[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. super zlatan
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    Fu ckin get in. Chicoritoooooooooooooooooo

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  2. Just One More Thing
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    Get in Little Pea you beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. andy85wsm
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    Any assist for chico?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      valencia!

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    2. Akers
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      Tony V.

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    3. Just One More Thing
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      Valencia

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  4. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    two more tries each please- toulouse, clermont, et Bayonne, pour beaucoup d'argent.

    Merci beaucoup.

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  5. Smarty Pants
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Some great fantasy management from me: Zigic -> Carroll (an early transfer last weekend).
    Perhaps, this 3rd striker spot in my team is just cursed and everyone who I get there gets injured and never plays.

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  6. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    one of those moments when FPL doesnt matter anymore.

    come on united!!! get in, best signing of the season by far, what a player!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    1. super zlatan
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      He is amazing. Love him

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      1. The Wizard of Ozil
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        you said it

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  7. cucumber
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    Valencia assist

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  8. Syd.
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    United supporters are a bunch of...

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    1. Holy See
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      ...lovely people? Be nice now 😉

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    2. exammy
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      Deluded mugs

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    3. Caine & Co.
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      whiney little faggots

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  9. cucumber
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    Never thoughts I'd say this, but COME ON EVERTON! Title race is over otherwise

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  10. Raheem's perm
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    Zamora and Hernandez have just ruined my day ğŸ™

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  11. Fray Bentos
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    toffee equaliser would be joyous

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    1. jamsiep
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      It would just be disallowed.

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      1. Akers
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        Dry your eyes mate.

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      2. TommyK
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        Movement.

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  12. super zlatan
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    Wot time Chelsea game kick off?

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    1. cucumber
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      1730

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    2. Boom!!!
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      17:30

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    3. gooner dave
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      1730 GMT.

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      1. Twitter
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        16.30 GMT
        17.30 BST

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  13. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Valencia > than Everton

    Rooney/Hernandez combo still very "meh"

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    1. jamsiep
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      Latest rumour is that it isn't actually him....

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      1. Locarno
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        Latest rumour's wrong then.

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    2. The Stock
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      Nice bedspread.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        True dat.

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  15. FPL Daniel
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    Why pay 6m for a player who can score crucial goals when u can pay 50m for Schevkenko????????? Arhhhhhhhhh...........

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    1. cucumber
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      At least we got 50 million for that piece of sh*te

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        plus one! great business

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      Hernandez looks like he will be world class, but Torres will still outscore him next season.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        he really won't

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  16. TommyK
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    Rooney deserves the 3 BP's but won't get them.... ğŸ™

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    1. Syd.
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      He deserves to be hung drawn and quartered but it won't happen 😉

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    2. AP
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      He might do, he's been the best player by a mile.

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      1. TommyK
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        He's been playing as a deep lying midfielder for the last ten minutes!

        Scenes. ğŸ˜

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      2. Locarno
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        "He might do, he’s been the best player by a mile."

        AP's football knowledge. It's something to behold.

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        1. AP
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          Hahahaha! Amazing!

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          1. Locarno
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            If you think Rooney's been the best player out there, you're an idiot.

            It would be like claiming Rooney plays in the same position as Fabregas.

            Well done on the win. It's a shame many United fans don't deserve the success their team gives them.

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            1. AP
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              Almost like claiming Utd will finish 5th. What sort of idiot would predict that eh?

              Many other utd fans are saying the same things about rooney on good old twitter. I guess they are all idiots, or maybe, just maybe, you are.

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              1. Locarno
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                Other United fans are saying Spud plays in the same position as Fabregas?

                That does surprise me, because it's a really stupid f*cking thing to say.

                I'll leave you to argue the point with AB - even though you've got no chance. He actually knows his football.

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                1. AP
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                  Bizarre you won't let the fabs thing go, as it's actually been shown to be right time and time again. It's obvious you didn't watch the game today as even the commentators were mentioning it (comparing rooney to zidane, saying how deep he was playing), Keep bringing it up, i'm loving it 😆

                  And anyway, it doesn't surprise me you aren't watching the match as you spent the whole game making sh*t jokes no one laughs at. Stick to that next time, off out to enjoy the sunshine. Toodles.

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                2. The Mighty One
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                  Not that AP needs any defending, but go to your DVR and witness Announcer Ian Darke on ESPN at the 19:56 mark of the first half: "Rooney is playing as the third central midfielder".

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              2. applebonkers
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                just remembered you have rooney captain 😆 you are forgiven.

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      3. applebonkers
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        😆 spraying harmless cross field glamour passes across the pitch is a skill rooney has mastered. giving the ball away all first half due to a lack of movement from nani and chico is also a skill rooney has mastered

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        1. AP
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          Bugguing this, for shizzle.

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          1. applebonkers
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            if rooney gets baps it will be by default. probably his worst and most frustrating game since his revival. if you believe spraying passes across the pitch (passes which the opposition is happy for him to make btw) is a sign of greatness fair enough. i prefer when rooney is slipping players in on goal, or thumping goals into the corner. remind me of all the times he did that as opposed to me extremely well marshalled by jagielka

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        2. Locarno
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          Wasting your breath, AB. Even though there's more insight in that post than in the previous five pages put together.

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        3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          quite well put

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        4. jamsiep
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          Agreed. Rooney wasn't much of an attacking threat all afternoon.

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    3. The Bandit
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      3 Chico
      2 Rooney
      1 Jag

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      1. Akers
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        1 Valencia*

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    4. Boom!!!
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      roo don't deserve 3 imo...

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      1. Locarno
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        AP and Boom! not agreeing on something. 😯

        Is the world still turning?

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        1. AP
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          Another excellent joke, as per.

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    5. dogtanion
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      Does he?

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    6. Drip Doctor
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      Hernandez will. I transferred him out. Coleman on the bench. Utd winning. Super start.

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    7. jamsiep
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      Jagielka has been easily the best player on the pitch.

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      1. applebonkers
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        +1 just before the goal i was going to joke the baps should go to everton's best 3 defensive players jagielka, howard and hernandez. jagielka is still the clear MOTM

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      2. TommyK
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        Yeah, I would have said him but he lost his cleanie.

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    8. threeputt
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      rooney doesnt deserve the 3 points but WILL get them

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  17. Starscream
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    So Zamora is on the bench...glad i chose Dempsey for Captain!
    And also no Smalling meant Coleman will be my defender to come in, who was taken off with a clean sheet 🙂
    Only real blooper was playing Nani instead of Adam :-(!

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    1. Syd.
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      you are one lucky fooker

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      don't think clint will get much

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      1. Starscream
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        ...but he's more likely to on the pitch, than Zamora on the bench?!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          hahahaha can't fault that logic!

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  18. TommyK
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    Moyes time. 😡

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  19. jamsiep
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    5?!??!?!? Scandalous.

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    1. Akers
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      Moyesy Time!

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    2. $hahriyar
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      that f*ks your theories in the ass doesn't it?

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      1. jamsiep
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        What theory? That United get more decisions there way than any other side? If so, then definitely.

        No one has ever said that United get every decisions. It's fukwits like you who make that shit up.

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        1. $hahriyar
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          you are retarded, aren't you?

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          1. jamsiep
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            Quite clearly.

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            1. $hahriyar
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              trick question 😕

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  20. Torres76
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    Any Liverpool team news lads?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      yep

      carroll not in squad

      maxi in

      the mighty trio in my name start

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    2. Boom!!!
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      Liverpool: Reina, Flanagan, Carragher, Skrtel, Robinson, Meireles, Spearing, Lucas, Maxi, Kuyt, Suarez

      Subs: Gulacsi, Cole, Kyrgiakos, Ngog, Poulsen, Shelvey, Coady

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    3. cucumber
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      Reina, Flanagan, Carragher, Skrtel, Robinson, Meireles, Spearing, Lucas, Maxi, Kuyt, Suarez

      Subs: Gulacsi, Cole, Kyrgiakos, Ngog, Poulsen, Shelvey, Coady

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      1. Torres76
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        No Caroll....oh well Nasri comes in...

        If Droggy dont start then Coleman comes in

        CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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  21. AP
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    5mins of injury time? Eh?

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    1. Johnny Unitas
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      I know, someone should of told the referee not to bother, we have it won, don't need it like!

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      1. hamz
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        They can add 10 minutes, Everton won't score.

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  22. cucumber
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    Makes me sick to see that kunt Owen securing the title for United.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      sickener eh

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      1. Torres76
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        Judaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

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  23. Boom!!!
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    West Brom line-up (expecting 4-2-3-1) - Carson; Reid, Olsson, Meite, Shorey; Mulumbu, Scharner; Odemwingie, Brunt, Thomas; Vela.

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    1. cucumber
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      could do with an Odemwingie blank.

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      1. Perthite
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        Not much chance - he is on my bench...

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    2. Back on the horse
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      odem on wingie?

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  24. jguti14
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    no zamora starting, i am doomed

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    1. The Stock
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      It's a shame.

      Good to see the usual understated reaction on here. Some douches about I tell thee.

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  25. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    really not pleased with rooney 2 nani 3

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      My weekend starts here - what a huge relief! ğŸ˜

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  26. Johnny Unitas
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    Thank you, off to Easter fest for a day of German beers!

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  27. Holy See
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    Never in doubt(ish)

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  28. @FuzzyWarbles
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    really needed something from Rooney, is hoping for at least 1 BP a waste of time?

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    1. Baines on Toast...
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      Don't think so, reading very positive things on twitter. Chica will get three, Toto 2, the third is open...maybe Anderson though.

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  29. cucumber
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    The title race is over.

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    1. gooner dave
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      Without a doubt.

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  30. AP
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    7 points to go.

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