[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Berbatov booked??? He celebrated with utd fans, surely a booking? Didn't see a card tho?

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    1. For Fuchs Sake
      15 years, 9 months ago

      It's only if they dive into the fans, he just went up to them, that's allowed.

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Pretty sure you get booked for celebrating with fans, should be booked if not then outrageous and biased ref

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        1. Shakey
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Well it's United, so we can pretty much rule out that second theory.

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          1. JWF
            15 years, 9 months ago

            lol

            Should be booked if he left the field of play... so he must have really stretched to reach the fans and still stay the right side of the white line.

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            1. For Fuchs Sake
              15 years, 9 months ago

              The fan came to him.

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              1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
                15 years, 9 months ago

                The fan came to him because berbatov went to him first. Law says you don't incite or encourage fans. He crossed the White line so booking by the law. If not a booking then it seems pretty suspicious.

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                1. For Fuchs Sake
                  15 years, 9 months ago

                  Get a life pal! Show me where you read this rule please.

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              2. JWF
                15 years, 9 months ago

                Ah then the fan should be ejected and banned for leaving the stand...?

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                1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
                  15 years, 9 months ago

                  Well law says if you come on the pitch you are likely to receive a fine or even be banned.

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        2. For Fuchs Sake
          15 years, 9 months ago

          He didn't, he just stood infront of them, it's only if you actually go into the crowd and start hugging row A

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          1. For Fuchs Sake
            15 years, 9 months ago

            Fooking grow up!!! The two of you 🙂

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            1. Brendy
              15 years, 9 months ago

              Well said jamboken!!

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          2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
            15 years, 9 months ago

            He went towards the crowd which encourages the crowd to get involved. Definately booking

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            1. For Fuchs Sake
              15 years, 9 months ago

              Shuuuuuuttttttt up you foooool!!!!!! People like you ruin the game of football! I bet every goal scored today involved a player going towards his own fans, so watch all the replays and give me a list of players who should have been booked today.

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              1. Brendy
                15 years, 9 months ago

                If they had berbatov in their team they wud be quiet

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              2. Nutella
                15 years, 9 months ago

                does any1 really care?

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              3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
                15 years, 9 months ago

                Look berbatov crossed the White line and ran over to the utd fans. In the eyes of the law it is a booking. Don't vent your anger towards me I did not make the law, I am just stating what the law is. Berbatov should be booked and the fan ejected, simple as!

                You would expect a prem ref to abide to the rules, if he didn't book berbatov then expect him to be in trouble with the ref comitee. I am all for celebration but encouraging fans on the pitch is a bit dangerous.

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                1. For Fuchs Sake
                  15 years, 9 months ago

                  Show me the rule and we'll all believe you. I do not know anything about the white line, it's usually when they jump over the advertising. Facts facts facts, then we'll allow you to be boring!

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            2. For Fuchs Sake
              15 years, 9 months ago

              Boring!!! Show me the official rule stop basing it on assertion only.

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              1. For Fuchs Sake
                15 years, 9 months ago

                Since you can't be bothered, here are the rules. Berba should not have been booked. Thank you good night!!:
                While it is permissible for a player to demonstrate his joy when a goal has been scored, the celebration must not be excessive.
                Reasonable celebrations are allowed, but the practice of choreographed celebrations is not to be encouraged when it results in excessive time-wasting and referees are instructed to intervene in such cases.
                A player must be cautioned if: • in the opinion of the referee, he makes gestures which are provocative,
                derisory or inflammatory • he climbs on to a perimeter fence to celebrate a goal being scored • he removes his shirt or covers his head with his shirt • he covers his head or face with a mask or other similar item
                Leaving the field of play to celebrate a goal is not a cautionable offence in itself but it is essential that players return to the field of play as soon as possible.

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    2. YuvalFPL
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Should I get drogba out?

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    3. YuvalFPL
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Do you guys think I should get drogba out?

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    4. YuvalFPL
      15 years, 9 months ago

      ??SHOULDD I GET DROGBA OUT OR NOTTTTTTTTT??

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      1. BONZ
        15 years, 9 months ago

        last night was final straw for me - he looked awful.....i opted for Torres as his replacement 🙂

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      2. michaelington
        15 years, 9 months ago

        he has bolton and villa at home, im not getting rid until those two games have been played

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  2. THE Wild Rover
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Lol at Berbs pretending he is trying to set up Rooney!

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  3. Leeds Lad
    15 years, 9 months ago

    6 points from 5 players. fantastic start to the week. Torres save me!!

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    1. greghammer95
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Don't worry about it, I am on a similarly shite score, I'm not even going to look.

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      1. greghammer95
        15 years, 9 months ago

        13 from 6, including (C). Torres can save me to if he likes.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          15 years, 9 months ago

          Something abit different with the name. An improvement. 🙂

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      2. Shipstontrev
        15 years, 9 months ago

        11, with 2 for Dunn on your bench 😉

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  4. For Fuchs Sake
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Berba 3bps please

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  5. threeputt
    15 years, 9 months ago

    how come evra never seemes to get rotated ?

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    1. For Fuchs Sake
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Because he's awesome!!

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    2. The relentless pursuit of p…
      15 years, 9 months ago

      you jinxed it 🙂

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      1. threeputt
        15 years, 9 months ago

        fantastic !

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  6. jamsiep
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Lulz at all the Utd fans treating Berba like a hero, after all the embarrassing comments last season.

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    1. JWF
      15 years, 9 months ago

      +1. He got absolutely slated for not instantly fitting into a different team and system, going from a team built around him to one he had to adapt to. I'm sure he'll be instantly crap again soon once he goes a few games without scoring.

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      1. tazri
        15 years, 9 months ago

        he already has gone a few games without scoring and now he is again

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    2. $hahriyar
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Laugh at yourselves first kiddo. You got bigger shit to take care off.

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    3. njfsdkffslkf
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Aka SOM, Shar and AP.

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      1. AP
        15 years, 9 months ago

        😆 Cretin.

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      2. jamsiep
        15 years, 9 months ago

        And you old bean. Although I'm sure you'll still deny that conversation you had with my little brother last Easter. 😉

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Hand on heart i have no idea what your on about.
          I remember 2 specific conversations defending Berbatov when he was slated on here
          Blackburn away and Chelsea at home when I made the case that Park, Nani etc were leaving him isolated and it wasnt Berbatov fault.

          That was mainly with SOM. Besides just cos im very much pro Tevez doensnt mean i was anti Berbatov.

          Need akers to link my pro berbatov write up (which he linked previously) from last season.

          Btw.
          Mentioning your bro,my small bro has finally admitted to changing his opinion of Berba. He can vouch for my pro Berba stance from a long way back

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    4. Dimitar
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah, just yesterday on twitter ppl were saying he scored 8 goals in 2 matches and that he needs to score important goals...he just did again.

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  7. applebonkers
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    db i'm moving forward my berbatov transfer, will you be joining me? 😛 charlie adam can wait a week

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    1. njfsdkffslkf
      15 years, 9 months ago

      raises glass to the idea.;)
      T minus 2 hours until confirmation.

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      1. applebonkers
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        in order to get adam and berbatov i'll need to get rid of drogba for torres. could be a blessing in disguise

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    2. JWF
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Nah. Missed the boat a bit I fear. I've put my eggs in the Torres basket (which will no doubt end in tears).

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      1. AP
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Have the faith. Tomorrow could *could* be huge.

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        1. JWF
          15 years, 9 months ago

          I bloody hope so... could be two emergency captain bail outs in a row if it happens (will also be particularly sweet if he scores big as Andy hasn't got him... at the moment).

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          1. AP
            15 years, 9 months ago

            Really?! But he's Torres' official no.1 fan.

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            1. JWF
              15 years, 9 months ago

              I know! He got burnt what seemed like 10 times this season and has got Berbs instead (after ditching Balotelli)... I'm sure he wouldn't give me the satisfaction of admitting it but I think he'd be mighty miffed if Torres went crazy as my captain.

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      2. njfsdkffslkf
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Nice fixtures and a double upcoming.

        Im hoping to hang onto to the coat tails. What a terrible purchase Bent was no when I could have got Berba for same price

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        1. JWF
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Yeah maybe. Torres also has those (an extra double too). To be honest I need to look at the double situation a bit more closely with the free wildcard in mind. It may be that I temporarily ditch Tevez to get Berbs in and then Wildcard to fix it all.

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    3. jamsiep
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Drogba > Berbatov
      Nasri > Fabregas

      ...the week after next. Yeah boi!!

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      1. AP
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Boom.

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      2. Granville
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        You going without Chelsea players?

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        1. jamsiep
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Most definitely.

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          1. mr messi
            15 years, 9 months ago

            Not even Lamps? I'm tempted to take a punt on him.

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            1. jamsiep
              15 years, 9 months ago

              I don't usually have Lampard in my team at the best of times, let alone when we (and he) are playing like dirt.

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          2. Granville
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            15 years, 9 months ago

            Totally stuffed, Zigic punched the ball.

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      3. AP
        15 years, 9 months ago

        I'll be doing something very similar but Torres, nZog out. Berba Fabs In.

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        1. Akers
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Torres Out?

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        2. tosey
          15 years, 9 months ago

          nzog and torres out before a dbl week?

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        3. JWF
          15 years, 9 months ago

          You're not ditching Torres before GW24 are you?!

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          1. AP
            15 years, 9 months ago

            To Akers and Jwf.

            Torres out in 2 weeks, or is it 3. Soonish anyway!

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            1. Akers
              15 years, 9 months ago

              Ok.

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            2. JWF
              15 years, 9 months ago

              wol/FUL double is GW24. If you've got Torres now you keep him for that week...

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            3. njfsdkffslkf
              15 years, 9 months ago

              Torres and Berba both have dgw in the same week

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        4. njfsdkffslkf
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Selling 2 players who have 3 dgw between them?

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      4. njfsdkffslkf
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Time to say bye bye to Odem 🙂

        Berbatov, Tevez, Torres is the way forward until week 27 wildcard.

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  8. Well you know, Triffic
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Ah, is it time to ditch Carroll, for the berbasloth.

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    1. The Holy One
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Ditch Carrol!? Are you crazy?

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      1. Shipstontrev
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Ditch Elmander, not Carroll.

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        1. Well you know, Triffic
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Drogs is coming in for Elma

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      2. Nutella
        15 years, 9 months ago

        NEVER

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  9. TorresMagic™
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    Rafael struggling, rotation awaits....

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    1. Akers
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Feigned injury because he was embarrassed at letting the ball go out. He's fine.

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  10. Jairzinho
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    Dann YC HAHAHAHAH

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  11. dogtanion
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Lads, I noticed James Perch started today for Newcastle and was apparently very good in keeping Bale quiet...any chance he'll keep his place for the weekend? Cheers lads

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    1. Locarno
      15 years, 9 months ago

      "James Perch" and "very good" in the same sentence.

      I must be p*ssed.

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    2. jamsiep
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Wasn't he playing LB?

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  12. applebonkers
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    come on rooney give foster a routine save already

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    1. dogtanion
      15 years, 9 months ago

      lol...He's made 3 saves already but nobody has noticed - apart from me obviously.

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      1. applebonkers
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        there's another 1 just in case. thankyou vidic and your hammer head

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  13. tazri
    15 years, 9 months ago

    8) 😐 🙁 :} 🙂 😉 😕 lol 😮 :p :{

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    1. tazri
      15 years, 9 months ago

      hasta la vista baby. wont do the link this time. :o0 he's smoking. 😉

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    2. jamsiep
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Get a grip.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        +69

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  14. jamsiep
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Hernandez > Berbatov

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  15. BigUps
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Drogs -> Berbs
    Nasri -> Fabs

    Yay or Nay? Both due for a rise tonight. My team is linked.

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    1. jamsiep
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Not this week... It's worth keeping Drogba for Villa at home.

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      1. BigUps
        15 years, 9 months ago

        The only other way to get Fabs in is to move Cahill earlier than needed. I have 2 free transfers.

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      2. BONZ
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Berba will be due a rest at weekend.....he has played 2 in 3 days.

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  16. Holy See
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Do Birmingham keep 7 back regardless of the score. Makes for..a relegation candidate. And my 2-0 a bit doubtful.

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    1. The Holy One
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Really hope they go down. Too bad Stoke isn't joining them.

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      1. dogtanion
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Read a great article on the Guardian online about how nobody would miss them if they went down...very true

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        1. BONZ
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Hard to beat yet shat.....sums them up as they do tend to play with 6 defenders!

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  17. Akers
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Pathetic from Hleb.

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    1. PFOR
      15 years, 9 months ago

      And he knows it.

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    2. THE Wild Rover
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Pleb

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  18. BONZ
    15 years, 9 months ago

    be great to take Rafael off now b4 the card.....
    then 2mins after the change Zigic score!

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      15 years, 9 months ago

      +1

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  19. Brendy
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Hleb u diving coont

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    1. AP
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Wonder where he learnt that!!! 8)

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      1. Shakey
        15 years, 9 months ago

        You're throwing stones from your glass house again.

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        1. AP
          15 years, 9 months ago

          I meant Barca Faulk, but clearly your Pires guilt has surfaced.

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          1. Shakey
            15 years, 9 months ago

            I didn't say where you were throwing the stones, just that you were throwing them.

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            1. JWF
              15 years, 9 months ago

              It is good to have you back MF... good to have Le Arse back in the banter mix. It was becoming a bit boring watching just jsp and AP slug it out. Variety is the spice of life.

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  20. Duckbill
    15 years, 9 months ago

    ahh bloody gutted i missed out on my transfer deadline, damn pc time wasnt synchronized properly (if anyone can helpe me with that)

    was going to do baines and elmander out for evatt (couldnt afford anyone else and dgw comming up) and toress.

    Would have had evatt as 2nd sub behind nzogbia but with nani and kolarov not playing he would have come on. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Ah well i got drogba as captain so coudl still survive the week.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 9 months ago

      The excuses get better & better Buggu.

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      1. Duckbill
        15 years, 9 months ago

        it wasnt i thought of doing it, i actually tried to do it and realized i was 2 minutes out.

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    2. Shipstontrev
      15 years, 9 months ago

      do you not own a watch?

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      1. Duckbill
        15 years, 9 months ago

        i was watching the time on my pc and like always i tend to leave my transfers to the last minute.

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    3. MTPockets
      15 years, 9 months ago

      'pc time wasnt synchronized properly'

      ha ha yeah righto. You can setup a gravatar on an internet forum but can't set the time on a pc? Of course.

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      1. Duckbill
        15 years, 9 months ago

        You idiot its done automatically by the pc and currently its not synchronising with any of the servers. Google it and you see other people have had simillar problems.

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  21. Nutella
    15 years, 9 months ago

    every1 ready for terribly awarded bonus points? 😀

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    1. The Holy One
      15 years, 9 months ago

      =/

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      1. Nutella
        15 years, 9 months ago

        rice ranking

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  22. stilicho
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    Was it really a Cahill assist? Looked like Pienarse to me, but my eyesight is pretty bad.

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    1. greghammer95
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Your eyesight, and hearing is terrible (No offence).

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      1. stilicho
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        Why my hearing?

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          15 years, 9 months ago

          Commentary.....

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          1. stilicho
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            15 years, 9 months ago

            Pardon?

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    2. Duckbill
      15 years, 9 months ago

      yep wasnt it arteta who passed ito cahill to chipped it into the box, pity it wasnt baines.

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  23. Enrique
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Just done Rooney to tevez,

    Now i think the bench will be important this week, and mines brunt odemwingi and jara, (all against united)

    So i need to take a hit and do Samba to a 5.6 or less defender.

    Thoughts?

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  24. LasCebollitas
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Mason is a joke of a ref!

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    1. jamsiep
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Premier League referee gives majority of decision to Utd non shocker.

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
        15 years, 9 months ago

        ?
        Birmingham havent even made one decision to be made.

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  25. juanito
    15 years, 9 months ago

    score for me, Vidic!

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  26. The Prophet
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Think Berba, Giggs, Rafael BP potential

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  27. 88mph
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Ref's a Utd fan and I just noticed what a punchable face Rafael has got!

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    1. BONZ
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Now you noticed......any twat with hair like that has a huge target underneath the mop!!

      Particularly when conceeding in last minute 🙁

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  28. Brendy
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Vidic nailed on for bpts

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    1. stilicho
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      15 years, 9 months ago

      Hahahaha

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  29. tosey
    15 years, 9 months ago

    get in

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    1. stilicho
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      15 years, 9 months ago

      high five

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  30. AP
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Gibson YOU SUCK.

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