[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. jamsiep
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    That's why Ashley Cole got in to the PFA Team of the Year.

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    1. dogtanion
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      what?? Did you not see his penalty last week?

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  2. The Bandit
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    Brought in Adam last week for the first time last week as all my rivals have him and he's been hurting me every week. Picked him today ahead of Carroll and every one of my rivals has benched him! 😕

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  3. dogtanion
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    Blockarito

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  4. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    Haha get down nani!!! :p

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  5. mufc802
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    lol Hernandez 😀

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  6. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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    Great block Chicha.

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  7. Johnny Unitas
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    Jaysus, Rooney was a mile back for that cutback from Tony V-banger, get up there Wazza!

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  8. Locarno
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    Shite. Little Pea just brilliantly kept out Nani's shot.

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  9. Akers
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    Valencia just mugged Baines there.

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  10. Locarno
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    Rooney trying to walk the ball into the goal. Looking for a transfer to the Emirates?

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  11. TommyK
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    Lol- Hernandez looked scared shitless when that shot hit him!

    Think Jagielka would have got it though.....

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  12. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    1-0 before HT, it's coming

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  13. Skorge88
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    Funny how Nani has started every game since he was declared a "rotation risk" 😀

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i really took a risk starting him this week as really thought he'd be benched

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    2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      Funny how he's never been rotated since ronaldo left

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  14. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    can't believe man ushited haven't scored yet

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      i think thats called the anderson/gibson effect.

      Its an anomaly where two of the pooest midfielders in the league play for the league leaders and waste posession/fail to get into good attacking positions.

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    2. dogtanion
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      Textbook OT F.E.A.R being displayed by Everton here. Shameful. There's no other reason for being dominated by a midfield cntaining a more off-form than usual D. Gibson.
      2-0 United

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      1. AP
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        Never going to catch on eh Jamsiep.

        Sorry dog, yeah Everton are set up to defend deep and hope for the best.

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    3. PFOR
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      Man Ushited - I see what you did there, well done. Even better than 'Manure' 😕

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  15. EastLeakeTerrier22
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    Which pair is best?

    1) Yaya + Suarez

    2) Silva + Carroll

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Any or all of those players could get injured this weekend. Just wait.

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      1. EastLeakeTerrier22
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        I have to do it today as I am going on holiday this afternoon

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          I'd do Yaya and Carroll then.

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    2. EastLeakeTerrier22
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      or 3) Johnson + Suarez

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      1. jamsiep
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        That one.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          you hate johnson!

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      yaya and carroll

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    4. Johnny Unitas
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      Ya Ya and Carroll for me

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    5. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      There is no right answer there...

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    6. gooner dave
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      1.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        do i see you posting on ROM??

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        1. gooner dave
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          Eh?

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            republik of mancunia

            i saw someone called gooner dave commenting there

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            1. gooner dave
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              Good lord no.

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                hahaha

                well you have a double somewhere then

                they were doing a good job of winding up the manu fans so don't worry

                that site does crack me up, the guy who runs it sent an email to the premier league the other day to protest about balotelli not being punished for celebrating in front of the manu fans, after what happened to neville and the liverpool fans FIVE YEARS AGO

                ROM is comedy gold

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  16. jamsiep
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    That standing still in the box just then must be the great Hernandez movement that we're so often told about.

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    1. Johnny Unitas
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      WUM di dum di dum 🙂

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      1. $hahriyar
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        really bad one though, 5 year olds can come up with better than that.

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        1. jamsiep
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          Shaddup Shariyar.

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          1. AP
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            "Hernandez pace and movement causing all sorts of headaches for Everton"

            James Ducker the Times.

            Pwned.

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            1. jamsiep
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              Hardly, considering my point is that we're repeatedly told how great his movement, which is exactly what has just happened. If anything you're backing up my point.

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              1. TommyK
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                EXACTLY- it's all a media conspiracy! 😉

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              2. AP
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                Or one poor piece of movement doesn't override 500 good ones? Fink abaaat It.

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          2. $hahriyar
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            that sure is a 5yr olds comebak 😆

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    2. AP
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      ZZzzzzz

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    3. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Not your best it has to be said......

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  17. Back on the horse
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    Baines is well wary of Valencia now

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  18. Yxz
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    Bent (C) for me, and no DGWs. This could end badly...

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    1. jamsiep
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      I thought about doing that, but then saw his last four scores at Villa Park:

      2, 2, 2, 2.

      😕

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      1. Yxz
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        Hmm, but Stoke. Could go either way...

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    2. dogtanion
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      I went for Young

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      1. Yxz
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        Could return big points.

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        1. dogtanion
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          Think he will but 2 years ago I did the very same, same fixture, same time of year...1 point X 2..

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  19. Locarno
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    Never mind, Fergie can always go to his bench.

    Hang on...

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    1. $hahriyar
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      you try to be funny all the time but fail so often. give up.

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      1. Locarno
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        Awww... that hurts. Nob.

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        1. $hahriyar
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          failed again!

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          1. jamsiep
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            Shariyar, why did you change name and unlink your team? Was it because no one liked you?

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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              did you actually just say that?! lol 😀 ...why did YOU change your name?

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              1. jamsiep
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                In honour of the best player in the Premier League this season. I'm not trying to fooling anyone, apart from maybe you, but you do a pretty good job of making a fool of yourself.

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                1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                  ok fooling anyone.... :rolleyes:

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            2. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              No offence- but the irony in that statement is delicious..... 😛

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                there is no way he didn't realise the hypocricy there when posting that

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            3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              now you MUST be joking there?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            4. $hahriyar
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              you still want an answer here? don't friggin bother. i cudn't care less. your life may revolve around this site but i got more things to do.

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              1. jamsiep
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                I'll take that as a yes.

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    2. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Well Giggs and Carrick would both be a big improvement on Gibson......

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        And Evra's arguably our third best attacking player......

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  20. Back on the horse
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    Cahill on for 2nd half?

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  21. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    So far, so good, keep it up Toffees!

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    1. Back on the horse
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      they can't hold out for a cs for another 45 tho

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      -1

      need some nani and roonpig points

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    3. $hahriyar
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      stop having an interest in the United games, arsenal aren't gonna win it! 😀

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  22. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    Nani and Rooney getting frustrated. Everton look like theyl nick something

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Nah, 2-0 Utd

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    2. Johnny Unitas
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      United have not executed very well in the final third, its not fair from clicking though, Everton look toothless and Evans and Ferdinand have been comfortable so far, Fabio has owned anything down that side, they need Cahill on there for set piece potential, outside of that, it wont be long until United do put something together I think.

      Rooney needs to keep the head though, he does look very wound up.

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Yeah worried about roo

        Cahill will be on 2nd half. Going for a baines cahill combo

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  23. Mak_Gold
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Watching the game from behind the couch having sold Nani.Somehow still alive,thanks Chico.

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      1. Rasping Drive
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        F@@k off, there's not enough room here for both of us

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    • Egg noodle
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      Good job Nani. 45 more minutes of the same and i WILL cum.

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      1. $hahriyar
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        Dropped him from my team this week, very nervous!

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      2. Secret Agent Torres : Carry…
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        @ Mihir
        You need to get out more, bellend.

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        1. Egg noodle
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          I am out, bell.

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    • gooner dave
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      Don't know about anyone else, but I really can't see Everton scoring. Hopefully they bring on Cahill in the 2nd half.

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      1. Johnny Unitas
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        agree, they have looked a bit clueless and Beckford has still not one an aerial duel with either Ferdinand or Evans, Evans has been unusually solid, but not tested that much, bar the penalty incident, which we have all seen given but would have been harsh

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    • Goodfish
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      I see all the retards come out during match time! Hi! Hello! How are you? Apart from a person who calls himself 'Jason Dozzell'. I liked him when he was at Spurs.

      Rooney sent off!

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        🙂

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    • jamsiep
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      Rodwell playing his first game for United.

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      1. dogtanion
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        Not been great..again. Really don't see what all the fuss is about and never have.

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        1. jamsiep
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          Me neither.

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      2. $hahriyar
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        I'm wondering who has worst jokes, you or locarno? quite close that one!

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        1. Locarno
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          I'm wondering why Boston Nob feels he has to reply to everything.

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    • bobn
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      title race is bang open if united dont win this.

      i'd piss myself if united fook this up. devon loch levelz.

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      1. dogtanion
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        Don't tempt fate......I'm shitting myself

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      2. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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        It will make the end of the season that much more exciting. Here's to hoping Everton can steal a goal and take the win.

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    • IceMan DB
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      Really hope everton can hold on but can't see it happening, United always score at home and if anything they'll get some help from refs!!

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      1. jamsiep
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        ABU!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Only just seen the Everton penalty shout, must have been watching the Roma game when that happened. Fairly standard stuff at Old Trafford.

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    • super zlatan
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      Cmon united

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