[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. G0SS
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    My team is overdosing on 1 point players. Im not mad though cos my captain is on a MASSIVE 2 points.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      At least your captain isnt going to come on for a 5 minute cameo!!

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  2. ArcticJunkie
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    Blimey, on a very low 4 points so far

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  3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    beautiful play ther for nzog...very unlucky not to be clear through on goal.

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    1. big oak
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      next time believe me when i say valencia will get 90 min...

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  4. i love leeds
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    POSTING ACTUAL RESULTS 3 - POSTING TWITTER GOALFLASHES 0

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    1. TommyK
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      Go suck a car exhaust.

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    2. Bow Locks
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      or some cock

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    3. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      hahaha, 538 got a point

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  5. Bubbles
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    Fek it. Foster gone off? Hope he's fine for next week or Kingson banter keeper otherwise! Or I may have to waste a transfer on a keeper. Bleugh.

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  6. Yxz
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    How bad is Elokobi's injury?

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  7. The Brummie
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    F@k this i moving to Australia and supporting perth fc

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    1. Perthite
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      You don't want to do that. We've been rubbish since the comp became the A-League.

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      1. Perthite
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        (that is - Perth Glory)

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      2. The Brummie
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        ahaa well anything has to be better than birmingham right noww ;D

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  8. FPL Daniel
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    foster out, i knew it i need that 4 point hit. so be it alt least he has his save point. Paying the price for being so smart when I was wild carding and dint pick Bego. That will teach me.

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  9. DV8R
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    Half time... Need my players to start scoring otherwise I could be heading for another low score 🙁

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    1. bmb100
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      Story of thr day so far it seems.

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  10. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    Anyone got a decent idea how the bonus points are going to be spread from the man utd game? More specifically will rooney get owt? he seemed to be everywhere today in a game lacking energy

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    1. Boom!!!
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      chicha 3
      roo 2
      valencia 1

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        I'm still peeved that Hernandez got 3BP against us

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      2. The Bandit
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        Jags should feature

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      3. chinmusic
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        Rooney? He was okay. Valencia 3 for me by a long distance.

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    2. Declan
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      I dont believe you sold Nani 😉

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        🙂 After his abysmal performance against newcastle i had to. Tho dempsey is doing naff all.

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    3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      doubt hell get anything, and id say theyll be weird bonii, throw in a dash of rubbish anderson, with a splash of redoubtable jagielka

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      1. King Eric, in America
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        "redoubtable jagielka" ... really falls off the tongue, doesn't it?

        Nice one 🙂

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      2. Pikey
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        Did you play Drogs after?

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          benched him ....

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      3. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Gibson to get all 6 bp?

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    4. TommyK
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      I think he will- if just because the judges like that sort of thing.

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  11. Egg noodle
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    Gyan, whats wrong with you?

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    1. Declan
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      plays for sunderland

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    2. Boom!!!
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      he is no longer a man 😕

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        he is a man, he's just not THE man

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    3. Attila the Bum
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      +1
      Bugger has done bugger all for me

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        great vid in your link

        love big phil

        although i wanted to see your team

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Nosey. Those that need to can see my team (and horrific rank). 🙂

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            what rank are you?

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Mind your own nose. I'm not in the top ten lets just say that.

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    4. applebonkers
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      i was extremely close to doubling up on gyan and welbeck a couple of weeks ago.

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  12. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    hmmm... get well soon foster

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    1. Egg noodle
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      +1.

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    2. Nomar
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      Glad I got Schwarzer this week now. My other keeper was Harper!

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    3. Perthite
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      What happened to Foster (I know he got subbed off)?

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  13. Syd.
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    Wellbeck you dick...

    Bruce you are an even bigger dick for playing him...

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    1. Declan
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      And you are? For buying him....

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      welbeck back at man u next season... berba out?

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  14. i love leeds
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    20pt hit including kuyt adam dj off for dgwers, huth captain

    rival has hernandez and bent, coleman coming off the bench as second sub

    hate this game

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    1. chinmusic
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      You took hits to take out Kuyt and Adam to bring in Wolves, Stoke, Bolton and Fulham players? Mental.

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      **********BULLSHIT KLAXON***********

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    3. TommyK
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      Which one out of Andy Johnson, Darren Bent, Michael Owen and James Beattie has NOT scored 20 goals in a premier league season?

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      1. chinmusic
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        I'll guess it's Owen

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        1. TommyK
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          Correctamundo

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      2. jamsiep
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        Owen

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    4. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      should have (c) fletcher, mate.

      Dempsey and Ethers doing f*k all at the moment, but there's still another game. Stoke look good for 1 cs

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  15. bmb100
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    Why do I put myself through the stress this bastad game gives me... 🙁

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  16. Kevin
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    Which game should I watch second half out of Spurs West Brom & Blackpool Newcastle?

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    1. Egg noodle
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      1

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  17. Attila the Bum
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    Odemwingie in contention for my Signing of the Season Award. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to know.

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    1. jamsiep
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      I wonder if my 'Odemwingie > Carroll' argument would still be mocked these days.....

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        yes

        it would

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      2. Attila the Bum
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        Weeeeeeeell hard to really have that argument as Carroll has missed a decent chunk of the season. Both are effective players.

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    2. Retro
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      Yes. Shame I'll have to wait for the auto subs to get his points 🙂

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    3. The Bandit
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      He sends his apologies but will not be able to attend in person. Could you post it on if he wins?

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    4. Back on the horse
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      He's going to win my unused-substitute of the year award

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  18. Podge
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    Reckon average score at this stage is about 10 so calmdown folks the week has barely started.

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  19. gooner dave
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    Nice finish by odem for the goal against spurs.

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  20. TommyK
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    oops

    Which one out of Andy Johnson, Darren Bent, Michael Owen and James Beattie has NOT scored 20 goals in a premier league season?

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    1. jamsiep
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      Still Owen.

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      1. TommyK
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        Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      Owen?

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      1. TommyK
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        Yeah, I found it quite surprising at least, although the phrasing of the question makes it quite obvious really 😉

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Well I knew the little shit definitely hasn't scored 20 for us.

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    3. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      I'll say Johnson but it has to be very close to 20

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      1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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        In Owen's defense, he p*ssed away his better years on the bench for Real and starting for Newcastle

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          You are a proper spaz. His 'best years'? That's why he was always injured then. 🙄

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  21. Boom!!!
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    Update on Phil Bardsley. The defender had been taken for a precautionary scan but is fully conscious and is expected to be ok.

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  22. Egg noodle
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    I love low scoring weeks. Cuz my rivals are usually taking hits and this is when it really shows.

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    1. MikeyMitz
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      a) this week is NOT low-scoring...
      b) there are doubles coming...

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  23. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    So all these folk that captained dempsey...

    Hows it goin? Enjoying half time?

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    1. The Bandit
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      Quarter time 😉

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    2. Locarno
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      And you captained?

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    3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      who ARE you twat-features?

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    4. Pikey
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      Blimey mate, its only at 25% gone. Calm down.

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    5. King Eric, in America
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      Wow. Smacktalk at Halftime in game #1.

      #overconfident

      [yes, I C'ed him.]

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    6. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      jason, youre a proper w@nker, for all the shit thatgoes on this site, noone sings till its fat lady time. now learn it or f.cuk off

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      1. Torres76
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        Easy now kids...Calm down...show some love!

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  24. Torres76
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    Just logged in. How are VDV and Dempsey doing lads?

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    1. i love leeds
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      badly

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  25. Nomar
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    Yay! 2-2 result on the road for my boys today and 2 beauts from Adel.

    First name on my teamsheet next season in FPL.

    Reckon that will do it for us now as I can see us getting enough points from the 3 remaining games for us not to be caught.

    I said on VitalQPR last night that I'd settle for a point in Cardiff so I'm happy as Larry with the result. We're on our way back to the promised land, lads.

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    1. Torres76
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      Could be next year's Charlie Adam...

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  26. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
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    How bad is Foster injury?

    Lucky I have Reina who has a good fixture, at home to Newcastle, next GW.

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  27. DeathAngel
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    How many transfers have people done, and what is their current ranking?

    I've done 55 transfers and are ranked 40k.

    Way too many transfers I think...

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    1. bmb100
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      33, 256th

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      1. DeathAngel
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        Ta, need to do less transfers next season, the hits rarely pay off.

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  28. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    atilla... as much as this own goal still makes me wanna cry, phil's reaction is funny here too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ycbUM53mFk&feature=related

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Yeah good un that.
      Though I must say I really think he is the most annoying gimp on Soccer Saturday. I do like his reaction in my link though 🙂

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  29. Boom!!!
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    baird yellow card!

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      OH NO!!!!!

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      1. Locarno
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        🙂

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      2. Boom!!!
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        😀

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    2. Mulder
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      OH NO NO NO NO NOT BAIRD

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  30. Back on the horse
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    who thought "I know, Dean Windass would make a good reporter"?

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    1. jamsiep
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      Whoever did deserves to be shot.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      he is the definition of buffoon

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