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30 August 2011 1441 comments
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Newcastle have this evening confirmed the capture of Italian international left-back Davide Santon from Inter for an undisclosed fee.

The 20 year-old arrives at St James’ Park on a five-year deal and has immediately been handed the Magpies’ number three shirt.

For Fantasy Managers, that should immediately ring alarm bells. Santon’s arrival presents a significant threat to Ryan Taylor’s position at left-back having seen the former Wigan man establish himself as an early season favourite.

Taylor scored the winning goal in the North East derby win over Sunderland at the Stadium of Light in Gameweek two and, with 12% ownership (280,000+ owners) in the Fantasy Premier League game, had enjoyed a 0.2 price increase from his initial 4.0 valuation.

Those who were tempted by Taylor’s early season form may have hoped that their man would be set for a sustained run in the starting lineup. Indeed, following his winner at Sunderland, Alan Pardew had suggested that it would be difficult to dislodge Taylor from his starting berth..

“We are trying to bring a left-back in and he is going to have to be a good one to take Ryan out of the team”

But the reality is that Taylor is a right-footed player filling in at left-back – a real short term prospect. Santon, despite being equipped to play either side of defence, has been bought to replace Jose Enrique and Taylor now faces the prospect of dropping to the bench, unless Pardew can find a role in midfield for the set-piece specialist, or consider dropping established starter Danny Simpson on the right.

Santon could now be set to make his debut for the Magpies in what promises to be a tempestuous affair as Newcastle travel to face QPR and Joey Barton on Monday September 12. The new Italian recruit could, theoretically, be facing Barton one-on-one in that fixture – a factor that may convince Pardew to give Santon more time to settle, persevering with Taylor for one more run-out.

One possible knock-on from Taylor’s relegation to the bench, French midfielder Youha Cabaye, who has made an encouraging start to his career at St James’, could now be set for a more prominent role at set-pieces and in particular, direct free-kicks.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. RmS
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    Said it before, i'll say it again.... SWP.

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    1. Frazek
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      Socialist Workers Party? Not really a political forum this, RmS.

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    2. Demí
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      The W stands for Wrong RMS. #fact

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      1. RmS
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        Ha ha, I've heard that (and it was credited to you) He would tear it up for Arsenal. FAir enough, he's no Cesc, but he is definatly better than Arshavin, he just wants to play. If you love him set him free.

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        1. Demí
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          🙂

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  2. The Spudgunner
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    I think Arsenal should just sack Wenger and replace him with Ian Holloway

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    1. GodFowler
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      nah, Ian Wright mate

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  3. AriseSirGiggsy
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    fulham agree £10.6m deal for Bryan Ruiz? GREAT DEAL

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  4. SupaTune
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    anybody thinking there will be some shock moves tomorrow? sure hope so

    like Wenger signing a player outside of the french leagues

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  5. SierraDelta
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    s.ward,r.taylor and s.taylor have all scored more points than anelka,torres,drogs and lukaku put together. world class defenders there

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  6. ManTree(v2!) or just JAY!
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    Do players need to price rise by 0.2 for me to gain the benefit?

    Or just 0.1?

    Thx

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    1. Darv
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      0.2

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  7. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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    Does anyone know what welbecks chances are for starting the next match? I might swap dzeko for welbeck, then get adam.

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    1. Frazek
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      Check injuries.

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    2. AriseSirGiggsy
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      Totally hamstrung

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    3. The Spudgunner
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      50%, according to premier league fantasy footy and I wouldn't risk it.

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    4. GodFowler
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      zero - done his hammy, out for a while

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  8. GodFowler
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    thinking of doing Nzog to Mata to give me a front 8 of:

    Mata, Silva, Nani, Moses, N Dyer
    Dzeko, Rooney and Holt

    Yay or nay?

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    1. Frazek
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      Leave a MF space for the Gooners soon to be announced £300m raid on Barca for Messi.

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      1. GodFowler
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        jaysus, they'd have to sell half of North London just get him...

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    2. AriseSirGiggsy
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      id say nzog to mata is a great plan

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      1. GodFowler
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        cheers Sir Giggsy. He looked great in his sub appearance and don't want to late to the party with him

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    3. Just One More Thing
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      It's all about personal preference - Nasri & Young over Silva & Nani. Mata should cement his place in the malfunctioning attack of Chelsea whilst Holt is by far the best cheapie striker around at the moment along with Long.

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  9. Dave Bauer
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    I know I'm a bit late to the Rooney assist hooray/boo fest, but I'd just like to say it's about damn time a dodgy assist went in my favour. It feels like the first time in 4 years.

    So it's bullshit obviously, but I'll stick tuck those 6 points in my back pocket with glee.

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
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      The rule is stupid, but since they made it they could at least have the decency to stick to it.

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      1. AriseSirGiggsy
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        the shout to captain him deserves the luck imo

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      2. Just One More Thing
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        I am a Rooney owner and will take the points, but they've opened a right 'can of worms' with that new assist rule.

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      3. The Bandit
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        Indeed, see below. 😉

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  10. Cowshed - Blue & White …
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    Twitter rumouring QPR have offered £18m for Berbatov.

    I'm not having it.

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    1. Demí
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      outrageous

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      1. SupaTune
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        would be lovely, launch a last minute raid for Sneijder.

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    2. GodFowler
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      Doubt Berbatov would either!

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    3. FearTheTurtle
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      They can have Diouf and Gibson as well for free.

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    4. Gargamel
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      Oh f*k it, that's the rumour we should have come up with yesterday

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    5. O Fenomeno
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      I would love that

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    6. AP
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      It truly is silly season now. I can just imagine Berba's face.

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      1. Cowshed - Blue & White …
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        True, although if they threw £200k at him his face may change a tad.

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  11. DVassell
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    Got rid of baines to make space for the ULTIMATE TEAM? I'm pretty proud of it...

    Given (Vorm)

    Enrique Kompany Bosingwa (Taylor De Laet)

    Anderson Young Silva Cabaye (Dyer)

    Suarez Rooney Dzeko

    0.2 in the bank...thinking young to mata for following gw?

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    1. Pabster
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      This is an excellent team for Gameweeks 1-3.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        Lol!!

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  12. seanie3
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    silva or nasri

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  13. The Spudgunner
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    Still no Adebayor on BPL fantasy footy???

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    1. The Bandit
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      Doing you a favour..

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    2. Frazek
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      No rush. FPL are probably waiting for the deluge of deals tomorrow and do one bid player update.

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  14. Attila the Bum
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    Newcastle have signed goalkeeper Rob Elliot from Charlton for an undisclosed fee. The 25-year-old has signed a five-year deal.

    Meh. Should just be backup, unless Ashley has something horrific planned like selling Krul.

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    1. Frazek
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      Attila, Ashley is simply building a team for next season... in the Championship. 🙂

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Unbeaten.

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    2. Funkyav
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      Krul looks a really good keeper. Feel bad for Harper but Krul is oobviosuly far better.

      You pleased with Santon?

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Very pleased indeed, hopefully regular football will improve his confidence and he'll get back on track.
        Yeah totally agree with you regarding poor eld Harper, finally gets rid of Shay Given then a much better and younger keeper comes along.

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        1. Gargamel
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          I remember him from the Mourinho days at Inter, he rated him highly and played him in plenty of really difficult games. It's natural for someone his age to take small steps backwards at times too, I reckon it's a great signing.

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    3. Tatty Bojangles
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      Rumours been going around for a while now that Harper hasn't recovered very well from his surgery and has been advised to retire sooner rather than later. Might be moving into a coaching role at the end of the season.

      Forster on loan at Celtic, Soderberg and Alnwick not proven at PL level. Makes sense to get in Elliot.

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  15. Connster
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    bye bye Bassong by the looks of it... bout time to be fair. Swap deal there he goes!

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      We got £10m from Spurs for him. 🙂

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      1. Frazek
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        It was just balancing the outrageously cheap price which we paid for Gazza. 🙂

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        1. AriseSirGiggsy
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          that was a lot for the time and if he had gone to Old Trafford as he initially promised it could have all worked out a lot better for him.....

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          1. Frazek
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            OH, Gazza's story was always going to end in tears, puke and bad highlights.

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      2. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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        hehe we got 8mil quid off you for Boumsong lol

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        1. Frazek
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          Yes, thanks, point has been made previously, only its getting cheaper. 🙂

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        2. Attila the Bum
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          😆
          DAMN YOU SOUNESS!

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        3. AP
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          Boumsong and Bramble. Jesus 😕 😕

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      3. Connster
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        God ya.... we were well stuck at the time.. Ledley kings knee had something to do with that purchase!!! desperate.

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    2. Gargamel
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      I don't think Bassong is that bad. Where is he going Connster? He could easily do a job for a mid table PL team.

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      1. Frazek
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        Talk is that Spurs wanted to ship him as part of Cahill deal, but Coyne wasn't biting. He's been offered, allegedly, to Blackburn (Samba) and, I believe to West Ham (Parker), that last one a few weeks ago.

        Not doubt Droopy wants him out and he's not popular at the Lane.

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        1. Gargamel
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          I see.

          I doubt Bolton would keep fewer cleanies with Bassong in the back four rather than Cahill. If they could get some cash too it could be a good deal for them imo.

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          1. Shakey
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            I don't think Bolton could keep any less clean sheets than they do right now.

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  16. The Bandit
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    Wish I'd been around today when the news broke about Rooney being awarded another assist! Turned my h2h defeat into victory by 1 point. Nice.. :

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    1. GodFowler
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      I am sure there will be a lot similar stories. FPL lurches from one controversy to another - what will it be for GW4? answers on a postcard...

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      1. Namtab Nomolos
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        GW4: 7 people will get 3 bonus points in the same game because they're all tied on 26 PPI

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      2. The Bandit
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        Think I'll email FPL Towers complaining he was robbed of a bap! 😉

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        1. AriseSirGiggsy
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          lol, yeah does that assist tip it?

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          1. The Bandit
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            3 goals and 2 assists to Youngs 2 and 2 🙂

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            1. Namtab Nomolos
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              It still doesn't give him higher PPI than Young, though it seems an assist is worth 7 PPI as that's what he went up. Rooney's lob/chip that hit the post, his missed free kick for a hattrick and maybe his attempt from inside his own half are all big no-no's for PPI. BAD ROONEY!

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              1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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                that lob that hit the post should be extra PPI for tekkers

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      3. Taribo West on a free
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        Another free wildcard would be nice.

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        1. GodFowler
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          Rooney will get an assist cos the ball touched his wig that fell off his head onto the pitch before it got to Young before he scored...

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  17. ForTheWin
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    Do we get 2 wildcards? if so should i WC?

    Given, Ruddy
    Bosingwa, Kompany, Brown, Senderos, Simpson
    Silva, Malouda, Sinclair, N’Zogbia, Moses
    Torres, Bent, Holt

    would i still be fit to make some money despite missing the risers last night? Thanks for the advise.

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  18. seanie3
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    adam or mata

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    1. Funkyav
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      Mata cos Suarez is all u need for liverpool attacking coverage

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    2. mr messi
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      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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    3. AriseSirGiggsy
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      totally mata

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    4. Screaming Midget
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      Neither for the next couple of games. Mata will be slowly brought in.

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  19. GodFowler
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    short-term Adam, long term Mata.

    Adam will have to share pitch time with Gerrard when he's back, which will likely be soon. Mata will essentially kick Malouda out of the starting XI soon.

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  20. DVassell
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    I've created 10 first team players in my top 4 teams to finish for the season:

    given (vorm)

    KOMPANY ENRIQUE BOSINGWA (taylor de laet)

    ANDERSON SILVA HENDERSON MATA (dyer)

    ROONEY SUAREZ DZEKO

    can this team fail? tell me its weak points

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    1. Frazek
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      It's a CAPITAL team.

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    2. The Bandit
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      Anything ending in son...

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      1. GodFowler
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        including Daniel-son

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        1. AP
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          Sweep the leg Mr Lawrence... But sensei?! SWEEP THE LEG.

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    3. Just One More Thing
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      Anderson and Henderson unlikely to get you points as consistently as the rest.

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    4. AriseSirGiggsy
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      like it, but is djeko really a long term week-in week-out choice? henerson definitely is not...

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      1. DVassell
        • 14 Years
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        i thought not, but for 8.5 he's priced in esp as i have roo and suzrez to act as cover, i know what u mean about the whole anderson situation though...thinking one of them to cabaye to take some of the 'son' sting off...perhaps henderson since man u seem to be on FIRE

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        1. AriseSirGiggsy
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          united are always gonna be the top scorers but LOOK OUT fergie has a BIH squad and he IS gonna use it, Rooney is the most rotation-proof but even then you still cant be sure when hes gonna rest him and bring in berbatov.... could be v Bolton?!?

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          1. DVassell
            • 14 Years
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            I'd like to see you introduce berbatov to your team...that would take some MEGA balls

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  21. Namtab Nomolos
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    European rotation is a concern.

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  22. DVassell
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    who else on here thinks baines is now overpriced simply due to not being spot kick taker...i mean 8 mil for a defender in a team lacking ambition is...a lotta cash!

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    1. Frazek
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      Yep.

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    2. AriseSirGiggsy
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      will arteta keep his place in a failing everton midfield tho?

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  23. Baines on Toast...
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    Which site do we trust - total FPL has Adam at 54%, CTC at 97?

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    1. Frazek
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      On the basis that I don't believe either know for sure what NTI targets really are, they';re both make estimates. Might be worth watching Adam tomorrow and see if one seems more accurate than the other.

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    2. Screaming Midget
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      There's at least 6 better options than him IMO and don't think he'll rise twice.

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      1. Baines on Toast...
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        And for 9 mil they are? I'm getting RVP so don't want Walcott, and I'm likely to be without Suarez.

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  24. Fernando Torres
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    Anyone heard the rumour, Bale to united with Nani going the other way?!

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    1. AriseSirGiggsy
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      try and start it as much as you want - it aint happening

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      1. Namtab Nomolos
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        I heard a rumour about Torres going the other way. Think it was from Joey Barton 😉

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    2. Frazek
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      I have now. Among the more 'speculative' I would say.

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  25. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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    Best striker for 8m? Seems very limited. Don't mind going a lot lower...

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    1. DVassell
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      U'd probably wanna take a punt out of klasnic/long...for now i'd rather long simply based on their fixtures

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    2. Screaming Midget
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      That depends. How many games are thinking of?

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      1. Screaming Midget
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        But I'd say Klasnic & Long are the best 2 under 8m for the next 5 or so games.

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        1. AriseSirGiggsy
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          klasnic really? bit kneejerk hes been around a while and knocked a few in, doesnt mean its gonna happen regular enough - better with Davies/Petrov if u wanna cover Bolton - IF u wanna...

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          1. Screaming Midget
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            Not at all, I really considered Klasnic for GW1 but didn't have the balls due to their fixtures.

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            1. Screaming Midget
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              However, I think the main 3 are better picks even though they do cost a lot more. For now at least anyway.

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    3. O Fenomeno
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      Danny Graham 5

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    4. Baines on Toast...
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Steven Fletcher if you don't have Jarvis.

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    5. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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      Cheers guys. Just need a temp striker until suarez drops...

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  26. Viper
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    Looking to swap Yaya out for one of Mata/Silva/Nasri..

    I know this question has been thrown around the last few days and its a tough call..

    With Silva i worry that he assists the assist in a lot of cases, Mata is currently in a patchy chelsea side although it seems hes settled already. Nasri seems to be edgin it 4 me at the moment..
    Whats the general concensus?

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    1. GodFowler
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      Nasri has had one good game against a cack Spurs side. Silva the only proven consistent performer of that bunch, although I am going Mata myself

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    2. Baines on Toast...
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Has to be one of the City boys...still think it's a toss up. Silva is shooting a lot even though he's without assists, he's probably more nailed on than Nasri even if he scores slightly less.

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      1. Viper
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        I'm edging towards Silva, he was unlucky not to outscore Nasri the other day..

        Just looking at ownership though, Nasri on 5%, Silva on 29%.. im already chasing so Nasri may be more suited?

        Both will probably score pretty simular anyway, it really is a coin toss

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  27. GodFowler
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    How long before we get the first Mata-dor joke?

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    1. AriseSirGiggsy
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      it just happened and.... i dont get it

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      1. Frazek
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        Scoucers not known for their jokes. 🙂

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        1. GodFowler
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          some of us have some wit, intellect and can crack jokes. Stan Boardman was my dad...

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      2. Screaming Midget
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        nevermind... doesn't mata

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        1. GodFowler
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          it was just a mata of time anyway....

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          1. LarkyTown
            • 14 Years
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            His uncle's wife is aunty-mata

            sorry, physics related joke

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  28. Gubborr
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    Anyone thinking Dzeko will be rested for Napoli and won't start vs Wigan ?

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  29. Fernando Torres
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    Talks of Javier Hernandez going Real madrid for 45 Million Euros.

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    1. AriseSirGiggsy
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      does it give u pleasure to fill your evening with pouring sh*t all over this site?

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    2. Gargamel
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      That would go down in folklore as the greatest transfer ever. For Manchester United, that is.

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    3. Shakey
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      [insert joke about Hernandez going unnoticed here]

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    4. Demí
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      lol

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    5. O Fenomeno
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      Stop posting ridiculous transfer rumours

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    6. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      😆

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      1. O Fenomeno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        45 million euro for Hernandez is laughable. 😉

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        1. AP
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Signing of the (last) season. Worth at least double that.

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          1. O Fenomeno
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            *sniggers*

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          2. Cowshed - Blue & White …
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Hehe, Hernandez is good, worth £80m he is not!

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    7. myoxisbroken
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks for making this site just a little bit worse to visit.

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  30. seanie3
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Kompany & Adam or Enrique & Mata

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    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      A

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