[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. MADE IN CHARLTON
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Odem f@cking wingie. I can forget the "Nick D CLG" mini league I'm in now.

    *logs onto Telegraph fantasy cricket*

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  2. Stat virgin
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Finally off my beeeeeeench

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  3. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Would love WBA to beat Spuds even thou I have Odem on my bench 🙂

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    1. Goodfish
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      -100

      Spurs to smash them out the ballpark.

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        VDV to score 5 would be nice thou 😉

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      plus one

      for liverpool's sake

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  4. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Bale moves to left back

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  5. Goodfish
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Crouchy's having his nachos!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mzb5ZlTh2w

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  6. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    BARDSLEY OFF FERDINAND ON!

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      stop shouting ffs!

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      1. Goodfish
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        HE DIDN'T SHOUT FFS, HE SHOUTED "BARDSLEY OFF FERDINAND ON!"

        Different words.

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  7. @FuzzyWarbles
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    2nd place has been steadily gaining over the the last several weeks with Odemwingie in hand. not like i can just bring him in mow can I. Cmon Gyan, counter for me!!! Do it for Bardsley!!!!

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  8. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Looking really bad for Bardsley! Been down for 6 minutes. 😯
    Hope he is ok.

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  9. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    bale playing LB

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  10. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Dempsey............. Red Card...

    Plz

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Ahem. Clint (c) is not getting sent off.

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  11. G0SS
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone with a link for spurs game?

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      can't ask for links on here.

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      1. G0SS
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Apologies.

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      2. Goodfish
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Anyone got a link for the Spurs game?

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  12. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Poor BAE...

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  13. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    stearman yellow card!

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      My bro is having a stinker. BAE, Stearman...

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        they are stinkers of transfers

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      2. Back on the horse
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        what's happened to him; he was doing well. choked?

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  14. i love leeds
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    *edit by admin Mark*

    No false calls please

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      *edit by admin Mark*

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      1. Sim Simma
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        +42

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        1. Sim Simma
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          need to be hung, drawn and quartered for that kind of bullsh*t

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        2. i love leeds
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          LOVENKRANDS GOAL ASSIST TBC

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      2. Touré De Force
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Idiot

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      3. DickFranDyke
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        +538564700983

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    2. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      F*ck off liar!

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    3. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Nob-end alert.

      Newcastle have scored, though.

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      go mark! woop woop

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  15. Henry Hill
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Why did I take out Odemwingie when he is in the form of his life

    🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

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    1. Im Not Marshal Foch
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I'd say a hell of a lot of people have done the same - including me (well - benched him)

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      1. The Wizard of Ozil
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        i took him out for Zigic 6 or 7 weeks ago, think how i feel? lol

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        1. Im Not Marshal Foch
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          I did the same - but brought him back.. and playing him every game - apart from today..

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      at least i took him out BEFORE he started scoring

      anyone who has transferred or sold him during this run has no excuse

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    3. G0SS
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I own him and he has been on my bench for the last 7 weeks.

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  16. MADE IN CHARLTON
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    What happened to Bardsley?

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  17. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Peach by Lovenkrands!

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Barton assist

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  18. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    NEWCASTLE 1-0...LOVERKRANDS GOAL!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      LOUD NOISES

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      1. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        VERY LOUD AFTER CAPTAINING ZAMORA!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          CRETIN

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  19. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Adam gives the ball away at Blackpool concede, yet again. You just can't make this shit up.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      no need to make it up with him about

      sheesh

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    2. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      He's got to be one of the most overrated player to have ever played in the Premier League. Absolutely astonishing how the so called 'experts' fail to realise just how many goals have been directly his fault.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        it is becoming a joke, wonder how many points he has won them vs cost them

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  20. Interfan9
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Why is zamoravnot playing? To top it off I left odemwingie on the bench....not a good start

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    1. A-Team
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Who does Zamoravnot play for?

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      1. Interfan9
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        take it easy hit the v instead of the spacebar.

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  21. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    barton assist!

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  22. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Dempsey the muppet just missed a sitter

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    1. Touré De Force
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      My man Salcido ripping it up

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  23. DGno9
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    stoke 1-0 jones!

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  24. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Stoke 1-0. Delap assist, Jones goal.

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  25. G0SS
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Gallas prevents VDV(C) from scoring!!!! MUPPET.

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  26. bmb100
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Joness for stoke!

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Spent all week saying Jones was a shout as skipper. In the end, didn't even get him in.

      Delap's long throws can go f*ck themselves.

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  28. i love leeds
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    JONES GOAL

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  29. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    STOKE 1-0...JONES GOAL!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      RORY LONG THROW

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  30. MADE IN CHARLTON
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Villa cleanie GONE.

    *sighs*

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