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31 October 2010 1499 comments
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Unfortunately for many of us out there the clocks only went back by one hour last night, and not twenty-four. There’s no chance to reverse any of those duff decisions made so fantasy managers can only move forward with an early kick-off – to prevent any of that rabble rousing malarkey – in the Birmingham derby. The teams are in and are as follows…

Aston Villa XI: Friedel; Luke Young, Dunne, Clark, Collins, Warnock; A Young, Reo-Coker, Sidwell, Downing; Heskey.

Birmingham XI: Foster; Carr, Johnson, Ridgewell, Dann;, Larsson, Gardner, Ferguson, Fahey, Hleb; Zigic

As this non-televised game draws to a close we head northward bound for another derby, this time up at St. James’ Park as the Tyne and Wear sides to pit their wits against each other. Can Steve Bruce topple the club he supports? Finally today, Bolton will be welcoming Roy Hodgson’s men to the Reebok Stadium as Liverpool look to build on their victory against Blackburn last week.

All of this can be dissected through the day by you and your like minded managers here and in the now open Dugout Discussion.

Andy Leicester won the Premier League. Leicester. Premier League. What is this life? Follow them on Twitter

  1. $hahriyar
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Simpson? Are you f*cking kidding me???

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  2. Andy
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Andy Carroll has basically got two assists for being a complete donkey...

    I'll take them though.

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      He hasn't been given that one.

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    2. Spoiler
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      where did you get 2 from

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      1. Pigvig
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        He should get that. "If a goalkeeper does not have control of the ball and parries a shot or drops a cross or the ball rebounds off the woodwork, the attacking player shooting or crossing the ball receives the assist if a goal directly ensues."

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      2. Andy
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        He "set up" Ameobi's goal (by missing a clear header), I know how this game works, just give it time. It's live data, sometimes they make mistakes.

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        1. BrokeAs
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          15 years, 4 months ago

          Phantom assists common with Carroll...

          Had Nolan in then out, why o why didnt i stick with him. angry.

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    3. AP
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      15 years, 4 months ago

      Heheh, true.

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  3. Abstruse
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Simpson assist

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      Hey Hattrick, why would Tiote join Chelsea when they have Essien, Mikel, Ramires?
      Not gonna happen.

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      1. Abstruse
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        Remember when Chelsea signed Sidwell? Basically just to rob the playmaker of the promoted team who did the best.

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    2. ggm1982
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      Simpson wont get the assist.

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  4. Schwarzer
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Baha, stopped playing starcraft just in time to see the goal. Brilliant (would've been better if Carroll scored but all good)!

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    1. Just A Hat
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      lol I play SC2 too! 😀

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  5. testymctesterson
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    15 years, 4 months ago

    carrol, Nolan and ameobe bp's? not necessarily in that order

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  6. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    better jump on this ameobi kid before everyone dumps foul king carrol for him

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  7. Baletelli
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    What was Nolan doing in that position for the free kick? lol

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  8. Schwarzer
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    15 years, 4 months ago

    What happened to Elmo?

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    1. IAmTheWalrus
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      tactical change, to allow a 4 - 4 - 2

      thank gods hes gone , or hed be in the minus!

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  9. SuperDorrans
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    15 years, 4 months ago

    That was a Carroll assist wasn't it?

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  10. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    If a goalkeeper does not have control of the ball and parries a shot or drops a cross or the ball rebounds off the woodwork, the attacking player shooting or crossing the ball receives the assist if a goal directly ensues.

    Does that mean it has to hit the woodwork after the goalie saves?

    If not why hasn't Caroll been given the assist as he clearly headed it onto the bar and it went straight to Ameobi.

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    1. Pigvig
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      He should get it.

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  11. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    LOL! BBC has it as a Simpson assist!

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  12. gooner dave
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Noal hattrick

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    1. gooner dave
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      Or Nolan even

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  13. JC
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    15 years, 4 months ago

    That will surely be a Carroll assist for Ameobi' 2nd??

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    1. Stat virgin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      Yes it'll get changed

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  14. For Fuchs Sake
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    15 years, 4 months ago

    Nolan hat trick!! Ameobi assist!

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  15. GeneralDisarray
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    15 years, 4 months ago

    Love the fact that I left Simpson on my bench and played both Cashley and Alex. Really hope Newcastle concede to make me feel a little better!

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  16. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Nolan 3bps

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    1. woodster182
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      Here's hoping!

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  17. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Let Caroll score you greedy bastard Nolan!

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  18. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    5-0 ?!?! ameobi for nolan massive haul for those 2

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  19. rambo123mop
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    yes

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  20. SuperDorrans
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Carroll has no chance of getting bonus tbf.

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    1. testymctesterson
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      bet he does tho

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  21. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Simpson 3.9m = 8 points. Sweet!

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      He doesnt have an assist..does he?

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        • 15 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        Yep for the fourth

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        1. ggm1982
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 4 months ago

          Not a chance he'll keep the assist though

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          1. Pigvig
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 4 months ago

            none

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      2. testymctesterson
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        he does at the mo. it won't stand tho

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    2. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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      15 years, 4 months ago

      that assist will prob get removed for carroll

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    3. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      How did Simpson get an assist?

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    4. The Holy One
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      He'll loose the assist.

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    5. GeneralDisarray
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      He's on my bench ðŸ™

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  22. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Shizer! Has Ameobi just taken Carroll' chance at some bonus points with that..

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  23. Stat virgin
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    From another Barton delivery ðŸ™

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  24. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Ameobi assist for Nolan, Caroll has no chance of 2 or 3 BP ðŸ™

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  25. Marknlard
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    What's with nolan's chickendance celebration?

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  26. The Gravless Sheik of Dream…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Wow, anyone captain nolan or amoebi ?

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  27. Neddy55
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Christ. 5-0 and nothing from Carroll.

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    1. Drip Doctor
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      2 assists.

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      1. Neddy55
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        Where's the second?

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        1. Drip Doctor
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          • 15 Years
          15 years, 4 months ago

          It should be given after, there is no way that is Simpsons assist.

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        2. Pigvig
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 4 months ago

          Wait and see.

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  28. Attila the Bum
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Oh for f*cks sake - My willy sneezed.

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  29. DirkDiggler
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    I couldnt be happier that elmo has been taken off. A blessing in disguise

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    1. Schwarzer
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      Why was he taken off?

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      1. DirkDiggler
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        Tactical for gyan

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  30. Schwarzer
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Shocking defending..

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