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7 May 2011 1305 comments
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As these words at typed Heurelho Gomes has just stuck out a telescopic arm to palm away Charlie Adam’s angled drive. Tottenham’s clean sheet preserved – for now.

If Spurs can keep Ian Holloway’s Seaside cavaliers at bay they’ll earn Fantasy investors in Gomes and Michael Dawson something rather special. A clean sheet, on day in which ten sides failed to deliver a single defensive gain, would be a precious commodity; a glittering prize for those who gobbled up Tottenham’s double gameweek bait.

We’ve rattled on for weeks on how defensive investment is being shaped by the potential of attacking returns. It’s the reason why the likes of Gary Cahill and Aleksandar Kolarov find their way in the Scout Picks; it’s even led to the endorsement of a Wolves defender. Things really are that bad.

Today saw both Cahill and Kolarov do little to justify the hype we’ve lavished on them. However, the fact remains that these defenders do offer attacking potential – they do have efforts on goal, they do provide creativity from open play and set-pieces. While they, along with every other defender today, returned zero points from their defensive efforts – they did at least get closer than most to rectifying things at the opposite end.

None of us can be comfortable with the situation – I for one hanker for the days when selecting a Chelsea, United and Liverpool defender took care of matters. The days when John Terry, Rio Nemanja Vidic and Jamie Carragher justified the outlay and left us to ponder tinkering our attacking assets. If today’s script is anything to go by, United and Chelsea will remind us again that those days are long gone when they collide at Old Trafford tomorrow.

This season we could almost taste the excitement generated by an out-of-position prospect – we’ve even seen the unproven talents of Seamus Coleman and Elmohamady create bandwagons of some significance. It’s a worrying trend, as Fantasy Managers are forced to hunt down goals and assists from dubious sources. A dirty business for dirty times.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. The3rdTurd
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Adam should've been sent off for that tackle on Bale, instead he'll probably end up with 3bps, the c*ck

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    1. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 5 months ago

      Yes and yes. This pisses me off.

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  2. Locarno
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Blackpool are still going down.

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    1. Boom!!!
      15 years, 5 months ago

      +1

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  3. jguti14
    15 years, 5 months ago

    frikin a, feeling like a turd for benching adam and captaining vdv...jesus!!

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    1. The Sundance Kid
      15 years, 5 months ago

      you're not alone...

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      1. AriseSirGiggsy
        15 years, 5 months ago

        and me

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        1. Elts
          15 years, 5 months ago

          and me

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          1. Portsmouth Bubblejet
            15 years, 5 months ago

            And me. I'm glad the season's coming to an end, because I've got no confidence left in my decision-making.

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            1. jguti14
              15 years, 5 months ago

              ME 2

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    2. Viper
      15 years, 5 months ago

      I took a hit doing Adam -> VDV

      The amount of penalties Blackpool get!! :O

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      1. Nomar
        15 years, 5 months ago

        This is why you keep Adam and don't bench him.

        I said earlier on today, never bench a penalty taker. You never know when one is going to be awarded.

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  4. TommyK
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    15 years, 5 months ago

    Well this gameweek is shit. 😕

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    1. Syd.
      15 years, 5 months ago

      Average score will be 11 points

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      1. Nomar
        15 years, 5 months ago

        No one has got cleanie points and no one player scored more than 1 goal so pretty much everyone so far will have low scores.

        Whoever has the highest score of the week tonight has probably made about 10 transfers this week and probably doesn't have Liverpool, Fulham, West Brom, Wolves, Arsenal, Stoke, Utd or Chelsea players.

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    2. jamsiep
      15 years, 5 months ago

      If this wasn't a double then it would be an absolute disaster.

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      1. Viper
        15 years, 5 months ago

        I dont see much happening in the city/spurs match! 🙁

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        1. jamsiep
          15 years, 5 months ago

          Even so, having six players from those sides I should be good for at least 10 points from that game!!

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          1. Viper
            15 years, 5 months ago

            Six?? I only have 3.. Still have 6 to play before my doubles play again so I cant complain too much with 20..

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  5. applebonkers
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    15 years, 5 months ago

    captained adam last week, sold him this week.
    i'm not very good at this game.com

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    1. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 5 months ago

      He should've been sent off and it would've been a great decision, you just got unlucky

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    2. Fudge
      15 years, 5 months ago

      I did the exact same thing! but I brought in Yaya and VDV so i'm not too upset

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  6. Waldaz
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Tomorrow should be exciting, at least better than today!

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  7. chilin_dude
    15 years, 5 months ago

    33 from 8, hoping for Defoe(c) & Adam bps tho.
    8 more to play, reckon i might be above average atm 😮

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  8. Locarno
    15 years, 5 months ago

    16 from 5, with maybe BPs for Foster and Silva.

    Need Arsenal to rip Stoke a new one.

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  9. Sheldon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Adam should get the 3BPs for the 2nd penalty alone

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    1. applebonkers
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      15 years, 5 months ago

      if you give me 2 penalties a game i will score 1. fact

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      1. AriseSirGiggsy
        15 years, 5 months ago

        i'll do 1.5

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      2. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        15 years, 5 months ago

        How is that a fact? 🙂

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        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          15 years, 5 months ago

          the amatuer le tissier 😉
          but seriously if you give every premier league player 2 penalties he'll likely score at least 1. how is that bonus worthy?

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          1. Shakey
            15 years, 5 months ago

            Unless they're Darren Bent.

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            1. jamsiep
              15 years, 5 months ago

              Indeed. Gomes nearly did what he did to me last season all over again today.....

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          2. Gargamel
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            15 years, 5 months ago

            It isn't, I was just curious because it didn't sound like a fact 😉

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    2. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 5 months ago

      What about him going right through Bale's ankle then? That should be 3 negative bonus points

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  10. @FPLStrategist
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Hitzelsperger for 3 bonus. K. Tks.

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  11. PFOR
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Glad Defoe equalised. Blackpool staying up would have been annoying.

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      15 years, 5 months ago

      i really hope they stay up

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      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        15 years, 5 months ago

        What have people got against Blackpool. They're a breath of fresh air to the league this year.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          15 years, 5 months ago

          its pretty bizarre

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        2. Dai Chicken Pie
          15 years, 5 months ago

          adams tackle on bale makes me hope they go down

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        3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          15 years, 5 months ago

          I agree. Contrast that with the perennial relegation fighters of Wigan, B'burn Brum etc. who are not only poor, but play a boring game.

          Wigan don't even have any bloody fans!

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          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
            15 years, 5 months ago

            I stand corrected by the looks of Boom's post below. OK they have 1 fan! 🙂

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            1. Boom!!!
              15 years, 5 months ago

              i am not a fan but i like wigan more than b'pool because of their players and manager 🙂

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        4. PFOR
          15 years, 5 months ago

          I don't.

          I'm just saying it makes the battle for the drop more interesting, I don't really care who goes down.

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
            15 years, 5 months ago

            but you just said it would be annoying if they stayed up? so youre talking shite

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        5. Bubbles
          15 years, 5 months ago

          +1. They're entertainment all round.

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        6. mvtaylor
          15 years, 5 months ago

          I didn't have much against them 90 minutes ago...

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        7. AriseSirGiggsy
          15 years, 5 months ago

          whos got anything against blackpool??? theyve been universally w*nked over since the opening day

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          1. Granville
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            15 years, 5 months ago

            This guy has

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        8. jamsiep
          15 years, 5 months ago

          Their manager is a knob, so is their captain.

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          1. Boom!!!
            15 years, 5 months ago

            +42!

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          2. PFOR
            15 years, 5 months ago

            You have a bit of a thing against them. Why?

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          3. Damo.
            15 years, 5 months ago

            For example see Roman and Terry 🙂

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          4. Shakey
            15 years, 5 months ago

            This comment could be applied to so many different teams, and would still accurately represent Jamsiep's opinion.

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        9. Somalion
          15 years, 5 months ago

          Ye for the most part I liked them this year but I will admit that I dont like Holloway. Also that tackle from Adam today annoyed me, I know its insane to want a team to go down just for a tackle but I did have a sudden flash of that.

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        10. Elts
          15 years, 5 months ago

          well said! Couldnt agree more .. they actually brought excitement .. especially in the first few games

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    2. Boom!!!
      15 years, 5 months ago

      well said...i hope wigan stays!

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  12. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    15 years, 5 months ago

    I am so depressed. 🙁

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    1. Dai Chicken Pie
      15 years, 5 months ago

      a pint of dolcetto will soon sort that

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        15 years, 5 months ago

        Cheers, Dai! We do it by glass - but none the worse for that! Garganega at the moment - Soave! 😉

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        1. Dai Chicken Pie
          15 years, 5 months ago

          Enjoy! and be happy!

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            15 years, 5 months ago

            You are cheering me up ... a bit! 🙂 You Welsh boys are something else ... 🙂

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            1. Dai Chicken Pie
              15 years, 5 months ago

              Why thank you Michael, I won't argue with you on that one!

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  13. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Silva or Yaya for bonuses? What about Young? VDV no chance

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    1. Bubbles
      15 years, 5 months ago

      No point guessing. Just wait.

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 5 months ago

        well said bibbules. shut your face DV8R

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  14. Locarno
    15 years, 5 months ago

    I reckon the average will be less than 10.

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    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 5 months ago

      A bit higher after bonus points...I'd say 15

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      1. Elts
        15 years, 5 months ago

        reckonabout 11

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  15. Locarno
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Why didn't the stupid ESPN bint ask Fat-boy about his tackle on Bale?

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    1. Dai Chicken Pie
      15 years, 5 months ago

      no balls (literally)

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  16. Dai Chicken Pie
    15 years, 5 months ago

    good on you keegan, telling it like it is

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  17. Champ
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Why did people sell Adam this gw other than to get VDV? Blackpool already beat spurs earlier in the season, Adam scored, their back is to the wall at the moment and they have Bolton next week

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      15 years, 5 months ago

      shut the fook up with your bullshit past posting. twit

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      1. The Stock
        15 years, 5 months ago

        Be nice. No need at all for that.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          15 years, 5 months ago

          yes there is, its shite talk, and only said after the fact. AND adam hardly scored alot.

          stupid, arsehole of a post

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          1. Back on the horse
            15 years, 5 months ago

            agree with RBJ on this one. crappy comments after the event are so annoying.

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            1. Champ
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              15 years, 5 months ago

              Hardly. Recommended keeping Adam earlier today. You lose 🙂

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            2. The Stock
              15 years, 5 months ago

              There is a way of arguing this that doesn't require swearing or being abusive though. I'm not saying I don't agree, but how about giving an argument against rather than just being nasty.

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              1. Locarno
                15 years, 5 months ago

                That sounds a bit f*cking boring.

                🙂

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              2. Back on the horse
                15 years, 5 months ago

                well ok, that's just RBJ's style of delivery. I'd rather have him on this forum than not.

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              3. Dai Chicken Pie
                15 years, 5 months ago

                I know what you mean, but don't take it to heart, its just his style, its really funny when you get used to it

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                1. Boom!!!
                  15 years, 5 months ago

                  it is not funny all the time sometimes he cross the limit....

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                  1. Dai Chicken Pie
                    15 years, 5 months ago

                    don't take it seriously then there's no problem. This is not real life after all!

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                  2. Back on the horse
                    15 years, 5 months ago

                    different people, different limits, Boom

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                2. Champ
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  15 years, 5 months ago

                  I agree. It's funny when he is wrong unknowns to himself! And the zombies that agree! Sit back and enjoy....

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          2. Dai Chicken Pie
            15 years, 5 months ago

            lol, you are on top form tonight 🙂

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    2. Bolt-on
      15 years, 5 months ago

      I sold him for yaya

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      1. Champ
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        15 years, 5 months ago

        Fair gamble I suppose...

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    3. Nomar
      15 years, 5 months ago

      +1

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  18. AriseSirGiggsy
    15 years, 5 months ago

    anyone else think these results are playing right into Mick McCarthy's hands???
    Win tomorrow at home to WBA and they are clear clear clear favourites

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      15 years, 5 months ago

      well as i have elokobi, and am praying for a 15 pointer....yes

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    2. Boom!!!
      15 years, 5 months ago

      really?'clear clear clear favourites' 🙄

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      1. AriseSirGiggsy
        15 years, 5 months ago

        They have wba (h) sunderland (a) and Blackburn (h) to finish
        its like they picked their preferred fixtures to end the season...

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        1. Boom!!!
          15 years, 5 months ago

          west brom are one of the most in form teams in the league atm...
          sunderland just won away at bolton so there confidence should be high...
          blackburn are giving there all to avoid the drop and they are not a easy team to beat...
          i really don't think they are the clear favourites to avoid the drop...

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          1. AriseSirGiggsy
            15 years, 5 months ago

            IF they win tomorrow... IF

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            1. Boom!!!
              15 years, 5 months ago

              'IF' 🙂

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    3. Pop Ooh Yeah ★x8
      15 years, 5 months ago

      Unfortunately we aren't good enough to take advantage of the favourable results. We never beat the Baggies, so a point at best tomorrow.

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    4. Back on the horse
      15 years, 5 months ago

      got O'hara through default. would love it if he did something

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  19. mir
    15 years, 5 months ago

    rival = Nani / odem / a.cole

    v

    me = yaya / silva / dawson / rvp

    Who will score more points from tomorrow and midweek game??
    This what my h2h comes down to?

    He is a point ahead after adam gets 3 bps.

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    1. Boom!!!
      15 years, 5 months ago

      u should win it unless odem goes mad...

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      1. mir
        15 years, 5 months ago

        oh and i have luiz.

        It does come down to odem v RVP?

        I dont think silva will start mid week.

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  20. The Stock
    15 years, 5 months ago

    I disown Adam's points today on principle. 'Orrible.

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      15 years, 5 months ago

      Good man.

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    2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 5 months ago

      I am falling into the slough of despond ...

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      1. Goose
        15 years, 5 months ago

        Oh well! Would have loved it to come in even just for the comment below!

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    1. Waldaz
      15 years, 5 months ago

      Haha I was thinking the same, but you got it right on the massive FPL Spurs disappointment (once again 👿 ).

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      1. Goose
        15 years, 5 months ago

        It's always on the cards! Wish I had the balls to not captain VDV seen as tho that's what I was thinking.

        Saying that I reckon Spurs will win at City and VDV could well pick up some pointage.

        Called Wigan getting something too, not bad in all in my score predictions 😉

        http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2011/05/07/the-saturday-surgery-23/comment-page-7/#comment-1630616

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  21. Back on the horse
    15 years, 5 months ago

    so are all the games tomorrow on sky?

    now livefootballontv.co.uk has lost sky listing on sunday for some reason where are you guys finding the easiest place to check what footy is on tv?

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      15 years, 5 months ago

      paddypower, or any bookie, hover over the tv icon beside the games.

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  22. AriseSirGiggsy
    15 years, 5 months ago

    "Contrast that with the perennial relegation fighters of Wigan, B’burn Brum etc. who are not only poor, but play a boring game"

    Mr Pork Pie you are SPOT ON - I really want to see Blackpool and Wigan survive
    Would anyone really miss Boringham or Venky Rovers?

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  23. Syd.
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Could do with Odem & Lamps tearing it up tomorrow...

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    1. Bolt-on
      15 years, 5 months ago

      Wish you well but think wolves will get big lift from today and lamps will be quiet.

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  24. jamsiep
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Adam's celebration today was badge kissing at it's very worst. In January he was absolutely desperate to leave, and he certainly won't still be at the club in the summer.

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      15 years, 5 months ago

      ah shut up and stop moaning out of you.

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        15 years, 5 months ago

        +1.

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      2. jamsiep
        15 years, 5 months ago

        Shouldn't have transferred Adam out, should you Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo?

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    2. The Stock
      15 years, 5 months ago

      He's gone from being the quintessential underdog hero to a bit of a shady, unknown character in a short space of time.

      To think, after what he did to Bale, they could have been teammates if things had gone differently, is a bit sinister.

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        15 years, 5 months ago

        He's always been that - to me.

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        1. The Stock
          15 years, 5 months ago

          Montepulciano for me tonight Mickey. Noice.

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    3. Boom!!!
      15 years, 5 months ago

      i agree!he is going up week by week in my most hated players list...

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    4. PlayPercentage
      15 years, 5 months ago

      I thought he showed a lot of "bottle" to step up and score the 2nd penalty.

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    5. AriseSirGiggsy
      15 years, 5 months ago

      i wouldnt say desperate, i thought he was pretty respectful

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      1. jamsiep
        15 years, 5 months ago

        He threw a massive hissy fit on deadline day when no deal went through, and his performances have been pretty rubbish ever since it all happened.

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        1. AriseSirGiggsy
          15 years, 5 months ago

          what hissy fit?

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  25. mir
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Does anyone else bet on the players their rivals have.
    my work league is h2h and so who ever i play i look at other team and seek out the differant players.

    it softens the blow.

    Lost out on bent but got it all back and some on adam. first goalscorer and anytime goalscorer. will do the same for odem tomorrow.

    cant lose - unless they go assists mad !!!!

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  26. jamsiep
    15 years, 5 months ago

    http://yfrog.com/h8vsqdymj

    We may not be seeing Gareth for a while....

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    1. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 5 months ago

      No summer transfer then. Seriously, f*ck Charlie Adam. What a total fat twat.

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    2. Waldaz
      15 years, 5 months ago

      Jeez...

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    3. PFOR
      15 years, 5 months ago

      Ouch.

      Btw denial, I doubt he was going to leave this summer anyway.

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    4. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      15 years, 5 months ago

      Ouch. Hope he's not out for too long.

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  27. Cheggers
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Hate to say it but I think West Ham are down now. With 2 games to go they would need a lot of luck to stay up.

    Rooting for either Wolves or Blackpool to stay up and Boring Wigan to go down

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    1. AriseSirGiggsy
      15 years, 5 months ago

      how are wigan more boring than wolves???

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      1. Pop Ooh Yeah ★x8
        15 years, 5 months ago

        It's a close run thing, that's for sure!

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  28. Kings of Lyon ★
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Captaining vdv is bad news but im not tht fussed as my main rival done the same ...

    HIM 18 with ohara malouda cole luiz
    vs
    ME 22 zamora cech lamps (adam 1st sub)

    should be ok

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    1. Michael
      15 years, 5 months ago

      what time is the kentucky derby and the pacquaio fight on tonight.

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      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        15 years, 5 months ago

        wit?

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  29. FPL Daniel
    15 years, 5 months ago

    +1 on rbj

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