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23 August 2011 1829 comments
Paul Paul
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Two games into the season and Chelsea have struggled to make much of an impression. Andre Villas-Boas’ side have dominated both their opening fixtures in terms of possession – 66% at Stoke followed by 67% at home to West Brom on Saturday evening – but it’s already obvious that in order to implement the new manager’s philosophy, more creativity in the key attacking areas is needed.

At present, both full-backs, Ashley Cole and Jose Bosingwa, have carried the game to Chelsea’s opponents more than any Blues player. Re-installed to the first-team this season, Bosingwa showed on Sunday that his attacking tendencies could be a vital component of Villas-Boas’ team over the 2011/12 season and with a Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price of 5.5 in comparison to Cole’s 7.5, will likely rocket in Fantasy ownership if he continues in the same vein.

Both players have picked up the maximum 3 Bonus Points in each of Chelsea’s first two games- Cole in Gameweek 1 and Bosingwa in Gameweek 2- and with that in mind, here’s some analysis on the pair’s respective performances at Stamford Bridge against the Baggies:

Cole and Bosingwa versus West Brom

A look at the Chelsea average position map from the Baggies game highlights just how far forward Cole (3) and Bosingwa (17) played- the pair were almost as high up the pitch in possession as Frank Lampard (8) and Ramires (7) and both saw far more of the ball.

Bosingwa, in particular, was a real stand-out against Roy Hodgson’s side. He made 102 passes, more than any other player this Gameweek and with 68% of his distribution in the opposition half, he carries a significant threat going forward for Chelsea. Cole made 73 passes, a substantial drop in comparison, with 70% coming in the Baggies half.

Lampard and Ramires Passing

Much of this difference in the number of passes each full-back made can be attributed to the midfielders on either side of John Obi Mikel. When the ball went left, Cole had Frank Lampard to contend with for possession whereas on the right, Bosingwa had Ramires. Lampard was far more willing to take on responsibility and make things happen- Cole made 16 passes to Lampard but received 8 in return.

On the other flank, Bosingwa passed to Ramires 13 times and received 11 in return- a far more even ratio. Lampard made a total of 70 passes to Ramires’ 45- clearly, when the ball went right, Bosingwa was far more liable to be the player in possession and as a result, created the assist for Florent Malouda’s winner.

Narrow Baggies
For as much as the Chelsea full-backs were impressive going forward, West Brom’s lack of width was noticeable on Saturday evening and summed up Roy Hodgson’s savvy tactics. A look at the average position map show the two midfield wide men, Chris Brunt (11) and James Morrison (7) stayed narrow and with both central midfielders, Paul Scharner (33) and Youssuf Mulumbu (21) shielding the back-four, Villas-Boas’ side were unable to find a way through from central areas.

Aware of Chelsea’s lack of central cutting edge, Hodgson allowed Villas-Boas’ side the flanks, meaning Cole and Bosingwa bombed forward and left space at the back. When in possession West Brom hit 69 Long Balls for the hard-working front two, Shane Long and Somen Tchoyi , to chase into the space vacated- the ploy clearly worked as John Terry and Alex were troubled with the Baggies strikers’ movement throughout.

Though it’s early days in his stewardship, it’s clear Villas-Boas is still searching for a better balance. There’s something of an air of predictability about the Blues right now and it’s a problem the new boss must solve if he’s to live up to the heady levels of expectancy so typical of the Roman Abramovich regime.

Last night’s news that the club have agreed a fee with Valencia for the services of Juan Mata represents a significant step forward in his rebuilding process. Someone with the ability to beat a man and unlock defences from the middle of the park will not only add a vital component to Chelsea’s play and bring Villas-Boas a step closer to his ideal line-up, it will perhaps prevent the likes of Hodgson setting his team out in such a stolid and stubborn manner.

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  1. southern softie
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    Whats happening with the H2H leagues??

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    1. Marco Del Wattsio
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      god knows but i had 57 this week so hoping for a win!!

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  2. MrJefferson
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    y no price changes??silva over 200% on ttotal fpl

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  3. Damp
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    I hate the new FPL site!

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    1. Manif
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      +1, it s*cks!

      If it ain't broke then don't try to fix it. well, they went ahead and tried to fix it anyway.

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  4. Timmy Cahill Rules
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    apart from rooney who is a safe pick to replace van persie

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    1. Damp
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      Suarez

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    2. MrJefferson
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      bent or suarez and you will have change

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      1. Timmy Cahill Rules
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        i have both

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        1. MrJefferson
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          why no rooney love? i hav bent,saurrez and roonpig.

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          1. Timmy Cahill Rules
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            nothing against him just feel once hernandz is playing rooney will play far deeper

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        2. RmS
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          Mix it up a little, chuck Anelka in.

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    3. ...---...
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      But RVP could be Captain material next week!!

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  5. Jake9
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    Who is the best mid for 8.5 or under, i would say Downing but already have Enrique and Suarez so it is a bit risky then i would say Yaya but already have Silva and Kompany. So i need your help bad.

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    1. Timmy Cahill Rules
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      dempsey

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      1. Jake9
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        why dempsey?

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        1. Timmy Cahill Rules
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          fulhams main threat

          their top scorer last season

          i think he is on pens as well

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          1. HST
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            Fulham have yet to score a single goal this season despite their 'easy' fixtures.

            10 goals made him top scorer.

            He is not on penalties.

            8.5 down the toilet.

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  6. GlasgowFF
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Does anyone have a Blackberry Torch here? Would you recommend it?

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  7. mufc802
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    I really want Bosingwa but I would have to drop Baines or Kompany and I can't bring myself to do it.

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    1. Timmy Cahill Rules
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      drop kompany his only asset is clean sheets and city are attacking more so that now less of a postive for him

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    2. MrJefferson
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      ditch kompany, scarf face going all out attact this season and city will have alot less clean sheets than last season imo

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      1. Jake9
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        next week should i do Kompany to Richards

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  8. MrJefferson
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    *attack

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  9. Cheggers
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    QPR now 0-6 on aggregate at home for the season :oO

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    1. Hughes the Daddy
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      room for improvement then 🙂

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  10. Galverion
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    NORWICH CITY 0 - 4 MK DONS

    "PREMIERSHIP ? YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH
    PREMIERSHIP ? YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH !" 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

    NO ONE LIKES US
    NO ONE LIKES US
    NO ONE LIKES US, WE DON'T CARE
    WE ARE MK
    SUPER MK
    WE ARE MK DONS FC !

    🙂

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    1. Syd.
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      Never heard of them...

      Who are the MK Dons?

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      1. Galverion
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        Ignorant fool

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    2. kidblast
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      +1

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      1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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        There is only 1 real Dons, and that is Wimbledon FC, now reformed into AFC Wimbledon. I was there throughout the 80's and 90's watching the real Wimbledon come up from non league to the premiership, where you just stole your position. SO *&^% OFF!

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        1. Marknlard
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          Don't bother danapussy, this guy has been on here with the 'No one likes us' borelux before.

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          1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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            Haha! Cheers Marknlard, he hit a nerve there and I had to reply. I'd like to see my grav beat %^$£ out of him!

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            1. Marknlard
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              14 years, 3 months ago

              I think people from MK don't realise why MK Dons are unpopular/unwanted. I have a friend who worked for the town radio station and ignorance is certainly the impression I got. They don't realise what a danger football clubs like that are to the way our game is structured.

              Hope it never happens again.

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              1. Galverion
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                Very much blinkered view, Marknlard. Pure ignorance I am afraid. If you ask the average Dons fan, they will conceede that moving to MK was NOT the ideal thing. But it was a case of Wimbledon to "move or die." Given that they were seriously thinking of moving to DUBLIN at one point, MK is a whole lot closer ! I know it was not ideal myself, but you have to at least credit Winkelman for putting his money where his mouth was, and saving the club. Which is a WHOLE lot more than the thousands of "glory" Wimbledon fans we saw turning out at Wembley in FA Cup Final against Liverpool, and the celebrations in Wimbledon the following day.

                I recently sat next to a fan at stadium:MK who was wearing an original Wimbledon hat and who lives in London. He had NO problem with what happened.

                Just want to counter all this one-way, anti-MK ignorance we hear all the time....

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                1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                  I'm flabbergasted..... that was another towns club, you stupid ****, whether it had 300 fans or 30000 makes no difference.

                  The dying bit is no problem, as either Wimbledon would have gone down the divisions, died, or reformed in non league, as has happened.

                  The point is it was our club, ours, do you get me, you ignorant p****?

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                  1. Galverion
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                    Stop swearing at me pussy ! Are you not capable of holding a proper debate without swearing ? Mmmm...smacks of retard to me...anyway....

                    If it was "your" club, why did you not all put your hands in your pocket to save it ? How much money were you personally prepared to put in the coffers, pussy ?

                    And don't say "that's unrealistic"....many other clubs have been saved by their fans financially over the years...

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                2. Marknlard
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                  Wow Galverion, I thought you could only post in capitals, chants and smileys? An improvement.

                  There are old Wimbledon fans who are now MK Dons fans, but there's really not many. That the guy you saw in his old hat is noteworthy tells a story.

                  The point is that once clubs start moving around to where fans are then there's no point having promotion and relegation. The club in Milton Keynes isn't Wimbledon, it's a new club that was given Wimbledon's place in the league. Why couldn't a club have been set up in MK and then got promoted through the pyramid, like every single other club does? This is why people have a problem with the MK Dons.

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                  1. Marknlard
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                    I'm off to bed now, so here's my reply to you post in advance....

                    I AM MARKNLARD
                    I AM MARKNLARD
                    NO ONE LIKES ME I DON'T CARE
                    I AM MARKNLARD!!!!

                    😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

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                  2. Galverion
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                    Yes...I understand all that....but cannot folk move on now ? All this crap about "oh it will be the first franchise of many"....oh yes ? How many other clubs have done it since ? It was a complete and utter one-off.

                    Anyway, I will not waste my breath any more on this....I should be celebrating !

                    NORWICH CITY 0 - 4 MK DONS

                    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS !

                    GET IN ! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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                  3. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                    I'm not lowering myself to a debate with you. Its nothing personal, I'm swearing because I care.
                    You can shout all you like, its a front because you know what happened was wrong.
                    As for retards, your previous shouted boasts speak for themselves. You will never ever achieve what the original Wimbledon did or even what AFC Wimbledon are doing right now.
                    Goodnight. 🙂

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            2. Galverion
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              Shut up you pussy 🙂

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              1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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                Meeeoowwww! haha 🙂

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        2. Holy See
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          Still have a Wimbledon FC mug from 1997, back when there was a club shop. AFC doin well now tho, good to see.

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          1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            🙂 Memories mate, memories, I do not go to AFC now, just follow their results.

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        3. Galverion
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          Same to yourself !

          To AFC..."WHO ARE YA ?"

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      you're a f*cking pretend team

      wind in your neck

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    4. jimski
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      Club stealers

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      1. Galverion
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        LOL !

        My post certainly ruffled a few feathers 🙂

        Chill out guys ! The Dons / AFC thing is ancient history now...GET OVER IT ! 🙂

        WE'RE MK DONS
        AND WE'RE GOING UP...
        WE'RE MK DONS
        AND WE'RE GOING UP 🙂

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        1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          GGgggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........

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          1. Galverion
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            CALM DOWN LUV 🙂

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        2. Marknlard
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          See what I mean? They don't get it and think they're some kind of modern Millwall, so best to ignore.

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          1. Galverion
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            See my comment to you a few posts above Marknlard...a reasoned response to all this anti-MK stuff...

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    5. Dave Bauer
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      Fake club rubbish.

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      1. Galverion
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        Rubbish ? Hardly..."we are top of the league" 🙂

        HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN
        HE'S ONE OF OUR OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNN
        SAMMY BALDOCK
        HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN !

        🙂

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    6. interwebme
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      We are having a laugh, actualy about 80 million of them :o. Besides the only reason we lost is because it hurt our necks to look that far down the leagues.

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  11. Syd.
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    He has always been lacking a bit 😕

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14638086.stm

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    1. 4vets
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      "I've got a lot of clubs contacting me just now."... oh yeah.

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    2. O Fenomeno
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      "Celtic against Rangers is 10 times better than Liverpool against Manchester United or something like that."

      Diouf is a complete mong.

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      1. Syd.
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        Truely Bonkers...

        "I speak to David Goodwillie every day at the training ground," he commented.

        "I tell him that if he has the chance to play for Rangers he should jump at it, because it is one of the best clubs in the world.

        "I am very surprised he chose Blackburn. He's a good guy and I will do everything I can to help him."

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        1. Stevomill
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          I'm just glad Goodwillie obviously has some sense and has got out of the spl when he could, here's hoping he doesn't listen to that fool!

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      2. Benedict
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        O Fenomeno

        Looking at your title, just wondering what your thoughts are on Graham from Swansea. Worth holding onto?

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        1. O Fenomeno
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          I would say so, he should have got a few last weekend so hopefully he can stick a few this weekend. Swansea play a nice style of football when teams let them.

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      3. GlasgowFF
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        +1

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  12. Hybrid.power
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    New post! We're saved!

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  13. HellasLEAF
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    price rises have to be tonight, surely...

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    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Maybe they are, and don't call me Shirley.

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    2. 4vets
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      Not by FISO's judgement. Wait and see.

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  14. Goose
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    Probably been discussed but i see that Russian lot are signing Eto'o, is this gonna pave the way for Tevez to Inter then? Least he will be nearer his kids, Inter play in Argentina, yeah?

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
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      haha, on that, I thought Russia was pretty bad for racism, was that not why odemwingie left. ha he's geeting closer to argentina though 😉

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      1. CFCTom
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah, Anzhi Macachakalakachakala or something. Getting paid a fortune no doubt, and Roberto Carlos was the victim of it not too long ago. Is Russia closer to Argentina? My geography is dire.

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        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          • 15 Years
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          No, i meant italy but i have been proven wrong. 😀

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          1. Granville
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            • 16 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            We worked it out recently that Milan is 1 mile closer to Buenos Aries than Manchester. So yes he will be closer.

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            1. King Eric, in America
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              6934-6935, as I have found it.

              1 mile. But, when factoring in days of sunshine ...

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              1. Granville
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                14 years, 3 months ago

                And scores for number of restaurants

                734-2

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            2. Kings of Lyon ★
              • 15 Years
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              Cheers Granville 😀

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      2. O Fenomeno
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        It is actually further from Italy to Argentina (11798.40 km) than England (11146.0 km)

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        1. Goose
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          I think it's to do with direct flights?!

          He's getting about 400k a week apparently 😯

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          1. O Fenomeno
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            He can't afford the flight with no stop overs. 🙂

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            1. Kings of Lyon ★
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              Hahah, 😛 gutted you googled that

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              1. O Fenomeno
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 3 months ago

                😆

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  15. Timmy Cahill Rules
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    I really have to consider selling sess

    quality player

    but his manager is a clueless mug and sunderland have no cutting edge

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    1. Mickmcarthyscaddy
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      sunderland should on paper do well the next few gws. apart from chelse they have norwich, swansea west brom and stoke so keep him. have larsson and he will play. i may even start him against chelsea as with hilario and alex, you never know

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      1. O Fenomeno
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Sunderland have very little goals in them so investing in anything but their backline is a bad idea imo.

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        1. Mickmcarthyscaddy
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          based on two tough games? i'm holding on to larsson anyhow. cheap n cheerful

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  16. Mickmcarthyscaddy
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    i got lucky. picked cole wk 1 but changed to bosingwa (i must say reluctantly) with the unlimited free transfers just to get Torres in! (ok i sort of got lucky!)

    Ive got a feeling ive reached my peak for the feeling though!

    Luck is such an important factor in this game an my choice of de laet and bosingwa shows that.

    saying that it worked both ways as i have vorm on the bench, along with 12 other defensive points.

    my only problem is im content with my team, always an uneasy feeling!

    did stephen irelandc get a game tonight?

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  17. Kings of Lyon ★
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    I have cole and i wish i had bosingwa, taking out de leat for martin and rooney for torres is all the fault of unlimited free transfers in gw1, rage.

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    1. 4vets
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Nope. It's solely your fault, just as my team is solely up to me, mistakes and all.

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      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
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        very true however I wouldhave been in much better shape if they didnt give unlimited free transfers, and my rivals would have been in worse shapew, but its still early doors

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        1. 4vets
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          I really don't understand your logic. You've got a free reign to do what you like and because you screw up it's someone else's mistake?

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          1. Kings of Lyon ★
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            I never said it was someone elses mistake. i'm just saying if they did not offer free transfers in GW1 i would have been in better shape, obviously it is my mistake for amking the transfers but if the unilimited free transfers was not available i wouldnt have made any.

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            1. 4vets
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              I give up.

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              1. farsickle
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                If he didnt have the option to switch anything, he wouldn't have, and in not switching, would've been better off. He's not blaming anyone for the fact that he did switch, or saying that they shouldn't have had the option, he's just saying that he's in the mess due to decisions he made when given the choice.

                It's like if there's two different routes to take to work; if you go a different way from your usual and get stuck in traffic, you're not blaming anyone, but you still wish you'd gone the other way.

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  18. AP
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Spurs have signed barndoor on loan!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      why does he have that nickname?

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      1. AP
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        Because of the expression "couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo"

        Adebayor : Adebarndoor

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        1. Syd.
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          Should make the North London Derby worth watching

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo?

          that is the most redneck expression i have ever heard

          despite the fact that the reasoning behind wanting to throw a banjo at a barn door completely escapes me, i love it

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            The alternative (which I heard first so I always presume it to be the original) is 'couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo' but then Adecowsarse doesn't work quite so well.

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            1. Marknlard
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              14 years, 3 months ago

              Separate phrases, but 'barndoor with a banjo' is the bastardised combo of them (other being plain old couldn't hit a barndoor). So yeah, cows arse was first.

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            2. Shakey
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              That was a Moston-ism on the World Cup '98 game.

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            3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              barn door is better due to the alliteration

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              1. Shakey
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                😕 how is barn door alliteration?

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                1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                  barndoor / banjo

                  i thought you middle class arsenal fans were meant to be clever

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                  1. Shakey
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                    oh. Was thinking of the Adebarndoor/Adecowsarse thing, rather than banjos.

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                2. Granville
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                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 3 months ago

                  No it's illiterate. 😉

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                3. farsickle
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                  assonance then, nit picker :p

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            4. Granville
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              • 16 Years
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              That is not the alternative Atilla, that is the original.

              Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces is the other phrase.

              So someone has decided he would combine the two, just like Ginormous

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    2. Syd.
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      You gotta love Harrys team tactics against you lot..

      Shoot on site..

      Something to do with your keeper..

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      1. Gargamel
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        It made VDV look like a fool imo. De Gea has probably never had to deal with so many crap shots before.

        I'll give it until January before VDV goes on a massive sulk before being sold off.

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        1. Granville
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          VDV just ponced about all game. Overrated.

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      2. PFOR
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        lol +1

        'Arry is quite the tactical genius.

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      3. Granville
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        Legitimate tactic, De Gea looked dodgy again. Three times in the 2nd half he made errors.

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    3. Mickmcarthyscaddy
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      that name is too easy to slag! i don't want to just jump in with an easy one!

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      1. Mickmcarthyscaddy
        • 15 Years
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        ha, genuinely thought that was a players name! i really think adeboyour and vdv are going to have a big on pitch row!

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  19. Hybrid.power
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    Chelsea to have an epic game this week! Torres and Lampard to save the day! Weeeeee!

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    1. Mickmcarthyscaddy
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      you working at the england ireland match at d weekend?

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      1. Hybrid.power
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        • 15 Years
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        We're not doing much for it but I'll probably hang around to watch the match.

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        1. Mickmcarthyscaddy
          • 15 Years
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          get your act together and get some tickets for the ireland slovakia game! pretend im your terminally ill brother!

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          1. Hybrid.power
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            • 15 Years
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            I probably can't. I'll check it out though. I was able to get a couple of tickets for the super cup but that's because there was feck all demand and the people running it had tickets in the stadium. Not sure who has the tickets for Ireland Slovakia, probably Ticketmaster.

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            1. Mickmcarthyscaddy
              • 15 Years
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              you kept that quiet! although i wouldnt have gone due to kildare game! you out this weekend?

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    2. simplysuarez
      • 14 Years
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      lets hope so lamps as captain

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  20. Royal5
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    I was stupid enough to pick Alex instead of Bosingwa. After the last match (even though i still blame Ramirez for the terrible pass) will Alex be replaced by Ivanovic?

    Have Simpson or De Laet on the bench.

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    1. CFCTom
      • 14 Years
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      Regardless, Alex should've hoofed it. I think Ivanovic should play but I don't know if he will.

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      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
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        I will hold on to him and see what happen this weekend. I have both him and Torres. When Ivanovic and Luiz get fit there will probably be only Terry and Cole who won't rotate in the back four. Am I right?

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    2. RmS
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      I was lol'd by many many people for including Bosingwa in my pre season squad. Amazing the difference two game weeks makes.

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      1. DementedFlamingo
        • 16 Years
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        I've had him since pre season. Unfortunately he's my only player that has scored any points!!

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  21. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    TO ALL MODERATORS:

    when you publish a new post, can you automatically put a message up on the old post telling us all of this new post?

    it would be much appreciated

    xx

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    1. Hybrid.power
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      • 15 Years
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      Lazy.

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    2. Mak_Gold
        14 years, 3 months ago

        +1

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      • RmS
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        PS ....... Sc*nthorpe is a place in England. Not a swear word 🙂

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    3. Attila the Bum
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      • 15 Years
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      Lulz at 5under1and. 🙂

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Bye Bye Geordie Bruce

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          NOOOOOOO! That would be awful, I love Special Agent Steve and his Brenda Fricker head. It'd be terrible if they got someone useful.

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          1. Syd.
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            Combined with the finish to last season and the start to this one I cannot see him being about too much longer...

            First manager to go will def be a Steve..

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            1. Granville
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              Neil Warnock doesn't begin with a Steve.

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        2. Mickmcarthyscaddy
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          carling cup, whats the point!

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      RIP john howard davies

      telly legend

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      1. Marknlard
        • 16 Years
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        Yeah, just saw his list of achievements on the BBC. Impressive.

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    5. bossa
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Bosingwa a right footed Baines, agreed or no?

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      1. Hybrid.power
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        • 15 Years
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        Bosingwa, a walking eyebrow?

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      2. O Fenomeno
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Ha Bosingwa and Baines are completely different types of players.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          • 15 Years
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          +1

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      3. Mickmcarthyscaddy
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        couldnt disagree more! touches of magic but much less inconsisten.

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      4. Granville
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Yes but Chelsea's cleanies will be affected whilst Bos plays.

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    6. Marco Del Wattsio
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Bristol Rovers knock out Watford. GET IN THERE!!!

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        • 15 Years
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        Shhh you'll upset poor old Applebonkers. At least post a youtube vid of Agger highlights to cheer him up again.

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        1. Marco Del Wattsio
          • 15 Years
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          Always good to knock out an old shit head Dyche!!

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      2. applebonkers
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        another summer of penalty heartache

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    7. Cheggers
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      Mad fact of the day.

      Manchester and Milan are both exactly the same distance away from Buenos Aires in Argentina (11190 KM).

      So if Tevez goes to Inter Milan, he will be exactly the same distance away from home!

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      1. RmS
        • 16 Years
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        Decent fact. Well done 🙂

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        1. RmS
          • 16 Years
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          That said...........Americans use enough toilet paper per DAY to wrap around the world 9 times. Consider that. Mental.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            you're half right

            that is the stat for a chap called texas joe, he weighs 53 stone and only eats bison and lard

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      2. Syd.
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        lolz

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      3. Granville
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        I measured Milan 1 mile closer.

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      4. Shakey
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        I think his thinking behind it is that the former Mrs Tevez would more likely move to Italy or Spain, whereas Manchester is a definite no-no.

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      5. King Eric, in America
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        1 mile difference, from what I've been able to find.

        But, in all seriousness, it isn't all the distance, but where his GF/wife/whatever wants to live. In fairness, you can't blame her for Milan over Manchester.

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    8. BKR
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      that cech injury made me sell Bosingwa for that free wild card..! Regretting it now..!

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    9. HST
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Thoughts on Malouda starting vs Norwich?

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      1. Marco Del Wattsio
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        think im gonna risk it this week against norwich then swap him for VDV

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    10. Shakey
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      Worried by Samir Nasri's imminent departure to Man City, Emmanuel Adebayor has upped his game in his quest to remain Arsenal fan's hate figure number 1 by joining Sp*rs.

      At least he'll stop scoring against them now.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        i'd be very worried as an arsenal fan in general

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      2. applebonkers
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        adebayor was lucky to be playing for arsenal in the paul robinson at spurs era

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    11. bossa
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      Is my defence perfect or what???

      Kompany Enrique Bosingwa Simpson Brown

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        what?

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      2. RmS
        • 16 Years
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        What.

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      3. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        You need Baines 🙂

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      4. HST
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Brown should rake the points in, perfect indeed.

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        1. bossa
          • 14 Years
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          Name me a better 4.5 def?

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            simpson

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            1. bossa
              • 14 Years
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              Got him already. Maybe De Laet but Norwich are horrible defensively and they wont keep a single clean sheet probably.

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                lol sorry, so you do

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