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25 January 2011 606 comments
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After the acrimonious big money move from Sunderland last midweek, a debut goal in a 1-0 win meant Darren Bent was the natural headline-grabber for Gerard Houllier’s side in the home match with Man City, but closer inspection of the Villa game should perhaps offer up even more encouragement for Fantasy Owners of Ashley Young.

Slowly but surely, Houllier is shaping the team and redefining personnel rules according to his own preference, and playing in the hole behind a lone forward, Young looks as if he could reap the rewards. Villa’s 4-2-3-1 formation is not about possession play -they had just 31% of the ball against Roberto Mancini’s side- but the acquisition of Bent not only gives Villa the penalty box predator they were lacking, it allows them to utilise the pace of Gabriel Agbonlahor -wide left of the 3- and gives Stewart Downing a move to central midfield, where his creative guile can help on the counter attack, another feature the side were perhaps missing.

Average Positions

Bent may have only had 1 shot at goal on Saturday evening but his willingness to put in a shift for the team’s cause should not be overlooked; a look at this Average Position heat map from the Man City game shows just how much so. Bent (39) dropped deep continually and was, on average, level with Stilyan Petrov (19), who inhabited the defensive central midfield role.

The free role afforded to Young (7), however, allowed him plenty scope to roam and stay higher up the field and, as a result, he was far and away the furthest forward of any of the Villa players. There’s no surprise, then, that of the nine attempts on goal by Villa, Young had as many as four. Only three Joe Hart saves prevented him from finding the net, though Bent’s finish from one of those rebounded shots did mean he bagged an assist.

Passing Heatmaps

Being the furthest forward allowed Ashley Young to receive the ball more often, and as result, he made over twice the number of passes than Darren Bent. Young’s movement was without restriction and as the heat maps below show, he popped up on both wings as well as staying central for Villa. As a result, he made 55% of all his passes in City’s final third.

Bent, on the other hand, made just 21% of his passes in the opponent’s final third, with 35% of his passes being made in his own half, further indication of his solid, defensive work for the sake of the team.

With only one win on the road thus far, Villa will no doubt be looking at their home games to garner the points that would ensure their survival. They have seven league games left at Villa Park this term and all of them (FUL, BLA, WOL, NEW, STK, WIG, LIV) are definitely winnable. Providing he stays beyond the January transfer window and keeps his role within the current formation, Ashley Young looks as fundamental to their fight as the new boy does.

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  1. FPLord
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Always wanted to play my 2nd WC in GW26 (or GW27), but all those price rises of the cheap defenders (like Djou + Kelly), Fabs + RVP could ruin my plans. Have only 0.1m left for my dream team now 🙠Anyone else in the same boat?

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  2. Soop
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    Ths French guy goes to the vending machine to get a soda, but in front of him is this Belgian guy.
    The Frenchman stands there for a while as the Belgian keeps stuffing money in and retrieving can after can.

    "You sure like coca-cola" Says the French guy.
    The Belgian replies "Why quit when I'm winning?"

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Haha - french racism? 😕 😉

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  3. TO
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    There were three friends Chris, John and Keith, who decided one sunny day to go for a walk in the forest. After a while they realized that they were lost. And before they knew it they were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told them that the only way they could survive from the cannibals was to pass the trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So they thought that was easy enough, and all three friends went their separate ways to gather fruits.

    Chris came back first and said to the king. ” I brought ten apples.”

    The king then explained the next part of the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you will be eaten. The first apple went in… but on the second one he screamed out with pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

    Then John arrived and shows the king his ten fruits which were berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be a piece of cake. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therfore he was also killed.

    After a while Chris and John met in heaven. Then Chris asked John, ” Why did you laugh?, you almost got away with it!”

    Chris replied, ” I know, I couldn’t help it. I was doing fine when all of a sudden Keith showed up with all those watermelons!”

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      😆 Very good.

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    2. MAD
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      Pineapples, not watermelons..

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      1. Soop
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        +1 It's pineapples!!!

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    3. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      Made me laugh, good stuff.

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    4. jimnastics
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      Isn't there a joke like this in League of Gentlemen??

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  4. Egg noodle
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    jokes > RMTs

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  5. I am the Suarez
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Park update:

    South Korea equalised in last minute of extra time but can't score a pen to save their lives.

    3-0 to Japan on pens at mo.

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    1. I am the Suarez
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Park's coming home. All over 3-0 on pens to Japan.

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      1. jms
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Not necessarily. I expect him to play on Friday in the third place game. Third place automatically qualifies for the 2015 tournament. We should know soon.

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        1. I am the Suarez
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Good knowledge! Can you imagine how purple Slur Alex would go if he got injured in the 3rd place play-off?

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  6. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    I made a chicken salad today.

    Cheeky bastard didn't even eat it.

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    1. Soop
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      LMAO!

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  7. Attila the Bum
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    Two cannibals eating a clown, one looks at the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      😯

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  8. mastario
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    hey guys my friend is very close to rio ferdinand and he messaged him this earlier on twitter.. no berbatov! ðŸ™

    http://img546.imageshack.us/f/rf5.png/

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Don't believe this. Could easily be photoshopped.

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      1. Bubbles
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I doubt Rio would give away the team news before the game. A right old hair drying from Fergie if that was true.

        That, and I just don't want to believe you.

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      2. Kingston
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Nonsense I reckon. Tho i'd love it

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      3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        My God - you b*ggers are desperate! ðŸ˜

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    2. Locarno
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      That's photoshopped. But it would b "£$%&*$% BRILLIANT if it was right. 🙂

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      1. tosey
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        just checked ferdinands twitter, nothin on there apart from about women refs

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    3. MAD
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      lol... it says rioferdy5 on the message and "send rioferdy66 a message" above it 😀

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  9. The Face
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    In Gameweek 19 I got 18 points - BRAG.

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  10. Soop
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    This Swiss guy is driving a truckload of penguins through the Alps to deliver them at the aquarium, when his truck breaks down. He's pretty much stuck up there when another driver rolls past. The Swiss guy flags him down.
    "Hey, can you give me a hand here?"
    "sure" says the Norwegian driver, "What do you need?"
    "Well, I'm going to be stuck here for a while - can you take these penguins to the aquarium for me?"
    "No problem." They load the truck and off he goes.

    A couple of days later, the Swiss driver finally rolls into town, when he sees the Norwegian walking along with all the penguins following behind him.
    "Hey! I thought I told you to take those penguins to the aquarium?!"
    "That was two days ago. Yesterday we went to the park, and now we're on our way to the cinema."

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Very good! 😀

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
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        lol,tekkers

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  11. Attila the Bum
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    Here's a riddle instead:
    It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die.
    What is it?

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    1. Locarno
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Nothing.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Bah, hows this one:
        Was has four legs multiple balls and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

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        1. Locarno
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          A pool table.

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            Damn! I give up. 🙂

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            1. Perthite
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              RiddleFail? 😉

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        2. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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          Snooker Table?

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        3. Nomar
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          A snooker table.

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        4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          A gum machine ...

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        5. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          Elton John and David Furnish?

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          1. Back to Back Ballacks
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            lol!!!!!

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    2. Davidmon
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      NOTHING

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      1. Davidmon
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        haha your riddle got slapped up

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    3. Kings of Lyon ★
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      nothing

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    4. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I know it but I won't say, see if someone else can get it.

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
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        Or not...

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    5. Egg noodle
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      chuck norris

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    6. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
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      poo

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  12. Nomar
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Paddy goes for a job.

    The only job they have is in a Forest as a lumber jack.

    Skint, and wanting to work Paddy takes the job.

    So they give him a chain saw and tell him that he has to cut down 20 trees a day or else he will be sacked.

    At the end of the first day Paddy goes back to the boss, absolutely tired and covered in sweat. However, he's only cut down 10 trees.

    Now, ordinarily, the boss would sack him. But he feels for Paddy so he gives him another try.

    Well, next day Paddy works like a Trojan but only cuts down 15 trees.

    The boss decides to give him one last try and Paddy works like never before. But by the end of the 3rd day he is 2 trees short of his total.

    The boss figures that there must be something wrong with the chain saw he's given Paddy so he pulls on the cord and the machine buzzes into life.

    "Holy Mary!" says Paddy shocked, "what the hell was that noise?"

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Fantastic!!! 😆

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    2. Soop
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      That reminds me of another one...

      Paddy goes for a job painting the white lines on the road.
      First day he does 10 miles, and the boss is very pleased.
      Next day he does 5 miles, and the boss is concerned.

      Finally the third day, he does 1 mile, and the boss decides to have a word.
      "Well what d'ye expect?" says Paddy "I have to walk 16 miles every time I want to dip me brush"

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  13. Kingston
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Andy gray been sacked. Omg

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    1. Locarno
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      If you'll excuse me, guys, I have a job to apply for.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        *elbows Locarno out of the way* MINE!

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    2. TO
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      off to BBC?

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    3. Attila the Bum
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Unbelievable Jeff!

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        LOL! 😀

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    4. DarPaC
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      🙂

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    5. mr messi
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Take a boo son!

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  14. teddypicker
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    ANDY GRAY SACKED LOL

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
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      really?

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    2. Bubbles
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      YAAAAAAAAAY!!!

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    3. The Rock
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Wow, didn't expect them to sack him, thaught he would get away with it.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Sorry but that's a joke! What he says in his own time as a joke is his business. Bloody backstabbing work colleagues! Off to Europa League on channel 5 then!

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    4. I am the Suarez
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      That'll teach him for trying to sue one of his bosses other companies!!

      Some might speculate that he's been fitted up good and proper.

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  15. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    I take it this article has been flooded with Arsene Wenger jokes?

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  16. maglia rosa
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    andy grey leaves sky sports
    bye bye

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  17. The Dynamo
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Good bye Andy. I don't think they will let you do commentary on even FIFA now.

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  18. Henry Hill
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Apparently Gary Glitter's getting rather interested in Aston Villa now he's heard their strikers are Young and Bent

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  19. Rasping Drive
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    My mate is so tight. One day after finding a crutch in the street, he went home and broke his wife's leg.

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  20. tosey
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    andy gray fired

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    1. applebonkers
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      i liked him. they should have kept him on but made him dress like a woman for the rest of the season. a good compromise for all parties

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      1. Soop
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Genius.

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  21. H Dog
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    I was walking the other day and somebody threw some cheese in my face. I said 'Real Mature'.

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    1. Soop
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      I like, it could be tweaked though!

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  22. Locarno
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Andy Gray's replacement. She's already a football host, but she speaks Italian.

    I'm willing to learn.

    http://www.manicmalta.com/mmdiscus/messages/1353/6205.jpg

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I'd prefer Emmanueal Adebayor..

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Bellisima!

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    3. maglia rosa
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      yum yum

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    4. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      big tits? lol

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    5. Nomar
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Dare not click on this as both my little ones are resting on me at the moment (had to take day off work today and take them to doctor as both of them and my wife have got a flu virus).

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    6. kroky
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      id like to ugga bugga her!

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  23. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Something which happened in December 2010 was a factor in the sacking... what was that?

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    1. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      all the farts he kept doing

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      He's suing the News of the World (parent company - News International, owned by Rupert Murdoch) for bugging his phone / voicemail, so Sky (parent company - News International, owned by Rupert Murdoch) have fired him.

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  24. Damo.
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    Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
    "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Dave, "and what are you doing in my Bedroom?".
    The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter". Dave was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back Straight away".
    St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog
    or a hen." Dave was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
    "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"
    "It's not so bad" replies Dave, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".
    "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".
    "Never" replies Dave
    "Well just relax and let it happen"
    And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood
    for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...ever!!!
    The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting... "Dave, wake up you drunken bolloks, you've sh!t the bed"

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
      Joke of the day.

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      1. Abstruse
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        +1 😆

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      2. maglia rosa
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        ditto by far

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    2. Soop
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      Nice one!!! I couldn't see that one coming!

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    3. MAD
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Hahahahha, this one made me laugh even more than the one with newborn baby 😀

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  25. Attila the Bum
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Ok last riddle from me.
    What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      The sea?

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    2. Bubbles
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      A river. 😉

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      A river

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    4. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      river

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    5. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      water/river

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    6. Attila the Bum
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Ah all you smart feckers! Yes a river. Don't know many others so I'll leave it there. 🙂

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  26. Bumbaclot
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    any squad news coming out for tonight? RIO/DJ news?

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Both scorring two goals rio assisted by rooney and DJ assisted by adam

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  27. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Pat Dolan for the Sky job!!

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Big Ron for the Sky job!

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    2. Back to Back Ballacks
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      +1,,he'd have to take macari with him tho!

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  28. applebonkers
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    what did the leper say to the prostitute?
    keep the tip

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Did you hear about the leper playing poker? He kept throwing in his hand.

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      1. applebonkers
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        love it!

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossing out the other fans. The leper wanders through the bleachers looking for a seat where his grotesque appearance won't disturb anyone else. Finally he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there.The man answers, "Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."The leper sits down and adds, "As you can see, I have leprosy. If it disturbs you, I will move.""It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, and watch the game."A while later, during the fourth inning, the man suddenly vomits.Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere.Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick. I will find another place to sit.""It's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."So the leper sits back down. But during the sixth inning, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is projectile vomitus. A powerful blast of beer and pretzels shoots out from the man's mouth and nose until is stomach is completely emptied.Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick. I will find another place to sit.""Really, it's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."So the leper sits back down. But during the seventh inning, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is the dry heaves. The leper feels absolutely awful at the sight of this man suffering. And once again, the leper offers to leave.But the man insists, "Really, it's NOT you."So the leper asks, "Well if it's not me that is making you so sick, that what is it?""It's that guy behind you. He keeps dipping his nachos in your back."

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Now that's an image Bonkers. I'll have to rob that! 🙂

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    2. Soop
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Just imagine it's a bottle of ketchup...

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    3. Nomar
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Hear about the 2 lepers playing cards?

      One threw his hand in so the other laughed his head off.

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        more leper jokes 🙂 love em

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    4. arfa
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      oh yes!

      🙂 🙂

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  29. Lewis - Sky Pod
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Best piece of news for football fans so far in 2011, bye bye Andy Gray, you will not be missed

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    1. cruyff81
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      What about Keys?? He will surely get the boot as well

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      1. Lewis - Sky Pod
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Hmm, not so sure, sky are reporting that Andy Gray made various other off-air comments, some in december which haven't helped his cause, guess this latest was the final straw. Keys might be safe for now. Gray is the big fish though

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      2. Back to Back Ballacks
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        i doubt it,,gray would have got away with until he got caught sayin he wouldn't ride her!

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  30. jimnastics
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Keys must be sweating right now... imagine what his hairy back looks like.

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    1. maglia rosa
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      so wrong 😆

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