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25 January 2011 606 comments
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After the acrimonious big money move from Sunderland last midweek, a debut goal in a 1-0 win meant Darren Bent was the natural headline-grabber for Gerard Houllier’s side in the home match with Man City, but closer inspection of the Villa game should perhaps offer up even more encouragement for Fantasy Owners of Ashley Young.

Slowly but surely, Houllier is shaping the team and redefining personnel rules according to his own preference, and playing in the hole behind a lone forward, Young looks as if he could reap the rewards. Villa’s 4-2-3-1 formation is not about possession play -they had just 31% of the ball against Roberto Mancini’s side- but the acquisition of Bent not only gives Villa the penalty box predator they were lacking, it allows them to utilise the pace of Gabriel Agbonlahor -wide left of the 3- and gives Stewart Downing a move to central midfield, where his creative guile can help on the counter attack, another feature the side were perhaps missing.

Average Positions

Bent may have only had 1 shot at goal on Saturday evening but his willingness to put in a shift for the team’s cause should not be overlooked; a look at this Average Position heat map from the Man City game shows just how much so. Bent (39) dropped deep continually and was, on average, level with Stilyan Petrov (19), who inhabited the defensive central midfield role.

The free role afforded to Young (7), however, allowed him plenty scope to roam and stay higher up the field and, as a result, he was far and away the furthest forward of any of the Villa players. There’s no surprise, then, that of the nine attempts on goal by Villa, Young had as many as four. Only three Joe Hart saves prevented him from finding the net, though Bent’s finish from one of those rebounded shots did mean he bagged an assist.

Passing Heatmaps

Being the furthest forward allowed Ashley Young to receive the ball more often, and as result, he made over twice the number of passes than Darren Bent. Young’s movement was without restriction and as the heat maps below show, he popped up on both wings as well as staying central for Villa. As a result, he made 55% of all his passes in City’s final third.

Bent, on the other hand, made just 21% of his passes in the opponent’s final third, with 35% of his passes being made in his own half, further indication of his solid, defensive work for the sake of the team.

With only one win on the road thus far, Villa will no doubt be looking at their home games to garner the points that would ensure their survival. They have seven league games left at Villa Park this term and all of them (FUL, BLA, WOL, NEW, STK, WIG, LIV) are definitely winnable. Providing he stays beyond the January transfer window and keeps his role within the current formation, Ashley Young looks as fundamental to their fight as the new boy does.

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  1. markieffm
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    WC team… Whaddya think?

    Foster (El Habsi)
    Huth Alcaraz Djouru Hutton Elmo
    Malouda Nani Adam VDV Ferguson
    Van P Tevez Berba

    …. Tempted to have bent instead of berba and upgrade keeper or alcaraz…..

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    1. Bumbaclot
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      bad idea..

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      1. ZeSuPeR
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        - Alcaraz

        + Kelly / Pantsil ?

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        1. Squerly4568
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          whats happened to alcaraz? is he imjured?

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          1. matiakez
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Out for two weeks

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    2. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Just be careful of GW28 as you'll have 2 really iffy keeper choices that week

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  2. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Apparently Emile Heskey tried a few volleys in training before England's games at the World Cup, hitting the net with every one!

    ...Turns out he's sh*t at Tennis as well 😛

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  3. Bumbaclot
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    i had to raise the alarm at work yesterday... the dwarfs were fuming!

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  4. Molby
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Gerrard introduces Charlie Adam on the training ground: "Gays, this is my new Madam."

    todays greatest

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  5. mr messi
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    How many FFS posters does it take to change a light bulb? 3 - one to change it, one to tell him not to change it cos it has a good fixture and one to shout epic fail when the first guy drops it.

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    1. pompeyfan
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      best one so far

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      1. mr messi
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks - I had thought no one had seen this, or just thought it was cr@p!

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    2. Turbodog
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Or ...

      How many FFS posters does it take to change a light bulb?

      I dunno, I can't decide, it's really doing my head in.

      What do you think?

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  6. Boss Hogg
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Will Alcaraz be back for Wigan next week (gw25)?
    That'll be his "two weeks" right?

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    1. Boss Hogg
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Any Alcaraz news anyone?

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Maybe the people who have seen this post so far, don't know the answer to your question?

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  7. Azzy
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    put £30 on arsenal, utd and villa - returns £110 😀

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    1. tosey
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      ive done £35 on bent and rooney to both score at anytime and under 2.5 goals in liverpool fulham game, returns £250. got my chelsea winnings from last night to play with

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    2. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Good luck gents. Those bets ALWAYS look better on paper though

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      1. tosey
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        chelsea at 5/6 did last night aswell 😉

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        1. Azzy
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          i can see the liverpool game being over 2.5 goals .. hmm

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  8. Milky
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    I heard Elton John applied for the job as Director of Football at Aston Villa. He had heard their frontline is Young & Bent

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    1. PFOR
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      So old. Originally Gary Glitter.

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      1. Milky
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Takes a while to make it to Europe

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    2. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      This would be even better if they signed Robbie Keane

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    3. pompeyfan
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      harsh on Elton John, why is he being made out to be into young boys??!

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  9. Soop
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
    "I can't be fecked with this" says Paddy, and starts swinging from the scaffolding shouting "I'm a lightbulb! I'm a lightbulb!"
    The forman sees what's happening and wanders over.
    "Ye've lost it Paddy. Take the rest of the day off and sort your head out."
    With that, Murphy starts packing up his tools.

    "Where do you think you're going?" asks the Foreman
    "Well, I can hardly work in the dark now, can I?"

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  10. Soop
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when Murphy falls straight down an open manhole.
    "Murphy! Is it dark down there Murphy?"

    "I wouldn't know Paddy, I can't see a fecking thing."

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    1. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Paddy and Murphy deregulate the banks and decide to invest the entire country's wealth into a spurious property 'boom'.

      Punchline TBA...

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  11. pstokes2010
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    if you build up your transfers to 3 and then use the wildcard does that mean the free transfers are gone?

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    1. More Cowbell
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      You can only ever have 2 at one time squire, but yes, they'd both be gone.

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      1. pstokes2010
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        sound,wasnt sure

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    2. ZeSuPeR
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      you can only build transfers up to 2, pretty sure wildcarding wipes the transfer slate clean as well.

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  12. PFOR
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Tough game for Liverpool tomorrow.

    Football.

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    1. gatzi
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      🙂

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  13. I don't like cricket..…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Which one is the odd one out? A Shark, a Lobster, a Scouser or a Crab?

    Ans. A shark as all the rest are shell suite wearing, pinching b*stards.

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  14. THE BAD
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Damned Chelsea…I hope the news here in portugal are lies, and that David luiz will stay here…
    how can it possible that David Luiz leaves Benfica for the same amount Paulo Ferreira and Bruno Alves left Fc Porco (Fc pig)…

    we are allways being fu”#ed…

    by the way…

    How is this Matic they say chelsea is giving to benfica?? Anyone knows him? What’s your opinion on him?

    ty!

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    1. si
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I hope we don't sign him too. There are other areas that need spending so if this is blowing all our budget it will be ridiculous. We have 3 top centre-backs so should really only need a decent 4th one for around £10m.

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      1. THE BAD
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        exactly... I don't understand why do they want to get david luiz... he's an excelent player, and a good investment for the future...but right now, he probably won't be first choice. he will be a great bench. but unless chelsea goes back to the old big spender days (like city nowadays) it's just waste of money... it would be so much better if it goes only on the summer...

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      2. FPL Daniel
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        And they are injured all the time. BTW I think this is madness to much money for a defender. We needed attacking midfielder, play maker, forward all more needed and we are playing 30m for a defender. Bad market decision IMO.

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        1. THE BAD
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          it won't be 30m... the news here, is that it is 25+matic (btw, what do you think of him?)...
          25m is a good price for Luiz(considering you paid 20m years ago for paulo ferreira, who is a shit) (he will be the next brazilian center,and he is very young), however not for a winter market transfer...
          I hope your clubs think as you two!

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  15. Zizou
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    i have the task of salvaging my work colleague's team, he has made no transfers since week 1 and even his initial team is a disaster.

    his team value comes in at 96.3m and he wants to finish anywhere but last

    any suggestions of a team i could put together, need to seriously make up ground

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    1. gatzi
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Easy, get all the cheap and cheerful bunch we know and love:

      Coleman, Kelly, Djourou
      Adam, Brunt
      Odemwingie, Carroll

      And the rest I can't think of.....fill me in...

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    2. ZeSuPeR
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Why does he care, everyone will see he's made no transfers?

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    3. THE BAD
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      I don't know about the attack... but for the defense, you better make it low budget...

      rafael,djorou,walker,kelly,murphy,evatt,coleman,bardsley ... all of them i think are good options for a low budget defense...

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Attack
        Tevez (c), Bent Hoilet
        midfield
        Nasri, Young, Nollan, Etherington, Nani
        defense
        Kolarov,Coleman, Kelly, Murphy, Walker/Simpson
        Goalkeepers
        Gordon/ Myhill

        I think u have cash. If there is more cash go for Nani, DVD in midfield.

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        1. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Nani is in the provisional team, if there is no cash, go for Cahill, if not than DVD if not than change nasri to baron and make the ash 🙂

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    4. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Begovic - Gordon
      Kelly - Djorou - Walker - Murphy - Coleman
      Nani - Nasri - VDV - NZog - Ferguson
      Van P - Bent - Carroll (when back)

      How much would that be?

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      1. THE BAD
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        carroll->odemwinge

        while carroll is not back...

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  16. Soop
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are working atop a new skyscraper, when the lunchbell rang. The three sat down and opened their lunchboxes.
    "Ach," says the Scotsman "Cheese and Pickle again. I cannae be havin this. It's been the same for the last 5 years. Every single day. If my wife makes me this tomorrow, I'm fer throwin meself off this bloody building."

    The Englishman nods sagely and turns to his own lunch. "I know how you feel. Corned beef used to be my favorite, but after 10 years, I'm sick of it. I'm with you."

    The Irishman peers into his own sandwiches. "Aye lads, I don't recall ever liking peanut butter, but for 12 years, that's all I seem to eat".

    The next day, after peering into their respective lunchboxes, each says his goodbyes and throws himself from the building.

    At their joint funeral, their wives are desolate. "I'm desolate" says the Scotchmans wife ", why couldn't he have told me? I'd have made something different."
    "I can't understand" says the Englishmans wife "I thought it was his favorite!"
    "I'm so confused!" Says the Irish Widow "He's been making his own lunch for the past 12 years"

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    1. Holy See
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      😆

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    2. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I was about to write that one out. Well done.

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      1. Soop
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks man, it's a long one. I'm pleased with "At their joint funeral, their wives are desolate. “I’m desolate” says the Scotchmans wife “"

        I'm going to incorperate that into the joke from now on.

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        1. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Snap. I ike that line too.

          If your telling it live it'll work even better if you say 'See, I told you they were desolate" after you say ' "I'm desolate" says the Scotsmans wife.'

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          1. Soop
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            15 years, 1 month ago

            Good call!

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  17. Molby
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Rumour is that Ramires got raiped in the goalcelebration yesterday and is out for a fortnight.

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    1. si
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      It was not pleasant viewing. The cameras quickly panned to an innocent child in the crowd until the incident had passed.

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  18. Soop
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    How many Bendtners does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one, but it takes him a few attempts.

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    1. I don't like cricket..…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      In his head though he is always perfect.

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    2. Back on the horse
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      like it

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  19. Soop
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Take 2 premiership footballers into the shower? I just wash N'gog.

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    1. gatzi
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Did you make this up?

      I like it

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      1. Soop
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Yep 🙂 I'm pleased with it

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  20. Molby
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    What is the difference between Kenny Dalglish and Elvis Presley?
    The King is still alive.

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    1. DOCLES
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      terrible!...

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  21. Soop
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    My favorite joke, I only tell once or twice a year, but it never fails to make me smile. It takes about 20 minutes to tell, but it's even better because sometimes I mention it, but say that I only tell it infrequently, so it can take weeks of anticipation.

    Then when I finally tell it, it has to be to as many people as possible. Invariably some will find it funny, and at least one will be pissed off that I've wasted so much of their time.

    And that person is why I love the joke.

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    1. gatzi
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      go for it....

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    2. Soop
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      This is it BTW, but I copy pasta'd since it's so long. I add bits to it and make it better.

      There was once a bus conductor, and he had really bad anger management problems, One day a woman on the bus refused to pay the fare. Well, the bus conductor got so angry he killed her. He was tried and sentenced to death by the electric chair.

      The day for his execution came, and they took him out of his cell and brought him to the chair. The guard said, "Have you any last requests?"

      The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please."

      So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.

      "Are you ready?" they asked.

      "Yes," he said.

      And they hit the switch. And nothing happened. So he was taken back to his cell.

      The guards rewired the chair and tested it a few times, and it worked perfectly. They brought the man back and said, "Have you any last requests?"

      The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please."

      So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.

      "Are you ready?" they asked.

      "Yes," he said.

      And they hit the switch. And nothing happened. So he was taken back to his cell.

      Well, the guards bought a brand new electric chair. This one was amazing: leather seats, gold-plated armrests studded with rubies, the works. It was an incredible sight.

      They brought the man back and asked, "Have you any last requests?"

      The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please."

      So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.

      "Are you ready?" they asked.

      "Yes," he said.

      And they hit the switch. And nothing happened.

      Now, in this particular state, there was a law that if someone survived the electric chair three times, he must be set free. So the man was released, and as soon as he stepped out of the prison, the press was all over him. He walked through the crowd and the flashing cameras until he saw a small man who asked, "Have you discovered some miraculous phenomenon of unripe green bananas?"

      "No," he replied, "I've just always been a bad conductor."

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      1. Soop
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Having just read that, my version is much better and much longer.

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      2. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        😆 Good work Soop.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          +42!!! 😆

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      3. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        well played mate

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      4. gatzi
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Oooooh, not as good as your N'Gog joke!

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  22. ZeSuPeR
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    One day Tom Thumb, Snow White, and Quasimodo are sitting around talking. All of the sudden Tom Thumb says, "You know, how do I know I'm the world's smallest man? Maybe I'm NOT the world's smallest man". And he got very depressed.
    Then Snow White says, "How do I know I'm the most beautiful woman in the world? Perhaps there is someone more beautiful than me!" And she got very depressed.
    Quasimodo then said, 'How do I know I'm the world's ugliest person? Maybe there is someone uglier than me!" And he, too, sank into depression.
    One week later the three were all killed in a car crash. While in Heaven's waiting room, they were all entitled to a private conference with God, who would answer for them one question. After Tom Thumb's conference, he came out smiling and said, "It's all right, I am the world's smallest man". Snow White left God's chamber smiling also, "It's ok,"
    she said, "I am the fairest of them all". Quasimodo came out of his conference scratching his head. He looked at the others and asked, "Who the hell is Martin Keown?"

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    1. Soop
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      not bad. Reminds me of... aghh, I'll type it out later.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Phillip Neville, Beardsley, etc., etc., 😀

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    3. kroky
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      lmao!

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  23. Azzy
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    does anybody reckon fabregas bent and rooney will score at anytime? might put a bet on..

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    1. Fratboy
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I don't think Fabregas will as he's on my team.

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    2. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      No. Only during gamedays and between the start and final whistle.

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      1. ZeSuPeR
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I've got a tip Rooney might score tonight actually..

        Provided his favourite girls on the street corner,

        Thank you Thank you, all my own work.

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  24. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.

    The deputy was shot eight times. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

    The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

    Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

    Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: 'Because that's all the ammunition we had..'

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  25. Podge
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Which 2 to bench from Elmo Coleman and Huth. I reckon stoke will get tonked but chances are they all will. Anyone giving Sunderland a chance at home to Chelsea (7 clean sheets so far) or does Coleman have a better chance of assisting/scoring at Arsenal ?

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    1. I am the Suarez
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      That's not funny in the slightest.

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      1. The Rock
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, you think this is some sort of Fantasy Football site?? WELL ITS NOT!

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        1. Soop
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          Agreed. Worst joke yet.

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Lads, lads - there's big football tonight - hold on, now!!! 😉

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        3. Soop
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          Ok, the one I thought of earlier.
          So 3 guys Jonty, Atilla and Rock (random choice) die and go to heaven. They meet god, he shows them around. Nice place, but just don't step on my rabbits says god. What will happen? You don't want to know.

          So they're all running around checking stuff out when Jonty feels something crunch underneath his foot. Dead rabbit. About to hide it when god appears and drags him by his ear to a room. Jonty's punishment is basically to shag the minger (and she's really bad).

          Same thing happens to Atilla.

          Then they catch up to the rock who's boffing (celebrity of choice) Jessica Alba.
          [at tis point your mate will be looking chuffed]
          "How did you manage that?! say Atilla and Jonty"
          "Stepped on a b*stard rabbit" says Jess.
          [at this point he won't]

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          1. Soop
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            obv. This is usually longer and more detailed, but I just can't be arsed to keep typing out the whole thi

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              15 years, 1 month ago

              Pretty good 🙂

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              1. The Rock
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                Haha not bad Soop!

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          2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Had to read that twice ... HAHAHA!!! 😀

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      2. Podge
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Can't catch that limo now I heard it's packed.

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    2. Fratboy
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      I'm having the exact same problem, wondering whether to risk a Wigan defender against WBA..

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  26. Caine & Co.
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    A woman gives birth to her first child in hospital. The doctor cuts the umbilical cord and starts to swing the baby around, smashing it to the floor and walls. There's blood everywhere and the mother cries 'What are you doing? My baby!' The doctor beats and kicks the baby some more and now the mother is also covered in the babys blood. Then the doctor stops and says: "I'm just kidding, it was already dead"

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      hahahahhaha, best joke YET!!!

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    2. Louis Van Balls
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      You need therapy if you think that was funny...

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      1. I am the Suarez
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        plus one - terrible joke.

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        1. The Rock
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          Got to agree, it was one that would make you cringe if sombody said it, followed by an awkward silence!

          But it is a joke where you would laugh - but know you shouldn't!

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          1. MAD
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            I actually laughed out loud on that one.... thinks it's time to seek help 😛

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            1. Caine & Co.
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              You're fine! It's the people who takes these things too seriously who need professional help =)

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              1. Turbodog
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                If you have kids you'd tend to find it pretty abhorrent ğŸ™

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    3. Fratboy
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      omg thats awful, im never telling anyone that joke out loud

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  27. mikeywoodward
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    guys do i have the right subs for the week

    robinson
    hutton, vidic, djourou
    vdv, walcott, adam, nani
    tevez, torres(C), berba

    bench alhabsi nzogbia, coleman, murphy

    if adam leaves will put nzobia straight in.

    any opinions.

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  28. The Dynamo
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Terrific game between S. Korea and Japan.

    Honda is a very good player.

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      He has a good engine, he motors up and down that line well.

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    2. ZeSuPeR
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah Honda is immense, i'd like to see him in the prem =[

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    3. The Rock
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Was good in the world cup too, surprised a few premiership teams arn't after him, could see someone like Bolton signing him.

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  29. Attila the Bum
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Not sure if this will go over well, but my mate from Derry told me it and I thought it was good:

    The FBI, the KGB and the RUC (Royal Ulster Constabulary) are on a training exercise. The final test comes in a muddy field with a small copse of woods on top of a hill. The instructor says to them "right in those woods there is a white rabbit, the police force that apprehends the rabbit in the shortest possible time is the winner".
    KGB go first - they all run into the woods with sniffer dogs, but after an hour their time is up and they return empty handed.
    "Da zer iz niet vite rabbit in da voods".
    FBI go second - they all run up to the woods, using heat sensing equipment, sniffer dogs, and top forensic tests but again after an hour they return empty handed and pissed off.
    The RUC go next - they charge into the woods, all of a sudden the other teams hear shouts, gun shots and all kinds of commotion coming from the woods.
    The RUC come down after an hour with a grizzly bear with a black eye holding its hands up.
    "Vat iz zis?" Say the Russians, "thats not a white rabbit its a f*cking grizzly bear" shout the FBI
    The RUC officer merely gives the bear a shove and the bear says:
    "I am a white rabbit I am a white rabbit I am a white rabbit"

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    1. maglia rosa
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      :mr green:

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Well, I like it!!! 😆

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  30. maglia rosa
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    oooops

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      No spaces! 😉

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      1. maglia rosa
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        wont let me do it at all now

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