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4 July 2011 327 comments
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Carlos Tevez has tonight stressed his desire to leave Manchester City.

The Daily Mail reports that the City skipper has poured his heart out to City chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak and concluded that his future must lie away from the club for the good of his family.

“It is with great regret that I have to inform Manchester City of my wish to leave the club. I would like to state that I have great respect for the club, its supporters and the owner, Sheik Mansoor, who has been nothing other than respectful to me…I hope that the people understand the difficult circumstances I have been living under the past 12 months, in regards to my family.â€

On the day that City made their first move of the summer in the transfer market by sealing the capture of Gael Clichy from Arsenal, this latest development in the ongoing Tevez saga will rock the club and potentially disrupt City’s plans for further acquisition in the next month.

Just over a week ago Roberto Mancini offered reassurance on the future of his skipper following speculation linking him to a move to Inter Milan in a potential swap deal with Samuel Eto’o. No such move materialised and Tevez looked set for another campaign at Eastlands. Tonight’s reports and quotes from Tevez now firmly shroud his future in uncertainty once again.

“I hope I have done my bit to help City continue their progress towards their ambition to be champions of England and to advance in the Champions League. I have no doubt that the players and management of City will achieve great success in the future.â€

There is little doubt that Tevez has been fundamental to City’s success. Joint leading scorer in the Premier League last season, Tevez has been a revelation, despite constant doubts over his future at the club and in England.

It seems certain that Tevez will now step up his desire to earn a transfer to a Spanish or Italian club and that Mancini must look to salvage all he can from such a deal. Replacing Tevez will be a huge task and will now open up a circus of speculation surrounding would-be replacements.

Us Fantasy Managers will need to sift through such uncertainty and look destined to be crossing Tevez from our pre-season watchlists. With Cesc Fabregas looking set for a move to Spain, we now face the prospect of losing two hugely influential and supremely gifted players from our league and our player lists.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Soop
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    In one notorious case, Stoke City fans were herded on to a coach and not allowed to get off until they were home, even after pleading to be allowed to go to the lavatory. By the time the coach got to Stoke, it was flooded with urine.

    I lol'd.

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  2. Christina.
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    Sunderland trying to sign Bellamy.

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    1. Tommytour
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      Who arent they trying to sign? Saw they were linked with Defoe in todays paper, he would be a great signing!

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    2. Kings of Lyon ★
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      would be a good signing for them imo

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    3. Marknlard
      • 16 Years
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      Think he's said he's not interested in a mid-table Prem club.

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  3. denial
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Stevie G is well back in the mixer for me if Fabs and Tevez leave. Unsure about Lamps, Rooney has a tough start - Gerrard will hopefully have some fitness and drive to start well + I reckon you need at least one expensive mid in there to make swapping out easier.

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    1. H Dog
      • 16 Years
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      He does play less advanced than he used to, could affect his returns

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      1. hillbillypete
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        Liverpool had a lot of pens at end of last season. Suarez is tricky and Carrol a handful...i reckon they will have their share and Stevie G will take them

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  4. Jimjam
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    Just signed up for my first FFS membership - bring on the season!

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  5. Demí
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Coentrao joins Real Madrid on a 5-year deal.

    Modric having a meeting with Chairman Levy today.

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    1. King Nil Miss ✩
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      Do you know wich values are implied in the Coentrão business?

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      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Benfica appear to have got 22 million euros plus Ezequiel Garay out of it

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    2. AP
      • 16 Years
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      Dom McGuinness (Talk Sport) : Modric is more likely to join Man United than Nasri. #mufc

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        14 years, 9 months ago

        Bad news for Utd hay. Seeing as Nasri is the better player.

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        1. AP
          • 16 Years
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          You honestly think that?

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          1. Drip Doctor
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            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Yes. I don't think he's been used right at Arsenal. I would rather have Nasri over Modric, all day long!

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            1. denial
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              -1

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              1. Demí
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 9 months ago

                +1

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                1. Drip Doctor
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                  • 15 Years
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                  -1 😀

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                  1. bobbydinho - Portland Irons
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                    +1

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            2. AP
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              Textbook gooner delusions CT 🙂

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              1. Drip Doctor
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                We'll see i guess. I don't think there is much between them but Nasri has a lot more goals in him.

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                1. AP
                  • 16 Years
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                  Nasri does score more goals, and his finishing is better but they don't play the same position. Modric is more of a xavi type of player.

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                  1. Drip Doctor
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                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    So is Nasri, but he's played out wide for Arsenal. For France, he played centrally and he dominated England.

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                  2. AP
                    • 16 Years
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                    Dominated england - with Jordan henderson in the midfield. I agree he's better in the centre, but he didn't exactly fill Cesc's shoes in the CC final did he?

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                  3. Drip Doctor
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                    • 15 Years
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                    He was actually very good in the Carling Cup. He was our most dangerous player. Foster denied him a few goals with some great goals.

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            3. andy85wsm
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              I'm not quite sure about that. Both good players though, would be happy with either at Utd.

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        2. Get up ya bum
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          -1000000

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  6. MADE IN CHARLTON
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    With this Tevez news, please Rate my amended Team! 😉

    Hart, (cheapest keeper priced)
    Baines/Cole (whoever cheaper), Hangeland, Gorks (QPR), cheapest Villa defender, cheapest Stoke defender

    Tarrbat, Malouda, O’Hara, N Zog (if @Wigan), Albrighton

    Bent, RVP, Suarez (capt)

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    1. H Dog
      • 16 Years
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      Ah, the customery RMT.

      7/10

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    2. hillbillypete
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      7/10 for spelling

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    3. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Who would replace Taraabt if he leaves?
      Baines/Cole likely to be same price, so who do u prefer?
      Nzog looking most likely to go to Villa so too many players from them!

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      1. hillbillypete
        • 16 Years
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        Fulham mid instead of Taraabt if he elaves
        Cole instead of Baines (or both if poss!)
        Nzog instead of Albirghton

        IMO

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        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          • 15 Years
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          +1 to that 🙂

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          1. MADE IN CHARLTON
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Agreed on Fulham mid instead of Taraabt (if he leaves)
            Baines for me instead of Cole (providing Baines is on pens)
            Sinclair (if a mid) instead of N'Zog

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    4. stilicho
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      • 15 Years
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      Given that we don't know the player prices, which teams they're going to be playing for and whether or not they're going to be injured I'm going to give it ?/10

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    5. Marknlard
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      You do realise Love Rat that you're getting all your assistance now? No one's going to help you in month's time!

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Why woman are better at doing washings and making sandwiches than playing sports .....

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  8. Drip Doctor
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    • 15 Years
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    Apparently, we have missed out on Alvarez over 1.7 mil to Inter. I will be pretty pissed off if that's true.

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    1. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      So what fee did he go for (supposedly) ?

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      1. AP
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        £1.8m. :mrgreen:

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
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          😆

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      2. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
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        10.7mil

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  9. Demí
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Sneijder, Modric & Nasri. Where will these 3 players end up next season?

    I'll go for United, chelsea and City in that order

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    1. Jordan.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      inter ,spurs, united

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    2. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Agreed, and those moves would probably symbolise the balance of power shifting towards a 'big 3' in the PL.

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    3. Bob.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      You really think Man U will get Sneijder? I hope so!

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    4. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Inter, Spurs, Utd.

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      1. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Hmm, I dunno. Looks like Luka's going to ask for a transfer today. I don't think bumping up his wages is going to keep him at Spurs unfortunately. All depends on whether the shiny new mug at Chelsea wants him.

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        1. AP
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          If they sell Modric, Levy will look like a complete fool after his statement. He never said that in the Carrick/Berba summer windows.

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          1. Demí
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            14 years, 9 months ago

            I thought he did, especially for Berbatov.

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              1. AP
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 9 months ago

                No where in that article does it say they won't sell Berbatov for any price. That's what he's said for Modric.

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    5. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Inter, Spurs, Nasri would prefer to go to Utd, but Wenger would rather sell him to City.

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      1. AP
        • 16 Years
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        lol why would wenger prefer to sell to city exactly?!

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
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          Because Utd are the best team in the league. He wouldn't want to make them stronger.

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
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            City finished above Arsenal, i doubt he'd want to sell to either team. Or Chelsea, or Liverpool, or Spurs or any team who can challenge Arsenal. The Utd thing is your preference. The reality is Wenger has no power. Either he sells to the club Nasri wants to go to or he leaves on a free in a year. It's all down to Nasri's choice.

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  10. Bob.
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    My team will be something like this I reckon. Not really examined fixtures properly yet though.

    Robinson/Begovic. (Must check if this combo works! Sure I read somewhere that they rotate well)
    Baines, A.Cole, 4.5,4.5,4.5.
    Taraabt, Sinclair, Nzogbia, Albrighton/Downing/Arteta Lampard/Malouda
    Torres/Rvp/Rooney Bent Zamora

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    1. J0E
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      like it. Reminds me though. When Zamora left Spurs was Jol the manager at the time? I just wanted to assess whether he had any faith in him back then. I know Zamora left spurs in 2004, the same year Jol joined...but not sure there was any cross over.

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      1. Bob.
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Also on that one. You have to remember Zamora has improved so much in the last few years

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        1. J0E
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          I just think of Houllier and his Warnock hatred...managers can be stubborn things.

          also as a brighton fan I wouldn't say he's improved...just been given a chance and confidence. He's always been very good...he wasn't given a chance at spurs and he is a massive confidence player.

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          1. Bob.
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Yeah that is a very true statement indeed Jonty.. stubborn ould fellas alot of them!

            He is a good player and if he gets bit of form going at the start of the season could score very well... or it could end up in tears if he doesn't!

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            1. J0E
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              • 16 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              There are question marks certainly. Keen to see how they shape up pre season. Dempsey would be my top choice in terms of attacking potential...but depends...Jol may be a massive Simon Davies fan for all I know...in which case I'll be all over him like a bunch of grannies at an Englebert Humperdink gig.

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              1. Bob.
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 9 months ago

                Hmm Davies. Had him last season too at the start. He didnt do that much. But you never know under a new manager! few options from the Fulham mids though. Duff, Dempsey, Davies.

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            2. J0E
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              • 16 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              I'm still chuckling over the 'rate my lunches'....we are certifiably addicted.

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    2. Bubbles
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      There's no way that first 4.5 is gonna be just £4.5M this year. He was amazing last year.

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      1. Bob.
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        His two clones were good too bubs! Yeah im not sure on the Zamora one. But would be handy to get one Fulham player in as Jol is attack minded manager.

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  11. Soop
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    I cannot eat the top stem bits of tomatoes.

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    1. H Dog
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I cannot eat the red middle bit of tomatoes

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      1. Soop
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        That's my favorite bit! A little salt, some olive oil... some mozzerella...

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        1. H Dog
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          I'll have tomato on a pizza, but not eat a whole one

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          1. Soop
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            I could. Love 'em. But a lot of people don't like them, it's strange.

            Mind you there's loads I don't like.

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  12. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    not seen one rmt with odemwingie in it yet ,firmly on my radar hoping hes 7.0 or less.

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    1. J0E
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      its a fixture thing. He'll be in my team at some point, just not the first few weeks.

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      1. Jordan.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        fixtures jonty ,very true, thats the reason

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      2. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        in fact gw3 looks to be Odemwingieoclock.

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  13. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone know anythuing about Pastore? Could he be our Chelsea coverage in midfield:

    09.31: Your daily dose of Maurizio Zamparini now, and this is his latest on Javier Pastore:

    "The only Palermo player that is in the market is Pastore. The situation must be resolved in the next 15 days, otherwise, the player will remain with us. Before the Copa America ends, Pastore's future must be decided.

    "There is a 90% chance that Pastore will leave because that is his desire and when you hear about the clubs that want him it's only normal. We would be sad to see him go, considering he is the only star that I've had as president."

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    1. Soop
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      It's probably not a great idea to get untested players right away (if that's what you mean)

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      1. Just_Ty
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        He'll end up at Real or Malaga

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    2. King Nil Miss ✩
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Reports say he will only leave to Spain! Real Madrid or Malaga..
      but then again only speculation..

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  14. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Top scorers last two seasons.

    Tevez
    Bent
    Drogba
    Rooney

    Bent... get in my team!

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    1. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Bent is more nailed on than a bunch of Spartacus extras when it comes to my team.

      I actually don't care how much he is. He is a goal every other game minimum with at least two 15pt plus hauls in him every season. On penalties as well now Young has gone.

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      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Yep, just have to remain patient when he gets his string of 2's and 6.

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    2. Bubbles
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Even better, the last three seasons:

      Bent 53
      Rooney 49
      Tevez 48
      Drogba 46
      Torres 42
      Berba 41

      The only thing putting me off is McLeish is usually quite negative, but nonetheless Mr. Bent scores goals. Lovely fixtures too.

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  15. Demí
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Steven Gerrard has today been ruled out of Liverpool's pre-season tour of Asia

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    1. Fancy Feet
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      That kinda sucks, I wanted to see him on tour to see how high up the pitch he would play......still on my watchlist though

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  16. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    rate my lunch
    breaded mushrooms with barbecue sauce and salad
    10 oz gammon with chips and peas
    treacle sponge and custard
    2 pints of ice carling
    2 meals for £9
    return from pub and fpl is updating and all my dreams come true.

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      2/10 I dont like any of that. but id take the carling.

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    2. Soop
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I'd sub out the peas for corn on the cob or something, and personally I think Rump steak offers more appeal than gammon.

      and treacle sponge is surely too much after spending all that on the rest of your team? I'd have to bench the sponge I think.

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      1. MADE IN CHARLTON
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        4/10

        Only as I'm feeling Nandos this lunch time! 🙂

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        1. H Dog
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Nando's cool orginal = best

          I've reignited my fetish of Dairylea Dunkers

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          1. ron.44
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            dairylea is a crime against cheese...no, all foods!

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            1. Bob.
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              +100

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      2. Jordan.
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        • 16 Years
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        lol soop but the landlord does well to put this team out for 4.50 ,steak would probably push the spending up to 6.5 or 7.0 and 2 meals for £14 is not so appealing, as it is i can lunch my glorious partner and will have change from £15 ,one more thing ,free drinks for designated drivers ,so free coke for her.

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        1. Soop
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          That's pretty good, and yeah steak would push it up a bit. But steak >>>> ALL

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      3. Bob.
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Soop whats your take on quinoa? Only just disvoered the stuff recenelty! Studying nutrition so its great stuff 🙂 Looking for new recipes all the time. Goes great with Salmon and very good in salads too.

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        1. Soop
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          I can't remember eating it, but it seems to be very similar to cous cous (bang bang).

          I've really gotten into polenta recently. you can buy it in packs for about 75p, pre-made (it takes hours otherwise).

          Then I cut it into thick slices, and pan fry them with some rosemary and sea salt in olive oil about 10 minutes before I put a steak in (or sea bass the other day).

          They come out like really big chips, with a really chewy crispy outside, and the inside (as long as you cook them through enough) is like creamy jersey royals.

          Honestly I don't think I'll ever bother making real chips again when these are so damn good.

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          1. Bob.
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            That sounds delicious! Sounds like just making your own homemade wedges... which can also be really really tasty!

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        2. Soop
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          What do you do with the quinoa? looks interesting.

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          1. Bob.
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Basically if you wana just cook it in water( a bit liek cous cous) You just put enough water in to cover the quinoa, bring it to boil and leave it to simmer for 10 mins till the seeds open up. Theyre delicious.

            Also another way to prepare it is satay a few veg and then throw in your quinoa, some stock and then bring it to boil and simmer again for about 10 to 15 mins till it soaks up all the liquid! Serve it with a nice bit of salmon then. Yum!

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            1. Soop
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              Nice, I might get some. Thanks for the tip!

              Also, I imagine it's quite cheap and probably lasts a while?

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              1. Bob.
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 9 months ago

                Its my new thing now! Defo worth a try. Let me know what you think of it anyway.

                Well not really Im afraid. Its a bit more expensive. You can get a 500g pack for around 2 euro in Tesco. Would do about 2 or 3 meals. Depends how big the portions are! I usually just measure out half a cup, but im stingy 😉

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    3. Marknlard
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      You can surely do better than Carling?

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      1. Soop
        • 16 Years
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        ^I won't even get into that side of things!

        Rate my lunch: Spicy roast pork loin, "cajun" rice, salsa, broccolli. Then a breaded chicken and mayo baguette for later.

        I should point out that though the pork was a tad dry, the seasoning was surprisingly successful. I didn't cook it though, it was work.

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        1. Jordan.
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          broccoli is awful ,would never get in my team ,so many things to have and you pick that ,barry ferguson at best.

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          1. Soop
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            I like broccolli. Makes a great palette cleanser in this case, but you can roast it, steam it, and it's great in a thick cheese sauce with some nice pasta shells.

            Broccolli always has a spot reserved in my fridge.

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            1. ron.44
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              +1

              broccoli rules

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      2. Jordan.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        could do better agreed m&l but only having a couple ,because if no fpl update will be performing unspeakable acts with my designated driver this pm .

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  17. Screaming Midget
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Does anybody know what's happened with Fantasy Tools? I remember it going down last season more times than a bride's nightie, but this time I think it's been a few days.

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    1. Soop
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      back to crack the code?

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    2. Waldaz
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      You mean totalfpl? It's fine to me

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  18. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Former Manchester United midfielder Owen Hargreaves has launched his own Youtube channel to prove his fitness as he searches for a new club. The England international has missed most of the last two seasons through knee injuries.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/owenhargreavescb

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    1. Soop
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Episode one:

      0:59: Tripod falls on him, injuring head
      1:21: Drops laptop on self, injuring foot
      1:43: Drops laptop again, tears achiles bending down to pick it up
      2:56: Stubs toe, same foot as in 1:21
      3:45: Electrocutes self switching off laptop.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        • 16 Years
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        😆 That really is wry!

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  19. Christina.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Clichy yesterday....today...Savic currently doing medical at City.

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Savic had a trial with us last summer. Didn't look particularly impressive.

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      1. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Some Belgrade fan was on here last night saying he was Vidic mk II.

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      2. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        So did Ibra once upon a time....

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    2. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Was reading that 🙂 he's only 20 so shouldnt really threaten Kompanys place

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      1. PartizanBeograd
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Kompanys place not... But Lescott... You ll see... Maby not from the start,Vidic and Ivanovic didnt play much for the first couple of months,and now they are irreplacebale...

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  20. Clintymints
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Man C are annoying me by buying every Tom, Dick and Samir

    They really are like a football manager game with the money cheat on.

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    1. Soop
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Phase 1: Buy everyone in the Premier League
      Phase 2: Loan them out to all the other teams
      Phase 3: All your opponents best players are ineligable to play you
      Phase 4: Fail to win the Champions league

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  21. Demí
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-sport/football/article-23967327-adel-taarabt-wants-to-leave-us-says-neil-warnock.do

    QPR boss Neil Warnock admits captain Adel Taarabt is likely to leave the club this summer

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    1. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Damn...another GW1 player gone from my team.

      Might just autofill.

      😀

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        You have to... if you want a low ID!

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    2. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Nice commission going to old Arry if Adel leaves QPR.

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  22. Beans on Toast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    stats from Fantasy Premier League on Excel

    http://www.mediafire.com/?cz6f7u47rxg5q9x

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    1. Soop
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Ok, I'm not going to download a random Excel spreadsheet, and neither should anyone else.

      It would be much more helpful if you exported to Google Docs where it can't do any macro-related harm.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Errr - Soop, I've opened and shut it about 15 times - it's very good, and does what it says on the tin. Admittedly, I have it saved to numbers, and have a Mac.

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        1. Soop
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          That's ok, but bear in mind that it's not a particularly sensible thing to do unless you know where it's coming from (no offense to Beans).
          Google docs is a better method of sharing.

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    2. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 19 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Just a heads up. Please bear in mind that this data is copyright in that it's effectively the Press Association Fantasy feed. You need a license to distribute that - particularly when last season's data is removed from the site.

      Too many of these and I'm going to have to start removing them.

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      1. Beans on Toast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        sorry Mark, I'll stop

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Well, many thanks again, Beans on Toast! 🙂

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  23. Sasquatch
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    The big question right now is surely who will be this season's CAR?

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I think once was enough.

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      1. Soop
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        It's nice that we did though. If someone thought of a way to change it a bit more in a funny way I'd get on board.

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    2. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Libya?

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  24. MADE IN CHARLTON
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    The A3 Love Rat tongue in cheek guide to picking a team next season 😉

    Goalkeepers:
    ===========
    1) Will you have 2 x £4.5m keepers who rotate well home and away?
    Yes: Team Approved ———No: Start again

    2) Will you have instead any Goalkeeper over £6m who is not Cech or Hart coupled with any goalkeeper less than £4.5m?
    Yes: Start again. ———No: Carry on, but note question 1 (above)

    Defenders:
    =========
    1) Will you have more than 3 x £5.5m defenders?
    Yes: Too much spent on defence, start again ——– No: Carry on

    2) Will you spend more than £7.0m on any defender not called Ashley Cole or Leighton Baines?

    Yes: Start again
    No: Carry on

    Midfielders:
    ==========
    1) Does your midfield NOT contain at least one of the following: Tarrbat, Malouda, Silva, N'Zog (if @Wigan) or Lampard?
    Yes: Definitely start again ——– No: Carry on

    2) Does your midfield contain Jamie O'Hara?

    Yes: Carry on ——— No: Start again

    Forwards:
    ========
    1) Do you have Bent?
    Yes: Team Approved ———– No: Carry on, but see the next question.
    2) Do you have RVP, Rooney, Suarez or Torres instead of Bent?
    Yes: Team DONE.
    No: Give up on your forwards

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  25. Bob.
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    2) Will you spend more than £7.0m on any defender not called Ashley Cole or Leighton Baines?

    What about Vidic?

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Glen Johnson maybe. I wouldn't spend more then 7 on a centre back.

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      1. Bob.
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        With Young supplying a few nice set-pieces Vidic could score plenty from corners and free kicks, plus the clean sheets he should get! Now at least Man U will have a proper Corner taker!

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          True, but Collins and Dunne didn't exactly score loads and they are both good in the air, especially Collins.

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          1. Bob.
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Well they did well under O'Neil though? Maybe they got forward for more set-pieces back then or he worked it in training more I dont know! But Dunne was a machine for a while

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            1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              I'm almost certainly having one of Collins or Dunne in my starting line-up. Fancy Eck to re-solidify Villa's defence (and turn them into a snooze-fest in the process!). Needs to buy a decent keeper before I'm fully committed though.

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  26. Freshy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    The slightest of slips at the Peter Crouch / Abigail Clancey Wedding
    http://www8.pic-upload.de/05.07.11/imocx9jvy19n.jpg
    Well done Crouchy

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    1. O Fenomeno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I like nipples

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    2. PartizanBeograd
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      How the hell did he get that pretty girl?! Love? Or money? 😛

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      1. Freshy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        His junk?

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        1. PartizanBeograd
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          He is the ugliest football player since michael reiziger...

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  27. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Graham Hunter just said Malaga are going for Tevez. He said they've spent a lot and spent well. I know they've signed RVN and Toulalan, who else have they signed?

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Juaquim from Valencia.

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    2. Bob.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Tevez would like it there. Nice place.

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    3. Sasquatch
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      He didn't say that. He was hypothesising.

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    4. Portsmouth Bubblejet
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      This summer Málaga have also signed Joaquín, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Joris Mathijsen, Diego Buonanotte, Nacho Monreal und Jérémy Toulalan. I'd question their sanity in signing van Nistelrooy, who looked way over the hill last season for Hamburger SV.

      By the way, Hamburger SV are now interested in signing their fifth Chelsea player this summer - Gaël Kakuta. Frank Arnesen is trying to arrange a loan deal such that Kakuta can join Mancienne, Sala, Töre and Bruma in the exodus from Stamford Bridge

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Ahh Joaquin, what a legend he was for me on PES4. Himself, C. Ronaldo, Torres and Babel (LOL!) were my quadumvirate of doom for my Master League team.

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  28. Freshy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    When they say Tevez gets 400,000 per week do they mean per 52 weeks or just the season?

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    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      52wks as far as I know,how else would he struggle on?

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    2. Marknlard
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      It'll be his salary divided by 52- the only reason it gets published like that instead of a salary is that it's more shocking to us laypeople. Though it would be amusing for them to get paid per week cash in hand like I was in my teens...

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  29. arcadia
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    are we all agreed, the epl game opens or at least player lists are up on monday 11th?

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    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      It's just guesswork atm JB.

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