[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Mull
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    Are sky televising 3 games tomorrow?

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    1. Cruicky
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      Yes.

      Utd at 12pm, Liverpool at 2pm and City-Arsenal at 4pm.

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    2. The Bandit
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      Yep, can't wait! 🙂

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    3. Sheep Flavour
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      Yep....first one approx 11:50am I think...QPR V UTD.

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    4. Mull
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      Excellent news.

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    5. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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      Will be an epic marathon oftv - sunday supplement, goals on sunday & 3 full games... All back to back!

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  2. Menly
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    Danny where you at?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
      From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
      The summer's gone, and all the roses falling
      'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
      But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
      Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
      'Tis I'll be there in sunshine or in shadow
      Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.
      And when you come, and all the flowers are dying
      If I am dead, as dead I well may be
      You'll come and find the place where I am lying
      And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.
      And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
      And all my grave will warmer, sweeter be
      For you will bend and tell me that you love me
      And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me.
      I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.
      And I shall rest in peace until you come to me.
      Oh, Danny Boy, Oh, Danny Boy, I love you so.

      😉

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      1. Menly
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        Beautiful rendition 😉
        But what's he doing on the mountains and glen? Get back on the pitch lad!

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          😆 True dat!!! 🙂

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  3. lord_lucan
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    wigan denied a blatant pen

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  4. Egg noodle
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    handball not given!!

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  5. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    There's a simple way to combat this back 5 malarkey. 4-4-f*cking-2 as Mike basset would say. Studge + drogs up top, & stick malouda on for meireles

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  6. Johnny Unitas
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    Why did Sturridge leave Moses take that shot, crazy, he wasn't going to take him down or anything.

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  7. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Premier league refrees are reaaly bulllllllshhhhhhhhhht

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  8. THE SQUARE ONE
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    Wigan all over Chelsea.

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  9. Cruicky
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    Bosingwa's not very good is he?

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    1. Chris_White
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      Correct.

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  10. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Who is wigan peno taker?

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    1. Egg noodle
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      gomez

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    2. Chris_White
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      gomez

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    3. Granville
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      Gomez

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      1. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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        I got reply from granville from first time

        yipeeeee

        thank you podcasters.......

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    4. Mull
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      Watson, Rodallega then Gomez.

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  11. Hate that rotation
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    chelsea been sh*t. Hope AVB has a hairdryer his locker.

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    1. si
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      Ni-no, ni-no, ni-no, ni-no!!

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  12. berttbert
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    Ivanovic seems to be having a bit of an off day, cant see chelsea scoring too much today.

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  13. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Now i understand why wigan is playing well today because wigan's chairman is watching the match from vip's stand.......

    Great......IMao

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    1. Hotrod
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      He watches all their matches and they're still rubbish, not looking too bad today though

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  14. Hotrod
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    Anyone think Drenthe could be a good shout for the Swansea match?

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    1. Nomar
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      He's definitely on the radars now.

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      1. Waldaz
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        Alllll abooooard. 8)

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      2. Hotrod
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        He's an option for me anyway to replace that useless lump O'Hara, bit worried about Drenthe not starting though

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        1. Hotrod
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          I was looking at getting him in a few GWs ago before he got injured, he's got points in him when he plays

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    2. si
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      Merson made his cameo sound like he was Pele. But he does tend to over react on every front.

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        He did change the game, looked really threatening every time he got the ball. It was against a tiring Norwich defence, though, but the Everton fans won't be happy if he doesn't start the next game.

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    3. CRAZY TRAIN
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      yes, but i'd wait to hear on his fitness first. I am tempted to bring him in for walters

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    4. Corrigan
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      I'm doubling on the Swans (maybe trebling) so I'll focus on getting Drenthe and/or Landon for the double.

      I think it's worth bearing in mind that Everton have two away games either side of Bolton at home. If it wasn't for that particular fixture, I don't think people would be looking for coverage.

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    5. Cruicky
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      If Moyes doesn't start him and starts Cahill and Neville instead, then fans may start to turn on him...

      Same with young talent like Barkley, McAleny, Gueye, Stracqualursi etc.

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  15. Sean.
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    i give up,but if leighton baines is the answer, whats the question ?

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    1. Mull
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      Who is the most expensive defender in FPL.

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    2. Hotrod
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      Who's a bad captain choice for this GW?

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      1. CRAZY TRAIN
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        please don't remind me

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    3. Johnny Unitas
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      Which Premier League player is in dire need of a haircut?

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Who is the best English left back currently playing? 😉

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    5. Granville
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      What's Mark's latest stalled bandwagon?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Ooo - you're so nasty!!! 😀

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    6. Smarty Pants
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      Who should you captain next week?

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  16. THE SQUARE ONE
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    HT folks.

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  17. berttbert
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    Moses looking mighty decent

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  18. Chris_White
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    heard it here first

    0-1 torres

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  19. Anderson-son-son7
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    Just hoping captain Lamps doesn't get hauled off at ht would take 2/3 points right now. Dire from chelsea. Very good performance from Wigan.

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      Chelsea are a better team without Lampard.

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  20. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    Damn I miss living in England, just saw a dad with his two boys in the crowd and realized I haven't taken my son to a game yet... I'm over in April, must sort it out...

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    1. gravless
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      There are games in Wales also. 😉

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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        Good point well made, sorry to forget about the swans

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    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      Blackburn GW 36 should have a few goals

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    3. Keyzer Söze
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      I take that you took great pleasure from Ba's 2 points like me!

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        Great pleasure keyser, was sick last week

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  21. isacki: full casual
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    Wigan have totally matched Chelsea this half, made chances, and produced a spirited performance deserving at least a point. Cue the expensive visitors to win a late controversial penalty for handball (ironically) and seal the win on the break to win 2-0.

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    1. Optimus.
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      wigan are a totally different proposition to city though

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  22. Optimus.
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    if this game finishes 0-0 this site will go into meltdown

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    1. Bendy Busdriver
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      1-0
      moses

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  23. Fuzzy Dunlop Flynn
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    Haa really reaching with this title. You could do better!

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  24. Keyzer Söze
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    What an anorexic midfield that Chelsea have. No movement, tempo or any penetration. Time to bring in Ramires and Torres for some energy. Lampard and Romeu are virtual spectators.
    I need those Mata points!!

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    1. Granville
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      They really do miss Ramires. Torres no.

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    2. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      Damn right!!! Lampard is sludge in there

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      1. Granville
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        Don't understand why he's started him.

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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          Nor I. How many times does AVB need to see that Chelsea are much more fluid with Ramirez in there instead of him.

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          1. BradSK
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            Ramires is injured, that's why he's not playing.

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            1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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              Thanks. Did not know that

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              1. Granville
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                I suppose the other option was Mikel. Now I do understand Lampard starting.

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        2. Hate that rotation
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          I think he was making too much noise in the dressing room. Complaining etc. Lamps and Terry do hold a lot of influence in the dressing room.

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  25. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    So i think i will cap players who will play on sunday only....

    No fix nor form....

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    1. Optimus.
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      thats funnily is what swayed my ade(c) over studge

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  26. Gargamel
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    That was crap from Chelsea & Sturridge. Was so confident about captaining him but that's half the game gone and not a sniff.

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    1. Menly
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      +1 thought I was on to a ballsy differential

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    2. Corrigan
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      He really isn't a particular good player IMO. Only scored v Newcastle when Staylor went off injured.

      Decent fantasy prospect, though.

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  27. David Davros
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    Gwaaan Wigan. I love it. Moses surely in with a shout for Ballon D'or next year?

    Anyone know where I can get a Grant Holt poster or something equally shit for my housemate in secret santa?

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  28. Hate that rotation
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    Lol "Who to capt Ba, Ade, Studge?" I should have just capt RVP. 🙂

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    1. Optimus.
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      thats the way its looking

      cue rvp brace

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    2. Nomar
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      It was between RVP and Ade for me.

      Went with Ade at 11:29 after having him all week and swapping to RVP at 11:28.

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  29. heartsattack
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    Get lamps off. With him and Romeu on the midfield is slouchy.

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    1. Hate that rotation
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      Plus put studge and drog upfront.

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  30. Call Me Old Fashioned
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    This article title sums up my GW so far. Ba(C). Simpson on the bench and need one of BAE, Jones, Enrique, Silva, Nani, RVP or Ade to not play so I can get his 6pts. Drenthe getting that assist may make me keep him now. That teaches me to switch capt from RVP..

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    1. Mull
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      You benched Simpson at home to Swansea, Why?

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