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3 April 2011 2244 comments
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For those without Wayne Rooney owners, Saturday was a painful day (I bet you did better than me though). Hopefully there’s something on offer this Mothering Sunday, with two Premier League fixtures to close the gameweek out (good riddance).

The Dugout Discussion chatroom is open in time for Blackpool’s trip to Craven Cottage. The team sheets have been handed in and read like this…

Fulham XI: Schwarzer, Baird, Hughes, Hangeland, Salcido, Duff, Etuhu, Murphy, Dempsey, Zamora, Dembele

Blackpool XI: Kingson, Baptiste, Cathcart, Evatt, Crainey, Grandin, Adam, Vaughan, Ormerod, Beattie, Taylor-Fletcher

Fantasy favourites Charlie Adam and Clint Dempsey both feature as does Fulham striker Bobby Zamora. That’s his first league start since his injury back in gameweek three, and his presence relegates Andy Johnson to the bench. Other than that, Fulham line-up as expected.

As for the visitor’s, DJ Campbell competes his three-match suspension today, which allows Brett Ormerod to play alongside Gary Taylor-Fletcher and James Beattie up front.

On a more comical note, Fulham chairman Mohamed Al Fayed has erected a statue of Michael Jackson outside Craven Cottage. No, really.

That monstrosity aside, and it’s perhaps the final game of the day at Eastlands that has our interest, as Man City play hosts to Sunderland. Will Carlos Tevez’s owners be rewarded for holding on? I hope so.

Akers Richard or Akers, as he is known, has been regularly haunting this site since July 2008. He is young and foolish, take what he says with a pinch of salt. Follow them on Twitter

  1. Scoredelario
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    Terrible penalty :(why did that go in

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    1. The Holy One
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      What!? Perfect penalty, GK still couldn't catch it.

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      1. Scoredelario
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        Mainly because I didn't want it to go in.

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    2. Hybrid.power
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      Assist?

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      1. Ini
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        great peno. No assist.

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  2. Locarno
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    Urrghhh. Cheers, Carlos.

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  3. Attila the Bum
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    I took Tevez out for Carroll to make funds for Lampard.
    I am a twat.

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    1. Gnu
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      Ditto, for RvP. ho hum!

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    2. Marknlard
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      I did Nani out for Adam and Zigic out for RvP. Would have captained Tevez if I hadn't done them (and not lost 4 points). Badness.

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  4. Back on the horse
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    ooooooooooooooooo I almost shat myself.

    well done capitan

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    1. Marknlard
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      Who got the assist for the penalty?

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      1. The Holy One
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        No one. Tevez himself went down.

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      2. samcro
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        Tevez was the man fouled so I presume no assist?

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      3. gooner dave
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        None. Tevez tackled by bardsley.

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      4. Jax
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        tevez was fouled

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      5. Back on the horse
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        tevez - nobody

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  5. Mighty
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    I smell a drubbing...

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  6. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Shit week.

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  7. samcro
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    Get in there Carlos... You could fill your boots today son!

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  8. gooner dave
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    Thought it was a soft penalty at first. However seeing the replay, stonewall.

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  9. alsybach
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    that was NEVER a pen Howard Webb is a c*nt

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    1. samcro
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      Are you serious? Definitely a pen.

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      Don't forget your parachute. Freeeeeeeeeee Freefalling.....

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      1. alsybach
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        we will be ok.......we have an easy run in however, giving Steve nobjockey Bruce a new 5 year contract is a joke, hbloke is clueless......

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          He's not bad, he was asked to stop you being a yoyo club and he's done that. Brought in some good players too.

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          1. alsybach
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            I is not a fan

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        2. Attila the Bum
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          Feck this. I'm not going to watch Tevez score a hattrick - the prick. FPL is bloody torture lately.
          I'm off to bake a cake, a nice lemon drizzle will cheer me up.

          #rocknroll

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  10. Reed_Rothchild
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    It's ova. And some people recommend investment in Sunderland's defense.

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  11. Hybrid.power
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    Come on Kolorov, get in on the action!

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  12. 5hahriyarj
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    Finally Tevez.

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  13. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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    Tevez out RVP in
    Meierels (5pts) out Dempsey (3pts) in
    Possibly the worst 4pt hit ever.....

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    1. Jax
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      lol

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      1. Scoredelario
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        But your hit doesn't need to be redeemed in one week and they both have doubles to come.don't worry!

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        1. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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          +1

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    2. Munsoned
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      yes, tragic. you people need to calm down.

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  14. bobn
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    need this to end about 7-0 with tevez and silva all over it to stay in the cup really.

    facking nani blocking brunt coming off the bench.

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    1. Hybrid.power
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      Replace Silva with Kolorov and I agree. Especially the Nani thing. What a dick.

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      1. bobn
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        SAF is the antichirst. end of.

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        1. Hybrid.power
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          Four minutes. Seriously. What was the point of that?

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          1. Shipstontrev
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            +4

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          2. bobn
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            worst part was knowing youve been facked at the time but the true extent of the fackery only dawning with the passing of time.

            it was like watching a witch curse you.

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          3. Jonah
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            Think we had this exact same conversation yesterday, but you do realise that there's absolutely no reason why SAF would give a hoot about anyone;s Fantasy team?

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    2. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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      A sentence I never thought I would read lol

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  15. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    60 cent left in the paddy power account, gonna blow it all in one go!... any good bets?

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    1. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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      next goal city

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Will make about 20 cent profit on that, need something worthwile!

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    2. alsybach
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      Mcdowell for the masters.......40-1.......now THAT is a big price for G-MAC!!!! GET ON!!!!

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  16. skully
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    and suddently everybody is talkin bout tevez..hehe..and without wasting more time..lots of managers transfer in tevez..:-).cheersss..

    and..mcy goin to miss gw33..there goes tevez story..in and out..out and in..

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  17. Scoredelario
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    Oh well at least the guy who has tevez isn't one of the rivals I know personally. Friend of a friend but I think he'll overtake me if tev gets another.

    Kolarov really needs to FAIL!

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  18. Back on the horse
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    Nice. Leap frogged a fair few then. back up to 11th in Fran's league.

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  19. Jax
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    sunderbland

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    1. Shipstontrev
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      blunderland

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        winner

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        1. Back on the horse
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          slumberland

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          1. Back on the horse
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            defence gone asunder-land

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            1. Hybrid.power
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              I've got a better one: shite.

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            2. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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              Haha.

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  20. Drip Doctor
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    I was recommending Johnson last week and now with Liverpool's left back crises he looks an even better pick if you can bench afford to bench him the following week.

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  21. Scoredelario
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    The great thing about people downgrading their team to accommodate lampard is that they'll be annoyed if the players they shipped out do well and even MORE annoyed if lampard does badly

    Already looks like it's happening with tevez and Rooney!

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    1. Jonah
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      Still feel like, if you've done it already, not having Tevez for the next few weeks will be ok. Famous last words.

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  22. Scoredelario
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    Oh no kolarov will score

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  23. Reed_Rothchild
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    Still LMFAO at Chelski signing Torres, the biggest bust since Shevchenko. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that he doesn't fit into their syle of play.

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    1. Marknlard
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      I know, I woke up with a wet mattress, screaming with laughter. Must have been dreaming about it.

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      Jheeze give him a chance. A proper break in the summer and he could be lethal again next season.

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        A lot of the players who were involved in the World Cup have had poor seasons.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          and a lot have had good seasons

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        2. Reed_Rothchild
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          Torres hardly played. Same with Fabregas. No excuse.

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          1. Drip Doctor
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            So? They still have training, they still didn't get a break.

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            1. Reed_Rothchild
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              It's not like they were fatigued to the point that it was affecting their play this season. Torres didn't play because he was ineffective in the World Cup. He couldn't hold Villa's sack. Fabregas couldn't get playing time over Xavi, Alonso, Iniesta, etc.

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              1. Drip Doctor
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                I just don't understand your reasoning for saying he's a bad signing. Just because he's off form doesn't mean he will never be good again. He still needs to get used to the Chelsea system. I don't think you can judge him until next season.

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                1. Reed_Rothchild
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                  Maybe Jamsiep will have him on his team next season again.

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                  1. Drip Doctor
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                    Im sure a lot of people will.

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          2. Marknlard
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            They didn't just go for a holiday, though, did they? Still trained all the time.

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            1. Scoredelario
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              Yeah he's not french

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        3. doobie doo
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          @Chamakh that:

          RU F8ggiN serious? dude has been out of form since God-Knows-WheN?! The WC definitely has kept David Villa, RVP, Messi, et al out of form....grasp at a different straw...jeebus

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          1. Drip Doctor
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            Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas, Torres, Evra... I said it has affected SOME players. Sure it's not all down to the World Cup but it is a big part of it.

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            1. Drip Doctor
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              Also, RVP has hardly played all season. And the other two you have mentioned play in a less physically demanding league. Have a look around the Premiership, not many who went to the World Cup have been at their usual standard. Players who didn't go like Nasri, Bale, Walcott & Berbatov have shone.

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  24. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    How's Kolarov doing?

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    1. Back on the horse
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      getting forward well

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        Time to repay my faith!!

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    2. gooner dave
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      Looking pretty good. Sunderland look like they're going to concede a few more too.

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    3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Cheers, is there any way to do anytime goalscorer during the match on PP? Can only find next goalscorer. Gonna stick the remainder of my account on him, if so, 62 cent!

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  25. IAmTheWalrus
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    fulham 3

    backpool 0

    surely adam is set for max bonus points then/?

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    1. Scoredelario
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      Wish I'd thought of that joke

      🙂

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  26. Reed_Rothchild
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    Funny watching Liverpool trying to find strikers who fit. First with Cisse then Morientes then Baros then Keane, etc.

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    1. Marknlard
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      I know, I woke up with a wet mattress, screaming with laughter. Must have been dreaming about it.

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      1. Reed_Rothchild
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        I forgot about Harry Kewell.

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  27. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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    I just had a small look at Sunderland's for and in the last 6 games they've lost 5 and drawn 1.

    Worst form in the league.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Will get better.... Hopefully

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      1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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        It can't get much worst atleast.

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  28. Elts
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    Sunderland on 9 fouls already vs MC 1 .. think they are feeling overwhelmed

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  29. gooner dave
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    Kolorov yellow.

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    1. Nomar
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      Quelle surprise! Another 1 pointer to come then.

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      1. gooner dave
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        Don't know. Really can't see Sunderland scoring today....

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    2. Hybrid.power
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      FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. Scoredelario
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    Just wait for the football phone I to be full of people saying man city can win the league now!

    Although to be honest man city fans are quite realistic. This season is crazy ... Nobody wants to win the league. Man u will drop plenty more points

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    1. Granville
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      Do you actually know any City fans? Realistic they are not.

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      1. Scoredelario
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        Cmpared with the others challenging near the top...

        Most city fans want top 4, when they've just spent more money than anyone ever. A lot of fans would expect first

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      2. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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        I've never met a realistic City fan. (Or a united fan who was from Manchester...)

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        1. Granville
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          Have you ever been to Manchester? I guess not.

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    2. Marknlard
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      Nobody wants to win the league.

      This gets said every season.

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      1. Gargamel
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        I want to win the league!

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        1. Marknlard
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          Always bucking the trend.

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      2. Scoredelario
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        Not really. There've been plenty of seasons when the top few teams won nearly every game

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        1. Marknlard
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          Such as?

          Whenever the first placed team loses, someone as charmless as Mark Lawrenson says that.

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