[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. SH1M1
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    😮

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  2. PB-THE-VET
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    40 Hilario
    17 Jose Bosingwa
    33 Alex
    26 John Terry (c)
    3 Ashley Cole
    10 Yossi Benayoun
    12 John Mikel Obi
    8 Frank Lampard
    39 Nicolas Anelka
    9 Fernando Torres
    21 Salomon Kalou
    Subs: 22 Ross Turnbull, 2 Branislav Ivanovic,19 Paulo Ferreira, 10 Yossi Benayoun, 15 Florent Malouda, 11 Didier Drogba.

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    1. arsms
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      Hmm took out Benayoun last week, hope it doesnt come back to bite me.

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      1. GoodMouseGerald
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        especially if he starts and comes on from the bench... you have doubled up!

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      2. Camzy
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        He's not playing. It's Ramires on the pitch.

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        1. arsms
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          Ahh all's good then. Come on (c) Torresssss

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    2. thischarmingman
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      So glad i took Malouda out. Still, Cahill didn't really score for me either.

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  3. Come on boro
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    3rd!

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  4. som3awy
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    I love my bench hahaha! Vorm, enrique & simpson 😀

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    1. Eidur17
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      +1 same as me

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    2. Como Park Rambler
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      +1 w/S Taylor instead of simpson. Taylor now on 15 points for my "bench team"

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      1. thischarmingman
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        Best bench, should be a sidegame!

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        1. Benteke Fried Chicken
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          If it was I'd be top, with 28 points!

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          1. thischarmingman
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            Oh, I've got 18. I should obviously have seen that Vorm was was a better pick than Given for GW2...

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            1. Benteke Fried Chicken
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              After bonus my bench will get to 34 points! I picked hilario over vorm, whose clean sheet lasted for 4 minutes!

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              1. GGROTTO
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                Same here. It hurts.

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                1. Benteke Fried Chicken
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                  From now on I'm gona play 4-3-3 formation, missing out on the clean sheets!

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    3. Hitman
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      vorm + R taylor for me

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  5. Andy
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    These were two strikers I very much had at one point. We all say that though, so oh well eh, I'm just feeling it as my team still hasn't scored a goal yet this season. Football, bloody hell.

    ...and Forest snagged a draw. Bugger.

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    1. TheHazard
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      Sickener. Looking forward to seeing the sending off late - Radio Leicester were up in arms.

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  6. PFOR
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    How can Tate captain Swansea against City, then be dropped as soon as the left-back returns? Surely he would have moved to centre-back.

    Pissed off now, I effectively have a squad of 14.

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    1. LT10
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      Becos he's not as good as the other 4 Swansea defenders. Any Swans fan could have told you that.

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  7. A-Team
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    Hmm, only two home wins so far this season...

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    1. Come on boro
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      i've put all my eggs in the "home" basket this week, got 9 home players, not going to bode well. Gone all in with Chelsea - Go Torres...

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  8. som3awy
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    Glad I captained Bent for some kind of a differential! Hoping to see Torres injured in the first 5 minutes!

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  9. Lubic87
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    Oh no - no Malouda! Plenty of points on my bench, but first in line is basic points from Dyer for Swansea. Dear oh dear... I thought I was gonna get a big score this week! Gonna have to hope Torres works his magic now

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  10. TheHazard
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    Two teams in this game tonight - anyone got any West Brom players?

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    1. andy85wsm
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      yup, but on the bench

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      1. TheHazard
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        Decent effort to get two in. Sets you up well for STK nor swa FUL sun WOL over the next six weeks.

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        1. andy85wsm
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          I've got Torres, Bosingwa and Brunt. brunt on the bench

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          1. PFOR
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            Snap!

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          2. TheHazard
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            Don't know where I got two from.

            Ah well, first beer for the evening will see me right.

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        2. PFOR
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          I have Brunt sitting on my bench, it's all about planning ahead 🙂

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    2. Our Man Charlie
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      brunt on bench sir 🙂

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  11. CFCTom
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    Hilario
    Bosingwa Alex Terry Cole
    Ramires Mikel Lampard
    Kalou Torres Anelka
    Thats the team, might be Turnbull in goal but I don't think so.
    Bench is most likely:
    Turnbull, Ferraira, Ivanovic, Benayoun, McEachran, Malouda, Drogba, Lukaku

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    1. CFCTom
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      No Lukaku

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  12. Fray Bentos
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    complete fail of a gameweek so far:

    - 2 clean sheets (inc Taylor) on bench fail
    - choosing carroll over bent fail
    - baines fail
    - vorm on bench fail
    - doubling up on villa defenders fail

    come on lamps and torres - save my GW!!!

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    1. Waldaz
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      +1 on the last line

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  13. thebillycorgansfpl
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    Delighted I took out malouda!

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    1. Ghostcrow
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      less delighted that i put him in, and then captained him, i can only hope he doesn't make an appearance so simpson comes in, but i'm pretty sure he'll make an appearance

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  14. khanitez
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    Does anyone know how to add a picture to your profile?

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    1. CFCTom
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      Make a Gravatar account, instructions are up there in the FAQ's I think.

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      1. khanitez
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        Thanks CFC Tom

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  15. TheHazard
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    I'm just as hopeful about Alex as I am about Torres. The guy always seems to get involved.

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    1. PFOR
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      He could smash in a free-kick.

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  16. ver7
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    Hi guys.

    I just started a head to head league (in GW2) and I could not see the list of my matches yet. Is that normal??

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  17. som3awy
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    I bet Vorm's gonna rise to 5m or something lol

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  18. mufc802
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    So is Lampard the only nailed on Chelsea attacker then? Unless Torres can cement his place by playing well today, who else is there? Malouda benched takes him out of the equation especially at 10m.

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  19. som3awy
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    Baines had a free kick off the bar! 😀

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  20. Henry Hill
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    Darren Bent should get bonus points, shouldn't he?

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    1. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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      i believe so. One goal and one assist should do.

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  21. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    Question about new FPL site.. Is there still a way to see average score of each week ?

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    1. Damp
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      Question about new FPL site..why the f*ck cant you see all players stats in fixtures??
      I want too know how many points each player have!

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      1. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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        Yeah.. That one, too, should be displayed.

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        1. Damp
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          the programming and design department on the FPL site should rethink and redesign. Its too many clicks to see your GW score.. too see your rival teams!

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      2. coozie
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        +1

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  22. dave_the_bear
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    No Malouda makes me a saaaaaaaaad bear 🙁

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    1. TheHazard
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      You'll just have to grin and bear it

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      1. crockerboy
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        Malouda's hardly a bear necessity

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        1. Tatty Bojangles
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          These need to stop right now.

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        2. dave_the_bear
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          Good one 😛 I thought he was for the next few matches anyway 🙁

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    2. CFCTom
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      I would have got Anelka if I knew he'd be playing.

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  23. TheHazard
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    I'd forgotten how massively fit Holly Valance is.

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    1. Cheggers
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      Put on a bit of timber now but ya still would

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      1. HST
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        You still would?

        If she undressed infront of you you would piss, shit and puke on your self before spaffing you load and going into a coma all in 1 second.

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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          lol 😀

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        2. CFCTom
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          Should this guy be allowed on here?

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    2. CFCTom
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      Yeah, fit... :/

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    3. Our Man Charlie
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      wow +100

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  24. CFCTom
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    🙂 Excited!!!

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  25. Andy
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    any ideas on bonus pts for todays games?

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      I reckon enrque 3, meireless 2 and suarez 1

      from the everton game god knows. Terrible match to watch. Barkeley at everton looks amazing tho

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  26. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    2 pens for lampard to tuck away and a torres hatrick would be nice tonight.

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    1. 4-4-who?
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      4-1 Chelsea FTW

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  27. Feanor
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    Gutted I only got 4 points from Baines and Cahill. could easily have been 20.

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      The Eurogamer League will be mine again this season!

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    2. 4-4-who?
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      +1; useless Everton early season again!!!

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  28. Pi
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    Hi all,

    Do h2h reserve league active now?

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  29. tosey
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    vorm + caulker = success

    simpson + enrique on bench = fail

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  30. tosey
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    get in! no chelsea defenders here

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