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Fantasy Chili Bowl – Week 5

The regular season comes to a close this coming weekend during Gameweek 17’s fixtures and it’s all to play for in all four conferences.  Who will be crying over their Christmas dinner with regret? Who will be partying into the new year with Texas Chili Bowl glory in their sights?  We will find out very soon.

First of all let’s take a look back at the key events during the last round.

Conference A

The San Antonio Ravers and Washington DC Presidents go into the final round of matches with their play-off fate in their own hands after both teams claimed crucial victories to move to a 3-1 record.

Consistency was the key for the two front-runners as neither team had a player in their starting six who had a tally below 40 in a generally low-scoring week.  Spencer led the way for the Ravers with 59 points as his side overcame the newly eliminated Boston Hawks comfortably 297-238, while Sauzee was the Kaiser for the Presidents with 64 points in a 286-271 classic at the New Orleans Contes.

The Los Angeles Vipers missed out on the opportunity to also move to a 3-1 record as they were humbled 292-273 against the Miami Magicians, who picked up their first win of the campaign despite their best two players in terms of OR being automatically benched due to their substitutes not being nominated.

Standings

WAS 3-1

SA 3-1

NO 2-2

LA 2-2

MIA 1-3 (eliminated)

BOS 1-3 (eliminated)

Week 5 schedule

NO v MIA

BOS v WAS

LA v SA

Conference B

The Cleveland Steamers were steamrolled by a phenomenal Philadelphia Sentrymen team performance, who take over the top spot going into the final matches.

All six Sentrymen starters scored in the 50s, and this relentless onslaught proved far too much for the previously unbeaten Steamers, who fell to a 320-239 landslide defeat, despite Sean being the match’s highest individual scorer with 62 points for Cleveland.

The Chicago Bull Sitters had their play-off aspirations dented as they lost 300-259 against the Mississippi Hillbillies, who picked up their overdue first win of the tournament.  Hillbilly Moin was the top scorer of the week in the whole competition with 65 points.

In the other match, the Austin Powers kept their slim play-off hopes alive with a 303-242 against the Phoenix Philistines.  Sjaugen was Austin’s top scorer with 59 points in the must-win encounter.  The Powers need to beat Mississippi in their last match and hope other results go their way to qualify, while there is no rising from the ashes for Phoenix, who are now eliminated.

Standings

PHI 3-1

CLE 3-1

CHI 2-2

AUS 2-2

MIS 1-3 (eliminated)

PHX 1-3 (eliminated)

Week 5 schedule

MIS v AUS

CHI v CLE

PHX v PHI

Conference C

The San Diego Casuals know they will definitely be in the play-offs if they win their last match after they were the top scoring team in the competition this week as they ended San Francisco Bulls Deep’s 100% start to the season.

JohnnyRev7.0 (64), Wally Banter (63) and Jigger and Pony (60) all produced the goods for the Casuals in the California derby as San Diego ran out 354-285 winners.  It’s not all doom and gloom for the Bulls Deep though, as they hold on to top spot in the conference with qualification also in their own hands.

The Las Vegas Lemmings battled hard but lost 296-288 to the San Jose Holebas, with Djenzio top-scoring for the victors with 59 points.  The luckless Lemmings are now the only team in the tournament to have lost all their matches.

In the other match, the Seattle Salad Dodgers claimed a nailbiting 273-271 win over the New York Tommy Guns.  Seattle will need to beat Las Vegas in their last match and hope other results go their way in order to qualify, while New York look all but dead and buried due to their inferior total points, despite having the same 2-2 record as the Salad Dodgers.

Standings

SF 3-1

SD 3-1

SEA 2-2

SJ 2-2

NY 2-2

LV 0-4 (eliminated)

Week 4 schedule

SJ v SD

NY v SF

SEA v LV

Conference D

It was a real war of attrition this week as none of the six teams managed a total in excess of 300 points.

The first tie of the tournament to mention involved Denver DoesDallas slogging it out with the Utah Polygamists in a 275-275 draw.  The half-point wasn’t enough to move Utah off the bottom of the table, but it was good enough for Denver to move into second place. The Colorado side twill secure a play-off berth if they beat the Waikiki Beach Raiders in their final game.

The Raiders will need to bounce back in that crucial match with Denver if they want to be in the post-season after they slipped to a low-scoring 246-236 loss against the Jacksonville Jamaicans.

In the other match, the Indianapolis House of Pancakes were defeated 297-240 to the Albuquerque Shaolin.  The eggs, milk and flour side lost their 100% record, but remain in top spot in this conference and look virtually certain to make the play-offs, barring a Week 5 total disaster.

Standings

IND 3-1

DEN 2-1-1

WB 2-2

JAX 2-2

ALB 2-2

UTA 0-3-1 (eliminated)

Week 5 schedule

UTA v ALB

DEN v WB

IND v JAX

TEAM AND MANAGER OF THE WEEK

Moin (MIS) 65

JohnnyRev7.0 (SD) 64

Sauzee (WAS) 64

teckham23 (ALB) 63

Wally Banter (SD) 63

Sean. (CLE) 62

Alternates:

Nutcracker FC (ALB) 64

Neenyg (MIA) 58

The Manager of the week award goes to Tets McGee of the San Diego Casuals.  San Diego and Philadelphia both won their respective matches while benching their two lowest scorers, but as both teams would have won anyway no matter who they benched, Tets gets the nod due to a better overall score in the season-long Captain’s Award competition, which he now leads overall.

ALL-STAR GAME

The  all-star game takes place in Gameweek 16 while the main competition prepares for the regular season Gameweek 17 finale with the participants now finalised.  A full run down of the All Star Points (APS) standings, as well as the current captains award positions and the competition rules can be found here.

The final all-star rosters look like this……..

Conference A/B:

Spencer (SA) 8 APS
Moin (MIS) 6 APS
Narcos (PHI) 5 APS
Vinayashwin (PHI) 5 APS
Jazz! (NO) 5 APS
Meerlight (MIS) 5 APS

A mention to Sanchit (BOS) who also had 5 APS, but missed out due to having the lowest total FPL points during the competition amongst those with 5 APS.

Conference C/D:

Rhinos (SF) 7 APS

Park The Bus (SD) 6 APS

Hunter S Thompson (DEN) 5 APS

JohnnyRev 7.0 (SD) 5 APS

SidL (NY) 5 APS

DelhiDynamo (WB) 4 APS

Mentions to KingNidge (DEN), Spectrum (SJ), Evs (SEA) and teckham23 (ALB) who all also ended up with 4 APS, but lost out to DelhiDynamo who had the highest total FPL points during the competition amongst those with 4 APS.

APS are also awarded for the all-star game, so will be crucial in the race to be the season MVP, which will be awarded to the individual with the most APS at the conclusion of the regular season.

Updates on the All-Star game will occur through GW16 within the comments section of this article.

THE SQUADS AND THE FIXTURE LISTS

Please see this spreadsheet  for details of all the squads (with links to each players FPL history) and fixtures.

The FCB Differentials spreadsheet allows teams to identify which players will be key in this week’s scoring. The instructions for using it are:

1. First, make a personal copy using the ‘File’ menu options (this will enable you to edit the cells)

2. Enter the GW no. in the blue-coloured cell on top.

3. Enter the FPL IDs of your six team members and the six IDs of the opponents’.

4. The sheet picks up the live FPL points of the players on each refresh, and the total for the team is displayed in green.

The FCB Next GW Scouting spreadsheet will allow teams to pull in the previous week’s FPL teams for all eight of the opposing teams players to allow scouting of the squads. The instructions for using this spreadsheet are as above except the fpl points are no longer valid.

SIDE ORDERS

·         Captains must email the FCB mailbox (fantasychilibowl@gmail.com) with their decision on which two players they are benching this week before the deadline of 11:59pm UK time on Friday night.  11:59pm UK time on the night before the FPL deadline will be the deadline each week.

·         Remember this is a FFS community competition and we expect all teams to have some presence within the comments on these articles.  If we see some teams not participating on this front, we will start enforcing rules to ensure this does happen.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fantasychilibowl@gmail.com

As a final request, please do try and keep the FCB chat to the comment sections of our articles.

On behalf of the FCB committee (Jarvish, BabyB, Ziro, Adam West and Cheese)

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  1. andy85wsm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    We were robbed!

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      NIce of you to give the Lemmings a win this week. Nobody likes to go through a whole tournament without one result

    2. VougieDipond
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Blame the ref. It works for Wenger

  2. RustyBz
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    Is anyone here actually doing well and in the top 20K? I seem to be just having very average weeks and bouncing around top 40-70k...

  3. Now I'm Panicking
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    Cleveland Steamers - lowest scorers in their conference, but top the table after winning 4 matches out of 5 - crazy!!!

    1. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      So what you're saying is that conference was won by a pile of poo

    2. Hurricane Gilbert
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Steamers jinxed their way through with that team name. Incredible luck.

    3. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Doesnt matter if you win by 1pt or a 100pts. We still won 😎

      Would need to check but suspect our total was skewed by last week. Poor performance on top of a -36pt hit. Think we have been fairly solid apart from that.

      Happy for people to underestimate us though.

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        I'm just being bitter as you won with 7 points over us and I took Kun out that week (against Burnley away) 😉

  4. Hurricane Gilbert
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    SF Bulls Deep totally blew every team away in the group stage. More than 50 points down to the second best team. Amazing performances!

    1. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      We're golden (gate bridge) right now that's for sure. I'd love to play the steamers in gw23 just so we can call it the total bs final

    2. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Would love to draw you and knock you guys out next round 😉

      1. cylus11 ( Manager) - Russia…
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        Waikiki Raiders can compete against anyone. So be ready to taste the knockout punch next round. Cheers.

    3. Jigger & Pony
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Am pretty sure the Casuals got the better of you...

      1. Jigger & Pony
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        *SF Bulls

    4. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      In case it's not clear, hurricane isn't a bull 😛 . We wouldn't right something like this, humility is our middle name

  5. Kered
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    Looks like the Los Angeles Vipers are bowing out. Pleasure being a part of the tournament! Always a good time.
    To my team mates it was a good run! Conference A was a tough group.
    To the Organizers thanks for setting this up. Lots of work went into it and made for a good time.
    Good luck to all those left in the tournament!

    1. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Unlucky Vipers - Group A was extremely tight!!

  6. meerlight
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    It was fun while it lasted. good luck to the sentrymen steamers

    1. meerlight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Not that I'm a poor loser, but the steamers won group B with the lowest TP of the group. talk about minimum effort for maximum gain...

  7. Sauzée
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    Vamos los Presidentes!

  8. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    eagerly awaiting draw 🙂
    Will you post it this article Jarvish?

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      On the main comments page, then it will go on here also.

      1. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        Cool thanks

    2. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Drumrolll!!!
      Excitement !!

      1. aaaaaa
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        Ready to get thrashed!

  9. Now I'm Panicking
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    FANTASY CHILI BOWL PLAY-OFFS DRAW

    Quarter finals:
    Match 1: PHI @ (1) SF
    Match 2: WAS @ (4) CLE
    Match 3: SD @ (2) IND
    Match 4: WB @ (3) SA

    Semis:
    Match A: winner match 2 @ winner match 1
    Match B: winner match 4 @ winner match 3

    Final (the Texas Chili Bowl):
    winner match A v winner match B

    1. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Bring on the Beach raiders !

      1. aaaaaa
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        Bring it on!!☺☺☺☺

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Boom!

      1. Bazzalona
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        The draw we wanted.
        Can't wait!!

    3. VougieDipond
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Team Trump vs the super Steamers. Russian hackers to blame if we lose

      1. Sauzée
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        Every time i read your name i laugh 😆

        1. Sauzée
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 4 months ago

          .. when it was VougieDipond that is. Now you must pay.

          1. VougieDipond
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 4 months ago

            😛 Someone asked me the other day what it meant. I had to explain. Then enjoyed some re-runs of Only an Excuse on You Tube

    4. Pirlø's Pen
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Casuals, you've had a nice run but now this is the time the nonsense will end!

      1. Jigger & Pony
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        Can't wait for GW18 😉

    5. Sauzée
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Bring on Cleveland!!

    6. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      The presidents the next team up to be dumped on by the unstoppable steamers. Bring it on!

    7. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Perfect.

      Time to kill some presidents dreams.

      1. RH7 - Steamer
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        Think Steamers will just blow past Presidents...

        ...and I know my fair share about blo...ermm...Presidents 🙂

        1. BabyB
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 4 months ago

          😆

        2. VougieDipond
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 4 months ago

          😛

    8. VougieDipond
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Anyone got any books they want to store or any presidents they need taken out?

      1. RH7 - Steamer
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        There was one back in my days...

        but he was a tough nut to crack, I can tell you that

        1. Hurricane Gilbert
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 4 months ago

          Hahah

  10. Rhinos
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    They won't be dancing on the streets of Philadelphia

  11. Bazzalona
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    A belated thanks to Jarvish for the draw and for the tournament, as well as anyone else behind the scenes.
    Some good ties coming up.

    1. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      amen to that

    2. Pirlø's Pen
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Here here, cheers all.

  12. riot
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    somebody tell the Casuals the tournament is still running

    1. Jigger & Pony
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Really? We thought it was over. We made it to the play offs? Can't wait for this GW...

      1. BabyB
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        There isn't a tie this GW...

        Casual

        1. Jigger & Pony
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 4 months ago

          Oops. Casual.

  13. Aubaaaaa
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    Is Valencia the most nailed on man utd defender?

  14. Springbank
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    @Torres Magic what was the score needed last gw to stay in LMS? I believe I'm out with 36 no hits. A shoker!

  15. aaaaaa
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    Bring it on ravers! We are ready to thrash you guys!!☺ Best of luck!

  16. Hurricane Gilbert
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    I sense a coup d'état coming from Steamers against the Presidents 😉

  17. Narcos-Philadelphia
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    So the top 2 scoring teams from the Group stage meet in the QF. Its going to be tough match.
    Sentrymen are ready for you SF. Although a few team surgery required for few managers.

  18. JohnnyRev7
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    'm still perplexed as to what is happening. I'm like a moth drawn to a flame.

    We lost, we won, and now we have to play again? Does nobody on here celebrate Christmas and the sweet baby Jesus?

    But it's Ok. We have a 30min window before Tango class on Friday to casually pick our team for GW18 on Saturday.

    Apparently, we're now playing Indianapolis.

    According to the FCB rules, we now have to drive around in a circle, in a very fast car for 500 miles, whilst trying to cook pancakes?

    We're up for that. All those Delia Smith cookery classes will work.

    Casually.

    1. Haggis
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      First pancake,
      Last syrup,
      Always icing

  19. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    So do we all just hang about here for couple of weeks?

    1. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      Well it's that or speak to the in laws..

  20. Rhinos
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    Merry Xmas to all the chilli bowl organisers and players. Hope you all get huge scores, up to gw21 😛

  21. AA33
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    New Chili Bowl article out.

  22. SpaceCadet
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 4 months ago

    Cap Giroud or Alli?

    1. SpaceCadet
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 4 months ago

      What is this?? Who are you people??

      1. AA33
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 4 months ago

        You need to go to the main thread mate.