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4 January 2011 2166 comments
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A Gameweek under floodlights brings a midweek Fantasy Premier League deadline – not only that we’ve got the lure of double fixtures to consider. That all adds up to a supremely busy Tuesday evening around here, with plenty of Fantasy Managers wiping away the perspiration in search of some last minute inspiration.

We’ve opened up the Matchday Surgery chatroom nice and early for you to allow you time to settle in, find yourself a seat in the stand and try to fight off those last minute knee jerks.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. IAmTheWalrus
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    You've heard it all before - United not playing at their best, but still winning comfortably. Story of their season. On a separate note, my kingdom for a good free-kick taker in the 2010-11 Premier League.

    excuse my little ignorance, but is this expression 'my kingdom' a common one, whats he on about?

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    1. Tanjiro
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse...

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    2. TheHazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      King Richard: A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!

      Catesby: Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a horse.

      King Richard: Slave! I have set my life upon a cast,
      And I will stand the hazard of the die.

      Richard The Third Act 5, scene 4, 7–10

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      1. IAmTheWalrus
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        nicely done!

        appreciated boys

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  2. SuperDorrans
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Last time we were in the prem we conceded loads, last season we conceded loads and this season were as bad as the back, all with Carson in goal, not really a coincidence. Our defence on paper isn't anywhere near the worst in the league so it must be Carson, he is awful!

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  3. Simon Neil. God.
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    rrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      you need help. seriously. Youre screaming my name randoly in response to nothing. Take your dick out your hand and dial 1800 sadcase

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        *randomly

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  4. McEwan
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Thats Crainey tick, Carson tick. So anybody looking for Utd clean sheet, beware Rafael is going to score an og!

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    1. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      You should probably stop investing in shite defenses then.

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  5. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    4 of the top 10 players (and the top 3) have either VDV or Bale as captain.

    Do they know something that we don't?

    I considered VDV, but it was always gonna be Nani, Adam, or Torres.

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    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      I dunno VDV against a week Villa side, not the worst call. I actually went for Fabs as captain, crazy I know but he could do a lot of damage.

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        Sorry meant Everton 😛 Without Cahill could be in trouble

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  6. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    I swear if one of you f@#*ers writes a single strong-worded email about Nani's assist, I'LL hunt you down!

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    1. dave_the_bear
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      haha 🙂

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  7. tosey
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    get in stoke!!

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  8. Dan - We want our Trophy ba…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    SHIT!!!

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  9. njfsdkffslkf
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Il take 5 points only from adam over the 2 games if Foster concedes tonight.

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  10. @ImpressiveTackl
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Stoke equalise. Dean Whitehead.

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  11. watchr
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Magic. Rival has 2 Man Utd defenders.

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    1. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      If that rival is me then eat sh*t.

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        paranoid android.

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  12. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    facccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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  13. dave_the_bear
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Get IN!!!! 1-1!! CAN WE HOLD ON!?! PLEASE!!!

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  14. IAmTheWalrus
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    vidics fault, i hate when cbs do that

    ALL HIS FAULT

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  15. $hahriyar
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Vidic the guilty party.

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  16. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    noooooooo manu CS gone. damn.

    by one of my bench as well! (small consolation showing my insight in Whitehead)

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  17. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Rubbish goal to concede. FFS.

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  18. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    back on the horse must be regretting benching whitehead now.........

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    1. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      he's at the far end of the bench as well. there was never any intention of letting him near the pitch!

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  19. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Sunday league defending

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  20. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    i have no united defenders 🙂

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  21. RafaMC
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Delighted who assisted ?

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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 4 months ago

      Tuncay

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      1. dave_the_bear
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 4 months ago

        What a player 🙂

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  22. Abstruse
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    This was NOT a good GW to play FIVE defenders 😥

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  23. Mogsy
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Vidic goal coming up as he will want to make up for that.

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  24. Waldaz
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    Vidic, get out of my team! 😡

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  25. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    At least Utd cleanie gone.

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  26. Cashnex
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    FFS Blackpool stop playing it short in your own penalty area all the time.

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  27. Simon Neil. God.
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    ADAM ALMSOT!

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  28. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    I hate you Foster!

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  29. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    sub gibson saf.

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  30. Qubit
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 4 months ago

    hahaha, feck sake Stoke not scored at old trafford since 1980 apparently! Jeez

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