[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Rwilliams90
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Haha yessss.

    Completely deserved point for Wigan aswell and looked the more likely to get a winner at the end. Lovely taking away their clean sheet aswell.

    Negative subs by AVB, whether it was tactical or resting players, poor substitutions.

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    1. GullyOne
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Exactly.

      Subs were abysmal. Torres must be pissed

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      1. Kanus hat trick
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I think he'll have a little smile to himself as AVB has had his comeuppance

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          14 years, 10 months ago

          i hope avb stays at chelsea for ever haha

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  2. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
    14 years, 10 months ago

    What does anyone think about getting jarvis in this GW

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    1. Cruicky
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Was going to until O'Hara got injured. Bottled it and have too much faith in Formica...

      Fixture wise, it'll have to be a one-off as Wolves a) have Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs and Villa in next 6 and b) lost at home to Stoke.

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  3. Mr Smith
    14 years, 10 months ago

    How many shots off target for studge?

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    1. Johnny Unitas
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I think he had one shot one goal to be honest.

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      1. ColeHole
        14 years, 10 months ago

        =3 baps!

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        1. thegame
          14 years, 10 months ago

          I hope so!

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  4. PL Ball
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Lamps off the Pitch: Chelsea score
    Lamps on the Pitch: Wigan score

    Rofl 🙂

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    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Roflcopter 😛

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    2. Syd.
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Good old Fat Frank 😆

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  5. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Does anyone know whether, if the decision is made in the Suarez case on the 20th and he gets banned when it will take effect from? He plays WIG on the 21st so I'd love to keep hold for that one...

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    1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
      14 years, 10 months ago

      They just drew to Chelsea 😉

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      1. Jinswick
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Exactly, that's their 1 non-mauling against a top 8 side this year....

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    2. Podge
      14 years, 10 months ago

      He'll be up on the gallows on the 21st

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  6. Keyzer Söze
    14 years, 10 months ago

    There you have it AVB. Karma is a b**ch!
    You take out your 2 best players and bring in Kalou-less and Mikel. I hope you get fired for continuously subbing Mata and benching Torres. Abromocvich loves his expensive acquisitions to play

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      14 years, 10 months ago

      who the hell is Abromocvich?

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      1. Keyzer Söze
        14 years, 10 months ago

        *Abramovich but you get my point

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  7. Geriatric Unathletic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Any Swans fans out here? Looking to take Dyer out for Gower. However, worried that he only played 46 mins today. Does anyone know why? Tactical or injury?

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  8. CRAZY TRAIN
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Moses assist?

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    1. Johnny Unitas
      14 years, 10 months ago

      No, Rodallega.

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    2. udit
      14 years, 10 months ago

      hugo, i think.

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  9. Manani
    14 years, 10 months ago

    gomez made my day

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  10. Kanus hat trick
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Away to anyone in the Prem on their day can be tough. Complacent and arrogant tactics from AVB have cost him. He'll think twice before doing it again. Easy to say but Mata would have cut though Wigan towards the end and wrapped it up probably

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    1. Keyzer Söze
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Exactly my point. He has been doing it continuously thinking he can get away with it.
      Hope this serves as a reminder to him so that he desists from subbing Mata everytime.

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    2. UnderstandablyDistraught
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Yeh. That club is half way to being successful and half way to being in tatters

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      14 years, 10 months ago

      they won 6 nil at wigan last year didn't they?

      no excuse

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  11. Syd.
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Did a £5 acc today...

    The teams were..

    Blackburn
    Everton
    Newcastle
    Chelsea
    Man Utd

    Hope I get 5 out of 5 tomorrow 😆

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    1. Nomar
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I don't, for obvious reasons.

      No offence.

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      1. Waldaz
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I'm sure you do. 😉

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      2. Syd.
        14 years, 10 months ago

        No offence taken as the bet is well and truly beaten but for obvious reasons I hope I do 😉

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  12. Laserface
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    What do you reckon will be the average score today ?? 18-20 imo

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
      14 years, 10 months ago

      -100

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    2. udit
      14 years, 10 months ago

      without raylor, a newcastle cs wouldn't have that much of an effect, 12-14 imo.

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      1. Laserface
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Hmmm,,glad to hear that..i played simpy and krul 🙂

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        1. udit
          14 years, 10 months ago

          same 🙂 , but had ba captain 😡 😡 😡 👿

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  13. Holy See
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Fair dooze to Martinez, no money nor players (bar Victor obv), but they still do have a chance of stayin up. May get destroyed the next 2 GWs tho.

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    1. AP
      14 years, 10 months ago

      +1

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      14 years, 10 months ago

      thought his wing back system worked a treat today. it freed gary caldwell to simply defend (block, head, clear etc) and not have to mark and be susceptible to pace, and then diame put in a monster game in the middle to make it all work

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  14. Cruicky
    14 years, 10 months ago

    So that's why I went without Chelsea coverage this week and was more worried about not having Nani.

    Well done Wigan, will probably still get relegated though...

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  15. Towser44
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Liverpool, United and Stoke next for Wigan though. Wheels off a Gomez band wagon already?

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    1. Kanus hat trick
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Loves scoring against the big boys!

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    2. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Wigan have Liverpool and United next 2.

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    3. Manani
      14 years, 10 months ago

      it doesn't work like this.

      the one who join the band wagon doesn't look at fixture

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  16. Pinturicchio
    14 years, 10 months ago

    28 with Jones, Enrique, Bale, Nani and RVP to play....meh shit week

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    1. udit
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i think that's pretty good tbh

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    2. CRAZY TRAIN
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I'd take that. I got 18 with Jones, Enrique, Bale, Nani, RVP, Silva and Ade to play

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      1. Pinturicchio
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I think Ade and Silva will get more than the 10 difference

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        1. CRAZY TRAIN
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Perhaps. Have you played your cap yet? I had Baines 🙁

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          1. Pinturicchio
            14 years, 10 months ago

            yeah had sturridge was captain hoping for a few bonus

            Never play defender as Capatain, may work once in a while but more often than not it won't

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  17. Manani
    14 years, 10 months ago

    seriously need a hat-trick from nani to not lose my spot in ML

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  18. Chazza
    14 years, 10 months ago

    AVB and Mancini both taking off Mata and Silva early respectively has cost them dear- a one-goal lead is precarious and you don't just invite the opposition to attack attack attack in this league; see City vs Fulham, Chelsea vs City (Silva off) and now Wigan vs Chelsea just off the top of my head.

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    1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      14 years, 10 months ago

      to be fair, city were 2-nil up when silva came off.

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  19. isacki: full casual
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Chelsea might just have subbed their title hopes.

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
      14 years, 10 months ago

      They never had any hopes.

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 10 months ago

      With City you mean? 😉

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  20. Rwilliams90
    14 years, 10 months ago

    18 points + bonus (3 for studge hopefully).

    With Richards, Enrique, Bale, Nani, Walcott, Silva and Rooney (c) left to play.

    Looking promising.

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  21. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
    14 years, 10 months ago

    LADS, help needed.

    I'm bringing in Nani, but don't know whether to ship Mata or Silva. I have Sturridge too so would have Chelsea coverage anyway. I think that Silva's fixtures are worse but I really don't want to remove him, as he's a consistent point scorer and I have no other City coverage.

    So who should I remove? AND - should I do it tonight to avoid a price rise, or wait for tomorrow's games in case of injuries? (It's a short space between the next GW).

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    1. Rwilliams90
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Marvin Elliot, Elliot, Marvin Elliot

      Nanananananana

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      1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Damn right! Was anonymous today mind

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        1. Rwilliams90
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Couldn't make it because I'm in Nottingham ironically.

          Nearly fell asleep listening to it on City player though.

          Sounds like we need to thank James for keeping us from being well and truly in the s****

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          1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Yeah a few very good saves. Screwed up a lot of kicks though! We were just too slow to move the ball forward, I guess it beats route one, but it needs movement to work, and there was little. Pearson looked OK, Woolford poor. Adomah dangerous when 1v1 with his man, but they basically double teamed him.

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    2. eclipse
      14 years, 10 months ago

      If most of your league have Silva, having Mata and Nani will be more of a differential. Silva is unbelievably consistent though so your risk!

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    3. Clintymints
      14 years, 10 months ago

      mata

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  22. Maz
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Tiote or Moses as the cheap mid?

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    1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Moses

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    2. Bubbles
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Doosra may tell you otherwise, but Moses all day long to me. Although the next few fixtures are pretty crappy.

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    3. Kanus hat trick
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Moses. Tiote v rarely scores and is always carded

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    4. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      14 years, 10 months ago

      moses. tiote is arguably the biggest dud in the game

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    5. isacki: full casual
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Moses, totally. He was good today too. 4.6 for a dangerous mid.

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      1. Clintymints
        14 years, 10 months ago

        considering even getting moses back in for dyer 😮

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  23. Clintymints
    14 years, 10 months ago

    can't believe im considering drenthe in for ramsey but theres not much else floatin about

    moses is better than tiote for an fpl prospect indeed ^

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    1. Manani
      14 years, 10 months ago

      look above

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      1. Manani
        14 years, 10 months ago

        sorry, wrong reply 🙂

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  24. Syd.
    14 years, 10 months ago

    The press will love this result..

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  25. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    14 years, 10 months ago

    23 losses in 32 games for owen coyle

    attaboy

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    1. Kanus hat trick
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Surely he can't last much longer. They need to go back to route 1 anti-football

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  26. The Finnisher
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Considering Gomez as my bench fodder for Dyer
    Have 4.9 to spend, any better options?

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Yup, Moses/Gower

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      1. The Finnisher
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Gower? Meh, was subbed off at HT today.
        Gomez is on pens though.

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  27. THE Wild Rover
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Where are all the Chelsea fans? Pretending they are at the game doesn't work when they are away... 😉

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Constructing their defence of Lampard and Drogba. Both of whom were utter shambles today. Boot out Lampard and let Mata dictate the play and Chelsea might have a chance.

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  28. tevezthetroll
    14 years, 10 months ago

    I think Petr Cech is a bit retarted. A bit like Gilbert Grape. Lanky muppet needs to do his job properly. Also Bosingwa is a fairy. The female physio woul do a better job.

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    1. 4vets
      14 years, 10 months ago

      "Retarted"? Is that as in a dessert or a bit of a floosie?

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  29. Bruisers FC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Your thoughts on the better pairing for the upcoming weeks:

    1) Ba - Mata
    2) Sturridge - Nani

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    1. Clintymints
      14 years, 10 months ago

      ba has better fixtures

      i got ba over sturry this week :@ ba had 56,000 more chances than sturry but didnt get past the vormatron

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    2. Indalo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Sturridge - Nani

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    3. Bubbles
      14 years, 10 months ago

      2. Although I fancy Ba for a good score next GW.

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    4. Manani
      14 years, 10 months ago

      if only next week, then 1
      if till gw20, then 2

      keep faith.
      i am sure it will pay back, like ade.

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    5. jack290
      14 years, 10 months ago

      2 by a mile

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  30. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
    14 years, 10 months ago

    The Gomez bandwagon is rolling..........

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    1. Bruisers FC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Moses --> Gomez

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