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8 May 2011 1346 comments
Mark Mark
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Done and dusted. Despite a muscular second-half effort, Chelsea were simply outplayed at Old Trafford. The Premier League engraver can start practicing his lettering now.

United’s devastating opening, established by a typically slotted finish from “Little Pea” set the tone for a first-half showing that stamped on any plans Chelsea may have had to assume control. The second from Nemanja Vidic exploited the superiority; Frank Lampard’s second-half prod amounted to a nice little bonus for his Fantasy owners, but little else.

Congratulations must go to United on a commanding display but the neutrals amongst us will need to move on swiftly. Fantasy Managers must now consider the impact of today’s “settlement”.

United will go to Blackburn next weekend requiring just a point. Chelsea must go full tilt against Newcastle and hope for the best. Gameweek 37 is still on then – rotation shouldn’t be a major factor.

While next weekend looks stable enough, the final gameweek is now in flux. United will face Blackpool at Old Trafford, six days before they take on Barcelona in the Champions League final. Ian Holloway’s side will surely need a result from the match – United will likely just require a clean bill of health.

Owners of Wayne Rooney now have a major dilemma. Feasibly, Rooney could help spank Blackpool’s behind on their way to the Championship, but it seems unlikely. Given the circumstances, we seem set to witness the languid talents of Dimitar Berbatov against the Tangerines; possibly for the last time in a United shirt. Rooney will likely play some part but it could be just to soak up the applause and parade the trophy. Counting on Rooney to earn minutes and fetch returns looks a risk. With no goals or assists in his last four league games, the decision may already have been made.

We need to assess the United situation carefully – if Ferguson’s lineup against Blackpool can be anticipated, there’s every chance that there will be heavy profits on offer. Berbatov could even be a factor, Nani may come back into the equation. While United effectively ended the title race with today’s performance, they’ve thrown us Fantasy Managers a late curveball on our own quest for glory. It’s far from over around these parts.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. DickFranDyke
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    History updated.

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  2. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Thank goodness I got Hitz in for Jarvis on Friday night. He's the only one whose earnt me bonus so far.

    I guess Schwarzer isn't going to pick up 3 baps tomorrow either!

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  3. Be
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    61 with 5 to play had worse weeks, plus bloody Ridgewell, you?

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  4. sean 2099
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    did everyone captain van der vaart? i know i did bummer well we'll see

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  5. Akers
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    7 red arrows.

    4,124th to 33,552nd.

    Spec-tacular.

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    1. Gargamel
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Ugh. Well done FPL for updating the scores too before fixing the Vidic assist gate

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    2. SuperDorrans
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      Mad that is, what has actually gone wrong?

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      1. Akers
        • 16 Years
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        Dunno. Not been putting the work in. Only been spending 5 minutes a week on my team.

        I'll try and get my appetite back over summer.

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          Same here, have fallen but not as bad as yours. I just lose interest around this time.

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    3. Boom!!!
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      choker 😉

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    4. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      last time you said that you had a load of points to come off your bench 😉
      nice to see another player i rate floundering, no offence of course, it just helps me feel better about this season

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    5. Long ago I drew a walrus
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      5 straight red arrows here, plus 5 straight wins in H2H ( hopefully!) My typical end of season burst of form following an awful start, I really should support Everton

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    6. JWF
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      You have indeed had a shocking run. I even removed you from 'My Rivals' list on TotalFPL today!

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      1. DickFranDyke
        • 16 Years
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        I want a rival 🙁

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        1. Bolivian Seaman
          • 15 Years
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          I will be McDonalds and laugh at you in my clown suit

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        2. JWF
          • 16 Years
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          I've tried but I've totally flat-lined over the last month or so. Reckon I'll be losing 2nd spot soon too.

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    7. Pure Olivia
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      I think I'm your equal and opposite reaction. I started badly because I was only spending a couple of minutes on my team due to the birth of my second children at the beginning of the season.

      Now I've got a bit more time and I've gone from 43,674th to 5,933rd (with Vidic to come off the bench).

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  6. Tangerine Army XI
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    Into the top 1,500 for the first time despite an average week!

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  7. sean 2099
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    is anyone else looking forward to next season already can t wait to see who the last promoted team will be

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    1. Gargamel
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Yep, I'm desperate to make a new team. The first half of the season is also always much more fun than the second half as teams differ much much more.

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      1. Long ago I drew a walrus
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        Have to say I agree with you, despite the fact that my teams always score significantly higher in the 2nd half of the season

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      2. RedLightning
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        The extra wildcard in January made many teams more similar too. I hope they revert to just one wildcard next season!

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    2. Bubbles
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      SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSEA CITY!

      I hope. 😉

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      1. PFOR
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        Scott Sinclair would be in my team if that were the case.

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      2. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        Forest.

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  8. For Fuchs Sake
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    Can't believe they haven't noted the Vidic error yet haha

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    1. Syd.
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      It usually takes them a while... I would not be surprised if the 2 bonus points were also a mistake and that they shouldve gone to Park

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  9. McNulty
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    Quiz over on Totalfpl if people are interested. Test your football knowledge.

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    1. Bolivian Seaman
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      I've tested it, it's rubbish. but i do know a lot about sean connery

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    2. Elts
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      am being thick .. am on the site but cant see it. do you need to be logged in?

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      1. Damo.
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        I was lookin too man

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  10. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    Boys and girls come to Totalfpl for a footy quiz starting now

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    1. Damo.
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      Where's this style realm yockiemabob

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  11. Long ago I drew a walrus
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    No arrows of any sort in GW1. In the next 20 GWs, my record is 10 green arrows, 10 red arrows, so 50% positive. In the 15 GWs since then (22-36), I have 12 green arrows and 3 red arrows. 80% positive. Hmmm.

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  12. Locarno
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    OK, lads - who belongs to this team? 🙂

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/eventhist.mc?id=33861&event=36

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    1. PFOR
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Emergency (C) goes to Ridgewell 🙂

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        he has a green arrow for may

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      2. Syd.
        • 16 Years
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        Still has dempsey to play and his autosubs to come in..

        He should be alright this week

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    2. RedLightning
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      At least he didn't take a hit!

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    3. Back on the horse
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      cue another maxi hatrick and dempsey brace

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  13. alsybach
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    14 green arrows over the last 16 weeks......from 220,000th to 3000th....going in the right direction for my first season....struggled with it at first but luuuuuuurvin it now!!

    however......

    note to self.........

    F*CK KOLAROV OFFFFFF!!!!!!

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  14. dogtanion
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    United were painfully good today. Chelsea looked old. Lampard, in particular was shocking.

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  15. The Bandit
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Bleurrrgh, United will be crowned on our turf! 🙁

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      No guard of honour though i hope. Although the last time we did that i seem to remember we beat Chelsea with a Reidy glancing header so maybe it's not a bad plan 🙂

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  16. TommyK
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Another great thing about today's result is that it could keep blackpool in the league (by United's 3rd XI losing to them on the final day of the season).

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    1. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      The shit will hit the fan if that happens!

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  17. Syd.
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    WOW... I have now broken 2000 points for this season 🙂

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      same 😀 2007

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        1988, but if i was back in 1985 I could go back to the future and get the sports almanac and kick everyone's butts

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        1. Waldaz
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          lol

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      2. PFOR
        • 15 Years
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        Strange that 2000 points this year is decent.

        I got 2300+ last year and still only managed 18k! I suppose Rooney, Lampard and Drogba are the reasons.

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        1. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Yeah.. I got 2331 last year and finished 11,000ish...

          There was alot of high scoring gameweeks if i remember correctly..

          This season has been low scoring and the results have also been very unpredictable at times..

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  18. exammy
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    0 , 0 , 2 for my defenders lovley!

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  19. denial
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    eh? I got 13 points today but went up 1 place overall.

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    1. Smarty Pants
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      you got 14 points, you liar!

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      1. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Sorry, 14. Still weird!

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        1. Smarty Pants
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          not really, you are high in rankings, a lot depends on your closest rivals, and 14 points is decent on a day when most widely owned players have a stinker (besides RvP, Odem, Lamps, and Vidic)

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  20. adam1383
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    who are people getting in for next weekend this weekend pissed me off lost my bets an rubbish fantasy score ???

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Thinking about Gary Cahill for Walker or Sturridge for Zamora.

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        tempted by N'zog as well, if VDV has a stinker midweek I may consider punting him

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      2. Bolivian Seaman
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        malouda would be a good bet? carroll? n'zog. no idea

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      3. adam1383
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        yh i have walker downing and bent(villa fan) but all 3 going this week should of had ash young instead owell so need a def mid and striker whats your thinkin on gary cahill away at bpool?

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    2. jguti14
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      im thinking sturridge, probably with a Cband

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    3. Drip Doctor
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Luiz -> Alex
      Bale -> Valencia
      Balotelli -> Hernandez

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    4. PFOR
      • 15 Years
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      Dempsey --> N'Zogbia
      Bent --> Berbatov

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      1. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Or Bent to Suarez or Odem could net you even more. Remember Man Utd may be champions but they are pants away and Samba is the kinda guy that likes to taunt the big boy strikers.

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        1. J0E
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          before I get abused by Man Utd fans, I mean pants in terms of their usual high standards.

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      2. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Will berba play? I thought he'd start Rooney and Hernandez to secure the league.

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  21. FPL Daniel
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    why vidic has assist? its park right?

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    1. "The Special One"
      • 15 Years
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      yeah think so, and the bonus have to be parks as well....

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        i am not sure about bp, they r vidic imo. strange feeling at the moment. green arrow 36th, but we lost the title and probably out of the cup.

        Congratulation to Fergie and to United.

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        1. "The Special One"
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          for me park deserved the 3... So bound to get the 2!!

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  22. Kings of Lyon ★
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Im thinking of rodellega, rooney, hernandez, berba, torres, drogba, DJ

    who you think for the remaining two fixtures?

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      none

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      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        none?? who would you suggest daniel, im needing a striker and money is not an issue

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        1. "The Special One"
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          sturridge

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          1. Kings of Lyon ★
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            bla MCY, is pretty tough.

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    2. Park the bus
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      go Rodallega / Drogba / DJ for GW37

      then Rodallega / Drogba / Berba for GW38

      Rooney not scoring and won't play GW38 (away to Blackburn GW37)
      Hernandez is scoring but see above

      Avoid Torres like the plague, more than likely feel a tool if it doesnt pay off!

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      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        cheers mate, so either drog or rodallega.

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    3. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      ? no way mate, roda and dj maybe. I wont be touching chelsea or man u players now, too much uncertainty about line-ups now.

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      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
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        seems logical, bebe? 😉

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      2. Park the bus
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Disagree to an extent - Man U maybe but I think Berbatov is a nailed on starter vs Blackpool. And Ancelotti will play Drogba next week.

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  23. UKG
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Email to fpl re Vidic assist sent, I can't have my rival getting that one!!

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      fight 4 it mate.

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  24. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    4 of my 5 midfielders scored this week, only one who didnt was VDV.

    DID NOT see that coming.

    😯

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    1. Badonge
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      yet

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  25. Waldaz
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    Time to sell Chelsea players?

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    1. Damo.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Surely not. They're not just gonna roll over and die, if anything they'll want to absolutley tonk Newcastle

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    2. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      i think so yes.

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    3. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      ...the only way Frank leaves my team is in a hearse. He is for keeps....those jammy goals just keep coming. Luiz looks to be on borrowed time though after today. Can see him benched next week.

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      1. Waldaz
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        True about Lamps and Luiz, worried about Drogba too though, probably they'll want to test Torres more now?

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    4. Goose
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I reckon Newcastle may be on the receiving end of some frustration from
      Chelsea. Lampard stays, Luiz hmm...

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  26. Jimi
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Managed to have 3 goal scorers on 3 losing teams today.

    Just need a quite midweek game to keep me on top of my mini league.

    Got a lot of players at home next week, fingers crossed

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  27. alfast1c
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    what was the mail of fpl for complaing ?

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  28. Cheggers
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Has a Man United fan ever been banned from this site or is it only Non-United fans?

    Some suggestions for new website names -

    Fantasy Man United Scout
    Man United Football Scout

    and my personal favourite -

    Fantasy Football United

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    1. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      has someone just been banned?

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Can someone give us an indication as to what Jamsiep actually said? (without actually repeating it and getting themselves banned?)

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        1. J0E
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Jamsiep banned? eh?

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        2. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          About page 4/5 of todays dugout discussion, just look out for JP and RBJ, runs on for a few pages, mostly been edited but you'll get the jist.

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        3. Kings of Lyon ★
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          +1, think it was him and RBJ

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        4. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
          • 16 Years
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          WTF? When? And for what?

          The guy was a regular here, and 9/10 was right about team selection.

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        5. Somalion
          • 16 Years
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          Ok what happened was he made a comment about Hunt intentionally kneeing someone or something like that. A few Irish lads started defending him and he referred to them as Irish Mugs. RBJ took that as a racist comment and it all went from there.

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          1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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            any idea of the time?

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            1. Somalion
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              Emmm I'll check now.

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      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
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        Well Mark said nobody has. It was over a fight today between Jamsie and RBJ and I think some e-mails have been sent over it. As for the utd fan comment I dont really get that? If they were to ban someone I dont really think they take in to account who they support...

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        1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
          • 16 Years
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          when did the fight happen and on what post?

          has it all been removed? really want to read it now...

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          1. Somalion
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            I think it was on the Dugout Discussion post, a lot of it is given over to the fight so you should find it. It got a bit out of hand.

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            1. Locarno
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              14 years, 11 months ago

              Cheers, guys. A bit hard to follow when most of the posts consist of "*edited by admin – Mark*", but I can guess most of it.

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      It won't be permanent, stop whinging.

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  29. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    so all. assuming Vidic assist goes what scores are people on?

    me 48 with VDV and yaya to play again.

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
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      37 with kolarov yaya silva & vdv (c)

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  30. Derailed Bandwagon
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    Don't know about you guys but I can't wait for next season. I know it's early but WHEN WILL THE 2011/12 FANTASY FOOTBALL BE UP AND RUNNING?

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    1. J0E
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      • 16 Years
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      usually mid July...20th ish. Looking forward to it too, going to be interesting as well The old guard of Gerrard, Lampard etc on the slide and so far not too many exciting players coming up from the championship. Going to be a tough year.

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      1. Derailed Bandwagon
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        I think it will be better than this year. The likes of Gerrard and Torres cheaper, and Grant Holt and Taarbt(if he stays) up from the championship. Bring it on!

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        1. J0E
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          • 16 Years
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          I asked about Holt earlier among Norwich fans and the concensus was that he was a donkey. Taarabt is an interesting prospect though, although his temperament is questionable. If Gerrard isn't 9m or less than there is some serious skullduggery going on.

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