Things are getting pretty serious around these parts. I’ll elaborate more on this very soon. In a nutshell though, Fantasy Football Scout continues to grow quicker than Marouane Fellaini’s card count and that’s meant that I’ve had to start exploring all kinds of adult stuff that’s far more boring than updating you on my short-sighted loyalty to Matt Taylor. As I say, more on that later.

There have been some more playful developments though; one of which being the creation of a Facebook page which today, I’m making public.

So if you want to know when Granville gets his next cold or when my latest girlfriend packs her bags and leaves me and the laptop, then all you need to do is cruise over to this page and sign yourself up as a “fan”.

Yes. Sorry. Much as I hate the concept of recruiting “fans” (almost as much as recruiting “friends”), Facebook gives me no option. I promise that if and when we get lots of “fans”, I will resist the temptation to prance around smugly like Sam Allardyce celebrating seeing his sub score the winner. Having said that, the “Last of the Summer Wine” currently has 2919 “Fans” on Facebook. If we don’t beat that by the end of the season then I’m going to roll myself down a big hill in a bathtub or something equally bloody hilarious.

Declare your fandom here.