[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
21 December 2011 2738 comments
Mark Mark
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And relax. Even before tomorrow night’s top of the bill clash at the Lane, this is no ordinary gameweek. Wednesday’s avalanche of goals and assists left us breathless at times, as United and City ruthlessly exposed opponents who simply looked out of their depth. And yet, as anticipated in yesterday’s preamble, there were cruel barbed surprises packaged amongst the night’s bounty of points.

The goals flowed, with popular Fantasy properties delivering – Nani, Sergio Aguero, Robin Van Persie, Wayne Rooney, Demba Ba – all players that boast huge ownerships throughout the Fantasy games, came good. Incredibly, the defenders also got in on the act: clean sheets for City, United, Liverpool and even Everton, brought profits at the back, on a night of handsome attacking hauls.

For some however, the clean sheets were soiled. The jaw injury sustained by Phil Jones will have robbed many of rewards from United’s win – a potential absence, with early reports already suggesting six weeks – will perhaps hit harder than the points lost. We await news from tomorrow’s x-rays, keeping the knees from jerking until we have confirmation.

The withdrawal of Micah Richards on 58 minutes was even more sickening. Feeling the effects of Dean Whitehead’s studs down his calf, the raiding right-back was preserved by Roberto Mancini, just two minutes from claiming his Fantasy owners a clean sheet from City’s oh-so comfortable win.

Twenty-four hours ago, we discussed such twists. The injustice will be hard to swallow right now, but those who felt the sting of tonight’s events, can be assured that these won’t be the last curveballs thrown. Off to the Lane.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Henry(the excessively malti…
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    Jags or BAE for DGW?

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    1. OPTA FPL
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      both

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    2. SPorting
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      BAE for me.

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    3. udit
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      Bae

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    4. Mull
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      BAE, They have 3 home games in a row. WBA,EVE,WOL.

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    5. Red_mist
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      Benoit Assou-Ekkoto might get you some attacking points too.

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  2. Gigging Order
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    does nyone know if Jordi Gomez takes freekicks as well?

    Just trying to figure out if he is worth the 0.2 more over Moses.

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  3. Jubilanus / BSC Small Boys …
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    Knee jerked last night.

    Jones > shawcross
    Ade > Rooney

    Just hope it's a broken cheek bone. (in the nicest possible way).

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    1. SmokeyH
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      Havent knee jerked just yet. Seem sensible subs

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    2. Christina.
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      For a minute I thought you were Fuzzywarbles

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  4. SmokeyH
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    Team for next GW:

    Vorm (Krul)
    Brown, BAE, Evans (Jones, Shorey)
    Shelvey, Adam, Bale, Silva (Walters)
    RVP, Rooney, Ba

    Do I make any changes? Plans are:

    Jones (if long lay off) -> Jags/Smalling
    Shelvey out - plan didnt really work this week

    Was planning Ba to Sturridge for the new year

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  5. Kuqi Monster
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    Having trouble picking my 3 defenders, plan on doing jones -> evans if injury is bad then will need two from:

    Simpson BOL (A) / Hibbert SUN (A) / Assou-Ekotto NOR (A) / Naylor QPR (H)

    Thoughts?

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    1. SmokeyH
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      Would go with Simpson and BAE

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    2. Mílanista
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      Evans, Naylor and BAE. Naylor may miss out through injury but start him and have Simpson ahead of Hibbert on the bench.

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      1. Kuqi Monster
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        forgot to say I'm starting Vorm, so was unsure about doubling up on the swan defence...

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        1. Mílanista
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          Swansea at home to QPR is a much better option than Newcastle or Everton away. They've kept CS in all but 2 home games this season.

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  6. Christina.
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    What was the story with Ethers last night? was he benched?

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    1. Mílanista
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      Think it was just a precaution, minor injury.

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    2. tosey
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      not his type of game. expect him to start the next two

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      1. Christina.
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        I like Stoke's next 3...VILLA/WIGAN/black.....3rd 4 pt hit coming up.

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    3. Mr.KK
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      Tony Pulis went with the infamous 6-2-2 formation in order to get something our of the game. Did not happen.

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  7. tosey
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    posting again as pretty happy with it....

    3gwks ago i did vidic simpson to agger skrtel (adding to enrique) and was told i was mad!

    3 clean sheets and 62 points later n the liverpool defesive treble up looks pretty damn good considering their next two games are blackburn n newcastle at home!

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    1. SmokeyH
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      Have a pat on the back - very bold move but paid off very well. Wish I had invested in Kop defense instead of midfielders.....

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    2. Mr.KK
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      Apparently, you have just become a new icon here after your maverick tripling up on Liverpool's defense. And two consecutive home games sure scream for cleansheets, eh!

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      1. SPorting
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        on any given week, especially this season with not many CS's until now, if you pick 3 defenders from 3 different teams they will usually return between 6-10 points.

        so if you can handle 3 defenders from the same team all failing when their keeper makes a mistake and letting in one goal and returning a total of 6 points then it's worth a gamble.

        cajones boys, cajones.

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    3. Christina.
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      And all this while....

      1. no ManU attacking cover
      2. Low team value
      3. WC intact

      Your the man Tosey. Your the man.

      *I did vomit when Kun scored 2 though....

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      1. Mr.KK
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        You might as well give him a kiss now and get a room for both later.

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        1. Christina.
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          I have more hair than you.

          🙄

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    4. SPorting
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      a gamble that paid off indeed. very astute.

      would think about getting an extra LIV defender but need the transfers leading up to GW20.

      hoping my MUN pair will do me proud in the same way.

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    5. Goose
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      Congrats mate, I love your balls for trying it, thought about how well u must have done the last 3 weeks with that stratergy.

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    6. No1Joker
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      The Skrtel goal must've felt good.

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  8. ntownsend82
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    My team for next week, made my 2 free transfers not entirely happy but can have sort out during the free transfer period...

    Vorm / Given
    Walker / R Taylor / Evans / Jagielka / Enrique
    Silva / Nani / Moses / Sessegon / Reo Coker
    Van Persie / Adebayor / Augero

    On 60 points with Adebayor to play and bp to come hopefully. Any suggestions? Cheers

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  9. Beamer
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    bonus predictions anyone?

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    1. Suarezchomper
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      3, 2 and 1 for a few players 🙂

      Aguero surely has the 3 along qith RVP and Osman Enrique for 1/2 maybe.

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      1. Red_mist
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        What do you think about Suarez's performance yesterday?

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        1. udit
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          he's suarez so you should what did he think about his own performance

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          1. Suarezchomper
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            haha

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        2. Suarezchomper
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          I only saw the st half I was playing 6 a side last night.

          He looked ok stayed on his feet more and only went down when it was a foul. In all honesty i don't recall seeing much from him though but if you have things on your mind it will always affect your performance.

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    2. MJ6987
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      The ones that matter...

      RVP 3
      Nani 3
      Ba 2
      Rooney 1
      Aguero 3
      Silva 0
      Surman 3

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  10. Guybrush Threepwood
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    This has probably been discussed, but why did N Taylor only play 45 minutes yesterday? Was planning to play him this week but if he's injured I'll switch to Evans.

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    1. Christina.
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      Inj

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  11. weetonyharris
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    do u think Bale will play

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  12. The Gambler.
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    Anyone see Newcastle game?

    Wondering if Santon was injured or if Pardew just fancied Raylors attacking threat?

    Either way, cost me a cleanie from the bench.

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  13. naruto4kamil
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    When the bonus points will be awarded ?

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    1. MJ6987
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      I assume this morning for Tues / Weds and tomorrow morning for tonight. I don't know for sure tho.

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  14. super zlatan
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    Morning lads

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  15. tosey
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    a worry about drenthe, dont like moyes comment

    "Royston had a good game tonight, but games at Goodison suit him, and I am looking for him to provide that level of performance more often."

    http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/moyes-calls-on-drenthe-to-keep-high-standards-6280418.html

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    1. Red_mist
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      Another perfect Liverpool sweep.

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      1. jimnastics
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        Indeed, shame that spending so much on the 3 Liv defenders meant he had to play Gower.

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        1. Red_mist
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          You are probably right.He could have achieved the same by selecting some uber-cheap defenders.

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    2. SPorting
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      was gonna bench him away at SUN anyway.

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  16. Beamer
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    sinclair -> valenia or drenthe -> valencia

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    1. SmokeyH
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      Sinclair seems best options with Drenthe's DGW upcoming

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  17. Retro
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    Rooney. What to dooney.

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    1. Christina.
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      Aah, always like seeing your gravatar....nice to see someone that has 2 top1000 finishes under their belt and takes hits.

      Things is, has Rooney not scored that screamer no one(me included) would have wanted him this morning. You have Nani. Be happy.

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      1. Retro
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        Thanks Ina. You're in good form this morning - have you been drinking? 🙂 Yes, think I'll leave Rooney out. No roomey in the teamey.

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    2. udit
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      keepooney

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  18. Red_mist
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    You need Nani more than Rooney.

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  19. MJ6987
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    Jones - don't players normally carry on playing with face type injuries with one of those Phantom of the Opera style masks anyway? In a way, from a Fantasy point of view, I won't be that bothered if he is out for weeks as it allows me to free up cash by swapping to Evans. Without this injury I would be too wary of missing Jones' attacking points.

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    1. wozza
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      Those masks are usually for a broken nose I think. They put a lot of pressure on the cheeks to ensure the nose is protected. It would take something quite special to keep Jones' cheek safe

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  20. Sarnab
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    54(excluding bonus) and still 4 to play..

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  21. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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    How many bps are likely for the following

    Rvp
    Enrique
    Drenthe
    Jagelka

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    1. naruto4kamil
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      Rvp-3
      Enrique-0
      Drenthe-2
      Jagelka-0

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    2. wozza
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      3, 0, 2, 0 is my guess

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    3. udit
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      3,0,1,0

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    4. drughi
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      3
      0
      1
      1

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    5. OPTA FPL
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      12

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    6. The Gambler.
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      3
      0 (or 1 at best)
      1 or 2
      0

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    7. jimnastics
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      Enrique apparently could be on for 1pt according to someone with Opta stat access.

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  22. Sarnab
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    1.dyer > drenthe (as 5th mid)
    2.king > BAE
    3.king > smalling (already gave evans)
    4.bale > walcott/valencia (if bale gets injured)

    team:
    vorm krul
    king enrique evans simpson shawx
    nani mata bale walters dyer
    rvp ade ba

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  23. Sarnab
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    1.dyer > drenthe (as 5th mid)
    2.king > BAE
    3.king > smalling (already have evans)
    4.bale > walcott/valencia (if bale gets injured)

    team:
    vorm krul
    king enrique evans simpson shawx
    nani mata bale walters dyer
    rvp ade ba

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  24. Fernando Torres
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    Smalling or Evans?

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    1. naruto4kamil
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      Evans

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    2. SPorting
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      Smalling AND Evans

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  25. give me silvaware
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    Should i get
    1. Vermaelean
    2. Cole
    or
    3. Johnson
    for the possibly injured Phil Jones? I really hope it is nothing serious
    post your reply in the form of numbers. Thanks in advance for whoever replies to this

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    1. Sarnab
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      who are your other defenders??

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    2. Lincos
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      verms is who im looking at for sure

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    3. OPTA FPL
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      Jones out 6 weeks

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  26. Arselona
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    Kinda kicking myself for my keeper choice.. Especially when it was a choice after pondering about it for a while.. Put the question out here and got slammed 🙂 But I suppose Vorm was the smarter choice over Al-Habsi..

    Whats the go with Ade's yellow flag?

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    1. The Gambler.
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      Fpls reaction to arry saying he had a sore foot.

      He'll be fine.

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      1. Arselona
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        Hope so~ got not room for vdv..

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  27. Christina.
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    So it boils down to who will score more....

    Bale + Rooney or Nani + Ade....

    Depending on tonight though.

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    1. Christina.
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      Over the next 2 weeks that is...

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    2. udit
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      Ade + Nani

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    3. Arselona
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      I hope it's the latter combo!

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  28. tosey
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    2 freebies and need utd cover

    a) moses, aguero - surman, rooney
    b) gower, aguero - valencia, sturridge
    c) bale, aguero - valencia, rooney
    d) vdv, drenthe, aguero - nani, surman, rooney -4
    e) something else

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    1. Christina.
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      I think with Jones/Young injured Valencia is probably nailed on for the next 2, thing is where will he play?

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      1. OPTA FPL
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        Old Trafford

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    2. Kingston
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      I say d. Was looking at valencia but he could well play rb

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    3. udit
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      C

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  29. OPTA FPL
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    both.

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  30. bigmanagercoat
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    Surely Milner`s turn on the Mancini roundabout this week?

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