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Tuesday’s Matchday Surgery

4 January 2011 2166 comments
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A Gameweek under floodlights brings a midweek Fantasy Premier League deadline – not only that we’ve got the lure of double fixtures to consider. That all adds up to a supremely busy Tuesday evening around here, with plenty of Fantasy Managers wiping away the perspiration in search of some last minute inspiration.

We’ve opened up the Matchday Surgery chatroom nice and early for you to allow you time to settle in, find yourself a seat in the stand and try to fight off those last minute knee jerks.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. jamsiep
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    Carson is f*cking awful.

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    1. Oliver Reed
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      lol hes retarded. ive hated him ever since he fooked up for england and had that stupid look on his face...

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  2. Twisted Saltergater
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Oh dear. Scott Carson.

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  3. Dan - We want our Trophy ba…
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    Awful from carson!

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  4. Declan
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    Matt Derbyshire and Cameron Jerome 😀 😀 :D, Nikola Zigic must be really pissed off!

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  5. Floydy_floyd
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    Carson worst keeper in the league.

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    1. Boom!!!
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      15 years, 4 months ago

      noooo still better than almunia.

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Easily. I've said the same many times on here

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      1. Funkyav
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        Rob Green???

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  6. SuperDorrans
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    F*ck off!

    Carson you absolute joke, get in Myhill. If we can't beat these I might go and put £20 on us to get relegated in the morning.

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    1. applebonkers
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      15 years, 4 months ago

      the odemwingie bet is off 🙁

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      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
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        or was it anytime scorer?

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      2. SuperDorrans
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        Nah it's anytime, but still he's looking rubbish, why won't he just shoot? Why can't any of them just shoot?!

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  7. dave_the_bear
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    15 years, 4 months ago

    Carson just broke hearts.
    Delighted, cos accum is all comin up good at the moment 🙂

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  8. denial
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    I took Davies out about 2 weeks ago. Can I still have a moan?

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  9. For Fuchs Sake
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    Guess who could only put Carson in goal?

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    1. jamsiep
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      Di Matteo?

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      1. Syd.
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        Jimmy Saville...

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        1. For Fuchs Sake
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          Geoff Capes!!

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        2. Jermaine Chigurh
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          Steve McLaren

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    2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      A spanish waiter

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  10. cariadmon
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    15 years, 4 months ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just logged in and found Adam still sitting on my bench. Only transferred him in this aft for the DG. Must have logged out before confirming my team..

    🙁

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      Oops!!

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    2. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Masterstroke.

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    3. Declan
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      You've missed out on 1pt so far!

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    4. Bazman returns
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      You never know with all the rests of late he still may play?

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    5. For Fuchs Sake
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      That may not be a bad move.

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    6. cariadmon
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      Also put Foster in instead of Hart, but he's back on the bench as well!

      This was supposed to be my week!!

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    7. NLB
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      Poor from Jerome...

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  11. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Keep it up Birmingham, 45 more minutes!

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  12. PFOR
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    How is Adam looking lads? Watching the United match instead.

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      +1, have SSN on in the back and he's been robbed of a few assists

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      1. PFOR
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        At least we'll get his bps 😕

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  13. Logitech
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    f**K off birmingham!

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  14. Syd.
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    Simon "Fookin" Davies dceides to score now... 12 Gameweeks too late...

    This game is soooo fookin crooked....

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  15. Oliver Reed
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    am i the only person who likes RBJ's dry sense of humour...

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    1. Declan
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      He tells it, as it is.....

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      1. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Nope, I'm a fan. It's fairly scattergun mind.

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    2. ...---...
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      No way Olly, he's my kinda guy as well!!

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      1. The Bandit
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        Impersonation is the best form of flattery! 😉

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    3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      oh, dont start them Ollie! therell be innumerable morlcks crawling out from under their jizzy sheets to vent their pathetic lifes frustrations at me! 🙂

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        see Ollie¬!!! the fan club are out!!!

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      2. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        You love it though! 🙂

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      3. ...---...
        • 15 Years
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        Tell 'em RBJ! Buncha Feckin morlcks that they are!

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          • 16 Years
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          morlocks fan number 1!

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      4. David Davros
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        It's a good job you've got a legion of followers willing to get their nose brown to admire you and laugh at your shit jokes to fend them off isn't it then.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock

          shut up morlock fan number2!

          look, theyre all out from under the ground!! aaarrgghhh!!! Ive never had this many emerged at once! It's like gears of war!

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          1. David Davros
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            You're the one who was on here raving about the fact that you have no friends and nothing other to do with your life on the weekends than come on this website. Week in, week out.

            I suppose it explains the bitterness, and maybe the inspiration for some more of your shit jokes?

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
              • 16 Years
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              all true!

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        2. ...---...
          • 15 Years
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          Cocoon,

          Don't you say one Feckin wrong word about RBJ!

          YOU HOMOPHOBE!

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      5. Dai Chicken Pie
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        crawling out from under their jizzy sheets

        I must admit I exhaled strongly in a manner akin to laughter

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          🙂

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      6. Oliver Reed
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        lol@under the jizzy sheets, quality!..

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        1. David Davros
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          Absolutely jokes, case in point.

          RBJ, you're my heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero. OMG your soooooooooo funny.

          lolololol

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
            • 16 Years
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            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jealousy

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            1. David Davros
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 4 months ago

              lololol

              that must be it

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          2. _Freddo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 4 months ago

            Watch what you say Cocoon, he has quite the fan club round here, usually aged around the 16 mark.

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          3. Dai Chicken Pie
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            well come on it was funny. Unless its close to the bone of course.....

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            1. David Davros
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              It was more in reference to the swift change in username, didn't even read his post

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              1. Dai Chicken Pie
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                ahh misunderstood

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    4. threeputt
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      15 years, 4 months ago

      more wet than dry humour...

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    5. Simon Neil. God.
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      His humour is not dry, nor is it funny.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Your moniker leaves a lot to be desired ... 😐

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        1. Simon Neil. God.
          • 15 Years
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          How come?

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
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            Well, if you're going to make personal attacks on RBJ, you must expect some of your own foibles to be questioned ... 😉

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            1. Simon Neil. God.
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 4 months ago

              What's wrong with Biffy Clyro?

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              1. David Davros
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                used to be great 😉

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                1. Simon Neil. God.
                  • 15 Years
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                  Still are, mate. They did say they'd go mainstream for two albums to gain some success. 😉

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                  1. David Davros
                    • 16 Years
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                    Well if they ever make an album like vertigo of bliss again i will be a happy man!

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              2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                It's your promulgation that's embarrassing - the band is neither here nor there ... 😐

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                1. Simon Neil. God.
                  • 15 Years
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                  So I'm not allowed to say it how it is? Which is quite hypocritical when your trying to defend RBJ.

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      2. Abstruse
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        15 years, 4 months ago

        He's funny when he's not lauching a personal attack against me, when he does it's hilarious.

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    6. jamsiep
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      I like his shit bets.

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      1. AP
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        +1

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      2. _Freddo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        +1000000000.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          + 2000000000000000000000000000000000

          Ollie's won off a few of mine

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          1. Oliver Reed
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 4 months ago

            i must owe you a few beers 🙂

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    7. Voronin
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      He is a proper saddo. Lives his life through some bizzare alto ego on a Fantasy Football forum. Just weird.

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      1. LasCebollitas
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        he must surely be a member of the betfair forum.

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      2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        ok, VORONIN!!! SADDO

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        1. Voronin
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          Is that it. Boring.

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      3. _Freddo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Wierd and wrong but the less said about that the better....

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          great comment!

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          1. _Freddo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            I don't want to get banned again for exposing your fetish for you know what.

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          2. Voronin
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            Don't get it.

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            1. _Freddo
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              He likes to recruit the young mob to his fan club...

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              1. Voronin
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                Gotcha. Freaky, I reckon he is 50+.

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    8. $hahriyar
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      Colorful language!

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  16. njfsdkffslkf
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    This would be one massive irony if Blackpool fail to score tonight with every active player actually investing in their players.

    Typical.

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    1. jamsiep
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      Indeed.

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    2. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      Always hoping they would do the business V liverpool

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    3. Hudson
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      Gerrard was always the *sensible* option and also for the armband too!

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    4. Dai Chicken Pie
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      yeah in an alanis morrisette type way

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  17. rasher
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    15 years, 4 months ago

    Foster 5 saves already f@ck off!!!

    Brought in kingson for krul and have dropped foster for 1st time in ages...

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    1. Super-Hans
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      15 years, 4 months ago

      same here...

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  18. Hudson
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    Which mugs picked Crainey then? A defender that never gets down the wing and crosses from deep when he does. Infact i lie when i say defender cause he awful at that, and when in his own half will pump it forward, not play it out.

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    1. bunk_medal
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      It was a cracking assist for the goal as far as I'm concerned. Hleb couldn't miss.

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  19. AP
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    Blackpool can still lose and Adam gobble up the BP. Don't know what everyone is worrying about.

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    1. jamsiep
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      When Birmingham win, Barry Ferguson gets 3 BPs. Fact.

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      1. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        I'm not feeling that great about relying on the BP judges though.

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        1. jamsiep
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          It's an embarrassing tactic.

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          1. denial
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            I'm concerned there's been a collective loss of sanity for this DGW - myself included. League rivals haven't even changed their teams and could easily wind up with better points.

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            1. jamsiep
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              It's because we are all having such shitty seasons.. So we've piled all our hopes on the doubles!

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              1. denial
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                Well, you speak for yourself on that one. The Utd and Arse DGW are the one's to go for. This one might be fools gold.

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          2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            It's embarrassing, but alarmingly effective.

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      2. harmonica
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        That has only happened once this year. Fact

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        1. jamsiep
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          Go away! 😀

          Birmingham have probably only one game anyway.... 😉

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    2. JWF
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      Indeed. I hope Brum get me the Foster cleanie and then Adam can have the BPs (wouldn't mind Foster picking up a couple either).

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    3. $hahriyar
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      As long as Utd wins don't really care about that. F&ckin fpl season has gone apeshit anyways.

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      1. AP
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        Did you see Hernandez's finish?! Hells bells it was saaaweeeeeet.

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        1. $hahriyar
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          He'll yeah! Just letting him do the talkin instead banging on about him 😉

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          It was hot!!! 🙂

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  20. Freshy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Stoke has no prayer to score in open play

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    1. Zep
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      lol at you

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  21. herman murman
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    i like it, rbj alright 2

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  22. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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    Why are people moaning about Adam??? He has one an a half game left look at drogba on Sunday did f all in the game but got a goal and assist which Adam can still manage

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      Who knows, especially when he is still capable of being on the losing team and yet get 3 bps.

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    2. TheHazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      even 4 points isn't a disaster

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      1. applebonkers
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        exactly

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  23. kroky
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    how is odemwingie playing?

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    1. threeputt
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      i know, i cant believe it either !

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      1. Knee-Jerk-Chicken
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        Brilliant

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  24. Mighty
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Top 2 in the world have no double GW players....

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    1. Boom!!!
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      breaststroke.

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    2. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      My rival sits at 22
      None for him also
      He has no expensive forward players and 4 top defenders. I keep waiting for his luck to change

      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/eventhist.mc?id=1496097&event=22

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    3. cariadmon
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      Guy on top also has Ferdinand, Cahill & Carroll ????

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  25. qwerty
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    Has Adam done something to defend shitloaad picking him as captain?

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  26. SuperDorrans
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    I love how everyone moans about the bonus judges all the time, but you put your captain choice' points in their hands basically.

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    1. Jermaine Chigurh
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      The way this season is going, bonus points are more predictable that goals and assists.

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    2. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      hahaha +1

      PARK THE BUS, BIRMINGHAM

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  27. AP
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    lol @ merson. What a goon.

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  28. @ImpressiveTackl
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    Nani should be stripped of that assist me thinks.

    It will be given to Hernandez and be changed to an OG (Shawcross I think).

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    1. jamsiep
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      Way to ruin the mood....

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      1. @ImpressiveTackl
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        Lol. Just sour grapes really.

        My work colleague guerilla transferred him out of my team for Malouda today.

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    2. AP
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      faaaaaccckkkarrrrrrrrrrffffffffffff.

      😯

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    3. Simon Neil. God.
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      *Checks team*

      No Nani.

      Now F*ck off.

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      1. @ImpressiveTackl
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        Only a wind-up young lad.

        You don't even link your team gringo.

        All speak little man.

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  29. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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    Word on BBC is that Man Uniteds goal was actually an Own Goal.

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    1. rasher
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      It could have been hard to see who it hit.. Either brilliant from hernandez or unlucky by huth

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    2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      It would be criminal to take that off him

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    3. LasCebollitas
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      they'll give it hernandez though - they always favour the striker.

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  30. Mogsy
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    All that is required is a penalty for Adam to take, as long as he can get it past Foster or Reina ummmmmmmmm.......still 135 minutes+ to go!

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