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8 May 2011 1346 comments
Mark Mark
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Done and dusted. Despite a muscular second-half effort, Chelsea were simply outplayed at Old Trafford. The Premier League engraver can start practicing his lettering now.

United’s devastating opening, established by a typically slotted finish from “Little Pea” set the tone for a first-half showing that stamped on any plans Chelsea may have had to assume control. The second from Nemanja Vidic exploited the superiority; Frank Lampard’s second-half prod amounted to a nice little bonus for his Fantasy owners, but little else.

Congratulations must go to United on a commanding display but the neutrals amongst us will need to move on swiftly. Fantasy Managers must now consider the impact of today’s “settlement”.

United will go to Blackburn next weekend requiring just a point. Chelsea must go full tilt against Newcastle and hope for the best. Gameweek 37 is still on then – rotation shouldn’t be a major factor.

While next weekend looks stable enough, the final gameweek is now in flux. United will face Blackpool at Old Trafford, six days before they take on Barcelona in the Champions League final. Ian Holloway’s side will surely need a result from the match – United will likely just require a clean bill of health.

Owners of Wayne Rooney now have a major dilemma. Feasibly, Rooney could help spank Blackpool’s behind on their way to the Championship, but it seems unlikely. Given the circumstances, we seem set to witness the languid talents of Dimitar Berbatov against the Tangerines; possibly for the last time in a United shirt. Rooney will likely play some part but it could be just to soak up the applause and parade the trophy. Counting on Rooney to earn minutes and fetch returns looks a risk. With no goals or assists in his last four league games, the decision may already have been made.

We need to assess the United situation carefully – if Ferguson’s lineup against Blackpool can be anticipated, there’s every chance that there will be heavy profits on offer. Berbatov could even be a factor, Nani may come back into the equation. While United effectively ended the title race with today’s performance, they’ve thrown us Fantasy Managers a late curveball on our own quest for glory. It’s far from over around these parts.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Blue Teets
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    Everyone posting tonight is Salford 🙂 Like it my friends.

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  2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    I was the sniper who shot Richard Stearman today.

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    1. Granville
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      Rubbish accuracy then mate, you missed Mick McCarthy by a mile.

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  3. Big Dunc
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    Was Fabio limping at the end by the way?

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    1. Blue Teets
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      Nah he's Manc

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  4. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    I think my forwards line-up for next season will be.

    Hernandez-RVP-Bent

    Reckon hernandez will start at 7.0, RVP at 11.0 and bent at 9.0.

    Great value for money in those three I think.

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    1. Locarno
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      Carroll? Odemwingie? Wenger's stunning £25million summer signing?

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      1. Big Dunc
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        Why would Hernandez be 7m? Thats crazy talk

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        1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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          what u think he'l start at?

          7.0 at the mo. started at 7.5.

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          1. Big Dunc
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            He started at 7.5 because he was expected to be a bit part player. He'll be 9 at least

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          2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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            Hernandez was 7.5 this year, when he was expected to be a squad player, he's know earned himself as the out and out striker for one of the highest scoring teams in the league, we'll be lucky if he's 9m next year.

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            1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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              still at 9.0 he'l be in my starting squad i think. Might swap bent for cheapie 5.0 striker, maybe Holt.

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              1. Drip Doctor
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                I think at 9.0 he's not worth it. You would just be relying on goals. He won't get many assists or bonus points.

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                1. ciarand
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                  true about the assists, but 16 bonus points in 1401 mins compares pretty favourable with most strikers

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          3. ciarand
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            if hernandez is 7m next year then his ownership percentage will be through the roof

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            1. Demí
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              But he won't be. Let's get real.

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            2. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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              true

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              1. ciarand
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                exactly

                he has massively exceeded expectations this year. next year those expectations will have changed, and the price will change accordingly

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      2. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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        Odem is old, Carroll it depends on 'pool winger signing/s and Wenger, spending money? Madness!

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    2. AP
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      NZog will be a permanent fixture in my team. Every time i take him out he goes on one of his runs. Unless he's 8m or something silly.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Or if he joins a bigger club. Won't be the baphog he is at Wigan

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          Him and Jarvis to Liverpool are my 'gut feeling' transfers this year, you know the ones that never ever come off.

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          1. Boom!!!
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            he will be off to france imo...

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          2. Attila the Bum
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            I think Phillips at Blackpool will join a bigger club. I think he has bags of raw potential, I'd like him at the Toon instead of Routledge anyway

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            1. Boom!!!
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              ...but u will get another phillips instead and his name is SWP 😉

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              1. Attila the Bum
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                Urgh!

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                1. Boom!!!
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                  truth hurts 😛

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    3. Jermaine Chigurh
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      No place in my team is certain until I see the fixture-list.

      Obviously players like Van Persie, Suarez and Rooney look like excellent prospects, but what happens if they have a hard set of fixtures?

      Also I believe I'm right in thinking that every season before a major tournament is schedueled more tightly, so there will likely be a mid-week gameweek during the Champions League and Europa League qualifiers, as there was last season. That will have a big impact.

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      1. FPL Daniel
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        +100

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    1. Blue Teets
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      Yep. I'll keep you updated.

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  5. Blue Teets
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    I'm goin bed got an exam tomorrow. I'll keep you all updated on the fatty as I've decided to Sarah Pailin (nalin'). I'm sure you can't wait.

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  6. IceMan DB
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    Nzog or Hitzlsperger this week?
    Also should i take out theo or yaya, already have silva.

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    1. dogtanion
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      nzog

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  7. shiffo
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    Yes Vidic assist is out!! nice 😉

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      not the bp

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      🙂

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    2. TommyK
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      It's only funny with Mcarthy.... 😛

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    3. applebonkers
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      "pork sword" had me in hysterics

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      1. TommyK
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        the bit with terry was hilarious too 😛

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        1. kitier katba
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          worth watching just for JT

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  8. dogtanion
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    hats off to rbj and jp for providing me with marvellous entertainment earlier...when are they gonna be reinstated?

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    1. Locarno
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      When the English mugs who run this site back down. 🙂

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      1. dogtanion
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        hahah yeah seen that. Im irish and i wasn't offended at all,doubt rbj was either tbh

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        1. TommyK
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          I bet he was- that's the sort of thing I can really see grinding his gears.

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        2. Drip Doctor
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          The irony of it all was a few weeks ago RBJ said something like "I just got a phone call from one of those indian call centre halfwits" He then went on to talk about how he had sex with Vishnu etc... I didn't say anything earlier because i didn't want to get involved in the debate.

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          1. dogtanion
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            ahahaha, wow.

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          2. Locarno
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            Yeah, that post was a bit close to the knuckle definitely racist.

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            1. TommyK
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              lolz- yeah I was gonna say that if RBJ hadn't been banned for his outburst it would be ludicrous......

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          3. Boom!!!
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            wtf?????????????????????????????????

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      They'll never keep those two brave keyboard warriors from the Thunderdome for long, they'll be back 😉

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      1. TommyK
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        Him and his brother..... 😆

        http://popcritics.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bad-boys.jpg

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    3. SuperDorrans
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      What happened?

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      1. PFOR
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        Pages 4 and 8 Dugout Discussion.

        (I think)

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      2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Most of its been moderated, rbj had 29 posts moderated!

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        1. Locarno
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          A couple more than his daily average...

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            Glad to see my quip surviving the moderation Armageddon. 🙂

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  9. Twelve years a slave
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    Forget next season , nexr week looks a nightmare

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      gw 38 even worse

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    2. Locarno
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      Aye. Huth probably out, Luiz probably out, Man City guns may be rested, Man United guns may be rested...

      May be the first eight-pointer of the season.

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      1. Syd.
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        Wot's up with the Huther??

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    3. maglia rosa
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      tiggerlips wanted to say thanxs for some advice you were giving on what to look for when making transfers earlier in the season i copied it onto my notes page on fantasy footi and reckon it has done me very well indeed so cheers

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    4. Animals & Scandals
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      Going to be tricky having to bench one of these for the coming GW:

      Adam/Yaya/Silva/Kuyt/VDV
      RVP/Odemwingie/Drogba

      Silva maybe...

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      1. maglia rosa
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        maybe vdv if he doesnt rull his dutch finger outa hiss ass 😆

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        1. maglia rosa
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          *pull

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          1. Animals & Scandals
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            Yes.
            At the same time, I don't think I'll risk benching him.

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            1. maglia rosa
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              granted.....sell 😆

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  10. Attila the Bum
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    Ha Dbronaldo is haranguing Wilshere on twitter. I'll put a fiver on no reply. 🙂

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    1. Demí
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      Ha. I'll put a tenner on it.

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    2. dogtanion
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      link?!!

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        @donalbarr

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      2. Attila the Bum
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        Not sure if this how you link twitter posts but I'll give it a bash (it's not that exciting anyway)
        http://twitter.com/#!/donalbarr

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    3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      And some journo!

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    4. TommyK
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      lol- that guy has some serious issues! 😛

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  11. Syd.
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    I see they've taken away Vidic's ill gotten assist and given it back to Park.. They have forgotten to give Park he 2 BP's back.. Must e-mail them to remind them to do so...

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    1. TommyK
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      Yeah, park deservbed the baps just for his first half performance.

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  12. Reed_Rothchild
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    Transfer prediction this summer.

    Drogba to Spurs?

    Sneijder to ManU?

    Moutinho of FC Porto to ManU?

    Tevez to Real Madrid?

    Adam to Livrpool?

    Fabregas to Barca?

    Ben Foster to Spurs or Arsenal?

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    1. Syd.
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      None...

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      1. Reed_Rothchild
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        Awe c'mon.

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    2. Boom!!!
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      Gera to West brom
      Bale to Inter
      Anelka to MLS
      Adam to Sunderland
      Tevez to Real
      Rossi to Spurs
      Konchesky and Almunia to any non-league team
      SWP and Pav to Newcastle
      Hazard to Arsenal
      Ribery to Milan
      Ibra to Citeh
      Ade to Milan
      Enrique to Villareal
      any france/dutch lower league player to Arsenal

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        SWP and Pav to Newcastle
        Enrique to Villareal

        Nice fishing attempt you asscock 😛

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        1. TommyK
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          Boom's crossed a line here- I wouldn't wish SWP on anyone. I even feel sorry for city fans that they still have to put up with his uselesness.

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          1. Syd.
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            +1...

            And I can't stand his step father...

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            1. TommyK
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              hehe- it says a lot that I knew him from best of enemies before I knew him from football.

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          2. Attila the Bum
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            Bear with me (its a long and pretty dull story), I was having a little go of FM2011 earlier, in my third season as Newcastle manager. Early days in the season, just beat Barcelona in the Champions league group stage, then beat Liverpool in the next league game, next match I lost 1-0 away to Chelsea in the League Cup third round.
            The board SACKED me! Shocked, horrified. However Chelsea sacked Ancelotti two weeks later and offered me the job, their team is that shit (lots of injuries) I have been forced into playing Shaun Wright-F**king Phillips (a legacy of Ancelotti).
            Sorry for the dullness, but SWP getting mentioned reminded me of the horror.

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            1. TommyK
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              The board sacked you???

              SACK THE BOARD! 😉

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            2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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              Lol, nothing beats a good football manager story

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            3. Boom!!!
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              ha!i played uefa champs 07 game once when i was playing the treble mode and i was sacked when utd lost the fa cup quarters to arsenal even tho i won almost all teh league games till then 🙁

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              1. TommyK
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                I was playing fifa 11 recently and got sacked from Barca despite being top of the league and in the final of the spanish cup.

                Tough crowd 🙁

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                1. Boom!!!
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                  have ur bank balanced ever gone to negative?i remember in fifa 10 when i was the manager of wigan i buyed star players by paying them high salaries and later the club balance was negative and they sacked me after feb even tho wigan was 2nd in the league and won the carling cup 😆

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                2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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                  Ive won the CL in FM with Rushden and Diamonds but ive never won a league!

                  Thought Id put that out there..

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                  1. Boom!!!
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                    u are rafa benitez type of manager then imo chuck...

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        2. Boom!!!
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          not really! i really expect pav to go to newcastle if he wants to play in the pl or otherwise he will go back to russia and as far as enrique is concerned i think he will like to go back to la liga and i think villareal will be the favourites to sign him if he decides to leave coz of capdevilla age and non of the top 2 will be interested in him...

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      2. Syd.
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        bebe to forest green

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      3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Good idea this, Ill do mine tomorrow.

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    3. PFOR
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      N'Zogbia --> Sunderland
      Adam --> Villa
      Jarvis --> Liverpool
      Young --> United
      Drogba --> Marseille
      José Enrique --> Liverpool
      Tevez --> Inter
      Torres --> Forest Green

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      1. PFOR
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        Kaka + Hazard --> Chelsea

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      2. PFOR
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        Kuczack (spelling) --> WBA
        Naughton --> QPR

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          I agree with almost all of these, except young and hazard.

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      3. AP
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        Young? NoooooooOOooooooo thanks.

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        1. PFOR
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          I *think* not hope.

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    4. applebonkers
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      bale no where. fabregas no where. the rest is a lottery

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      1. Boom!!!
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        change the background colour of ur gravatar 😉

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    5. A-Team
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      Young > Liverpool
      Milner > Villa

      You heard it here first. 😉

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    6. AP
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      Sneijder could go to united i suppose. Sir Ryan isn't going to be around forever but would Wesley be able to play deeper than he usually does? Dunno m'self. Apart from a keeper gowd knows who united will sign. After Hogstien said there's no chance of Gotze leaving Dortmund i don't care anymore. #toysoutofpram

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    7. bmb100
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      Young -> Liverpool seems almost nailed on to me

      Would have been Adam -> Spurs before the weekend, now maybe Villa, although his stock is seriously falling and if blackpool stay up its not beyond possibility he'll stay.

      Drogba -> Europe

      Sneijder -> United

      Samba -> Arsenal

      Tevez -> One of the Milans

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  13. TommyK
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    Incidently has anyone heard more about rooney giving the Chelsea fans the two fingered salute today?

    A ban would be the perfect excuse to get in berbatoff......

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    1. maglia rosa
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      any help with team news would be greately appreciated 😉

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    2. Syd.
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      It was mentioned on Radio 5 a bit earlier...

      I am sure the papers will give it a bit of coverage

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      1. TommyK
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        yeah, rooney does get a raw deal in that way.

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        1. Syd.
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          He does bring alot of it upon himself...

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          1. TommyK
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            true he can be a bit of an idiot, but he's one of many professional football players who act in that way and he's nearly always punished for it.

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            1. Locarno
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              It does seem like that. It's as if people simply don't like the wife-cheating, granny-shagging, foul-mouthed, fan-abusing, money-grabbing Mr Potatohead-lookalike twonk.

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              1. Attila the Bum
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                lulzville.

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  14. Drip Doctor
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    Saw an article on ESPN where Samba said he almost joined Arsenal in January. Can see it happening in the Summer.

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    1. TommyK
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      Would be a good move for you imo- better than cahill at least.

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    2. Boom!!!
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      don't u think hangeland will be a better signing than samba?

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    3. PFOR
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      Hopefully he'll be at Blackburn when FPL begins, then moves. I smell a bargain 🙂

      I doubt Blackburn will let him go though.

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  15. TommyK
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    BTW, I think Rio's twitter account is underrated. Anyone who repeatedly and relentlessly mocks piers morgan deserves some credit...... 😉

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    1. Boom!!!
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      they both love each other 😉

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    2. PFOR
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      I'm not on twitter, but Michael Owen seems a good one to follow.

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      1. TommyK
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        yeah I've been following him for a bit. Seems like a pretty decent guy and can be quite amusing.

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    3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Piers Morgan is one irrelevant bar steward.

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    4. Attila the Bum
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      The dullest poster on twitter.

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      1. TommyK
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        Just checked and shearer's not on twitter. Damn..... 😉

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        1. Locarno
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          Too busy (not) shagging Gabby Logan.

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          1. TommyK
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            Really? Would've thought he was capable of better....

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Man crush? 🙂

              Don't worry when he was scoring 30 a season for us I would have thought about it if asked.

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              1. TommyK
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                Be honest, you still would attila. Him and david batty are like jessica alba and anna kournikova to you 😉

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                1. Attila the Bum
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                  Throw Phillipe Albert in there too!

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                  1. TommyK
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                    • 16 Years
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                    Actually I had a soft spot for him too tbh- him and nobby solano scored a few crackers in their time.

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  16. Attila the Bum
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Not necessarily predictions of summer transfers but transfers I think (realistically) could improve the sides

    Newcastle
    IN - Matt Phillips (Blackpool, under 2m I think), Connor Wickham (Ipswich, about 9m), Elmander (free)

    Liverpool
    IN - Enrique (Newcastle 12-15m) 😥 , Georginio Wijnaldum(Feyanoord, 10m)

    Man Utd
    IN - Schwienstieger (B.Munich 30m), Buffon (Juventus free?)

    Arsenal
    IN - Samba (Blackburn 9m) ah can't be arsed doing the rest. 🙂

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    1. TommyK
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Big +1 on the united transfers. Been saying for a long time that Buffon could be our next keeper.....

      (maybe give them johnny evans and obertan as makeweights)

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        • 15 Years
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        You couldn't GIVE Obertan away 😛

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        1. TommyK
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          • 16 Years
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          I'd PAY NUFC to take him off our hands 🙁

          Though saying that he is still *young* but even nani showed flashes of brilliance at the same age.

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      2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Leave Evans alone!

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          +1 and thank god u didn't mention bebe(he is a new nani 😉 )

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
            • 16 Years
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            Bebe and Obertan can f.ck off. The rest I think are grand, except maybe lil MO.

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              • 15 Years
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              bebe is a hero u know and he has scored more goals then torres when he signed for chelsea in less games and his price tag was not his fault...he just needs to go out on loan and learn the english game first...

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              1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
                • 16 Years
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                Zamora and Al Habsi are heroes. Bebes a moron but you make good points.

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              2. AP
                • 16 Years
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                Nah, they are both average at best. Sell 'em to a spanish mid table team for 3m each.

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                  who will pay 3m for them? 😛

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      3. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
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        yeh i would rather have given or buffon with experience in utd goal then untested keepers like neuer and de gea but i think saf will buy a young keeper this time 🙁

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      4. AP
        • 16 Years
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        Evans was quality today. Finally looked like the evans of last season again. Won all his tackles and make 4 interceptions.

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        1. TommyK
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          • 16 Years
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          He looks better when he's going forward and doesn't have to defend 😉 He's basically a poor man's david luiz imo- decent control and passing but capable of some serious defensive f*ck ups....

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Barmy old cack tommy.

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            1. TommyK
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              • 16 Years
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              😯 Really?

              I thought his performances this season and for a lot of last season proved it......

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        2. PFOR
          • 15 Years
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          Some fancy footwork too 🙂

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    2. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
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      why will wickham will come to u ?is he a bad boy as well 😉

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    3. PFOR
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      If Schweinsteiger signs I think I'd cry 🙂

      I'd rather him to Sneijder, which says a lot.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        • 15 Years
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        Yep I think he would do far better in the English game than Sneijder.

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        1. PFOR
          • 15 Years
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          Aye, but also we don't really need Sneijder!

          Rooney has shown he's capable of filling the number 10 role.
          Creativity from deep, combined with grit in midfield is what we need.

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
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            Bayern simply aren't a selling club unless it's selling people with dodgy knees. Just signed new longterm contract, and is vice captain. Never gunna happen! 😛

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            1. PFOR
              • 15 Years
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              Ha I know 🙁

              Germans rarely leave Germany, especially when they're at Bayern!

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              1. Boom!!!
                • 15 Years
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                for example:mertasacker

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            2. TommyK
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              • 16 Years
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              Doesn't mean that much though- could just be to inflate his price.

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              1. AP
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                I'd be willing to bet a great deal of cash that pig climber goes no where.

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                1. TommyK
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                  • 16 Years
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                  yeah true- though ozil left germany.....

                  On the plus side Gibbo looks to be doing slightly better

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                  1. AP
                    • 16 Years
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                    Bluuurgh. Gibbo was good against Schalke but a) they were garbage and b) i'm not forgetting his 34 other awful games.

                    Pogba could get a few games but he's too young unall.

                    Btw Jamsiep is reading your posts and getting very annoyed he can't respond. See twitter for details 😉

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                  2. TommyK
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                    • 16 Years
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                    Gibbo's had a couple of other decent games for us though.....

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                  3. TommyK
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                    lulz- excellent stuff!

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          2. Attila the Bum
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            • 15 Years
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            Pig rider is pretty creative too ya know? He isn't just a Mikel.

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            1. PFOR
              • 15 Years
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              That was my point?

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              1. Attila the Bum
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                Ah sorry! Tired eyes missed the word 'don't' 😆

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            2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
              • 16 Years
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              From deep though, like Scholes.

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      2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        +10000000

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    4. AP
      • 16 Years
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      Keep your filthy mitts of Wickham! He's needed for towns promotion push next year.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Fatty wants young English and hungry for success*. He ticks all the boxes.

        *The reason he wants such players is there is more chance of sell on ££££

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        1. AP
          • 16 Years
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          He's too young for NUFC still. Ben Arfa behind Wickham would need a lot of clearasil. I bet you sign Peter Crouch.

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            • 15 Years
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            I fecking hope not. Elmander on a free would be better. Mind you Crouch would be infinitely better than the donkey scut we are going to sign. 🙁

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  17. NotoriousDRE
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    hey Guys, did someone assist get taken away in last couple hrs? I chak my position and had a red arrow...now i have a green arrow (all this after my history page was updated)

    sorr if this is a repost question....searced the last 4 pages and go nothing...

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Vidic lost an assist. I lost 96 places.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        • 15 Years
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        Good.

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        1. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Don't worry, Attila, I'm not falling back to your rank. I said 96, not 96,000. 🙂

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          1. Boom!!!
            • 15 Years
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            harsh!

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          2. Attila the Bum
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            • 15 Years
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            Shush you bollox. I'm in the top 60k now. Dizzying heights. 😛

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            1. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Really? Good work to be fair- wish I could say the same of the past few gameweeks 🙁

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      2. NotoriousDRE
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        cheers
        instead of losing 6 places..i gained 4

        tough break on your loss

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        1. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Aye. Just as I threaten to crack the top 1,000, a completely undeserved assist is taken off me.

          No justice.

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          1. NotoriousDRE
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            the nerve of them!

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            1. Locarno
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              I know! And who do you think gave the ball to the guy who passed it to the guy who passed it to Park who provided the assist?

              Vidic.

              B*stards.

              Still, I have my, ahem, secret weapon Balotelli in reserve to fire me into the promised land.

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      3. Perthite
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Did he get it awarded after the game and then get it removed? Because when I went to bed after the game he didn't have any assists.

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          yes he was rewarded after the game and the assist was taken back now...

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  18. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
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    some anagrams:

    fantasy premier league = a spiteful eery manager

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
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      saf?

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      1. Boom!!!
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        ignore this 🙁

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
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          sir alex ferguson = regular foxiness 😆

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          1. applebonkers
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            • 16 Years
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            sir alex ferguson = refusing oral sex

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              lmao....

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            2. TommyK
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              • 16 Years
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              hehe, hell hath no fury like an apple scorned

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              1. applebonkers
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                • 16 Years
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                carlo ancelotti = allocate citron.
                citron... lemon party 😉

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                1. applebonkers
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                  rectal location

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                  1. applebonkers
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                    a rat collection

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                  2. applebonkers
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                    • 16 Years
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                    no tactical role 😆

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                  3. TommyK
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                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    andy gray- randy gay

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                  4. applebonkers
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                    • 16 Years
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                    it's annoying how yours is so much simpler yet more effective than mine 🙁

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                  5. TommyK
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                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    I have the mind of a two year old ;)*

                    *bet jamsiep's annoyed he can't reply to that one 😉

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                  6. applebonkers
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                    • 16 Years
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                    ABU cheggars = such garbage

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                  7. TommyK
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                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    haha- top marks

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                  8. TommyK
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                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    I bet he'll see this tomorrow and start a vendetta 🙄

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                  9. Boom!!!
                    • 15 Years
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                    +1 he is becoming my most hated poster ever ....

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                  10. TommyK
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                    • 16 Years
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                    I don't actually have that much of a problem with him- he just seems to get annoyed really easily and then goes on a cyber campaign against you (me)

                    😉

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  19. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Scott Parker fully deserved his POTY award imo.

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  20. njfsdkffslkf
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    So cheggars made point that many fans are glory hunters

    Kush defending this by saying he also follows many other winners in other fields

    I agree with Cheggars.

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      #teamboom#teamjackwilshere #teamenglishmedia

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  21. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    If James Milner continues to develop the way he is he could become as good as Frank Lampard is now.

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Jamsieps complaining on twitter about him not being to call up bs 😀

        If no one argues against this I take it you agree.

        Anybody?

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        1. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Just called up his Twitter. 🙂

          Hi, James! *waves*

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          1. TommyK
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            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            This is the most fun I've had on here in a while 😀

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        2. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
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          does bs stand for babestation?

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  22. TommyK
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    If jamsiep is reading this, the reason I remember albert is that my brother supported newcastle when I was that age and so I remember players of that ilk.

    Also: Avram grant, Scott Parker, Frank Lampard and Rafael are footballing gods. :mrgreen:

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
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      * messi as well 😉

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      1. TommyK
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        • 16 Years
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        Messi's not in their league 😉

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
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          yeh but he don't like him as well 😉 i could have said adam but i hate that fatman too 👿

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  23. applebonkers
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    section

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    comments

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  25. applebonkers
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    recent

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  26. Boom!!!
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    wordpress

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  27. applebonkers
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    the

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  28. applebonkers
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    dominating

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