

    People posting next week teams already. How can anyone advise before the games this week are played?

    1. Davido989
      11 years, 6 months ago

      if you fail to prepare, prepare to fail

    2. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Kun.

    3. whitters_2014
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I'll go sit in the corner

      1. Breadbin
        11 years, 6 months ago

        With Davies and Jinswick, multiple offenders.

        1. davies
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I'm a changed man.

    4. Somalion
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It's not as if injuries can occur or players can be dropped. We all know that week in, week out, the starting 11 of each team remains 100% the same.

    5. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Numpteys

    6. Rhinos
      11 years, 6 months ago

      its because its the aspect of the game you have control over, people want to revel in their own skill rather than wait fo the randomness to occur

  17. HP.
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Bolasie (c)!

    1. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      4!

  18. Randy_Marsh
    11 years, 6 months ago

    My team for the GW

    Hamer,
    Ivan, PvA(C), Bellerín, Bertrand, Rose
    Walters, Özil, Eriksen
    Remy,Kun(VC)

    ----------------------------------------
    Davis, Kane, Silva, Hazard

    1. SweeSwee
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Your face when Kun doesn't play

      1. Randy_Marsh
        11 years, 6 months ago

        🙁

      2. Epic Fail
        11 years, 6 months ago

        😀

    2. whitters_2014
      11 years, 6 months ago

      What if agby gets a knock you have no c
      surely doing that is pointless

    3. Raddy
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Silly billy

  19. drughi
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Having a beer breakfast celebrating that it's finally wc time :-). Life is exciting for some

    1. Breadbin
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Not for you it seems.

      1. Epic Fail
        11 years, 6 months ago

        😀

      2. davies
        11 years, 6 months ago

        🙂

      3. TuttiFrutti
        11 years, 6 months ago

        for you it doesn't. You are a regular user here on a site, thats based on FPL, so you are clearly investing a lot of time to FPL. That's fine, I do it as well, but i find wc exciting, and think FPL is fun. So i do what I like, therefore my life is exciting. Sorry if yours isn't

        1. Epic Fail
          11 years, 6 months ago

          😯

        2. Raddy
          11 years, 6 months ago

          You go girl!

        3. Somalion
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Sneaky profile change...

        4. 1966 was a great year for E…
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Yeah, screw white water rafting and bungee jumping. I took a -4 hit this week!

          Whoooooaaaaa, Bodyform
          Bodyform for youuuuuuuu.

          1. TuttiFrutti
            11 years, 6 months ago

            that's the spirit 😉

  20. Jafooli
    11 years, 6 months ago

    @FPL @fantasypremierleague 2min 2sec

    Sorry lads, those still with wildcards, glitch in the system, won't be able to be activated during the remainder of this season.

    1. drughi
      11 years, 6 months ago

      🙂

    2. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Bit sexist of them.

      1. Jafooli
        11 years, 6 months ago

        @FPL @fantasypremierleague 30secs

        Sorry, and lasses

        1. Epic Fail
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Too late. Already contacted Kick It Out or whoever.

          1. Jafooli
            11 years, 6 months ago

            😆

          2. A.T
            11 years, 6 months ago

            😆

          3. Somalion
            11 years, 6 months ago

            😆

    3. Davido989
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Imagine PL referring to people as lads

    4. Mull
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Lucy will be fine then.

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        11 years, 6 months ago

        In Ireland both men and women are referred to as "lads". Took me a bit of getting used too...

        1. Epic Fail
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I'm in Sheffield and men call over men "love". Seemed a bit weird at first. I thought they were all hitting on me.

          They probably were.

        2. Somalion
          11 years, 6 months ago

          As are willies.

    5. kalmoffit
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Think I'll get Benteke. I've missed him these last twenty minutes

  21. The Machine
    11 years, 6 months ago

    What its updating????????

    I thought we had one more hour??

    1. Breadbin
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Clocks changed.

      1. The Machine
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Feeeeeeck

    2. Mull
      11 years, 6 months ago

      BST 😎

    3. Somalion
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Uh oh spaghettios!

    4. Raddy
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Burn 😎

    5. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      What was you waiting for anyway?

      1. The Machine
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Making the subs

        1. Gooner Kebab
          11 years, 6 months ago

          lol

        2. Epic Fail
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Do your subs each week after the update. No need to wait a whole week.

          1. The Machine
            11 years, 6 months ago

            but patience pays off they said?

            1. andy85wsm
              • Has Moderation Rights
              11 years, 6 months ago

              You were too patient 🙂

            2. Somalion
              11 years, 6 months ago

              Except when it doesn't, of course.

      2. The Machine
        11 years, 6 months ago

        And captain change

  22. Ten Season Wonder
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Wish me luck...!!!!

    .........................Krul
    ...........Baines(c) | JT | Clyne
    Haz | Eriksen | Silva | Walters | Bolasie
    ................Aguero | Kane

    Bench: C.Daws

    1. Breadbin
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Good luck to the players you've listed that I own.

    2. whitters_2014
      11 years, 6 months ago

      You have ag and capped baines
      . Ballsy

      1. Ten Season Wonder
        11 years, 6 months ago

        It was an 11.29am decision Whitters

        1. whitters_2014
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Fortune favours the brave GL

    3. Just A Wooden Spoon
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Hope you fail 😀

  23. Nabs Kebabs
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Talk about shite afternoon kick offs..

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I don't know why they don't just get rid of all these little teams. Seriously who cares about the likes of Palace, Stoke or Leicester. Such pointless teams

      1. davies
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Because Blackburn are amazing, nowadays. Too good for the Premier League, it seems. Can't even get into the playoffs.

        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          11 years, 6 months ago

          wow, BIG bite

          1. davies
            11 years, 6 months ago

            You should know by now, when someone mentions Leicester, I bite. 🙂

            1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
              11 years, 6 months ago

              🙂 Passion is hard to restrain!!

        2. The Machine
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Haha hes kidding

          1. davies
            11 years, 6 months ago

            I've bitten, again. 😥 😆

        3. Somalion
          11 years, 6 months ago

          SD done caught himself a winner!

        4. Epic Fail
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Jesus 😀

          1. davies
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Hook. Line. Sinker.

      2. Jafooli
        11 years, 6 months ago

        This....

        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          11 years, 6 months ago

          We could just have the top 4-6 playing each other in a massive round robin

          1. Jafooli
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Agree...

      3. Raddy
        11 years, 6 months ago

        I agree. All teams and fans of teams not in top 6 should be executed with immediate effect.

        1. Somalion
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I'll get the piano wire.

  24. Ten Season Wonder
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Beginning to regret baines (c)already

    1. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      He'll get you at least 4 points. Don't worry.

      1. coran2123
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Cue YC + Ings double

        1. whitters_2014
          11 years, 6 months ago

          He didn't say today

        2. Ten Season Wonder
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Hope not. Burnley not scored many away goals this season.

          Good luck

      2. Ten Season Wonder
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Ha thanks for the vote of confidence epic fail 😉

        As you may have realised, I'm chasing big time

        1. whitters_2014
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I have him in so here's hoping he performs

  25. 50 Shades Oshea
    11 years, 6 months ago

    good luck to all remy owners who were bold enough to keep him. time to put a bet on nugent and vardy and murray to score.... normally i would say this throwing money away, but will make things better...

    1. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Not if they get assists and baps with no goals.

    2. Holmes
      11 years, 6 months ago

      None of the options were exciting, so I kept him.

  26. Would an idiot do that?
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I have Clyne and Bertrand, who should I bring in for Naylor?

    A) Alderweireld
    B) Cresswell
    C) Bellerin
    D) Schlupp

    1. Holmes
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Toby

    2. whitters_2014
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Schlupp dgw

  27. davies
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I actually found one of Breadbin's comments funny. 😯

    1. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Source?

      1. davies
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Tomato

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Even stopped clocks are right twice a day.

      1. davies
        11 years, 6 months ago

        😯

    3. whitters_2014
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I'm sure he will cherish this moment

      1. davies
        11 years, 6 months ago

        I'm amazed. How could I do that to myself?

    4. Mull
      11 years, 6 months ago

      He's usually pretty funny.

      1. TuttiFrutti
        11 years, 6 months ago

        true dat

  28. Jafooli
    11 years, 6 months ago

    @LoLRemy @loicremy 40secs

    Good luck tomorrow lads

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      11 years, 6 months ago

      They're playing tonight 😉

    2. whitters_2014
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Half 5 kick off

    3. Konig Luther
      11 years, 6 months ago

      oh.. Newcastle?

      1. whitters_2014
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Argh makes sense

    4. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      The match is today

  29. JÆKS ⭐
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Will Remy make the team today?

    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      11 years, 6 months ago

      He'll play..

      And score a hattrick.

    2. Epic Fail
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I just spoke to him and he said he's coming on in the second half.

    3. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Will let you know around 16:30

    4. JÆKS ⭐
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Ok tnx all, just need him to play 3 games in a row now, that's all, you can do it Remy...