[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
3 April 2011 2244 comments
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For those without Wayne Rooney owners, Saturday was a painful day (I bet you did better than me though). Hopefully there’s something on offer this Mothering Sunday, with two Premier League fixtures to close the gameweek out (good riddance).

The Dugout Discussion chatroom is open in time for Blackpool’s trip to Craven Cottage. The team sheets have been handed in and read like this…

Fulham XI: Schwarzer, Baird, Hughes, Hangeland, Salcido, Duff, Etuhu, Murphy, Dempsey, Zamora, Dembele

Blackpool XI: Kingson, Baptiste, Cathcart, Evatt, Crainey, Grandin, Adam, Vaughan, Ormerod, Beattie, Taylor-Fletcher

Fantasy favourites Charlie Adam and Clint Dempsey both feature as does Fulham striker Bobby Zamora. That’s his first league start since his injury back in gameweek three, and his presence relegates Andy Johnson to the bench. Other than that, Fulham line-up as expected.

As for the visitor’s, DJ Campbell competes his three-match suspension today, which allows Brett Ormerod to play alongside Gary Taylor-Fletcher and James Beattie up front.

On a more comical note, Fulham chairman Mohamed Al Fayed has erected a statue of Michael Jackson outside Craven Cottage. No, really.

That monstrosity aside, and it’s perhaps the final game of the day at Eastlands that has our interest, as Man City play hosts to Sunderland. Will Carlos Tevez’s owners be rewarded for holding on? I hope so.

Akers Richard or Akers, as he is known, has been regularly haunting this site since July 2008. He is young and foolish, take what he says with a pinch of salt. Follow them on Twitter

  1. WillK
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    a 0-0 would be very nice

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  2. Jairzinho
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    Never seen so many 1s on my team page!

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    1. Scoredelario
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      3 o'clock every Saturday

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      1. Long Live King Eric
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        touche

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  3. 5hahriyarj
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    If any of the scout ppl are here, what happened to my account? My posts are not comin up?

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    1. Marknlard
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      Why has a post appeared that is blank?

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      1. 5hahriyarj
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        it's not appearing at all! was fine earlier 🙁

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      2. Attila the Bum
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        I dunno, I wonder what they were going to say? Could have been important.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Oh there's another!

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          1. Marknlard
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            Yeah something weird going on here. Probably someone messing around, but how do you get a blank username?

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Sort of creepy isn't it? Wonder who it is? Maybe it's so bad that the scouts are censoring everything they say...

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              1. 5hahriyarj
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                But why are my posts disappearing? I'm not sayin or commenting on those threads anyways. Pisses me off!

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              2. Attila the Bum
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                EEeee there's one of the blank posts on mine now! Get it off get it off! Creeping me out!

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            2. Scoredelario
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              Yeah weird.

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  4. Attila the Bum
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    Balls to FPL. I fricking hate it, fantasy cricket world cup is a far better and more rewarding game 😉

    By the way Newcastle's search for a new striker is over
    http://twitpic.com/4gj8he
    We can rebuild him, we have the technology......

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    1. Scoredelario
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      I agree about the balls bit but please don't lure me into cricket based number crunching. I don't even like cricket but I know I'd get instantly hooked and it's so much more complicated!

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    2. AP
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      I heard they were remaking Robocop. Terrible scenes...

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Really? Bet it's going to be a load of toss, the original was great in a mental 80's way. Who's in it?

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        1. AP
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          Hopefully not Shearer! Cast hasn't been announced yet, but it'll be dreadful no doubt. Colin Farrell is playing Quaid/Hauser in the total recall remake. *Pukage*.

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            Didn't know they were remaking Total Recall! Have Hollywood completely run out of ideas that they now have to remake classics? Wickerman, Bad Lieutenant, Italian Job - all ruined in recent years

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            1. AP
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              It's cos of the writers strike of a few years back.

              ONLY good thing i've heard about a Total Recall remake is that Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad is rumoured to be the villain.

              http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment/movies/2011/03/31/17817286.html

              GET YOUR ASS TO MARS.

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              1. Attila the Bum
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                See it might actually be a good remake if they do it right, its such a good mad story. The original was Arnietastic but if they play the new one more seriously then it could be very different in a good way.
                Won't have a young Sharon Stone though, that's the major flaw.

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                1. Locarno
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                  Farrell's a good actor. In Bruges is superb.

                  A young Sharon Stone? Hmmm... I'd better trawl through the contenders.

                  Scarlett Johannson???

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                  1. Attila the Bum
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                    Oh I love Scarlett...... I HATE SEAN PENN!
                    *weeps like a psychopath*

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                  2. Attila the Bum
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                    Love the Arnie pick there 😆

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            2. King Eric, in America
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              Classic use of the word classic, there.

              Irritates me, remaking relatively recent movies (clearly, I'm old).

              What next? Remaking Avatar? Matrix?

              My idea: Reality *movie* --- terrible enough to make 1 billion

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        2. King Eric, in America
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          *please say cantona, please say cantona, please say ... *

          Robo-uberphilosophical-cop 😀

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    3. gooner dave
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      Photoshop that yourself Attila?

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Erm if you think its good - yes
        If you think its shite - errr no my pet monkey did. He's a bit special.

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  5. Scoredelario
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    Ok I'm randomly going to cheer on yaya toure and gyan just because I like them and none of my enemies have them. Say thanks if you have them, because Although I just cursed your team, it was with good intentions.

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    1. Ini
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      You said you just found this website, right?

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      1. Scoredelario
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        Yes but I discovered cynicism ages ago

        Why?

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        1. King Eric, in America
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          "but I discovered cynicism ages ago"

          Ha!

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          1. Scoredelario
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            I don't think that's a genuine laugh. 🙂

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  6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    dear carlos

    you know what to do

    F*CK ALL

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    1. 5hahriyarj
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      I was asking about this a bit earlier but my posts were not appearing. Was wondering which game it was so i cud check the score. So what's gonna happen now?

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      1. Gargamel
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        We cash out and wait for the next fix 🙂

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        1. Scoredelario
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          Ruined it! (read up)

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        2. 5hahriyarj
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          I was afraid that the feds gonna come and get me, no bets! 😛

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    2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Damn missed that, could've improved my €0.62 paddy power account

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      I was already on it, got 7/2 for 0-0 and 9/4 for 1-1.

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  8. Reed_Rothchild
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    So it' time to ship out Coleman? For who? Walker?

    Is Shevchenko, I mean Torres, ever going to score for Chelski? What a waste.

    Have a feeling Carroll is going to bust out with a big game soon. I love watcing his Alan Shearer exploits in the air.

    Players who will never be in my tem again this season: Fabregas, Cahill, Arteta, Nasri, A. Young.

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    1. skully
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      many football watchers asking the same question..when torres wanna start scoring for his new team..
      they better ask the same question to mr.andy carrol 😉

      ..hehe..

      ..im goin to transfer out nani..and bring in more unrotated player..

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  9. pstokes2010
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    15 years, 25 days ago

    after that horror show from adam silva(capt) and tevez better do something

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  10. gooner dave
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    Bloody hell. Tevez 7 games with no goals, cue the hattrick today then.

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  11. Drip Doctor
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    A.Johnson is going to take a lot of Kolarov's set pieces isn't he.

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  12. Reed_Rothchild
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    I love it when Mark announces a catastrophic injury to a player and says he will be out for several weeks.

    Then thousands transfer the player out after hearing the news.

    The next day, Mark comes out with an update that the injury wasn't as serious as first thought and the player will be fit for the upcoming fixture.

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  13. Attila the Bum
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    No doubt been commented on quite a bit today but loving the tacktastic Michael Jackson Fulham statue - lollius maximus.

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    1. Locarno
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      Brilliance. It's so naff, it's genius.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        I really really hope it glows in the dark

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          What Al Fayed had to say was brilliant as well, if you don't like it go to hell or chelsea

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          1. Marknlard
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            It's a great quote, but might prove to be his Gerald Ratner moment.

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          2. Attila the Bum
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            That's the Cromwell thing isn't it - You can go to hell or to Connaught

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    2. gooner dave
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      Aye saw that just now on sky. German commentators were having a good old laugh about that.

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  14. Jinswick
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    A,B or C this week??

    A) Kolarov -> Dawson
    B) Stockdale -> Mignolet
    C) Coleman -> Bardsley or Nelson

    Foster, Stockdale
    Baines, Luiz, Kolarov, Coleman, Kelly
    Fabregas, Nani, VDV, Nasri, A Young
    RVP, Zigic, Welbeck
    Bank 0.0m

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    1. Jack Frost
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      I am a first timer, but I would replace Kelly and even Zigic after 33, rather than carry dead wood - bench needs attending. Kol has a DGW in 36. Mig has Gordon fit on the bench, and Bardsley may be OK eventually, but let Coleman play bench until he's in full health.

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  15. denial
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    In some ways, it would have been funnier if Citeh had bought a rubbish Torres for 50 million, but I suppose him being at Chelsea's a decent second.

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  16. Scoredelario
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    If balotelli was a regular starter he'd be the first name on my team sheet I don't even care about red card possibilities. Laugh all you like! If he stays next season,watch him own the premier league

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      He's such a guttersnipe nobhead, not going to sign him. He'll piss off his team-mates, he'll piss off the fans. He'll be a flop.

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      1. Scoredelario
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        The man city fans will absolutely love him if he does well. And the players will have to put up wit him! But the guy is dynamite, he hasn't eve started to show his best yet but he will unless he runs off to Italy this summer

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  17. Demí
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    test

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    1. Scoredelario
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      Aother blank post what's going on?

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Really odd isn't it? Is it the same person do you think?

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        1. 5hahriyarj
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          Who are you talkin about?

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        2. Scoredelario
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          Probably. Or maybe it's something wrong with ourbrowsers

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          1. Scoredelario
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            Again!

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        3. Attila the Bum
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          Urgh theres another replying to me!

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  18. Aranboy
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    Who is a Good Mid That is 6.7 or lower But Not Adam or Jarvis ?

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    1. denial
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      Adam Johnson? 😉

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      O'Hara

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    3. Scoredelario
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      Duff. If you can sub him sometimes including blank week

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  19. Reed_Rothchild
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    Patrick Viera will come off the bench and score in stoppage time giving Citeh a 1-0 victory. Kolarov will be taken off at the 59 min mark nullifying the clean sheet his owners expected.

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  20. gooner dave
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    AJ 1-0 yaya assist

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  21. Scoredelario
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    Yaya assist, say thanks for my earlier curse

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  22. 5hahriyarj
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    Why doesn't he do this more often?

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  23. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    F*ck off, someone reccomended AJ to me on friday, went with Dempsey instead though. Gutted.

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    1. skully
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      nobody knows adam is goin to play or not..instead of dempsey..

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      That would be me. As Bieber though 😀

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      He can spot a differential for shizz. Wonder how often he takes his own advice?

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      1. Scoredelario
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        Wow what a perfect article that was

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  24. Back on the horse
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    Pen. come on tevaaayyyyyyy

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  25. Scoredelario
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    Shit. Let balotelli take the pen

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  26. gooner dave
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    Peno city

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  27. Akers
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    Tevez is blatantly going to miss.

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  28. Scoredelario
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    NOOOOOOOOO

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  29. Akers
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    PHEW!

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