[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. mikeywoodward
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    wow just logged onto my team to find out i captained a young by mistake instead of lampard.... fml

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    1. mikeywoodward
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      but on the plus side won 80 quid on todays bets so far 🙂

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  2. Kevin
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    What is Forward Thinking it's been mentioned a fair bit today

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  3. Egg noodle
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    Has Terry scored yet?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      yes an og 😡

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      1. Egg noodle
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        😉

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    2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      he will. don't worry ;p

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  4. Jinswick
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    Do people think Zamora will start the midweek game?

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    1. Manilaman
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      Yes I do.

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    2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      def.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        He'd better!!

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    3. CravenA
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      For sure.

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  5. Demí
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    no handshake again.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      wagwan?

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      1. Demí
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        terry and bridge saga.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          ooh missed that one!

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  6. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    I can see chelsea winning this by 5 or 6

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    1. alsybach
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      nice to see you talking shite again!!!

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  7. mikeywoodward
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    wow just logged onto my team to find out i captained a young by mistake instead of lampard…. fml

    but on the plus side won 80 quid on todays bets so far 🙂

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    1. TommyK
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      We know- you just posted it. 🙄

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      1. mikeywoodward
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        ahhh bad times i didnt realise i posted it so reposted... my bad

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        1. Blue Teets
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          my bad... the most hated phrase in history

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            'Tells it like it is' - definitely my most hated phrase.

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            1. Gnu
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              'excuse me sir, would you mind accompanying me to the managers office'. Thats got to be my most hated phrase!

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            2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              "no dan, i don't want to go back to yours for a coffee"

              that's mine

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              1. Blue Teets
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                'but sir she was underage' this one really spoils my fridays

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  8. RafaMC
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    Need a Chelski cleansheet and something very special from Lamps.

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  9. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    a forty pointer from frank is probably the only thing that could cheer me up today....

    ok, maybe a 30 pointer, but thats as low as i'll go.

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    1. Perthite
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      Would you believe a 20 pointer? [/Maxwell Smart accent]

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  10. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    malouda missed a golden chance

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  11. Boom!!!
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    malouda should have scored!

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  12. SuperDorrans
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    Lampard captain, come on!

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  13. AP
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    Looks like Avram is going to roll over for his old boss.

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    1. Cheggers
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      at least 4-0 i reckon

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  14. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    Drogba looks amazing again. Don't know how long i can keep without him

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i think it is time for me to downgrade lamps and have a front line of drog, rooney, rvp

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Ditto. Having suarez and then carroll hasn't worked for me. Could live with silva in midfield too. Trust as soon as i put drogs in that he gets dropped tho! :/

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      2. Elts
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        Was just playing with transfers to do the same .. I can swap walcott in for lamps and then have rooney, drogs and rvp .. dogs seems a must have for the moment

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  15. gooner dave
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    Der hammer yellow carded.

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  16. The Stock
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    Real Madrid beating up Valencia badly.

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    1. Waldaz
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      Real Madrid B team.

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      1. Locarno
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        0-4.

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    2. Demí
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      with no ronaldo either. Barcelona watch out.

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      1. The Stock
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        Behave

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    3. mikeywoodward
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      yeh properly bad. not complaining tho got a bet on at 7 to 4 for the win and also been betting real to score next goal at evens 3 times now haha

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  17. Locarno
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    🙂 at the Chelsea fans leaving to watch it on TV in the nice, dry bars.

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      Southerners for ya

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    2. The Stock
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      It's just hit me here. A bit wet.

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  18. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    The more i watch chelsea the more i would rather have anyone else than overpriced lamps

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      god youre irritating this day..., at least blue teets and that parker twit are w@nkers for the sake of it, youre ACTUALLY a complete knob in real life.

      I told you earlier- F.UCK the F.UCK off..

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Aww whats up with you sweety? Having a bad gameweek are we?

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          great actually, jsut tired of your yapping before games are over. its the pits

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          1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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            Aww bless. Go n have a lie down. You seem stressed to me. You should go find a lady friend. N cut out the crisps. They increase ur blood pressure way too much.

            Don't worry. Dempsey will get another chance 🙂 cupcake.

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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              i dont have demspey, jizz-biscuit.

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                *OR Dempsey for that matter.

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                1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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                  Oh dear. A sureshot sign of being lost for words *que grammatical error notifications.

                  I can't see your team coz it sends me to some pointless uninteresting webpage about how sh*t forests in Ireland are and how theyr best to be knocked down to build new houses and/or a theme park

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                  1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                    oooh, cutting...that hurts.

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                  2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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                    That it? Finished with ur little paddy?

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      2. alsybach
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        +1

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      3. andy85wsm
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        plus uno

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        1. Touré De Force
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          He's kind of right in fairness. 13.0 is ridiculous. Then again I've spent 11.9 on Rooney.

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          1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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            i'm completely right mate but chudstick up top has thrown teddies outa pram coz i mock people for daft decisions before the come to fruition. But they always do 🙂

            Rooney may yet get you bonus points so don't dispair but with how advanced malouda is i'm not inclined to keep lamps

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          2. andy85wsm
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            And? He's still a cu*t

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  19. Blue Teets
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    One size Fitz Hall

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  20. halnone
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    Messi has 49 goals this season. Wow.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      so does torres

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  21. Lizard-fantasy
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    anyone got a link for chelsea match??

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  22. strongbad
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    Any watching BB1, never seen such a terrible show!

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    1. Blue Teets
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      That guy in the specs is a ass-clown

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      eh?

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  23. Touré De Force
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    So happy I own Malouda

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      So you should be! 🙂

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  24. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    th ball isn't moving quickly on this pitch.. maybe torres should come on because it might mean he can catch it...

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  25. Mak_Gold
      14 years, 11 months ago

      How many points have you given away in hits so far this season,people?My current total is 64(16 hits in all),not always with spectacular results but generally working out well.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        About three hundred! 😀

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        my rival has probably spent 100

        the last 10 weeks or so have been all 4s and 8s

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      3. Touré De Force
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        About 5

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      4. Locarno
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        40 points in hits. Huge improvement on previous seasons.

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        1. Syd.
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          60 points in hits... Didnt realise that I had taken so many hits 😯

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          1. Elts
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            circa 80 points in hits. wow they soon add up ğŸ™

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          2. Mak_Gold
              14 years, 11 months ago

              I'm done with hits.I will roll over next week's transfer,then hopefully some Citeh cover for the double in GW 36,then another double transfer in week 38 to see the season out.

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        2. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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          160 points aaaarrrgghhhhh!!!!
          far to many

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          1. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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            too

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      5. Syd.
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        Relying on Arsenal, Chelsea and The Kolarov to save my gameweek...

        C'mon Fatty....

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        1. Bolivian Seaman
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          is anyone actually doing well?

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          1. Syd.
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            My Bench is doing very well... 17 Points ğŸ™

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            1. big oak
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              my bench 13 pts
              my team 20

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              1. Elts
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                my team 27 .. my bench 1 ! (Foster, silva, Djorou, and R Johnson)

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          2. Locarno
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            Drogba looks dangerous, Malouda should have had a couple already.

            I didn't actually realise Lampard was out there till about the 18th minute, so he'll obviously get a double.

            Bridge is up for it, and Ba just tested Cech.

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          3. Locarno
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            Ah... you meant in FPL?

            I'm doing terribly (15 points) but got a few DGWers to redeem themselves...

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        2. Elts
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          plus 1. Common Lamps

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      6. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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        Going to have to hope for a penno to get anything from Frank I think... he is playing ridiculously deep today

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        1. Cheggers
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          wot on earth are u on about??

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          1. Touré De Force
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            He's not in a particularily advanced role anyway.

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      7. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        *mutters*

        So far so good ... so far so good ...

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      8. The Stock
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        I've got Malouda (c). A few chances already so hope more to come.

        Might put a few quid on Der Hammer getting a second yellow.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          With the utmost respect ... piss off! 🙂

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          1. The Stock
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            Here he is!

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        2. Bolivian Seaman
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          malouda looks good so far

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          1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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            Him n drogs are on fire. May need to take out terry and lamps.

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            1. Cheggers
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              Drogs is not on fire today. Been shite so far.

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              1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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                U reckon? going to have to respectfully disagree with you on this. He looks confident and dangerous. Praying torres comes on for him tho

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        3. Elts
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          think i am now jealous ..

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      9. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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        SOOOOO CLOSE FROM SPECTOR

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