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7 May 2011 1295 comments
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Time is against us. We’ve less than an hour in fact before the Gameweek 36 deadline passes and our fortunes are left in the lap of the gods once more. Before we cross that white line however, there’s still precious minutes available. Time to make a difference. Time to wrestle with variables and assess likely scenarios.

The Saturday Surgery chatroom is here to assist you sorting through that mess – so pop in and quiz your fellow Fantasy Football comrades on the morning’s selection dilemma.

The Surgery will take you right through the 11.30am deadline, and will return in the form of the Dugout Discussion in time for the afternoon kick-offs.

Akers Richard or Akers, as he is known, has been regularly haunting this site since July 2008. He is young and foolish, take what he says with a pinch of salt. Follow them on Twitter

  1. Jax
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Andy took a 16 point hit...the man's lost it

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    1. andy85wsm
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      Or maybe he's a genius

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      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
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        doubt it.

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  2. andy85wsm
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    Even as a fellow vdv owner and captainer I'd find it very amusing if he was benched vs blackpool.

    The FFS server wouldn't find it so amusing

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    1. big oak
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      cnt see vdv being rested exept if he's injured
      what will he be rested for??? opening game of the new season?

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  3. i love leeds
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    So who has captained Cahill then? Tell me I'm not alone.

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    1. Joey Millions
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      someone posted his stats ffrom his last 5 home games.. pretty darn good.
      good luck! and not me 🙂

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    2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      you did what?!?! LOL

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    3. big oak
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      he's was doubtful all week, i think he was cleared today, anw doubt he'll uselessly run 90 minutes

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    4. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Which Cahill?

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  4. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Dammit. Overslept and couldnt get Taarbt in on time.

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  5. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Oh for fudge sakes! Didn't know Liverpool were playing on Monday and Spurs at 5:30 today. Looks like another boring GW for 3 o'clock kick offs.

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    1. jamsiep
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      Man City are playing though.

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      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        I have Lescott, Yaya and Balo but im not excited about City. Can't see much.

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        1. andy85wsm
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          Ive got Silva yaya hart and that doesn't excite me either

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          1. Drip Doctor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            4 points out of a possible 18 from their last 6 away games. Everton have won 6 of the last 7 meeting between the two sides. 5-0 City?

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            1. jamsiep
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              Law of Averages would seem to indicate so.

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  6. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Looks like i'll be breaking the 110 team value tonight

    Checklist
    top 100k - check
    top team value(minileagues) - check
    top transfers(minileagues) - second
    top team (minileagues) - second in all three leagues (max 20pts diff)

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    1. jamsiep
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      Odd checklist.

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
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        Top 100k - fail.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          i actually didn't read that properly and thought it was top 100

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        2. Sim Simma
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          it's all about achievable targets. Only started last year and ended up 200k overall. Aim this year was to halve that and that'ss been achieved.

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          1. andy85wsm
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            First season this year. My aim was top 20,950 so far so good!

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      smug w*nker - check

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      1. chilin_dude
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        hahaha

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      2. Sim Simma
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        read and weep mofo 🙂

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    3. King Eric, in America
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      Team value means very little this year ...

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    4. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Ok, and?

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      1. Demí
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        lol

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      2. Sim Simma
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        http://tinyurl.com/3p7szjm

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  7. Boom!!!
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    where is my gravatar gone 👿

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  8. AllessandroSwissToni
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    My two nearest competitors ahead of me in the league have fielded unchanged teams by the looks of things, Think I might catch a break this weekend. Would appreciate some analysis if anyone cares:

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/entryhist.mc?id=1014119

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/entryhist.mc?id=899079

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
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      on the top mate 😉

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  9. Tin of Directors
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    A or B chaps

    A
    Hart
    Rafael - Luiz
    Adam - Young
    Pav - Suarez - Sturridge
    SUBS
    Chesney - Malouda - Evatt

    B
    Foster
    Cashley
    Hitz - Silva
    Carroll - Drog - Odem
    SUBS
    Robinson - Nani - Bards - Elmo

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    1. Tin of Directors
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      Anyone?

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Its not even balanced mate. U have 1 defender in team B. But if ur asking which i like i would go with team B to do better this week mate.

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        1. Tin of Directors
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          Damn!
          Coleman was the other defender in B (rivals team)

          Do have a 30+ lead and both captained VDV.

          Let battle commence I guess.

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          1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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            Young n adam have been poor lately (bizarely) and pav isn't guarantee'd to start...nor score when he plays lol

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            1. Gargamel
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              Pav is guaranteed to not score when he plays

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      2. Golden Oldies
        • 15 Years
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        A looks better to me

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  10. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    Big question fellas...more input the better.

    If you ahd a 50point lead goint into the final week would u be tempted to sub in a comedy player and captain him? For example the liverpool player coady at £4.0 mill?

    Would it upset you if the guy above you did this? Looking to make the final week as annoying as possible for the guy in second.

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    1. Joey Millions
      • 15 Years
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      I'd only consider Kelly.

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        I was looking at a player who will def not in a million years play n then pile on the points with my form/value capt just to be a 8--D

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    2. Yossi
      • 15 Years
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      Haha that would be really funny, and 50 pts is more than enough to win.

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    3. Tin of Directors
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      I would be upset yes but if I ended up winning I would never let them forget it.
      Knowing my rival he'd probably blame it on a mistake anyway!

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Nah i'm going to give it to a piece of **** player who won't play n then have rooney as my vice capt (if man utd still in race)

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      do it

      just make sure your emergency captain is a belter for maximum impact

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Thats exactly it. I was 160 pts behind leader at xmas. Had a storming 2nd half of season averaging 70pts a week for last 16 weeks after deductions 🙂

        Just want him to swear lots. He knows i've already won 🙂 he pretty much conceded by making tevez captain this week lol

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    5. King Eric, in America
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      IMO: your plan = weak sauce.

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Why? u not find it funny?

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          ignore him, americans think that 2 and a half men is funny

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          1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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            Well i figured he was an idi0t when he used the term 'weak sauce'

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    1. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
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      Scary. Unmissable game.

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    2. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Pond life in Stoke.
      Whenever I've been to the Brittania it's like walking around with cavemen or on the set of Shaun of the Dead.

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      1. Cheggers
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        Yea Ive been a few times.

        Sc*m.

        Some fans will boo Ramsey, but if they sing that break it again song then there is definitely something with them

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        1. Cheggers
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          wrong*

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        2. andy85wsm
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          • 15 Years
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          Ridiculous, it really is.

          There's a lot of cu*ts in football, and lots you love to hate. But I don't think there's anyone I'd wish a broken leg on

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          1. Locarno
            • 15 Years
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            Diouf.

            He can break his f*cking neck while he's at it.

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        3. lightspeed
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          as a stoke season ticket holder, i hope that there are no chants like that.

          we are not all bad 😉

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            wow

            didn't think there were any stoke fans on here

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      I don't mind them, so much ...

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
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        merrymichael no email came through again, who were your 3 picks?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Sorry - can't think what's wrong - thank you for your care and consideration! 🙂

          Odemwingie,
          Dirk Kuyt, and
          Carlton Cole, please!

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          1. applebonkers
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            • 16 Years
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            i'll update it now

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              Cheers, applebonkers! 😀

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          2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            no man utd?!

            or stoke?!

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        so man utd AND stoke now

        jesus

        "everyone take a twig in the ground and on exactly 10 minutes snap it in half"

        classy

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      3. jamsiep
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        Well done, Mr. Contrarian disagrees with me as per usual.

        *yawns*

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    4. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      The twig idea was a little bit funny in fairness.

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    5. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
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      i stopped reading at "it wasn't a foul" 🙄
      any bellend can say sorry after they've just snapped your leg in half, doesn't mean you have to accept it. it took shawcross 1 second to say sorry, it's taken ramsey months of rehab and operations to get back. but no shawcross is the real hero here

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        shawcross IS the real hero! did you not see him cry when he got the red?

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    6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      "We seem to have picked up a few knobheads during our stay in the top league, hopefully they are just keyboard warriors."

      there's a few of them on here 😀

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    7. Shakey
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Pointed this out before. Stoke fans somehow think it was Ramsey's fault. "How dare he break his leg on our pitch!"

      lol at the first guy "it wasnt a foul and Ryan didnt mean it." Delusional.

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    8. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      i like that the moderator, the voice of reason, posted this:

      http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/official-statement-from-aaron-ramsey

      "I would like to thank the medical team here at Arsenal for their efforts as well as the staff at both hospitals. Glenn Whelan was especially kind and I really appreciated his immediate assistance on the pitch as well as the medical support from Stoke City."

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    9. Marknlard
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      To be fair, there's probably as many posts (that I've read so far) saying that to boo/blame Ramsey is wrong. But that so many DO think he was somehow classless is pretty unbelievable.

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    10. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
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      this is my favourite:

      i think the arsenal scummers should be appluading whelan, he potentially saved ramsays life.

      ramsay never came out in public to thank him either, hes a trully classless prick

      life saver 😉

      but yep internet message boards are riddles with shameless comments, just as they are riddled with great comments so no need to tarnish all stoke fans here

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        i like how the moderator totally ended the guy who wrote that (see my post above)

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  11. Tangerine Army XI
    • 16 Years
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    Ugh, only one playing in the 3 o clock kick offs ðŸ™

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
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      Spector, Balotelli, Silva, Foster and Simpson here.

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      1. Perthite
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Who's this Spector you speak of?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Wall of Sound - absolutely brilliant!!! 😉

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          He has a tendency to shoot on sight with unlicensed firearms ...

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            don't go back to his if he offers you a night cap

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
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              This too! 🙂

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      😯 Really???

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      1. Tangerine Army XI
        • 16 Years
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        Yeah, 3 Chels, 2 Ars, 2 Tot, 1 City, 1 Liverpool / WBA / Brum

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
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          I hope the 'Pool one is Kuyt ... good luck, anyway! 🙂

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  12. Viper
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    PaddyPower special going well so far:

    QPR 1-0 Leeds
    Rangers 3-0 Hearts
    Spurs vs Blackpool

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
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      1-1

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  13. tosey
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    my team looks bloody good for next week! 11 players playing at home 🙂

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Does that mean there's eleven away today? 🙂

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      1. tosey
        • 16 Years
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        pretty much!!!

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          May I wish you the best of luck, then, tosey!!! 😀

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          1. Boom!!!
            • 15 Years
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            no hits this week mmw and u benched ur favourite downing 😯

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    2. Tangerine Army XI
      • 16 Years
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      I'm in the same boat!

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  14. BobB
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
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    Glasg'ee Rangers 3-0....obviously been told it could come down to goal-difference....

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    1. McEwan
      • 16 Years
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      Im sure Hearts would have been breifed on that before the game yep

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  15. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
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    Simon Cox to score a brace and propel me top of Forward Thinking - you heard it here first!

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
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      Torres Magic's picks are unsurprisingly boring.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Right!!! I am now rooting for you to win this!!! 😉

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      2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
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        Mine are unsurprisingly genius.

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      3. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
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        to be fair he did say "boring as batshit" in his email. it's just 1 of many tactics

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        1. The Stock
          • 15 Years
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          Missed the deadline. Again.

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            1. The Stock
              • 15 Years
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              LOOOOOLZ

              'Clumsy!'

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      4. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
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        I really dont know why I picked Kenwyne Jones, seemed a good idea at the time, but on reflection....

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
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          kevin davies ftw!!!

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          1. Gargamel
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            Yeah. Thought he'd be in every team this gameweek. I just know he'll score, probably a penalty.

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            1. Boom!!!
              • 15 Years
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              i had him when he missed a pen against arsenal ðŸ™

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            2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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              Heskey! 😀

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              1. Boom!!!
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                booooooooo...zamoraaaaaaaa !!!

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    2. Egg noodle
      • 16 Years
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      shola ameobi for me.

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  16. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    If you like me are a bit confused by how the UEFA Financial Fair Play initiative will work Gabriele Marcotti has written a good piece on it, well worth the read while waiting for today's games.

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/gabriele_marcotti/05/05/ffp/index.html?sct=sc_t11_a1

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  17. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
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    Anybody got Luca? I was tempted but didn't wake up before the deadline.

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
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      No, but i got Bale. Jealous? You should be!

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        *stifled laughter*

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        1. FPL Daniel
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          Jealous? Yes I am.

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  18. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
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    Nice finish 1-1

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  19. hillbillypete
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    I the only one that has played Adam this week?

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    1. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
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      No - I love the fact he's becoming a differential again now.
      One pen today and watch his bo**ocks grow.

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    2. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
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      Probably not

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    3. tosey
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      nope

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      someone has even played him ahead of lamps

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    5. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
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      Nope

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    6. grapesland
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      no no, adam is still here, wouldnt be surprised if they got the better of spurs today

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    7. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
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      Let me join the club. Now he is differential, a lot of the lads sold him or bench him. Hopefully he won't be benched.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
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        I played him over malouda

        I wonder how many active players now have vdv??
        Everyone??

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  20. Tin of Directors
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    Nearly 24k have bought Pav in.
    Didn't expect it to be that high.

    Go on Roman!

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      -1

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    2. Well you know, Triffic
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      I bought Defoe in for a 4point hit O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_OO_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_OO_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O

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      1. Tin of Directors
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        Pav for a 4 pt hit here.
        The old T of D gut feeling this morning.

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      2. FPL Daniel
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        He could get u 5 goals or 5 cards 🙂

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        1. Boom!!!
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          '5 cards' 🙄

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  21. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    god i still have thsi feeling vdv will be rested cos he's fat 🙂

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    1. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
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      You will hear the slapping of nearly 185,000 foreheads across the world. LOL

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    2. Joey Millions
      • 15 Years
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      laugh out loud

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    3. grapesland
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      fat vaart will keep eating points i hope

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  22. Will
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    Is Ancelotti stupid, who would rather have Rooney over Messi?

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    1. Joey Millions
      • 15 Years
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      Rogaine Inc.

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    2. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
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      all english teams will rather have rooney bcoz of his work rate than messi 😉

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        So much fail in one post.

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
          • 16 Years
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          Lol

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        2. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          i worry that if 1 more manager says it AP might believe it. you know what he's like. messi's 75 scored or assisted goals this season will be ignored

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      2. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        someone hasn't watched much Barcelona.

        Or Rooney circa 2010.

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
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          Or just football in general.

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        2. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
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          did i said rooney is better than messi?no.

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          1. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
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            But you did say that all English clubs would rather Rooney. You also seem to be under the impression that Messi doesn't work hard.

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            1. Shakey
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              or that Rooney works harder. Which isn't true either.

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            2. FPL Daniel
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              But Rooney is playing in Fabregas role.

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            3. Boom!!!
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              i probably should have not said all but rooney is a better player off the ball than messi...

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      3. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
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        Heroics as usual, Boom 😀

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        1. AP
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Fished Faulk and Jamsiep in a oner. Boom, favourite poster by a mile.

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          1. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            He's not fishing though, he's not capable of doing so. He must genuinely believe what he's saying.

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            1. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              He is SO fishing.

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              1. applebonkers
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                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                the best fisherman here: ancelotti

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                1. Shakey
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 11 months ago

                  unless he senses another Rooney transfer request.

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            2. Cheggers
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              He's an absolute retard

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              1. jamsiep
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                lol

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              2. Boom!!!
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                exactly what i think of u as well cheggers...

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            3. AP
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              #teamboom.

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    3. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Ancelotti is a hero, what can i say.

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    4. big oak
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      premier league referees dnt get fooled by barca players simulating all game long...
      and messi would die in the first huth/shawx sandwish in the box

      rooney every day

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        🙄

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Messi's scored over 50 goals this season- but could he do it against Stoke on a rainy Tuesday night at the Britannia? 😆

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          1. Shakey
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            How many times has Rooney scored at the Britannia?

            that's a rhetorical question by the way, the answer is zero.

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            1. Will
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              The fact that Messi doesn't look like a potato or hire prossies already means that he's better. Nevermind all the goals and assists.

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          at least there was contact.... 😉

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      3. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Wow. Full moon tonight or summint?

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  23. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Just watching the QPR - Leeds game, scouting for next season. OMG I am an addict!

    P.S. Kilkenny is taking all the free kicks.

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah, for Leeds, who aren't going to be in the Premiership next season.

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    2. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Leeds aren't going to go up.

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    3. gooner dave
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I for one won't be getting routledge (again).

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  24. chilin_dude
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Gradel will be in the prem next season.

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    1. big oak
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      he's good but lacks concistency
      i wouldv loved to see leeds collecting their old players (woodgate, bowyer, smith...) in the pl next season

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      1. chilin_dude
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Lacks consistency? Have you seen his performances this season and his assist/returns? Been by far the most consistent for us!

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        1. big oak
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          yes definitly he's been one of the best players this season despite his lack of consistency, but he's still developing his game and cnt see him do well next season in the PL, exept with leeds which wnt happen, its too early. but thats just my opinion.

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    2. David Davros
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Quality player. I loved him when i first saw him for Leicester, we sold him for a ridiculously low amount of money.

      Newcastle rumoured to be interested?

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      1. chilin_dude
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Yeah I've heard that too. If newcastle get in a decent Striker should have a good team.
        Gradel/Nolan/Tiote/Barton/Ben Arfa

        Then a decent striker up top!

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  25. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    shane long has 45 mins to get a hattrick off the bench or danny graham is championship top scorer this season 😎

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    1. The Stock
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Hehe.

      Erm, is it photoshop you use for doing pic editing?

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        just paint. never used photo shop in my life, wouldn't know where to start

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          you could get it free online in certain places, and do a few tutorials.

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  26. The ghost of a Pug's g…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    GREAT NEWS FOR VILLA FANS

    Heskey is fit again after a knee injury...

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    1. The Stock
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Was it his front or back legs the injury affected?

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      good for bent hopefully. for all his comicalness he is a pain in the arse

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  27. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
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    god that Garth crooks c*nt is some f**king cod-eyed muppet. His expressions, his mannerisms etc etc, make me wanna tar and feather the f**ker.

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    1. Jonah Takalua
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      hes on tv and youre on a tinpot fantasy football website

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      1. Tin of Directors
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Your point?

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      2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        oh god, fu.ck off Rambo you tit

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      3. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Piers Morgan is on TV, too...

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        1. Tin of Directors
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Abso-bloody-exactly!

          I hate this attitude that jjust because someone is on the telly that they are worldly wise.

          Garth Crooks is BBC Sports Lenny Henry.
          Both should have been retired years ago.

          Everytime I see Crooks or Henry I think of:
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWhhPWyWCv0

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          😆

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    2. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      He really does look like a turtle

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  28. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
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    How much pussy does priest get?

    Nun

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      A classic.

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    2. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      😆

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  29. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    wow- everton v city live on setanta irland!

    if id have known that i probably would have got cahill 😀 , probably for the best!

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    1. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Setanta in competitive game shocker

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    2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah only just found out. I think theyre putting a game on it every week until the end of the season.

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