[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    West ham lineup?

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  2. drughi
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    prediction for chelsea - west ham ? thinking 2-0

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    1. Cheggers
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      6-0 (Fats x4, drog x1, mikel x1)

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    2. big oak
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      2-0

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  3. bobn
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    I knew livepool would kill it without that oaf carroll getting in the way.

    but I didnt expect mereles and suarez to effectively do fack all. shocking.

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    1. Torres76
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      LFC flow much better without Carroll...with one mobile striker, four runners in midfield and Lucas manning the fort!

      Rock on KK

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  4. Chazza
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    Chelsea line-up anyone?

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    1. Perthite
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      Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, David Luiz, Terry, Cole, Essien, Mikel, Lampard, Kalou, Drogba, Malouda

      Subs: Turnbull, Torres, Benayoun, Zhirkov, Ferreira, Bertrand, Anelka

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      1. Chazza
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        Thanks 🙂

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  5. gooner dave
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    I'd really like to know what I was thinking when I signed Torres last week. 3 games since=3 times benched.
    Where do I apply for the most stupid transfer of the season?

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    1. Chazza
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      Hang on, what's the line-up? So Carlo was just messing in his press conference?

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      1. big oak
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        yeah like he did back in january when he said he'll play mceachran and bruma and bench lampard and alex

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  6. Torres76
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    Dempsey - LOL

    There was no chance I was bringing him in...

    Next week - Nani out for VDV or Dirk Kite

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    1. tearindon1
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      Dempsey still has another game. Isn't that the point of a double gameweek? u get a second crack.

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      1. Torres76
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        I agree matey. Lets just see after the next game.

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    2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      I brought him in simply coz i thought my oppo did. Don't understand the hysteria that surrounded making him captain.

      Absolutely rediculous. And then the guys that have captained him will get all pissy and swear

      Still...he has the much easier home game ahead...

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  7. A-Team
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    Anybody watch Wolves v Fulham? If so how did Jarvis play?

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    1. big oak
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      who cares how he played he returned a blank traded adam and barton out (2 assist) and brougt walters and jarvis in (2 blanks) plus i have coleman and walker on my bench (11 pts between them) and rooney (another blank) coming in for duff.

      thats what i call a bad unlucky week

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        What i call dgw hysteria

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  8. applebonkers
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    did anyone bookmark my post where i said franco di santo and joe cole would score, maxi would get a hattrick and karl henry would get an assist?

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    1. TommyK
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      I did bookmark your Chelsea team- awful prediction! 😉

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      1. applebonkers
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        need to update my menstruation ticker. was sure bleakley was available today

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        1. The Stock
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          LOLZ!

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    2. Chazza
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      Sure, it's in my handy folder along with Torres' goals for Chelsea.

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    3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      i did, when i was chewing the neck off jennifer love hewitt while she was screaming, with my winning lotto ticket in hand, and jaime hammer was getting her kit off in the corner.

      bookmarked that shit RIGHT up i did with my spare finger.

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  9. halnone
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    I'm scared to look at my score.
    at least I have Bent...

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  10. Touré De Force
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    And in the blue corner....

    The Ivorian goal getter that CANNOT be stopped.

    C'mon Droggers, it's all up to you buddy.

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  11. milanista
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Did Meireles get an assist??

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      1. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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        yes

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      2. chinmusic
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        He did, but apparently it's a dodgy one.

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      3. bobn
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        *sounds* like it will get taken away

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    • DGno9
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      West Ham Starting XI : Green(C), Jacobsen, Da Costa, Gabbidon, Bridge, Spector, Noble, Hitzlperger, Sears, Ba, Cole

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    • Locarno
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      Wow. Worst week ever. I always get thrown by DGWs involving shit teams.

      14 whole points.

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      1. Stat virgin
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        *Classic moaning halfway through a dgw post*

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      2. Cheggers
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        least ya didnt captain o hara.

        hoping he gets some unfair bonus points

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    • Orion
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      As I said yesterday, Drogba starts the game 😉

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      1. Cheggers
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        Good job we've got you then Septic Peg

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        1. Orion
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          😛

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      2. Chazza
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        He had the armband until that press conference which put a lot of doubt in my mind.. Ah well let's see what the Fatty's got to offer.

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    • Torres76
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      LFC flow much better without Carroll…with one mobile striker, four runners in midfield and Lucas manning the fort!

      I would have bought Benzema rather than Carroll. Faster and more mobile or even kept Torres but lets back Carroll as he wears the shirt...

      A few quality buys and they should be top 4 next year.

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      1. jamsiep
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        This doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

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        1. Torres76
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          King Kenny waving his magic wand at Anfield ...again!

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        2. Cheggers
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          score pred jp? im going 6-0, fatty hattrick.

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      2. Cheggers
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        Carroll will give them something different though when the flowing football inevitably fails.

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        1. Torres76
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          Totally agree. Ideal for the more physical defences in the Prem.

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      3. Attila the Bum
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        Not all teams will allow Liverpool to play flowing football though. I think Carroll will do a good job for them.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          he certainly will next weekend 😀

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          1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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            Hope so. Got the bugger in just for these 2 fixtures

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          2. Attila the Bum
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            Urgh.

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              phil will then pull this face again >>>>>>

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        2. Torres76
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          The key to winning the league is being brave in attack, a few players who are extra physical, mobile midfield and goals from many different players....

          Lets hope Charlie Adam is up to it when he joins..

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            when he joins?

            hmm... not convinced that is a good idea

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            1. Cheggers
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              Adam wont go liverpool, cant see it.

              I think he will join United.

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              1. Attila the Bum
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                If Liverpool sign anyone from Blackpool it should be Phillips (I said this in the transfer window too). Pacy, tricky, very direct. With the right coaching he could become a good player.

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              2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                that would be hilarious

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                1. Attila the Bum
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                  +1
                  Defensive liability.

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                  1. Torres76
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                    The following wingers have been linked

                    Eden Hazard
                    Adur Turan
                    Elia (Holland)
                    Ashley Young

                    Not sure about Ashley Young...think he is too waif like...

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            2. Torres76
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              Cant see where Charlie will fit in with Lucas, Gerrard, Meriles, Kuyt, Suarez and Caroll being the front 6.

              He is not a holding mid...and I dont want to swop him for Raul Merieles or Stevie G

              Choices choices

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      4. bobn
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        should have really pushed for sturridge. was saying at the time but liverpool fans laughed it out. mugs.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          not a bad shout, but to be fair, he'd barely played properly back then so was hard to judge

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          1. bobn
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            he did enough at city to earn a move to chelsea.

            there was nothing really suprising about his move to chelsea. the quality was clear to see.

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    • Lewis - Sky Pod
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      Would love it if Djourou picked up a knock. Coleman on bench.

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      1. Waldaz
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        +6

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    • The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      Rooney, VDV, Adam and kyle Walker bonus pts required over here!!!

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    • zyad947
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Is there any chance that odemwingie will get bonus points?

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      1. Bob.
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        yeah id say he will get 3 bps he was very impressive again

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    • Hect.OR 98th
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      Blimey. Feared the worst when zamora was benched. Very happy with my points so far but what a crap gameweek.

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    • Attila the Bum
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      Smug beardy bastard I really want to beat 10 - 4
      Me - 27

      COME ON FAT FRANK!

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    • Perthite
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      I am glad that the 5 Liverpool goals only gave up 1 Suarez assist. That potentially could have hurt me badly.

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      1. milanista
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          +100

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      2. TommyK
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        OK, 8 players including captain played, 5 left to play.

        21 points.

        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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        1. Perthite
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          I think a lot of people will be currently in the low 20s pts. Though quite a few will have 8-10(ish) players left.

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      3. Enrique
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        Drogz starts told you boys from Friday, (C) common!

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      4. Waldaz
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        Come on Lamps, Drogs, Luiz. Chelsea to save the day, please.

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        1. Perthite
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          A big Lampard haul (and a quiet Malouda) will do very nicely.

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      5. TommyK
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        Right- new series of doctor who or watch the Chelsea game through my fingers?

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          doctor who? are you eleven years old?

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          1. Cheggers
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            hehe

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          2. TommyK
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            Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to you.

            Besides, it's worth it just for this:

            http://www.scificool.com/images/2010/04/karen-gillan-doctor-who-instyle-1.jpg

            😉

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        2. Attila the Bum
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          I couldn't watch United before. Had no players involved and I thought they'd kick the shite out of Everton. Pretty pleased with the outcome.

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      6. NotLovejoy
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        Probably been answered somewhere but what happened to the Dempsey assist that the BBC had up for Johnson's goal? A blunder on their part?

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        1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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          johnson came on as sub for dempsey so it would be impossible 🙂

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          1. NotLovejoy
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            BBC on the ball as always.

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      7. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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        SPECTOR STARTING!!!!?? GET THE #@#!@ IN!

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      8. DV8R
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        27 points, Suarez and Zamora getting me points for assists. Still got RVP, Lampard (C) and Luiz to play this weekend. Hopefully fat Frank and Luiz can bang in a few goals.

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      9. Boom!!!
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        just saw the highlights and only 2 assists in liverpool game:
        suarez for the 3rd goal and kuyt for the 5th goal...

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      10. Attila the Bum
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        If Chelsea manage a clean sheet and Lampard scores I will never say another bad word against them.

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        1. jamsiep
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          I can't promise the same. 😉

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          i will

          just not this gw

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